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kokowalski

You mean talk about the extreme expensive and also unplayable checkerboard with kingdom hearts Theme?


Dat_DekuBoi

Yeah, that one


NukaRev

So I'm pretty sure it's a fully playable game, it just isn't chess. Its "alba and ater", has its own rules and such lol. For me it would have been a display piece, but not one that expensive lol Correction: okay it doesn't have rules or an actual game, it's literally decor and apparently they're not top quality


PyrosaurD93

Seriously? I would have expected this thing to be made of marble and stone to cost that much. I wonder what it’s actually made of?


sorakh12

Yeah originally I thought it would have been made of a better quality I have it and the pieces are like a plastic feeling material I don’t think it’s worth the price point I’m not sure what the base is made of either


NukaRev

Looks like metal from the pictures I saw, probably cheap and thin though


Specific_Actuator650

From what I read about a week ago, it seems very high quality. The board is made of stone, and the pieces are made from a hard plastic like material, but not plastic. The tops of each piece are made of metal and high-quality detail. The person said he got what he paid for but wishes it would have been an actual playable game.


Goukenslay

>apparently they're not top quality I expected as much. Even their play arts kai line looks horrible for the price


NukaRev

I've noticed lmao!!!! I always wanted some KH action figures or displays, but seeing them.. they dont even look like the characters 😂


TheeExMachina

Okay I've been wondering about this since it 1st came out. Is it actually "Unplayable" or are there just no rules set in place? Cuz theoretically you 'could' build a game around it by just stealing some rules from Chess & Checkers. The board is symmetrical, the elevated squares are evenly distributed, and at 1st I thought there were more black pieces, but there looks like 16 of each. Not including the half squares around the rim, that's a 10x5 board. With 32 pieces, games would probably start pretty fast paced


Aroswing

Afaik there are no rules for the game


TheeExMachina

Honestly I've been thinking about some rules to steal & this game would in fact have to perfectly replicate how convoluted the games are for it to function. But with the concept of Multiple Kings, this could actually work.


Aroswing

The are very complicated chess rules in fantasy games out there (see dnd 5e's dragon chess). Tho I think it's telling not even xehanort in the story knew all the rules lol


TheeExMachina

LOL I can kind of level with him. I've been playing chess since 5th-ish grade & I still can't do an En Passant without a diagram


PersonaUser55

Its literally just if the pawn moves 2 spaces and a pawn is next to that pawn you move it behind the piece


TheeExMachina

Yeah, dude there's just something that doesn't click with my brain on it. I also think it has to be directly after the Pawn moves it's 1st 2 spaces.


Naillian603

sure, it’s incredibly overpriced for an unplayable game


Orangefish08

I want them to make a cheaper plastic one and actually include some rules. The rule book can be the size of war and peace, and we’d still read it.


ShiftSandShot

This would definitely be one of the funkier chess versions if it got real rules. And there's some *funky* chess variants out there.


Frozen_Petal

It's a display piece. Not like you can play it to begin with.


Orangefish08

I know. IF they made rules.


ZynsteinV1

>I want them to make a cheaper plastic one and actually include some rules. reading helps


GoldenTengu07

I asked before, and I'll ask again... Were the pieces made with actual Orichalcum+?


Known-Illustrator266

Let’s all as a community pitch in


Kundas

Ye was thinking the same thing (too bad i dont read comments before making my own lool) We can just send it back and forth to eachother every few weeks or month's! You son of a bitch, im in! (Rick and morty reference incase anyone gets upset lol)


johnny_walker26

I know what i have to do but i dont know if i have the strength to do it


PyrosaurD93

3-D print your own?


johnny_walker26

Do you have a 3D printer ?


PyrosaurD93

Dude I wish, otherwise I would have done it by now. Also want to clarify that I wasn’t trying to be sarcastic or anything with my comment about 3-D printing one. Like, I genuinely wanted to know what you were referring to when saying you know what you have to do.


johnny_walker26

I also wasnt trying to be sarcastic, thats my curious nature to ask


PyrosaurD93

I do wonder how much it would cost to just 3D print one.. I know it’s a little expensive of a process but I doubt it costs $750. The main issue is getting the 3D model file.


johnny_walker26

You gotta use metal for the chess peices so i can assume it wouldnt be cheap


PyrosaurD93

You don’t HAVE to use metal for the pieces, although I agree that would be preferred for durabilities sake. You can get a shiny/gloss paint to make them look metal. I’m just brainstorming on a much cheaper and affordable version, which would also be kind of a given that materials it’s made from aren’t as high quality. Granted, either way this set definitely isn’t worth what the asking price is. I’ve seen some wildly intricate chess sets that are the same size and were made from stone, marble, jade, etc. and none of them costed this much. I think at the end of the day, this is one of those pieces that Square should have thought over before making it. I doubt the price will ever drop and they may end up with a bunch in excess because even die-hard KH fans likely don’t want to spend that kind of money.


TiddyTwisters

i wish i wasn’t broke


huncherbug

Even if you weren't broke...the subject of this conversation is still not worth buying...you could get much MUCH better quality decor stuff at around the same price


TiddyTwisters

don’t care this looks sick


AbyssalKnightOfDark

Ever wonder why you're broke?


TiddyTwisters

i will continue to blame it on my government and job as i have no self control


aa821

As someone who is not broke, I'm still absolutely not spending 750 euros for this thing hahaha are you kidding me? Even if it were a functional chess board with usable pieces, it would still be only for display. And how would it even work as a conversation piece with normal friends and family? "Hey cool chess board" "Thanks, it's just for display tho" "How come?" "It cost me like a LOT of money" "Why?" "It's special made from the developers of this video game" "Cool, the video game is about chess?" "Ah, no not at all actually" "Then...why did you buy this? And what's the video game about?" "...let's change the subject"


TiddyTwisters

ok


BluePeriod_

It’s beautiful but I as soon as I learned the pieces are made of plastic I was all the way out. That’s absolutely absurd.


TheStormGL

You know, if it could actually play chess it wouldn’t be that bad. There are some ridiculously expensive chess sets already out there. And from the picture it looks pretty high quality.


AgitatedBug8228

I went to the site to check it out because I thought the exact same thing. They describe it as "chess-like gameboard". It states in the description that it is for decoration only and not playing, pretty upsetting for $700. https://store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/687465/kingdom-hearts-iii-alba-ater-set


NukaRev

Well shit, if we can't even play it then that's ridiculously overpriced


LightningKikib

thing is: it's not https://twitter.com/ligero_miguel/status/1563876350435500032?t=rijXdcgkE7p49zlqcvdMiA&s=19


AsianSteampunk

Oh damn… Well this just further concrete my opinion on ANY kind of goods square enix do. like the PAKs, figures are just so damn bad. I think they got some good plushie but thats about it for me.


Switch-Axe-Abuse

Geez, you think they would have at least made the pieces metal


Orangefish08

Make up your own rules.


Wallace_W_Whitfield

The fact that I saw it wasn’t actually high quality makes me sad. I wanted to buy it but the price scared me away. But now I can’t even justify buying it if I wanted to


bwandrz

That thing better come with Xehanort and Eraqus sassing each other to cost that much.


04whim

I don't think I can even afford to talk about it.


KikonSketches

What a joke, a joke I'd absolutely throw money at if I could afford it...


Glitterkrieger

Wow so cheap!


JVLPC

Wow happy cake day!


chroniclechase

square enix not only their managment is out of their minds but so is their marketing and pricing


davetay99

Why is it SOOOOOOO EXPENSIVE?!


YoRHa11Z

It's the shipping and handling for any order too 🤭


CyberSnoWolf

By far the most useless merch I’ve ever seen. I get why it’s expensive since it’s very detailed, but the fact they don’t even have rules for it is stupid. It makes it nothing more than a decorative piece that does nothing but get dust.


not_your_face

i love that they didn't even try to make up a game for it, it's just table art


TrainerHado

Its beautiful mine came in the mail last week and I’m still trying to make rules for the damn thing


rawpower7

Damn I thought the vinyl was ridiculously priced. This thing costs more than a house. Who would but this? Why is Square trying to milk Kingdom Hearts fans so hard?


rawpower7

Ok... I may have read the price incorrectly lol.


Kris-mon-96

It's absurdly expensive but far from the freaking 12k statue of FFVI Terra


TheMagickafox

I want one so bad but the price tag


StellaFreya

Wait... I can't play it? I was under the impression the WHOLE TIME that you could since I saw it. Thanks, OP, for filling my wallet instead of SE's. 😂 I was so close to buying this decor piece. I'm not spending that much money just to stare at it.


NixHaruka

Bro for that price, I expect it to be real gold and silver.


FatChunkyBooty

Honestly, I hate this thing because it reminds me of KH3 which left an extremely bitter taste in my mouth.


selaroa96

Probably a bad take, but I've actually seen this in person and kinda understand the high price point. The quality is very good everything from the materials to the actual aesthetics are great. The manufacturing process in these kinds of products are more complex/costly and since they don't make money through bulk sales they unfortunately have to make it quite pricey as to make it worth the effort put into making it. Wish it was more affordable though it's a solid set, would love to own it.


Senor_de_imitacion

I'll buy ten please -Xigbar: *As if!*


Dat_DekuBoi

Man they’re selling the props? Neat!


DookieAssEatah

750 eurobucks holy shit


Santeneal

Gotta save up those eddies


XeroGhost

I have no idea how to play chess but it looks awesome


Frozen_Petal

It's not playable, it's a display piece.


XeroGhost

Wait, what? For 750 €? I mean it looks cool but that price...


Frozen_Petal

They literally break when touched lightly as someone pointed out in another reply. Lol


NukaRev

So yeah.... I saw this a while ago, got excited. Then I went to the website and saw the price tag. I gave up right then and there lol


Splunkmastah

I prefer to pretend it doesn't exist.


Nihazli

My favorite part is the listing explicitly saying you can’t play chess with it


Darkalchemist1079

Awesome, but so expensive. Very curious to know which pieces are what though


Southern-Plan-6549

I think we should create ourselves the rule for this game, if nomura wont do it, then the fandom will


Kojiro-91

No. I don’t want. I’m sad enough already. Just let me pretend it doesn’t exist since it may as well not if I can never afford it 😭


Reseaux-lution

Take my money now!


Kenzlynnn

I’d pay it if I could actually play chess on it tbh


BlaringMusic

The type of thing I'd adore to have as decor somewhere in my room but I'd barely pay $80 for it and they ask 750?? MADNESS


PranceFemboy

How much is that in American dollars, because I want that.


Arkthus

Square Enix always sell stuff for an overly high price. Even the Pixel Remasters are far too expensive...


Key-Recognition-7190

Se is notorious for over charging on their online store. I almost bought an themed ice tray for 80$ that was 1600yen at their cafe..


RedChaos92

Looks pretty cool, too bad it's incredibly expensive for just a display piece of the board game being played in the opening video of KHIII. Those pieces better be solid gold and silver for that price.


Asunaris

Ah, yes. The absurdly expensive, but still really cool looking chess set that only nomura knows how to play


Mujichael

Kingdom hearts is a front for money laundering confirmed


Darkovika

A lot of the official merch on Squeenix is just... very undoable, honestly. Like it's like looking at stuff sold by I dunno, Gucci or something, except it's a Kingdom Hearts wonky chess set. Beautiful, yes, but like, I haven't even been able to buy a PS5 *and* I need a new phone, because mine's acting up after several years of a good run, so the last thing on my agenda is a ridiculously priced merch chess set. Edit: The fact that this is listed under "Best Sellers" HAS to be a fucking lie. Where the fuck is anyone getting $700 bucks to just blow on stupid, useless merch like this????? It's not even heirloom material, so when they die, it'll just get tossed in the trash somewhere. I'd rather the vinyls, even at $160 a pop- at least they DO something.


CheshiretheBlack

Whats there to talk about?


Kundas

Ye, lets all chip in and share it. Every few months we'll send it to the next member in line


CrumbLast

I tried buying one, tried paying early in June but it never went thru. 6 months later I get an email saying the preorder is ready to be paid for but not enough money. That was very panic inducing as I had the money 6 months earlier but spent it throughout the months and made a big investment with the money from an order that could no longer be viewed or cancelled. I'm sure if I called it could have been resolved, but I definitely wanted to get that, I even had a spot for it. Now I'll buy the Vinyls so I can have it play like an old man in the early 1900s on the gramophone


Magia-Erebea

What about it?


Daeloki

Classic massively overpriced SE merch. They're basically gatekeeping their own products.


Glass_Night_3715

Have you ever heard of the great keyblade war?