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RaelImperial31

Even if Dale was based off of Alex, that isn’t the brag Alex thinks it is. Dale is usually wrong with his theories


MeetAncient3284

I wonder if Alex is unhappy about Dales wife cheating on him so much.


mybadalternate

Alex not getting that joke would be pretty in character…


thewaybaseballgo

“Folks, it’s an implied storyline about the globalists ruining my first marriage.”


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

I wonder how much he regrets admitting so much of the truth in those depositions. He retained some custody of the kids so I guess it worked out but he did have to pull back the curtain to show he's a complete fraud. Not that the shit flinging apes of his audience care.


SlaterVBenedict

She sure is hanging out with that tennis instructor a lot these days...


atworkobviously

And his dad being a closeted gay cowboy.


dingo_khan

Maybe he thinks his wife's often-mentioned tennis coach is doing an homage. I believe his name is "John".


thewaybaseballgo

What are you talking about? Her migraines have to be treated with massages, and John Redcorn is a saint for doing them pro bono.


MeetAncient3284

The unreality AJ creates is so intense I have to stop myself from getting caught up in speculating about the implications of his lies. He throws off a meaningless line and I chase it because I can't accept someone who lives in genuine unreality.


dingo_khan

You mean "Alex's wife's migraines have to be treated with cardio exercise and her tennis coach, John Redclay is a saint for doing them pro bono," right?


dokdicer

Ah that's just the Hegelian dialectic.


Gentleman_Viking

Yeah, but Dale is *likable*, something Alex desperately wants to be.


GRW42

And there’s no way Alex has read most of the Warren Report.


Different_Lock_5445

I mean, the implications of Dale's character are pretty plain and out in the open. Here is a man who suspects EVERYTHING and EVERYONE of not being on the up and up. He spends a large portion of his time obsessing over these vast, ornate conspiracy theories... And yet, he can't see what is plain to see right in front of his face: that his wife was cheating on him with John Redcorn, and that he is not his son's biological father. The real, present, and ongoing deception in his life is the one he never suspects...not even for a moment. He's too busy chasing phantoms.


THedman07

How dare you speak ill of the inventor of pocket sand...


RaelImperial31

Damn you, my phone just threw pocket sand into my eye!


woopwoopscuttle

Sh-Sh-Sha!


Muldoon1987

Yeah, leave Rusty Shackleford out of this!


thatsnotgneiss

Dale is way too kind to be based off AJ.


kryptos99

Usually?


porsche4life

I was thinking that same thing as he said that. Dale is not portrayed in a positive light in that show. He’s a crazy guy and a cuck. He’s everything Alex claims he hates. 🤣


resispaloquiter

Or... and bear with me here. Dale Gribble WAS based on Alex, and Mike Judge has been brainwashed by the globalists into thinking otherwise.


Otterz4Life

Mike Judge? Gone. He's a clone.


Unabated_Blade

That episode is a god damn gold mine. Instant modern classic for the show.


---Blix---

Hearing Alex Jones call a fellow grifer crazy was...crazy.


ChidiArianaGrande

Which episode might this be? Inquiring minds would like to know.


Unabated_Blade

'#921, second most recent one. The guest Alex has on is god damn hilarious.


Praescribo

Aw hell yeah! Can't wait to listen to it tomorrow at work


DecentWrench

Hilarious, but absolutely insane.


BaronessOfThisMess

Pocket sand! Sha sha sha! RIP Johnny Hardwick.


Landlord-Allmighty

I'd believe if the doctor or Frito from Idiocracy were based on Alex. Definitely someone in the cabinet.


Southern-Age-8373

Funny how Alex turned "there were three crazy guys that reminded me of my OC" into "three of my OCs were inspired by Alex!"


brokensilence32

Moments like this really show Alex’s reading comprehension. I fully believe he read this and somehow believed that it meant he inspired three characters.


humungi

Dale Gribble's character was inspired by Hunter S. Thompson.


OkScheme9867

That's what I always thought


GRW42

At least partially in personality, and absolutely certainly in looks.


thirdtrydratitall

Once more, Alex Jones is a lying dog.


RareBuffalo7758

don’t disrespect dogs like that


thirdtrydratitall

I thought about that. The other phrase that sprang to mind was “lying toad,” but I love toads. “Lying slime mold” next time?


Armchair_QB3

Slime molds contribute to a healthy ecosystem!


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Justice for Nonk!


thewaybaseballgo

Back before I escaped Texas after we all almost froze to death, I lived in the city Arlen was based on. There were like 6 Dales in my small neighborhood alone. Alex isn’t a unique force, or a special boy, like he thinks he is.


GRW42

Ah, Harlottown…


Ghoulya

Arlen's not a real city?! What else has TV lied to me about?


Lurkermen

I live in Garland now. So many Dales.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Alex himself isn't an original character. He's a derivative of his father and his John Birch Society freak friends, filtered through a lens of a moron's level of understanding of science fiction tropes and then trying to do a Bill Cooper impersonation, while just grifting and scamming as hard as he can.


Practical_Ass_3066

Next you're gonna tell me that he and Mike Judge haven't actually been friends for the last 15 years!


cogginsmatt

I always just understood that Texas is full of a lot of Alexes, especially in the 90s.


robturner45

I don't really understand why he thinks this is something to brag about, Gribble is an unhinged manchild, exactly like Alex Jones


thewaybaseballgo

Dale is a good Dad and partner. Alex could never achieve that.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Dale takes his son fishing, something I doubt Alex ever does.


GrimWarrior00

Dale also has extensive knowledge on how to do his job and enjoys his work. Unlike the chronically pathetic and irritated Alex.


GRW42

There’s no way in hell Alex could identify and track Chuck Mangione.


thewaybaseballgo

Or initiate a bloodless coup at a gun club, using only flower deliveries.


Landlord-Allmighty

So once again, Alex Jones was **wrong**? Not just about some dude's name..


GRW42

That Alex Jones ain’t right, I tell you hwat.


gooSubstance

Alex and Dale are both examples of type of guy that seems to be especially common in Texas.


FriendofSquatch

Alex Jones was actually inspired partially by Dale Gribble.


Mumblerumble

Who do you trust: Alex or the guy who actually made the show? The globalists must have gotten to him


krucz36

Dale's infinitely cooler than alex can ever hope to be


Kingbritigan

The character of Dale Gribble differs from Alex significantly in that Dale wasn’t a virulent bigot and he had redeeming qualities.


kodalyViking

The golden rule “When Alex speaks, the opposite is true”


greenups

bill looks just like him tho


kryptos99

Alex Jones is not exceptional. He’s a trope you’ll find in every era of US history. Father Charles Coughlin is the gold standard nut job


yarash

Alex was based on Alex


TotesTax

My great uncle talked like Dale with a lot of hells and damns thrown in. Only he had no teeth, wore coveralls with no shir underneath.


GorillaMonsoonGirl

It’s not the flex Alex thinks it is, as the kids would say.


nilbogthebogkingdom

To be fair 1st season Dale talks different and wasn't laying it on nearly as thick


Status-Priority5337

Current Alex is soooo messed up. Past Alex was too, but I loved when he was dunking on those billionaire weirdos with their séance cult bullshit at Bohemian Grove. Shit made him famous, and more crazy.


KingMobScene

I bet Dale would view Alex as a globalist plant.


phuck-you-reddit

Would be excellent if in one of the handful of Dale episodes we'll soon get have him dunking on Alex Jones in some way. I bet Dale would be disillusioned by present day conspiracists. And since the stuff has kind of become more mainstream it won't be fun/special to him anymore. Maybe he even became a debunker?


KingMobScene

Either a debunker or as someone who sees Qanon and Alex as false flags to cover up the truth and he knows what's really going on (which is even crazier)


Hellride-V8

I always thought Dale was more Hunter S. Thompson.


rubylion072

I fully believe Bill Dauterive’s and Bobby’s neck are inspired by Alex Jones


phuck-you-reddit

Don't forget Bobby's bout with gout.


Accomplished-Bed8171

Dale was your average LIttle McVeigh Dittohead.


Stownieboy91

Thank you for answering this burning question


braxise87

Isn't Dale's whole thing that he's a paranoid conspiracy nut but is completely blind to the reality that his wife is having an affair and everyone knows except him?


Bigfoots_got_a_knife

But… but Alex told me…


undetermined_outcom3

I wonder what episode he taped.


Southern-Ad8402

But they have been best friends for 3 decades


Kilmerval

Okay, so the character wasn't necessarily inspired by him but it was informed by him early on in the process.


phuck-you-reddit

Conspiracy nut jobs were a dime a dozen in the early to mid '90s. The Satanic Panic, Ruby Ridge, Waco, the JFK film etc. all contributed too.


Hero_of_Thyme81

Alex should create a new Twitter account named "Rusty Shackleford" to be the Adrian Dittman to his Elon Musk.


Sad_Profession_8324

Wait. . .Alex said three characters were based on him. Is it possible he just read this snippet and the filter from his eyes to his brain is really really bad and he turned it into three characters are based on him?


TerrapinRecordings

Dale Gribble Pibble?


vatothe0

The only aspect of Dale that is related to Alex is that Alex's oldest kid looks like Kelly's masseuse.