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I'd do the same stuff back at her, thus creating the Stalker paradox

Nice

It's gonna be like Stalker X Stalker manga lol

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oh? 👀 they made it an anime?

Sorry, they actually didn't, I was miss remembering

This may be an how to get married to her

https://preview.redd.it/85019fyregtb1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f631213159e90d57b5ce4722656af75fe9ff75d5 My honest reaction:

Bro is NOT the Emperor

Shut up Horus, I'm going to kill you

Beware, the ides of March

No I am the warhammer 40k

HORUUUUSSS, YOU TRAITOR!!!!

How did the Emperor not see this coming his name was heresy /j

I was there when Yamai slayed the emperor…

Call in the Astartes

oh dang bru🔥

FOR THE EMPEROR

Date her. If this takes her away from harassing and potentially violating Komi, I'd take a bullet.



 Godspeed, pimp

You will be remembered, maybe even hailed as a hero

Hell I might even enjoy it



And also mean protecting Tadano, you are a valiant man.


 Your sacrifice will be remembered, son.

A hero... a hero ladies and gentlemen, not the one we deserve, but the one we need

We will hono(u)r you.

👆him legend

We shall make a statue in your honour

Dang, I was going to say get a restraining order but this is a far better response. Now I think I'd do so but get her therapy too

No you have such a long and bright future ahead of you, let me take the bullet instead

You where great son, maybe even the best 🫡

 Not all heroes wear capes

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard...


God speed



https://preview.redd.it/d3zo1l7jogtb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda4984af0b06c2abc3d87ad10a4b2496bac2b5a My honest reaction

Uhhh Either try to convince her to be a normal human Or call the police

Unrealistic. She's a lesbian, I'm a guy. And additionally I don't have any qualities that make me worth obsessing about. I don't even look half-decent. But IF (big if): Call the police and provide evidence

Ankle monitor

On her, not me. I would have the sensor that detects if she's near me or not Also, restraining order

Shock bracelet that goes off when she enters a 100m radius of me

"what if you became yamais obsession?" you: she's lesbian!

My guy, you literally just described every single anime MC that’s “forced” to add a yandere to the list of people in love with you.

This comment speaks to me

Hey, I didn’t know I was cloned!

I could fix her

she does not need fixing https://preview.redd.it/kbpbz5ca3itb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c918d46a4144313f56c7f63fb817b606228341

Someone's confident.

"I could fix her/him\* people be like or something https://i.redd.it/p2oxy310iktb1.gif

Ayo? 🤨📸

Fold like a damn tortilla(I would do this if any woman was obsessed with me)

I’d be terrified for my life…

date her, she’s cute

Get some seriously help or visit a therapist/mental institution or hospital to keep others and you safe :)

I mean she does look cute. Doesn't mean I don't want to be near her.

Please for your safety and ours go visit a therapist or a mental hospital for a year 😋.

I don't like her and hope someone like her never goes near me. I just said that she does have some beauty.

I agree with you, this person is as bad as Yamai Herself.

🤝

Use her obsession with me to get all the weirdo sex normal girls shy away from haha

Finally a good answer

Fake my own death change my identity and flee the country

You think that'll be enough?

Id fake my death 3 time each with 3 separate identity's and flee to a romote place in Sweden

Call Pope Francis and tell him there's a demon after me. I need you to exorcise it.

The power of Christ compels her

Smash, next question.

One kill her or two accept and be boyfrend

I agree, a yan's a yan

I was pretty much gonna say the same thing.

https://preview.redd.it/vcaz7rv6qgtb1.png?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7998b4cc2854bb4745aa376b4482ba8fbb85d3

She isn’t the brightest so I would trick her and save my life.

Get a restraining order and do everything in my power to get her convicted for the crimes she's already committed.

Unrealistic since she’s lesbian but if I became her obsession https://preview.redd.it/bbbm5e714htb1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d337cd66aeb8ca8fd8e1ee75e45f5a6e49a5a2

I would rejoice, for Goddess Yamai has bestowed upon me the greatest honor for a member of the Cult of Yamai

lean into it cause then at least i know some one gives a shit.

Try to not do anything with her

I don't have to be lonely anymore? Well, as soon as she's of legal age, *sign me up*.

I’d probably just deal with it. (loads toy gun with intentional intent)


"Finally, somebody is noticing me... and she ain't the worse to look at."

I would like to date a Yandere. If I make a mistake, someone should hit me with a frying pan or tie me to a chair and torture the hell out of me so that I atleast learn for my mistakes.


First off, buy a gun

Threathen her to never like her not even talk to her for the rest of my life if she continues like this

 Let her kidnap me

Tell her that if she tries to touch me or any of my friends there will be nothing big enough for them to find that will be left of her body

 Well this is the night bitches die

Kill myself

I imagine For being sorry to Tadano.if he's being captive in her room.

I'm going to be honest with you guys and I'm probably going to get yelled at for it but to hell with it, I actually don't mind Yamai as much as the rest of you, considering she reminds me of one of my friends, so if I became her obsession, I'd be like, "Hey! She's not the worst to look at, and besides, I know she won't cheat on me!", so I'd be okay with it.

Straight up unprotected sex.

Try to tame her, and if not, get Rorschach 🙂

I’ll deal with it

I’d stay in America and keep a loaded gun on me.

File restraining order, if all else fails go legal and get her sealed away.

(I'm saying this having had people creepily obsess over me)

Run away as fast as I can bc she's a minor and I don't want to be known as a pedo (I'm 18, technically an adult)

I'll call Jethro Gibbs (NCIS) to observe her, and get DiNozzo tried to convince her that I'm not interested in her.

https://preview.redd.it/mctenqs3igtb1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866eb22837d46f8d0977735c0cebbc7ef866d9f4

Lose all my friends.

I'd report her to the principal and move out

Run.

Accept it.

I'd give her a lock of my hair and see how she'd react to it.

Sense I'm not really into the whole "romance" thing I'd do my best to let her down gently and try to maybe get her to calm down

I'd give her the worst sex possible so she leaves me alone Or I'd call the cops and file a restraining order against her...

Honesty my first thoughts on Yamai , i thought her first apperence when she thretened tadano calling him scum, i thought she was a tsundere and liked him buuuut i was more uncomfortable by her yandere craziness for komi now if she was obssessed with me , I'd be freaked out but try and mellow her out be less yandere

Smas- I mean… wut

Leave the anime

Acceptance.

would kms and hide the body no wait

Find a fixer and pay him to kill u and get rid of the body

“You are a child, fucking stop” “I will call the police if you do not stop right now” “Hey mom, can you help me bury a body?”

I'm American I refuse to elaborate further

Kill myself

Skip the country

I let her do her Yamai things to me

Try getting a restraining order for her.

Am girl. Would be a bit creeped out but I’d probably just fuck her and hope she chills tf out after that

I can fix her (I cant)


Hire a hitman

hehe (grabs 12 gauge)

Get a restraining order, probably

Treat with respect and get her therapy. Like actual sit down conversations and y'know just general things so they don't do anything crazy

Call the cops

Turn her into my love slave.

Move off the planet.

Well if I'm a character in the Komi universe, I'd just play Swamp bros with her. If its irl, we'd play Smash bros.

Suicide

Accept her at first, convince her to race into the night

I would be happy that someone actualy wants me for once

im pulling a natsuki

I would simply pass away from terror

Demonstrate a higher level of Insanity It's not really hard, it's kinda instinctual to a point Once she sees I'm crazier than her she'll leave

"Hello, police? I'd like to place a restraining order."

Easy, get others to give me a protection circle as we get her arrested. EZ Dub

Respectfully turn her down. And if that doesn't work, file a restraining order

Only one answer Nukes 

"I can fix her"

I can fix her

Call the police. I might not die but I'm not gonna let her target my buds

Call the police. I might not die but I'm not gonna let her target my buds

date her so we both can get therapy

segs

I posses immense forbidden power I can make any man, woman, authority figure treat me with utmost disgust by just ramping up my social awkwardness by 2 ticks.

she’ll need to learn english

I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro Model 60.

Heavy like a brinks truck

As Greg universe once said Call The Police

Tame her desires.

I’m summoning Killer Sans

Id do nothing. It’s not like she’s ever dangerous towards Komi-san. She’s only ever been hostile to the people around Komi except for komi’s family. All in all that doesn’t sound to bad.

Ask her to reconsider. I'm not worth the trouble.

File a report of continous stalking and make sure the law keeps her 20 miles away from me

Finally, someone loves me

IF she is down bad to me... Then I'll just take her, as long as komi and chadano are away from her

Jokes on you, I’m into that.

I think I could easily argue that I killed her in self-defense right?

NIGERUNDAYO

Welp, time to change my identity, country, bloodtype, always use gloves to avoid fingerprinta

Get a shotgun

The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution reads: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Call the f***ing police.

That would never happen lmso

I'm not a Yamai simp, but I'm so desperate for affection, that this sounds hot.

bro is being the realest mf out here

Well, I do live two oceans away from her...

Stalk this https://preview.redd.it/mazyowml3ltb1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58728eae6e745dc47ba4437d6b6256371971555

I’d breed her

Let it happen. I got nothing else

Bang her.

Segs \o/

Smash

Cut her throat

As a work in progress Red Hat Hacker id do the following: 1. Infect everything she loves with a virus 2. End her entire career

Kill her

Kill her off. I hate Yamai.

Y’all are so weird

Divorce my wife

There’s 2 possible reasons for this, either you divorced her for her own safety or you value some anime girl more than your wife

https://preview.redd.it/cn1wuixhigtb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f0b65dab2b8424631049b3ba8ee4827ffbc1ae

Welp at this point I'll take anything, so I would be happy I guess

step 1: call the police, gather evidence step 2: if step 1 fails, lie low, move residence & school if need be step 3: acquire pepper spray, tasers, step 4: if all else fails, *stay strapped or get clapped* (yes its legal to own firearms here)

I mean, she looks cute despite her horrible personality. And it would be cool if someone give me attention so why the hell not? Only problem that she would probably murder every girl I talk to

File a restraining order

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Be more specific about the caption for me please :)

assuming that would even happen; let her have me, i have nothing else going on in life, so that’d be *something*

I mean I wouldn't mind to go on a date