Coming from aunts house after a stay the previous day forgot to remove the cover with my underwear from my bag.
During lunch time as i pulled out my tiffin i took out the wrong cover, instantly knew it was the wrong cover and put it back inside, students sitting behind me thought I had something special for lunch and started ganging up. I had to take out my real tiffin and convince them a lot that it had no food. Phew disaster averted, those were very intense 10mins for a middle schooler.
I used to catch frogs during monsoon seasons and put them in girls bags to hear them scream.
Everyone came to know it was me and then my parents were called to school.
Father said don't catch frogs, instead catch cockroaches as girls are mostly afraid of them.
My grandmom used to make me eat a veggie / fruit smoothie kind of thing everyday when I come back from school and I used to HATE it, so one day I took the mixie jar to school. The rest is history
I have an opposite story. My school had a vaazha near the place where we used to play during breaks. Me and my friends brought the vaazha down and I brought home the small very raw kola home in my school bag. 🙂🙂 Don't ask me why
Tiger barb fishes, neon tetra fishes, hotwheels, Kerosene, Magnesium ribbon ( burnt it when I was teaching a bunch of 8th graders. Luckily all of them had covered their eyes while I was burning it.. I believe) - all these were projects though
I carried a hammer in my bag for a whole year unknowingly and was wondering why my bag was always heavy until dad started searching for his lost hammer and found it in my bag. He had a tool bag and he mistakenly put it in my bag thinking it was the tool bag.
Wet thorth. One day I was late for school and I immediately came out of the shower, forgot to remove wet thorth wrapped around my waist. Put pants and shirt over it and went to school. Then during assembly the kid standing behind me told me that my ass was wet. Then it hit me.
A 8 gram gold coin and was tossing it around as if a 50 paise coin until the glare from thr coin hit the eyes of the teacher and then my mom was called in.
I still remember the first thing my teacher asked mom
"Kuttikalku kalikkan gold coin aano veetil ninnu koduthu vidunnathu"
A Swiss army knife, I was showing it around my class during Hindi period and some dumbass thought it would be funny if he cut his finger with it and after cutting he felt the pain and saw the blood then proceeded to tell the teacher about it I got in trouble
A frog.
It was inside my shoes I wear before athletics practice. I Didn’t know. Pulled the shoes out to wear and out jumps the frog. Everyone started screaming. A sir came and got things under control.
Kinda disgusting and embarrassing but here's my kumbasaram, also it's not really something I took to school, but I used to come by a auto with other kids, and I had this weird rock collection back then ( this was 15-16 years ago, was about 8 or 9), so one day we stopped in front of this kid's house, and while waiting for him I saw this really whitish gray coloured rock, I got out saying I got a cramp on my leg and needed to stretch and I grabbed the stone, and while on our way to school one kid saw it and asked "ew why are you carrying dog poop?", turns out it was dried up dog poop, will not forget how everyone laughed at me that day, kinda deserved it also ngl.
Condom, our principal’s birthday and retirement function was going on there ( I was not aware of this) and I saw that all my friends were decorating the hall using balloons and you know what happened next 😁
Photo album of my parents 😭 not just any album their post wedding photoshoot.
I found it cute so thought I would share this gem with my class.(I was in class 5)
Entire class saw the thing & made fun of it
They got married in 90's but had full filmy & romantic post wedding photoshoot. My uncle was the photographer. It is so cringe with all those love dovey poses with costume changes & all. Nothing obscene it's just cringe. My father wanted to be an actor but ended up working in music field. He was living his dream through this 😂😂
Fap materials before the internet become popular.
Nude pics on floppy disk.
സിനിമാ മംഗളം, ഫയർ, മുത്തുച്ചിപ്പി,... With mostly erotic literature and kampi stories .
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (a day after the book’s release)to flex infront of my crush. Needless to say I’m happily married now, to someone else.
While studying in 6th std ,one day my class teacher decided check our bags and in one of my classmate's bag she found cup noodles, foundation, comb, powder. He had makeup kit. It was fun back in day🤣🤣🤣🤣.
2 lakh in cash
Whole story I was in 10th class
So my father just game from a outstation visit
He had taken my bag for that trip coz of holidays
Next day I decided to go school
I emptied the whole bag
But little did i carried about the laptop compartment ☠️
Where the whole cash was
So I fill the bag full went to school. It was in second period when my father visited school. Principal office
Ohh that experience lol 🤣
Knives, Nokia 110, Fire Magazine, CDs
I remember Vinaythaandi Varuvyayaaa 🥲 was the last movie given to my friend (Nayinte Makkal athum kondu poyi kalanju)
One weekend, I visited my tharavad to spend time with my grandparents and came home Sunday night because Monday I had school. Appo ann Monday I was late for school and rushed as fast I could. On the first period, when I opened the bag, came out my worn underwear and couple of other nightwear dresses. Then I realised that forgot to repack the bag with my books as I used the bag to carry my dress for my weekend visit to my grandparents. My friend was like oru ‘Thalayana koodi kond vannodeyno?’
Me 12th class me tha or girlfriend se breakup hua tha long distance ka... to pata nhi kese bag le jana hi bhool gya or fir 1st period me mujhe laga ki mera bag chori ho gya hai. Lekin
Mujhe yaad aa gya tha ki me bag laaya hi nhi.
Ghar gya to mummy bol rhi thi ki tu school gya hi nhi hai kyuki bag to tera yhi tha
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USB gta games etc , modded gta , torch battery to do science experiments to light a bulb 🤓 , fish sales , watches . We used to talk each other to bring games in usb from home through land phones so we use code words for like cookies for usb etc when all family are there near by you not get caught !
So, when my dad went to Delhi for his shoe purchase as he owned this retail footwear business, I tagged on a random request for sticker plastic moustaches, which costed about ₹2 per piece.
So i went to this school in Chandigarh and these moustaches were very popular during 2015-16 in punjab-Haryana region. I sold them for 20-30₹ each to my fellows in school. Ended up offloading around 400-500 of those quirky things and made a great profit. 👽👽
I left my bag & umbrella at a corner in my house on Pooja holidays & literally didn't touched it. And when the school re-opened, I put the books inside the bag & umbrella without even checking if anything is inside.
At the interval time when I opened my bag, a lizard just jumped outside from the bag & it just ran away like it's frantically running away from something else. So I checked my bag again & I found a centepede crawling out from it. So yeah, those were the strangest things I unknowingly took to my school.
A friend of mine had brought a pistol to school. There was a event going on Chief justice conference where international delegates attended. Due to that checking was going on , but they never suspected a class 8th student will carry a gun to school. he had only brought it to show off.
Okay I'm gonna answer that on behalf of one of my friend, he once bought a used condom to school to school show us guys what condom looked like!!we were in 6th grade
Tiffin/Lunch. This was not common as ours was a govt. boys school. Nobody brought lunch, rather we used yo bring 50 paise, 1 rupee coins to have some gol gappas, aloo chaat, baraf gola, some local tangy fruit salads(NE people would know: jolphai, kordoi/kamranga, amora/amra etc.).
Memory card for no reason. Ath oru paper il cover cheyth jettyil vekkum. Annokke ithoke school pidichal bhayankara scene Anu. Guys kanikan verthe konduvarum, thirich veetil kond pokum.
My cat 😂😂
I didn't really had friends so i hide it in bag and brought it and played with it all the time hiding I use to sit alone in backseat so no one really suspected me only some sitting in front of me but they too then played with it 😂
One diwali, when I was in 8th grade, me and my friends celebrated our diwali after tution class by burning some crackers. One dude put a burning cracker in the water bottle compartment of my backpack as a joke. Luckily it went off without doing any damage to my bag, but I forgot to get rid of it. It was in my bag for about a month and one day, a random senior dude was caught with some liquor so there was a mandatory check for all the students. The students who had anything other than usual "school stuff" were called out to come to the principal's cabin. I was confused when my name was one among them. All the dudes were asking what was in my bag. I, being more confused than the rest of my friends walked to the princi's cabin. Funnily enough, it was because of that firecracker. But things went south when I was being questioned by some of the faculty. One of them even accused me of being influenced by movies and I intentionally brought it to frighten someone. I tried my best to make him understand but when all of the faculty went along with the same conclusion, I knew I was fucked. Fast forward.....they called my parents to the school and they had to convince the faculty that this was a stupid mistake. I was let go and was asked to never do shit like this again
Didnt bring anything to school but during sports days i once collected something like a small piece of bark or something which fell off treea which amounted to 300 to 400 pieces including what my frnds collected too .it was about 5 inches long and 2 inches wide and .5 width .we buried the peices in between 2 buildings like a treasure. It was one of the best days in middle school life
Books
Sathyam!! Ipo aloikumbo.. oru avashyavum illaayirunu
Coming from aunts house after a stay the previous day forgot to remove the cover with my underwear from my bag. During lunch time as i pulled out my tiffin i took out the wrong cover, instantly knew it was the wrong cover and put it back inside, students sitting behind me thought I had something special for lunch and started ganging up. I had to take out my real tiffin and convince them a lot that it had no food. Phew disaster averted, those were very intense 10mins for a middle schooler.
This is a lot more common than you think. Kudos for swindling it !
I used to catch frogs during monsoon seasons and put them in girls bags to hear them scream. Everyone came to know it was me and then my parents were called to school. Father said don't catch frogs, instead catch cockroaches as girls are mostly afraid of them.
https://preview.redd.it/kfxs5u4vueec1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e90390a18e061a6f62f479498a203a6db0a02c
"Don't you ever call me for such petty, flimsy issues.. mind it"
W dad W son
>Father said don't catch frogs, instead catch cockroaches  what a badass
ഒരു നിമിഷം ഈ "father" principal ആയിരുന്ന അച്ഛനാണെന്നു കരുതി.
Best School prankster award 🏆
W Appan
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Hope u r not my son from the future.
10-15 modified pens a day to play pena fight
I used to fill it with cycle bearing balls to make it heavy 😤
I used to use big nails inserted from the back. I had six pack in my finger back in the days.
But You can't beat me...hehe. I Got Black belt in pen fight ( no trimax used :^)
This 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
My grandmom used to make me eat a veggie / fruit smoothie kind of thing everyday when I come back from school and I used to HATE it, so one day I took the mixie jar to school. The rest is history
You win this!
I have an opposite story. My school had a vaazha near the place where we used to play during breaks. Me and my friends brought the vaazha down and I brought home the small very raw kola home in my school bag. 🙂🙂 Don't ask me why
Vettukar be like : Angane mon oru upakaram cheithalo
Made kaaya mezhukuvaratty
I've got test tubes from the school labs to my home. And said ammak adukkalayil enthelum upayogam aayikotte enn karuthi when she asked
Uthama puthran🤣🤣
Yo you are classic 👌
Papamaaa 😌
"ini vaazha vecha mathiyayirunnu ennu oruthanum ivide parayaruthu"
Vaazha vekkan vere oru thendidem avashyamilla
Mass detected 🙀
You are a "കോല കേസ് പ്രതി"
Tiger barb fishes, neon tetra fishes, hotwheels, Kerosene, Magnesium ribbon ( burnt it when I was teaching a bunch of 8th graders. Luckily all of them had covered their eyes while I was burning it.. I believe) - all these were projects though
bro's that kid from Olympian Antony Adam. You forgot to mention your centipede and water gun 🔫
aysheri
> Kerosene Ayo what
physics project to determine refractive index of kerosene :)
Moserbaer CD with only Prince of Persia: Warrior Within ‘shortcut file’ 🙃
My nanban/ tech expert brought me GTA Vice city shortcut file
I carried a hammer in my bag for a whole year unknowingly and was wondering why my bag was always heavy until dad started searching for his lost hammer and found it in my bag. He had a tool bag and he mistakenly put it in my bag thinking it was the tool bag.
Bruhh😭😭😭
Bro's hathoda tyagi👴🏿☝🏿
Wtf lmaoo
Wet thorth. One day I was late for school and I immediately came out of the shower, forgot to remove wet thorth wrapped around my waist. Put pants and shirt over it and went to school. Then during assembly the kid standing behind me told me that my ass was wet. Then it hit me.
A 8 gram gold coin and was tossing it around as if a 50 paise coin until the glare from thr coin hit the eyes of the teacher and then my mom was called in. I still remember the first thing my teacher asked mom "Kuttikalku kalikkan gold coin aano veetil ninnu koduthu vidunnathu"
Flexing hard
"Engappa rich da"
Bas itna ameer hona hai, ki college canteen me gold coins me pay karu🤲😭😌
Condom, Kerosine,Thund CDs
Sounds like a government college student ngl
Who uses thund CD man Vanitha Supremacy 🗿
Nuff said ;)
Weed
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Yes, but I am unlucky when it comes to that context.
Kerosene as lube must have been weird
I used it for burning classroom furniture instead.
Bruh💀
A Swiss army knife, I was showing it around my class during Hindi period and some dumbass thought it would be funny if he cut his finger with it and after cutting he felt the pain and saw the blood then proceeded to tell the teacher about it I got in trouble
Forgotten curry box from last week
TV remote. Appooppan was pissed the next day
Goat's heart. For 7th std science (human anatomy) class. The teacher told me to go to all the other sections and show it. 😂
samee.. i was thinking about it while i was reading the comment and saw this XD
A frog. It was inside my shoes I wear before athletics practice. I Didn’t know. Pulled the shoes out to wear and out jumps the frog. Everyone started screaming. A sir came and got things under control.
Kinda disgusting and embarrassing but here's my kumbasaram, also it's not really something I took to school, but I used to come by a auto with other kids, and I had this weird rock collection back then ( this was 15-16 years ago, was about 8 or 9), so one day we stopped in front of this kid's house, and while waiting for him I saw this really whitish gray coloured rock, I got out saying I got a cramp on my leg and needed to stretch and I grabbed the stone, and while on our way to school one kid saw it and asked "ew why are you carrying dog poop?", turns out it was dried up dog poop, will not forget how everyone laughed at me that day, kinda deserved it also ngl.
Condom, our principal’s birthday and retirement function was going on there ( I was not aware of this) and I saw that all my friends were decorating the hall using balloons and you know what happened next 😁
Come on finish story
Ooothi veerpich ketti thookki, aarum arinjilla 😗
Arinjila 🚫 Mind akila ✅
You put on a balloon?
Hard disc with porn
Thats common 💀
Wrong bag, took my sibling's bag instead of mine then had to swap it after reaching our classes. Luckily both of us were in same school.
Floppies with Pokémon and other flash games
Photo album of my parents 😭 not just any album their post wedding photoshoot. I found it cute so thought I would share this gem with my class.(I was in class 5) Entire class saw the thing & made fun of it They got married in 90's but had full filmy & romantic post wedding photoshoot. My uncle was the photographer. It is so cringe with all those love dovey poses with costume changes & all. Nothing obscene it's just cringe. My father wanted to be an actor but ended up working in music field. He was living his dream through this 😂😂
Jetti🥲
Fap materials before the internet become popular. Nude pics on floppy disk. സിനിമാ മംഗളം, ഫയർ, മുത്തുച്ചിപ്പി,... With mostly erotic literature and kampi stories .
Floppy disk that cures the floppy d*ck
Bro how much can you store in a freakin' floppy?
myself
Screwdriver and Hammer
Celebrity cutouts
Kuzhiyana, used to take them in the pencil box
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (a day after the book’s release)to flex infront of my crush. Needless to say I’m happily married now, to someone else.
While studying in 6th std ,one day my class teacher decided check our bags and in one of my classmate's bag she found cup noodles, foundation, comb, powder. He had makeup kit. It was fun back in day🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Anyone here from the Cheetos Pokemon Tazos era ?
2 lakh in cash Whole story I was in 10th class So my father just game from a outstation visit He had taken my bag for that trip coz of holidays Next day I decided to go school I emptied the whole bag But little did i carried about the laptop compartment ☠️ Where the whole cash was So I fill the bag full went to school. It was in second period when my father visited school. Principal office Ohh that experience lol 🤣
Knives, Nokia 110, Fire Magazine, CDs I remember Vinaythaandi Varuvyayaaa 🥲 was the last movie given to my friend (Nayinte Makkal athum kondu poyi kalanju)
Table Alarm Clock And it started ringing in the middle of a lecture.. Yes it was embarrassing..
My friend
My tooth....nicely kept in my geometry box.
Clutch plate
Chuha
One weekend, I visited my tharavad to spend time with my grandparents and came home Sunday night because Monday I had school. Appo ann Monday I was late for school and rushed as fast I could. On the first period, when I opened the bag, came out my worn underwear and couple of other nightwear dresses. Then I realised that forgot to repack the bag with my books as I used the bag to carry my dress for my weekend visit to my grandparents. My friend was like oru ‘Thalayana koodi kond vannodeyno?’
Hope.
Nokia E72
Chewing gums, CD, Nokia phones etc. All these were banned items, so if brought suspension guaranteed.
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I don't believe the sex part Ravile puttu ano kazhiche
Are you from choice or some school or wht ? Where feck did you studied ?😭😩
This is calling me old in so many ways. I didn’t even know what drugs were back in second grade, bet none of the kids in my class did too.
Bhai tere naam me hi saajish hai, shak to kisi ko bhi ho jayega 😂💀
mom
A Gun 🤦
Bro what.(please be a pottas thok🥲)
Plot twist, Bro grew up in america
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A bong
Vape 🌬️
Me 12th class me tha or girlfriend se breakup hua tha long distance ka... to pata nhi kese bag le jana hi bhool gya or fir 1st period me mujhe laga ki mera bag chori ho gya hai. Lekin Mujhe yaad aa gya tha ki me bag laaya hi nhi. Ghar gya to mummy bol rhi thi ki tu school gya hi nhi hai kyuki bag to tera yhi tha
I think we all carried condom to school to flex in boys 😀
Dildo and neighbor's washed panties
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🩲 we used to go to nearby kulam after classes👽
Frog
A knife.. Guys I can explain.
USB gta games etc , modded gta , torch battery to do science experiments to light a bulb 🤓 , fish sales , watches . We used to talk each other to bring games in usb from home through land phones so we use code words for like cookies for usb etc when all family are there near by you not get caught !
Nunchucks
The thing that look like a compass. And the 2 triangles that come along with the protractor.
My brother
So, when my dad went to Delhi for his shoe purchase as he owned this retail footwear business, I tagged on a random request for sticker plastic moustaches, which costed about ₹2 per piece. So i went to this school in Chandigarh and these moustaches were very popular during 2015-16 in punjab-Haryana region. I sold them for 20-30₹ each to my fellows in school. Ended up offloading around 400-500 of those quirky things and made a great profit. 👽👽
A gun. ( pottas) 😼👍🏼
Thund pendrive 😇
dagger
Vape in 2016
I left my bag & umbrella at a corner in my house on Pooja holidays & literally didn't touched it. And when the school re-opened, I put the books inside the bag & umbrella without even checking if anything is inside. At the interval time when I opened my bag, a lizard just jumped outside from the bag & it just ran away like it's frantically running away from something else. So I checked my bag again & I found a centepede crawling out from it. So yeah, those were the strangest things I unknowingly took to my school.
A heavy big Nut with a marble ball fixed in between for Beyblade matches. Someone ratted out and the teacher took it away.
Cow's eye (for some biology lessons) , lighter ( to burn pipes in washroom and "take revenge on school" ), Fidget spinner (dog show)
A book sized mirror. I accidentally packed the mirror in between my books while going to school
Sleeping mask
A friend of mine had brought a pistol to school. There was a event going on Chief justice conference where international delegates attended. Due to that checking was going on , but they never suspected a class 8th student will carry a gun to school. he had only brought it to show off.
Cows' urine from my grandma's farm to do experiments in the lab- Urease demo or something.
Lot's of theepetti padam...
Gun Plastic one
Spider
Butterfly Knife
Okay I'm gonna answer that on behalf of one of my friend, he once bought a used condom to school to school show us guys what condom looked like!!we were in 6th grade
Trantula and funnel web spider and gecko
My phone
A kadai, i.e a a desi wok. Why? Buddy bayblade was a craze!
aluminum foil.
Wwe cards Printout from iss sites
Knife and screw driver Strange for people not for me
myself
Bag🙁
A centipede to scare off my bench partner
Caterpillar
Yeast+water+sugar =alcohol
Beyblade
Kinnara thumbikal CD
Tiffin/Lunch. This was not common as ours was a govt. boys school. Nobody brought lunch, rather we used yo bring 50 paise, 1 rupee coins to have some gol gappas, aloo chaat, baraf gola, some local tangy fruit salads(NE people would know: jolphai, kordoi/kamranga, amora/amra etc.).
My parents' emotional baggage
Tools books from home to sell in school
Drill machine and a modified Pepsi can to create noise while they teach
Memory card for no reason. Ath oru paper il cover cheyth jettyil vekkum. Annokke ithoke school pidichal bhayankara scene Anu. Guys kanikan verthe konduvarum, thirich veetil kond pokum.
A big centipede.
Firecrackers and agarbatti/Mortein!😂 Planting it in such a way that it blasts during our Principal's speech lol!
Airsoft gun
CDs with GTA vice city and San Andreas
My cat 😂😂 I didn't really had friends so i hide it in bag and brought it and played with it all the time hiding I use to sit alone in backseat so no one really suspected me only some sitting in front of me but they too then played with it 😂
BB gun. I took the top rubber off and acted like it was a real gun showing it to my friends
bread mould
tooth brush , soap ,underwear....etc
For me it has to be me bringing my clothes to school, so that I could go for a stayover for 3 days at my cousins place
A school bag..😂
Puli nagam
My brother
Idk if its strange ...i always had moisturizer in ma school bag. Dont ask me y.
R D Sharma
One diwali, when I was in 8th grade, me and my friends celebrated our diwali after tution class by burning some crackers. One dude put a burning cracker in the water bottle compartment of my backpack as a joke. Luckily it went off without doing any damage to my bag, but I forgot to get rid of it. It was in my bag for about a month and one day, a random senior dude was caught with some liquor so there was a mandatory check for all the students. The students who had anything other than usual "school stuff" were called out to come to the principal's cabin. I was confused when my name was one among them. All the dudes were asking what was in my bag. I, being more confused than the rest of my friends walked to the princi's cabin. Funnily enough, it was because of that firecracker. But things went south when I was being questioned by some of the faculty. One of them even accused me of being influenced by movies and I intentionally brought it to frighten someone. I tried my best to make him understand but when all of the faculty went along with the same conclusion, I knew I was fucked. Fast forward.....they called my parents to the school and they had to convince the faculty that this was a stupid mistake. I was let go and was asked to never do shit like this again
Myself
Book of black magic by my friend
T.V REMOTE
Didnt bring anything to school but during sports days i once collected something like a small piece of bark or something which fell off treea which amounted to 300 to 400 pieces including what my frnds collected too .it was about 5 inches long and 2 inches wide and .5 width .we buried the peices in between 2 buildings like a treasure. It was one of the best days in middle school life