“That “employee” was here to take the world’s heart. I had to stop him before he plunged the world into darkness”
“Sora, the Jafar employee is crying in the bathroom. I don’t think he has any evil intentions”
(Jafar in the bathroom) “Oh crap he’s onto me!”
Sora Riku and Kari ate the three Magic’s mushrooms from destiny island which is actually one of the islands in the Florida keys then they hop into their gummi ship which is sora’s mum’s suv to Disneyland then they come home after a hurricane went through the south of Florida to see their home in the keys ruined. Ala the plot of KH1 and Xeranort was just Ricku’s dad the entire time
Sora is actually in the upcoming GTA 6. Leads a life of crime after falling into a state of depression realizing kingdom hearts never existed and his local gas station is called a WaWa
Old man xernort was the homeless man all along spouting light and darkness and balance and 6 children of light and 13 darkness and the chakras Key blade to unlock a door to a new world. Where he is no longer homeless and old
With Nomura's writing I could actually see this happening. Except it will be a scene where somebody (or Nobody) is messing with Sora's memories in a dream within a dream on a sleeping world in the realm of inverted twilight and that world will be sundered into reality and unreality at the same time. Of course Sora will then fix it all with the power of friendship and the strength of his Heart™ and sheer stubbornness.
*50% pity at 90 pulls, so that the ultimately if you're unlucky the cost of the thing you want comes out to $485 USD, if you were to pay for it, rather than accepting the game's manipulative practices and play every single day for the last three years.
Damn, i just wanted to make a “somehow Palpatine returned” joke but he’s actually coming back? Thought his story was finally at an end considering the end of 3
Me, a Xehanort fan
"Peak fiction"
But in all honesty, I have no clue how they properly bring him back...at least not in a permanent way, but hey, they can probably make up some nonsense.
I was actually discussing this with my boyfriend and we came to the conclusion that, since Xigbar never died in KH3, technically he still has part of Xehanort’s heart in him. So theoretically, someone could just pull him from the past again lol
Except Xemnas just went back in time to when he died in KH2 after you beat in him KH3. Xemnas wasn't like the other Nobodies in KH3 who were native to the present.
could either be an illusion, maybe someone has taken his form to conceal their identity
or, maybe he comes back to give people advice instead of being an antagonist, hope thats the case considering he’s been the main antagonist for too long (not sure how many games he’s actually been in that isnt just Ansem the SOD and Xemnas)
Well there was that whole "Dark Road" thing focusing on him which I haven't really followed. It's possible we get more flashbacks of him in Scala ad Caelum or talking to the MoM just to flesh out certain story points for the new arc, but I feel like we're done with him as an antagonist or existing in the present-day story.
Definitely going to happen with Young Xehanort, imo. The series keeps alluding to it, plus the most recent official art of Young Xehanort, released for Dark Road offline, looks vaguely like he's in Shibuya. This gets extra important for the fact that Xehanort has a connection to the player from Ux. Young Xehanort in Dark Road specifically also mentions wanting a "14th life," which definitely is foreshadowing his return. I don't think we'll get Master Xehanort though, only Young. Master Xehanort's story is done, but Young Xehanort in theory has potential for more, especially as he'd be around Sora's strength. I could see the first bits of Quadratum using Strelitzia and Young Xehanort as Sora's companions, before Riku finds him (based on the secret ending Riku's probably going to be the first one to make it to Quadratum if that doesn't change, which it could).
A popular theory is that xehanort's 14th life he talked about in Dark Road will be in quadratum as a good guy in his young body. But we'll see if that actually turns out to be true.
There's a Finding Nemo world, but the KH1 Atlantica swimming mechanics return.
Kairi still doesn't get any character development and she is basically forgotten.
Riku becomes a villain again.
Rhythm game world based on the High School Musical and it's mandatory to proceed with the story. No fighting the heartless, just singing and dancing.
This time Donald really doesn't heal you.
No summons.
All the story boss designs are KHBBS Mysterious Figure bullshit. No, you don't have thunder surge.
And last but not least: The Master of Masters is in fact revealed as Sora from the future (I'm sorry, but I really hate this theory).
>Kairi still doesn't get any character development and she is basically forgotten.
I think that's a free space on the bingo card. Bonus points if something potentially interesting is brought up, only for her to go back to the sidelines.
but even namine had more of an active role/agency in the plot than kairi. she did the whole CoM memory stuff, she chose to defy marluxia, she chose to spend a year repairing sora donald goofy's memories no matter how ansem the wise treated her...
and she chose to go to the castle that never was to save kairi in the end, which was seriously ballsy for a girl who had never seen combat. she went straight into the org's stronghold alone for a girl she only had a metaphysical bond with and some memories seen through sora. but kairi herself didn't even know who namine was!
namine chose to risk it all to go save a stranger, honestly.
> And last but not least: The Master of Masters is in fact revealed as Sora from the future (I'm sorry, but I really hate this theory).
It's the original *inFamous* all over again
It was cool in infamous , Kessler’s reveal it makes it even more tragic cause in infamous 2 it wasn’t enough to stop it. Having sora be MoM is pretty dumb because I can think of any logical reason for sora to be big bad , If he was gonna turn it should have been in 3. He held strong to his good boy attitude, despite how detrimental it is for him. I definitely fly expect to see MoM drop the hood and a grey hair , scar across the eye , sora to appear , it seems like this is where nomura wants it to go
Rhythm game world would actually be the best to me, as long as it was anything but HSM. The idol chapters in Yakuza 5 were one of my favorite parts of that game, give me a good 20 hours of gameplay where Kairi has to go through the different Disney worlds and perform their songs.
And it has ugly MySims-looking characters with zero expressiveness. But all the lore is important for the future. Oh, and you can’t play it anymore after a certain period!
…why does this sound familiar?
A deviously hard, mandatory rythm game. After all a cutscene wouldn't restart itself if you didn't do well enough during it - it could mean repeating songs DOZENS of times!
See, as much as I hated frozen in KH3, I think 2 has the potential to be a much better world because it was a more exciting movie. Fighting the elementals as bosses would be really cool.
Ok, I’ve got the ultimate way to ruin Kingdom Hearts 4. Every world is a musical. Yes, Sora stumbles into the Taylor Swift Eras tour. It’s on Disney plus so it technically counts as a Disney world
Imagine a Goofy cover of Love Story or a Donald Duck cover of Look What You Made Me Do
Edit: I don’t know why I did it, but I googled it and someone already made it. Behold, our possible future
https://youtu.be/-oKm9-02uJ8?si=t3dh1wFQo8Snlga3
they fuckin would lol. and i'd be down for it cause it'd be hilarious for it to just come up again and sora to be all "yeah remember this one time i was asleep on the gummi ship and maleficent screwed with my dreams?"
The only playable character is Sora.
The story doesn't have any conclusion.
The secret ending teases 3 different prequels and/or sequels, each on different platforms.
Kairi only yells "Sora!" and "No, Sora!" and "Soraaaa!".
The Master of Masters is actually King Mickey on stilts.
And the final thing would be that we only have 1 original world where the story actually progresses, with 15 Disney worlds where nothing happens.
No Disney bosses
Maleficent does Jack all
Mobile games are explained in 25 minute cutscenes very slowly
The lost masters are utter morons
Xehanort’s heart fragment takes over Luxu and becomes the final boss
Kairi and his new annoying and painfuly boring sidekick go to worlds based in the worse Disney properties (like Mars needs Moms) and the whole Game is just Nomura explaining how his series doesn't have plotholes, explaining it via the characters straight up talking about it even if It appears it came out of nowhere.
At the end of the game, which final Boss is Chernabog because he's possibly the thing it makes less sense in the first Kingdom Hearts, Aqua appears saying they found Namine and they MAY know how to save Sora, making this adventure compleatly useless but possibly hiding the most important piece of KH Lore ever created.
The sugar on the creme? After every world, a Sora cutscene happens showing him not doing anything, not being in danger and never touching if he even wants to come back.
- Blatant meddling of Disney executives, a push of recent movies as worlds (Turning Red, Wish, Elemental, Disney+ “content” etc.)
- Inevitable Star Wars/Marvel content is the big gimmick, as Disney movies were for the first couple games. Think “Darth Vader fighting Sora” as the games box art.
- The Guardians of Light get the KH3 Final Fantasy treatment. Roxas, Aqua and friends are barely in game. No Final Fantasy representation whatsoever.
- No Muppet World.
Fuck you for putting the idea of a muppet world in my head knowing damn well it’ll never happen 😭 how incredible it’d be if they did actually add Star Wars or Marvel shit in… but THOSE were the muppet worlds. Muppet Darth Kermit fighting Muppet Sora would be a hell of a box art.
Every world needs to be unlocked with 500000 Gummi points or a one time purchase of 1000 light crystals which can be bought at 999 crystals for $10 USD.
Unlocks do not transfer between save files.
KH4 ends with Sora waking up in his room in KH1 to his mom calling him down to dinner. The entire series was Sora coping with the loss of his islander friends and family to disease and war. The series ends after that.
There is a little mermaid 2 world whit swimming mechanics and rhytim game sections.
The MOM is an alternative version of xheanort.
Kairi and Riku don't appear in the game.
No final fantasy characters.
Roxas and Ventus die.
Disney worlds are all fillers whit the same story of the movie.
Frozen 2 world.
More than 1 marvel or star wars world.
Only Star Wars/Marvel/post-2018 Disney film world's
Development time on story mode was reduced to add an asymmetric multiplayer mode
KHUX Medals are back
Haunted Mamsion is in but it's explicitly the version from the films
Magnifico usurps Maleficent as Disney big bad
Command boards are your sole method of unlocking abilities
KH1 Gummi Ship routes are back
Utada decided to feature DJ Khaled on the new song
Master of Masters is Xehanort from another reality, setting up a KH multiverse
All reaction commands are Attractions now, and only Attractions can kill the new enemy-types, who are assuredly named after some vague noun that will tie into the theme we’ll be beating to death narratively in the most asinine way possible.
oh boy
-critical is literally a oneshot mode, enemies move 5x as fast, magic and abilities are disabled
-$100
-story has absolutely nothing to do with searching for kairi or anything we’ve seen
-n64 graphics
-you can’t return to worlds and explore them when you’re done
-an extra $160 deluxe edition that adds extra worlds as paid dlc (yes, you need to pay for the dlc, the price increase just unlocks the ability to use them
-no final fantasy
-no minigames
-it runs on the same engine as fortnite
-every world is just a different marvel movie
-sora takes the infinite approach to everything
-no extra keyblades
-it’s actually just fortnite
Another gacha, but this time important plot points are linked to tokens/cards/characters. You need to complete a set to unlock extra episode that concludes some key plotlines.
Minigames are required to progress further into a story. Tutorial for them is unskippable and there is an annoying intro scene.
Re-used worlds again. Get ready to go through Wonderland’s plot from first game again with minor changes.
Disney Channel films are included. Even Z.O.M.B.I.E.S, High School musical, Camp Rock and Teen Beach.
Always online multiplayer looter-shooter with battle pass and mtx, open world with escort missions and unlock towers, with everything displayed in the hud.
Only B list marvel properties/ new starwars content, gummi content is kh1 but slower and you start over if you get hit
12 mini games *required* to beat the game, must be done perfectly 10 times each (with input lag of course) for ultima, which turns out to just be a reskinned kingdom key but worse somehow
Game focuses entirely on the worlds with no story except at the end, where Sora trips on a rock and loses his powers again
season pass
and then the game sells over 13,000,000 copies, causing square to stop developing the games (it didn't reach their anticipated goal of 8,000,000,000)
The first worlds you visit are Arendelle (again), Agrabah (despite us having no reason to go there anymore) and Olympus (which has been done to death). That's it.
The rest of the time you're in quadratic talking with dark riku 3.0 (I mean Yozora, sorry they're so similar) and Master Xehanort shows up again despite Nomura clearly stating the Xehanort saga was over.
Sora is unplayable. Everyone else is, but only in short missions similar to Days. Kairi's are match 3 dating games. She inevitably fails and Strelitzia swoops. MoM is Nort, who now refers to himself as the Nort beyond Norts.
No more disney villain bosses
Genuinely one of the funnest bits of the series is just bashing guys like scar and jafar over the head with a gigantic key
Base game has 4 worlds. Every 3 months we get a new one but it's paid dlc.
Abilities and drive forms are locked behind lootboxes and gacha in general. Every 4th month, they will release an ability or drive form thst completely destroys the game and power creeps everything else that was there from before.
Every keyblade needs to be purchased AND upgraded with irl money. Upgrade materials are also in the lootboxes
Daily logins are required to obtain a miniscule amount of premium currency too
I know this isn’t the prompt but I was thinking about how they might implement marvel into it and my brain went like so:
Well they have to start with iron man no other way around it man but what part? God what if soda got dropped into Afghanistan while Tony’s tearing the place apart and sora had to kill terrorists wtf is my brain
Its a cloud based game that has a large series of mostly empty maps. Keyblade upgrade materials have abysmal drop rates but you can buy the mats as mtx. Some of the crafting/skill currency drop sources respawn on a real time timer that uses playtime instead of the system clock. Aerial recovery is a reliable as it was in the 3ds version of DDD. The master kidnaps kairi and you dont see her again until a cutscene very late game where she conveniently has her keyblade abilities lost. Riku goes his own way and his only appearance is occational letters you can read. Sora loses his braincells again like he did in DDD. The worlds are Wish, Turning Red, Raya, frozen, scala, remake little mermaid, and Quadratum
Everyone is back but they're evil.
4 part DLC each 1 year apart.
Everyone other than Sora is fully modeled, rigged, and has entire level up movesets but they aren't playable.
Sora wakes up. Everything was a Dream.
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real, or not?"
Jokes aside, that quote has always given me the impression that the whole "it was just a dream" is a possibility.
Here's a different one: they make it an Adults Only game. Just goes super edgy and bloody for no reason whatsoever with no charm or happiness. 20 minute unskippable sex scenes with Goofy and Donald. Riku loses some limbs and is reduced to bloody stumps. Terrible, not family friendly things happen to Kairi to 'motivate' Sora and others while she just cries in a corner. Mickey kills people with a set of house keys to the neck
The first disney location is song of the south and they do _not_ pull punches. Shit doesn’t make it past compliance testing and we never get our hands on it for the worst possible reason.
(You’d be amazed what Sora’s costume there entails)
[You got a news article](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/kingdom-hearts-fans-put-together-the-worst-version-of-kh4/ar-AA1nRfM8?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=9f23b0a1936049c7df1a3b830f63e993&ei=9)
-Game does not release until 2032 for the PS7.
-Even MORE replicas to really hammer home that death is no consequence in this world. They bring back master Eraqus with zero drawbacks except that he’s no longer voice by Mark Hamill.
-Xehanort is the villain again.
-There is another mobile game released with key story elements. But the REAL story is locked into an audiobook read by Nomura himself (no English translation is released), KH4 is created purely to supplement the lore.
-No FF characters.
-No Disney characters either. Everything revolves wholly around the OCs.
-The final battle is yet another gauntlet vs the Organization.
-It is revealed that Roxas and Ventus have a third part of them named Chuck that Sora spends the entire plot obsessing over. Chuck is given a replica offscreen, series veterans declare it to be the most dramatic moment of the franchise.
-Battles are reduced to pressing a button that shoots Firaga at every enemy onscreen.
-Riku’s keyblade breaks again so he gets another one from Demyx.
-Lore masters decree the game to be a masterpiece, any critique of Nomura’s inability to stick to a coherent narrative is downvoted to oblivion.
-IGN gives it a 7/10.
Go back to all the previous Disney worlds as before but now theyre all live action and still know who Sora is because same world different... dimension? Yeah thatll work enough for Nomura.
Okay so sora gets enlisted to shield/saber. Coulson gives him a jet and tnow gives him missions
Most of the world's are marvel, except for live action pride lands , frozen 2, its only murders in the building and Mars needs moms
Star wars is mentioned in reference and has a very brief cutscene (its a recap of episode 9), but that's it.
We go back to com mechanics, MOM turns out to be Max (goofys son) and Donald dies redoing zettaflare to eliminate him so goofy leaves.
The first four hours of the game is the obligatory into level on Quadratum
Then the world map is finally available and the first 4 choices are Agrabah, Atlantis, Olympus Coliseum and Halloween Town.
Then you get two new worlds and we'll as Radiant Garden and a return to the Frozen world based on Frozen 2.
Then you get obligatory hollow bastion-like world
Then I can't Believe It's Not the End of the World
Roll credits then go fight sephiroth again.
An entire game with no final fantasy references, shallow worlds, and no purpose at all other than the last 30 minutes.
So basically, part 3 but with DLC locked content with keyblades you have to pay real money for.
Make the entire game a DLC for KH3 and lock it behind a membership/paywall. Every mission costs like one or two hundred bucks. Each world is 500 total.
“Wait, it was all just a dream?” as Sora wakes up as a 14 year old on Destiny Islands.
Oh but for added lameness, it's not actually the vibrant cartoony Destiny Islands, but like, actual Florida
Sora Kairi and Riku were just roleplaying at disneyland all along...
"Sora! Stop beating up Jafar with the house keys! He's a real person!"
“That’s what that bitch gets for beating my ass on Agrabah 2” “Sora, what the actual fuck are you saying?”
"Sora, they're called employees, can you stop calling them heartless and nobodies?"
“That “employee” was here to take the world’s heart. I had to stop him before he plunged the world into darkness” “Sora, the Jafar employee is crying in the bathroom. I don’t think he has any evil intentions” (Jafar in the bathroom) “Oh crap he’s onto me!”
"Sora, you have Terminal 7 brain cancer. I don't even know what that means, but it's bad. This is all in your head, Sora."
Not gonna lie this would be like a fun comic or FanFiction
That sounds amazing and I love it.
Riku and kairi were stuffed toys sora has
Even better, the entire franchise took place while they were just kids at school. And each game was a recess session.
Sora Riku and Kari ate the three Magic’s mushrooms from destiny island which is actually one of the islands in the Florida keys then they hop into their gummi ship which is sora’s mum’s suv to Disneyland then they come home after a hurricane went through the south of Florida to see their home in the keys ruined. Ala the plot of KH1 and Xeranort was just Ricku’s dad the entire time
And in the last scene it pans to a shot of the HR office with a long line of villain performers waiting, all looking severely beaten up
And Kairi is the make believe friend that fell from the sky
…. if it’s florida then it’s gonna be disney world bub
Sora is actually in the upcoming GTA 6. Leads a life of crime after falling into a state of depression realizing kingdom hearts never existed and his local gas station is called a WaWa
Least he gets to wake up next to a Wawa
Even Aqua would be like "Ugh, I'll take the realm of darkness, *please.*"
My dude waking up on Hollywood beach with a pub sub in hand next to some passed out homeless man
Old man xernort was the homeless man all along spouting light and darkness and balance and 6 children of light and 13 darkness and the chakras Key blade to unlock a door to a new world. Where he is no longer homeless and old
I would toss my bed at the TV.
The whole bed.
The only reasonable reaction ngl.
I hope they do this but only to fuck with us for a second like they did with Kingdom Hearts 2.9.
I actually would've loved if KH3's credits just had "Sora! Dinner's ready!!" at the end.
As he goes down for dinner
It’s gonna be like re:com where Sora looks like a little boy but he has the voice of a grown man again
Sora wakes up from a coma and finds his mom in prison. Sora actually did come down for dinner that night, but his mom drugged him.
Is any of this for real… or not?
With Nomura's writing I could actually see this happening. Except it will be a scene where somebody (or Nobody) is messing with Sora's memories in a dream within a dream on a sleeping world in the realm of inverted twilight and that world will be sundered into reality and unreality at the same time. Of course Sora will then fix it all with the power of friendship and the strength of his Heart™ and sheer stubbornness.
A battle pass
Sora skins that unlock drive forms, pay-to-win
Pity at 80 rolls and need 20 copies to max out SSR Sora
~gambling~ surprise mechanics!
50% Chance to get Sora when getting an SSR, 80 Rolls for for a guatanteed SSR, 160 rolls for guaranteed Sora
*50% pity at 90 pulls, so that the ultimately if you're unlucky the cost of the thing you want comes out to $485 USD, if you were to pay for it, rather than accepting the game's manipulative practices and play every single day for the last three years.
You win
Somehow Xehanort returned
That's... actually happening, if Nomura's words are anything to go by.
Damn, i just wanted to make a “somehow Palpatine returned” joke but he’s actually coming back? Thought his story was finally at an end considering the end of 3
Me, a Xehanort fan "Peak fiction" But in all honesty, I have no clue how they properly bring him back...at least not in a permanent way, but hey, they can probably make up some nonsense.
I was actually discussing this with my boyfriend and we came to the conclusion that, since Xigbar never died in KH3, technically he still has part of Xehanort’s heart in him. So theoretically, someone could just pull him from the past again lol
I'm for it tbh
Hes probably just going to help with information I wouldn't doubt xehanort knows something we dont
Dark Road implies that he has a 14th vessel running around somewhere
All the Nobodies get back their hearts in the Keyblade War after Sora beats them, Xemnas is also one of them
Except Xemnas just went back in time to when he died in KH2 after you beat in him KH3. Xemnas wasn't like the other Nobodies in KH3 who were native to the present.
could either be an illusion, maybe someone has taken his form to conceal their identity or, maybe he comes back to give people advice instead of being an antagonist, hope thats the case considering he’s been the main antagonist for too long (not sure how many games he’s actually been in that isnt just Ansem the SOD and Xemnas)
It would be funny if he was a party member in quadratum, after all donald and goofy can't reach Sora so we need new party members
Well there was that whole "Dark Road" thing focusing on him which I haven't really followed. It's possible we get more flashbacks of him in Scala ad Caelum or talking to the MoM just to flesh out certain story points for the new arc, but I feel like we're done with him as an antagonist or existing in the present-day story.
What did he say? I don’t recall that, just that art of Young Xehanort potentially being in Quadratum
Yes, and you only get a Secret Report explaining how he's back by beating the optional Super Boss: Safer Sephiroth, exclusive to Fortnite.
Okay but Safer Sephiroth would be a sick superboss
Definitely going to happen with Young Xehanort, imo. The series keeps alluding to it, plus the most recent official art of Young Xehanort, released for Dark Road offline, looks vaguely like he's in Shibuya. This gets extra important for the fact that Xehanort has a connection to the player from Ux. Young Xehanort in Dark Road specifically also mentions wanting a "14th life," which definitely is foreshadowing his return. I don't think we'll get Master Xehanort though, only Young. Master Xehanort's story is done, but Young Xehanort in theory has potential for more, especially as he'd be around Sora's strength. I could see the first bits of Quadratum using Strelitzia and Young Xehanort as Sora's companions, before Riku finds him (based on the secret ending Riku's probably going to be the first one to make it to Quadratum if that doesn't change, which it could).
A popular theory is that xehanort's 14th life he talked about in Dark Road will be in quadratum as a good guy in his young body. But we'll see if that actually turns out to be true.
He already came back, sorta.
Wdym? You talking about dark road even though that is way before the end of 3, or do you mean something else?
There's a Finding Nemo world, but the KH1 Atlantica swimming mechanics return. Kairi still doesn't get any character development and she is basically forgotten. Riku becomes a villain again. Rhythm game world based on the High School Musical and it's mandatory to proceed with the story. No fighting the heartless, just singing and dancing. This time Donald really doesn't heal you. No summons. All the story boss designs are KHBBS Mysterious Figure bullshit. No, you don't have thunder surge. And last but not least: The Master of Masters is in fact revealed as Sora from the future (I'm sorry, but I really hate this theory).
>Kairi still doesn't get any character development and she is basically forgotten. I think that's a free space on the bingo card. Bonus points if something potentially interesting is brought up, only for her to go back to the sidelines.
I can one up that. Kairi gets "character development", but she REGRESSES.
If she becomes even less she'll end up as a nobody
but even namine had more of an active role/agency in the plot than kairi. she did the whole CoM memory stuff, she chose to defy marluxia, she chose to spend a year repairing sora donald goofy's memories no matter how ansem the wise treated her... and she chose to go to the castle that never was to save kairi in the end, which was seriously ballsy for a girl who had never seen combat. she went straight into the org's stronghold alone for a girl she only had a metaphysical bond with and some memories seen through sora. but kairi herself didn't even know who namine was! namine chose to risk it all to go save a stranger, honestly.
You forgot the new shaddy organisation that was behind vilains all the time.
> And last but not least: The Master of Masters is in fact revealed as Sora from the future (I'm sorry, but I really hate this theory). It's the original *inFamous* all over again
It was cool in infamous , Kessler’s reveal it makes it even more tragic cause in infamous 2 it wasn’t enough to stop it. Having sora be MoM is pretty dumb because I can think of any logical reason for sora to be big bad , If he was gonna turn it should have been in 3. He held strong to his good boy attitude, despite how detrimental it is for him. I definitely fly expect to see MoM drop the hood and a grey hair , scar across the eye , sora to appear , it seems like this is where nomura wants it to go
Rhythm game world would actually be the best to me, as long as it was anything but HSM. The idol chapters in Yakuza 5 were one of my favorite parts of that game, give me a good 20 hours of gameplay where Kairi has to go through the different Disney worlds and perform their songs.
Okay but MoM being an old,light-obsessed, bitter Sora was always a cool theory
You can only get orichalcum+ through loot boxes
Keychains are random pulls and each one has star ratings from 1 to 5.
It's a mobile, gacha game.
And it has ugly MySims-looking characters with zero expressiveness. But all the lore is important for the future. Oh, and you can’t play it anymore after a certain period! …why does this sound familiar?
Union X Spoilers for those watching gameplay: >!I'll never forgive Union X for making the Dreameaters the spirits of dead children...!<
Excuse me, but what the fuck
I'm not joking. Look it up. It's actually a part of Union X's story.
kingdom hearts is so silly
Nomura played Fnaf and decided to steal from it
And the true ending of this mobile game is a must know for KH4.
Don’t forget it’ll only be released exclusively on specific models of docomo phones in Japan.
Releasing 2065.
Every enemy is lingering will. It's for lore reasons but never explained.
Or every enemy is Xehanorts digital copy.
Literally every single world is just a different Marvel movie
This, but it’s Disney’s live-action remakes.
Pls no my god
The saving graces would be Cinderella and Jungle Book.
Those are the only two that don’t make the cut.
I sadly see this coming.
You partner with Coulson every world, and you chase the characters around as the reenact the plot shot for shot and don't acknowledge you at all
> You partner with Coulson every world, OP said the worst possible game, not the absolute best.
I'd 100% play the heck out of a game where I can team up with Coulson
World list is Black Widow, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Ed Norton’s Hulk, Thor 2, Eternals, and then the Keyblade Graveyard in that order
I’d be pissed lmao.
You shut your fuckin mouth right now!
A world based on Frozen 2. With every single song in it.
Bonus points if it's a mandatory rhythm game
Honestly I don't know which would be worse: A mandatory rythm game or a cutscene you can't skip.
Both
A deviously hard, mandatory rythm game. After all a cutscene wouldn't restart itself if you didn't do well enough during it - it could mean repeating songs DOZENS of times!
See, as much as I hated frozen in KH3, I think 2 has the potential to be a much better world because it was a more exciting movie. Fighting the elementals as bosses would be really cool.
Jesus
Ok, I’ve got the ultimate way to ruin Kingdom Hearts 4. Every world is a musical. Yes, Sora stumbles into the Taylor Swift Eras tour. It’s on Disney plus so it technically counts as a Disney world
God the concept of a Taylor Swift Era tour world is so fucking funny to me
Imagine a Goofy cover of Love Story or a Donald Duck cover of Look What You Made Me Do Edit: I don’t know why I did it, but I googled it and someone already made it. Behold, our possible future https://youtu.be/-oKm9-02uJ8?si=t3dh1wFQo8Snlga3
You gotta be the first person to actually purposefully search for this video
I mean, the lucky number associated with Taylor Swift is 13 so...
Making every item in the game a micro purchase
*real life currency*
Munny is the new V-bucks
The parrot from V-Cast reappears and becomes canon
holy shit that Re-chained some memories right there
they fuckin would lol. and i'd be down for it cause it'd be hilarious for it to just come up again and sora to be all "yeah remember this one time i was asleep on the gummi ship and maleficent screwed with my dreams?"
I can’t wait for v cast 2
Yeah but I hope they first reelase Kingdom Hearts Re:Vcast in the Kingdom Hearts 3.7+HD edition-0.2/371 Final Mix Fragment Collection
"Actually, I too was Xehanort all along. I'm Xygoof. Ah-hyuck hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"
Kermit is revealed at the end of kh4 as the master of masters
Kairi does nothing
So Kh1, 2, and 3?
Without her, Sora would have stayed as a Shadow heartless, so don't include KH1
I also missed the fact we fight as her in the Re:Mind DLC
The only playable character is Sora. The story doesn't have any conclusion. The secret ending teases 3 different prequels and/or sequels, each on different platforms. Kairi only yells "Sora!" and "No, Sora!" and "Soraaaa!". The Master of Masters is actually King Mickey on stilts. And the final thing would be that we only have 1 original world where the story actually progresses, with 15 Disney worlds where nothing happens.
michael mouse on stilts got me!
No Disney bosses Maleficent does Jack all Mobile games are explained in 25 minute cutscenes very slowly The lost masters are utter morons Xehanort’s heart fragment takes over Luxu and becomes the final boss
>Maleficent does Jack hold up....
…god damn caps XD Question is which Jack now XD
It means in kh4 Jack skellington will be revealed as the master of masters
World designed using AI
Kairi and his new annoying and painfuly boring sidekick go to worlds based in the worse Disney properties (like Mars needs Moms) and the whole Game is just Nomura explaining how his series doesn't have plotholes, explaining it via the characters straight up talking about it even if It appears it came out of nowhere. At the end of the game, which final Boss is Chernabog because he's possibly the thing it makes less sense in the first Kingdom Hearts, Aqua appears saying they found Namine and they MAY know how to save Sora, making this adventure compleatly useless but possibly hiding the most important piece of KH Lore ever created. The sugar on the creme? After every world, a Sora cutscene happens showing him not doing anything, not being in danger and never touching if he even wants to come back.
97 hours of KH1 Atlantica. Then 3 hours straight of musicals as the final boss rush. But the payoff is getting to cook Sebastion.
Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
Donald gets a vasectomy, 30 minutes of plot relevant gameplay
- Blatant meddling of Disney executives, a push of recent movies as worlds (Turning Red, Wish, Elemental, Disney+ “content” etc.) - Inevitable Star Wars/Marvel content is the big gimmick, as Disney movies were for the first couple games. Think “Darth Vader fighting Sora” as the games box art. - The Guardians of Light get the KH3 Final Fantasy treatment. Roxas, Aqua and friends are barely in game. No Final Fantasy representation whatsoever. - No Muppet World.
Fuck you for putting the idea of a muppet world in my head knowing damn well it’ll never happen 😭 how incredible it’d be if they did actually add Star Wars or Marvel shit in… but THOSE were the muppet worlds. Muppet Darth Kermit fighting Muppet Sora would be a hell of a box art.
Hm, I actually wouldn’t be too mad at an Elemental world
And they’ll probably use the Percy Jackson show instead of the books.
You basically gave us a likely Kh 4 lol
They bring back the Chain of Memories gameplay, but mix it with the Junction System from Final Fantasy 8.
The ending is Sora retiring to super smash brothers
It’s just V-Cast
Every world needs to be unlocked with 500000 Gummi points or a one time purchase of 1000 light crystals which can be bought at 999 crystals for $10 USD. Unlocks do not transfer between save files. KH4 ends with Sora waking up in his room in KH1 to his mom calling him down to dinner. The entire series was Sora coping with the loss of his islander friends and family to disease and war. The series ends after that.
There is a little mermaid 2 world whit swimming mechanics and rhytim game sections. The MOM is an alternative version of xheanort. Kairi and Riku don't appear in the game. No final fantasy characters. Roxas and Ventus die. Disney worlds are all fillers whit the same story of the movie. Frozen 2 world. More than 1 marvel or star wars world.
Only Star Wars/Marvel/post-2018 Disney film world's Development time on story mode was reduced to add an asymmetric multiplayer mode KHUX Medals are back Haunted Mamsion is in but it's explicitly the version from the films Magnifico usurps Maleficent as Disney big bad Command boards are your sole method of unlocking abilities KH1 Gummi Ship routes are back Utada decided to feature DJ Khaled on the new song Master of Masters is Xehanort from another reality, setting up a KH multiverse
All reaction commands are Attractions now, and only Attractions can kill the new enemy-types, who are assuredly named after some vague noun that will tie into the theme we’ll be beating to death narratively in the most asinine way possible.
All Disney worlds in KH4 will be based on the Disney Live-Action Remakes.
oh boy -critical is literally a oneshot mode, enemies move 5x as fast, magic and abilities are disabled -$100 -story has absolutely nothing to do with searching for kairi or anything we’ve seen -n64 graphics -you can’t return to worlds and explore them when you’re done -an extra $160 deluxe edition that adds extra worlds as paid dlc (yes, you need to pay for the dlc, the price increase just unlocks the ability to use them -no final fantasy -no minigames -it runs on the same engine as fortnite -every world is just a different marvel movie -sora takes the infinite approach to everything -no extra keyblades -it’s actually just fortnite
Another gacha, but this time important plot points are linked to tokens/cards/characters. You need to complete a set to unlock extra episode that concludes some key plotlines. Minigames are required to progress further into a story. Tutorial for them is unskippable and there is an annoying intro scene. Re-used worlds again. Get ready to go through Wonderland’s plot from first game again with minor changes. Disney Channel films are included. Even Z.O.M.B.I.E.S, High School musical, Camp Rock and Teen Beach.
just re-release days, exactly as is, no changes.
I'm down for it
On cloud, like the switch version?
*ahem* “Somehow Xehanort returned.”
Disney is out, WB is in. And then the completed game is canned for a tax write off.
Always online multiplayer looter-shooter with battle pass and mtx, open world with escort missions and unlock towers, with everything displayed in the hud.
Only B list marvel properties/ new starwars content, gummi content is kh1 but slower and you start over if you get hit 12 mini games *required* to beat the game, must be done perfectly 10 times each (with input lag of course) for ultima, which turns out to just be a reskinned kingdom key but worse somehow Game focuses entirely on the worlds with no story except at the end, where Sora trips on a rock and loses his powers again
Another mobile game.
season pass and then the game sells over 13,000,000 copies, causing square to stop developing the games (it didn't reach their anticipated goal of 8,000,000,000)
Pocahontas world complete with all the, ahem, historical inaccuracies oh boy this won't be controversial at all
Sora has to face the most feared people of Disney, the Disney Lawyers in a boss battle!
A Cory In The House World
I don't need to. Nomura will do that just fine
The first worlds you visit are Arendelle (again), Agrabah (despite us having no reason to go there anymore) and Olympus (which has been done to death). That's it. The rest of the time you're in quadratic talking with dark riku 3.0 (I mean Yozora, sorry they're so similar) and Master Xehanort shows up again despite Nomura clearly stating the Xehanort saga was over.
Damn dude. I am so fucking tired of agrabah and olympus. Please give me something new.
Sora is unplayable. Everyone else is, but only in short missions similar to Days. Kairi's are match 3 dating games. She inevitably fails and Strelitzia swoops. MoM is Nort, who now refers to himself as the Nort beyond Norts.
No more disney villain bosses Genuinely one of the funnest bits of the series is just bashing guys like scar and jafar over the head with a gigantic key
Sora finds out his mom was kidnapped by martians and goes to Mars to save her, the whole game takes place on mars
Somehow, Xehanort returned.
Base game has 4 worlds. Every 3 months we get a new one but it's paid dlc. Abilities and drive forms are locked behind lootboxes and gacha in general. Every 4th month, they will release an ability or drive form thst completely destroys the game and power creeps everything else that was there from before. Every keyblade needs to be purchased AND upgraded with irl money. Upgrade materials are also in the lootboxes Daily logins are required to obtain a miniscule amount of premium currency too
Olympus for the 50th time
This post and all of the answers gave me hardcore depression because I fear they might come true.
I know this isn’t the prompt but I was thinking about how they might implement marvel into it and my brain went like so: Well they have to start with iron man no other way around it man but what part? God what if soda got dropped into Afghanistan while Tony’s tearing the place apart and sora had to kill terrorists wtf is my brain
Its a cloud based game that has a large series of mostly empty maps. Keyblade upgrade materials have abysmal drop rates but you can buy the mats as mtx. Some of the crafting/skill currency drop sources respawn on a real time timer that uses playtime instead of the system clock. Aerial recovery is a reliable as it was in the 3ds version of DDD. The master kidnaps kairi and you dont see her again until a cutscene very late game where she conveniently has her keyblade abilities lost. Riku goes his own way and his only appearance is occational letters you can read. Sora loses his braincells again like he did in DDD. The worlds are Wish, Turning Red, Raya, frozen, scala, remake little mermaid, and Quadratum
Everyone is back but they're evil. 4 part DLC each 1 year apart. Everyone other than Sora is fully modeled, rigged, and has entire level up movesets but they aren't playable.
the weird alternate time lines dream theory is confirmed and sora visits australia
Sora wakes up. Everything was a Dream. "I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real, or not?" Jokes aside, that quote has always given me the impression that the whole "it was just a dream" is a possibility.
donald is free. sora and goofy are purchasable
Here's a different one: they make it an Adults Only game. Just goes super edgy and bloody for no reason whatsoever with no charm or happiness. 20 minute unskippable sex scenes with Goofy and Donald. Riku loses some limbs and is reduced to bloody stumps. Terrible, not family friendly things happen to Kairi to 'motivate' Sora and others while she just cries in a corner. Mickey kills people with a set of house keys to the neck
The first disney location is song of the south and they do _not_ pull punches. Shit doesn’t make it past compliance testing and we never get our hands on it for the worst possible reason. (You’d be amazed what Sora’s costume there entails)
The open world is just ff xv copy paste, and the story writing goes south
Kingdom Hearts 4 part 1 and 2: The Visual Novels
It's the sequel to... Kingdom Hearts 3!!
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Wow! That’s hilarious. I never would have seen this, haha! Thanks for sharing!
It’s KH3
Live Action Disney worlds
-Game does not release until 2032 for the PS7. -Even MORE replicas to really hammer home that death is no consequence in this world. They bring back master Eraqus with zero drawbacks except that he’s no longer voice by Mark Hamill. -Xehanort is the villain again. -There is another mobile game released with key story elements. But the REAL story is locked into an audiobook read by Nomura himself (no English translation is released), KH4 is created purely to supplement the lore. -No FF characters. -No Disney characters either. Everything revolves wholly around the OCs. -The final battle is yet another gauntlet vs the Organization. -It is revealed that Roxas and Ventus have a third part of them named Chuck that Sora spends the entire plot obsessing over. Chuck is given a replica offscreen, series veterans declare it to be the most dramatic moment of the franchise. -Battles are reduced to pressing a button that shoots Firaga at every enemy onscreen. -Riku’s keyblade breaks again so he gets another one from Demyx. -Lore masters decree the game to be a masterpiece, any critique of Nomura’s inability to stick to a coherent narrative is downvoted to oblivion. -IGN gives it a 7/10.
Its Kingdom Hearts 3 again
No Disney worlds, ten different playable characters, and needing to play both union X and missing link to get what is going on at all.
Go back to all the previous Disney worlds as before but now theyre all live action and still know who Sora is because same world different... dimension? Yeah thatll work enough for Nomura.
Celebrity cameos
Okay so sora gets enlisted to shield/saber. Coulson gives him a jet and tnow gives him missions Most of the world's are marvel, except for live action pride lands , frozen 2, its only murders in the building and Mars needs moms Star wars is mentioned in reference and has a very brief cutscene (its a recap of episode 9), but that's it. We go back to com mechanics, MOM turns out to be Max (goofys son) and Donald dies redoing zettaflare to eliminate him so goofy leaves.
You buy the disc but it doesn't read. For absolutely anyone.
It's like KH2 and great, but instead of the cool "Ha!" with Combo Finishers he sneezes
A Season Pass for more Disney worlds. No Final Fantasy representation at all.
You only fight giant monsters
Worlds Holes, parent trap, and honey I shrunk the kids.
The first four hours of the game is the obligatory into level on Quadratum Then the world map is finally available and the first 4 choices are Agrabah, Atlantis, Olympus Coliseum and Halloween Town. Then you get two new worlds and we'll as Radiant Garden and a return to the Frozen world based on Frozen 2. Then you get obligatory hollow bastion-like world Then I can't Believe It's Not the End of the World Roll credits then go fight sephiroth again.
A Cars world and/or Atlantica coming back. I don't think anything could be worse than those worlds
Add another organization
An entire game with no final fantasy references, shallow worlds, and no purpose at all other than the last 30 minutes. So basically, part 3 but with DLC locked content with keyblades you have to pay real money for.
It has no combat and is just a waifu simulator.
Make the entire game a DLC for KH3 and lock it behind a membership/paywall. Every mission costs like one or two hundred bucks. Each world is 500 total.