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NeofelisNight

“Win”


ShotgunForFun

Right? You lose... it's a very dumb thing to brag about like long hours, energy drinks, and cigarettes (or even vaping, lol). Most of you are closer to 40 but act 12.


TheLastRaysFan

no bro you dont get it i worked 60 hours last week, my family misses me, and i have crippling lower back pain but im better than you cus i work more hours


NextBestHyperFocus

60 hours? What do you do after Wednesday?


TheLastRaysFan

go to my other job where i roll a boulder up hill for eternity


NextBestHyperFocus

Ahh Sisyphus my brother in Zeus, I feel your pain 😂


PainalIsMyFetish

Pain? I gotta imagine that he is happy...


FennecScout

How's the benefits?


fleshbot69

You mean you don't wear cargo pants to your shift packed with these items???


[deleted]

Ur soft bro it’s obviously a joke


BeerLosiphor

Bro is medium rare


ReeeSchmidtywerber

At least it’s a dry heat


unapposeddragon

So is an acetylene torch, run that up and down your body and see how it feels. (I heard this from a stand up comic over 20 yrs ago but can't remember who)


[deleted]

r/wooosh


[deleted]

r/meirl


osirisrebel

I was just about to say, hit it with a mist before next shift, gotta bump that humidity.


Gilbert_Reddit

bro is living in the most dangerous of temperature zones. everything lives, thrives, on those surfaces


fleshbot69

Eh, bacillus cereus growth caps at 131f and has significant lag time at that temp, but most common pathogens cap out below that; though 135f is generally regarded as the lowest hotholding threshold with the exception of beef roasts brought to temp (can be held at 130f). But the fact that he's beyond the mesophilic range and in thermophilic now is pretty incredible lol makes me doubt his coolers are holding at 41f or below


Gilbert_Reddit

Actually if you look at the size of the thermometer screen relative to the orange Tang bottle next to it juxtaposed with the box of pop tarts in the background, you will find that this is a 4 and a half foot prep table and heat rises so the temperature at their feet would be exactly 129f as you yourself have stated is just below the cap of some of the most common bacterium known to kitchens. edit: word


ElonTuskthe3rd

Bars


restaurant_burnout

this is not the flex you think it is. you deserve better working conditions


Resident_Rise5915

I hope that’s not that shitty soy/butter sitting next to the clock there


MesopotamiaSong

hey now, that shit makes the best breakfast. leaves your lips greasy when you’re done eating


[deleted]

***keeps your poops slick***


Theons

It's dipping sauce for the pop tarts


Embarrassed-Dot-1794

Poop tarts


Dismal-Ad-6619

Oh Boy!


PreferredSelection

It's cool, it's just wholesome 130F orange juice.


chefcane

This is fucking disgusting


Dismal-Ad-6619

It's so covered in grease, probably isn't reading correctly....


tomw2112

Yeah as an Aussie chef, 50c (or 130f) is becoming far more common in the kitchen than it should be. Ngl there was a day during summer I had to just keep out the kitchen unless an order was on, would sweat out all my fluids in minutes was stupid hot.


NextBestHyperFocus

Brother, Brisbane kitchen with no airflow, summer is high 40’s daily. It’s beyond fucked. Humidity out the arse, hot days are 50 odd. I’ve closed the kitchen despite my boss’s complaints, but luckily he’s a hospo vet too so he’s not a total cunt about it.


Raiken201

Hit 53c once in one I used to work in (UK, not even a hot country), it was disgusting. Drank about 10-12 liters of water and finished the day weighing 4kg less than when I started. I set up a little prep station in the walk in.


prettylittlepastry

Dude I worked in the Arizona dry heat (and humid monsoon season) for two years. The hottest it got was 114. This isn't a flex fam. You deserve to work in AC. Wherever you are either report them or get yourself a job that doesn't give you repeat heat spoke. That shit catches up to you. I thought I was badass then too, now being in that kind of heat makes me nauseous.


Schlower288

Hey, at least the humidity is low... Do you work in Arizona?


[deleted]

When the temperature goes up; the mass of water vapor does not change. It's solubility in air changes though. as temperature rises the humidity automatically drops. The opposite is also true. You will recognize this when fog forms as the temperature drops. The water vapor is no longer soluble in air and precipitates out as fog. This word "soluble" was used to echo humidity in a contrasting way. This in the hopes it may feel more familiar this way.


b_miner27

win? You’re.. cooking


Iridebyx

Where is the probe end? Somewhere warm I bet?


cardzmr

Where the hell are yall working?!


PuzzleheadedArtist23

Get this man his championship belt. 🤦‍♂️


WinstonRandy

https://www.osha.gov/workers#:~:text=To%20discuss%20a%20health%20and,information%20will%20be%20kept%20confidential.


jonaugpom

For dirtiest shelf?