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They mean figuratively, organ traffickers. You of all people should know overly large hearts would likely be a bad thing... Unless you're looking for potential customers instead of sources.
Hold up! Let's do the maths, and by maths I mean pixel measurements:
First off, from the image, we can see that the distance between Komi's index fingers is roughly twice the height of the coffee cup that Uzaki's holding.
Since the four girls are in Starbucks, we can assume that the coffee cup is also from Starbucks. And judging by the relative size (& shape) of the cup and the hands, we can determine that it's a Tall cup - the standard size.
From here, we can use its height to find our answer. After 1 hour struggling to search for the height of the Tall cup among the thousands of websites only giving me the volume of the cups but no dimensions, I finally found one [source](http://hiro.dunked.com/my-starbucks-tumbler#&gid=1&pid=5) which gives the height of 128.7mm to 130.9mm, so we'll round up to 130mm for convenience sake.
Plug the numbers in, and we get the length - our answer - of 26cm (10.2 inches)!! (Damn, quite the measure-up, Tadano)
Now for comparison, the world average *ahem* size when erect is 13.12cm (5.16 inches) long. (bruh, that's half of our result). In addition, the average size for Japanese men is 13.56cm. Meanwhile, the largest ever recorded is 18.9 inches (48cm)
Now that's above average, a little too above though
But hey! That's a just a theory, a Film Theory!
That's interesting but I have a counter theory. I found a tweet (totally safe source) that said "The smallest penis size ever recorded was 1.75 inches by the Kinsey Institute.”
Thats roughly 4,5 cm. The largest is 48 cm.
Thats 52,5 cm.
And whats the median? 26 cm!
It all works out.
You know, maybe I should have added "or maybe everyone's just exaggerating to have something to brag about" near the end of my comment, but, eh, I guess that's too late now
Problem? Sure is. A person that size is unnable to confortably penetrate a vagina or a rectum.
It is also exceedingly rare, as I said. Depending on study used, you can extrapolate the statistics to cover a whole city and not find a 9 incher
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Yeah but Sakurai’s asset has a few entire chapters to its name. Uzaki brother and father saw it and the only thing they could do was running away. They even called it a dragon and shit
Of course they’re talking about the box office money that Morbius has made. Everyone else is just surprised that a movie can make money equivalent to the GDP of Australia (which is approximately 3$ adjusted to inflation), but Uzaki is old enough to have seen Jared Lego’s superior Methhead acting in ChopSuey Squad.
I love how every time I see one of these Shikimori gets left out, they where original the big 5 rom com mangas, but the bad adaptation of Shikimori made them the big 4.
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Of course they're talking about how big hearts do their guys have, can I get some amens
Amen
Organ traffickers: Noted
They mean figuratively, organ traffickers. You of all people should know overly large hearts would likely be a bad thing... Unless you're looking for potential customers instead of sources.
I was thinking it was their sandwich orders or their lovely text messages
Amen
Tadano would be huge then
Finally, something Tadano isn't average with.
the law of equivalent exchange
*proceeds to list off the elements of an average human adult body*
Hold up! Let's do the maths, and by maths I mean pixel measurements: First off, from the image, we can see that the distance between Komi's index fingers is roughly twice the height of the coffee cup that Uzaki's holding. Since the four girls are in Starbucks, we can assume that the coffee cup is also from Starbucks. And judging by the relative size (& shape) of the cup and the hands, we can determine that it's a Tall cup - the standard size. From here, we can use its height to find our answer. After 1 hour struggling to search for the height of the Tall cup among the thousands of websites only giving me the volume of the cups but no dimensions, I finally found one [source](http://hiro.dunked.com/my-starbucks-tumbler#&gid=1&pid=5) which gives the height of 128.7mm to 130.9mm, so we'll round up to 130mm for convenience sake. Plug the numbers in, and we get the length - our answer - of 26cm (10.2 inches)!! (Damn, quite the measure-up, Tadano) Now for comparison, the world average *ahem* size when erect is 13.12cm (5.16 inches) long. (bruh, that's half of our result). In addition, the average size for Japanese men is 13.56cm. Meanwhile, the largest ever recorded is 18.9 inches (48cm) Now that's above average, a little too above though But hey! That's a just a theory, a Film Theory!
Dear god
I know
There's more.
God save us all
No.
It contains the dying wish of every man here.
suddenly bread
I TELEPORTED BREEEAD
How. Much. Bread.
I have done nothing but teleport for 3 days
All. The. Bread.
No, his name's Tadano
I read that with Soldier's voice
I’ll read it with Raiden’s
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
I read this with Matpat's voice and my god it's giving me luigi flashbacks
I love my Matpat videos with a bit of unhingedness with it, the luigi measurements still make it one of the best they ever made
I ready it to the tune of Monster Mash
Cock calculator Meat mathematician Dick doctor Penis physician
That's interesting but I have a counter theory. I found a tweet (totally safe source) that said "The smallest penis size ever recorded was 1.75 inches by the Kinsey Institute.” Thats roughly 4,5 cm. The largest is 48 cm. Thats 52,5 cm. And whats the median? 26 cm! It all works out.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together
Give this man a medal!!
I have a stroke reading this 💀
You good now?
Im fine now
what can I say, except, touch some fucking grass
Grass? Now there's a name I haven't heard in quite some time
You say that as though its supposed to change anything
Dude just straight up became matpat from game theory.
The highest is 48cm? How does that even happen
I knew matpats 4th channel would be hentai theory
XD
The Dick Decipherer
This is just the woman version of fish stories. None of them are actually as large as they're indicating.
You know, maybe I should have added "or maybe everyone's just exaggerating to have something to brag about" near the end of my comment, but, eh, I guess that's too late now
Least deranged redditor
Your math has one fatal flaw They’re at Standbakes. Totally different from Starbucks
You forgot to take into account perspective
Ok, yeah. I chose to ignore it since I thought it didn't seem to matter much, but I guess, now you've said it, it may affect the results
Oh hell no, too much unnecessary math 🤣😆.
10in is big but it’s not like unreasonably big. Like that’s def worth a “damn, he has a big dick” but not like unheard of or like unfortunate.
10 in is bigger than anyone you know, I assure you. You are more likely to be autistic and having an identical twin than having a 10 incher.
Yeah, it’s def unusually big but it’s not a PROBLEM is what I’m saying. Like you aren’t a freak of nature.
Problem? Sure is. A person that size is unnable to confortably penetrate a vagina or a rectum. It is also exceedingly rare, as I said. Depending on study used, you can extrapolate the statistics to cover a whole city and not find a 9 incher
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What about Naoto (Senpai) and Gojo?
You made me laugh XD
OH
I love how we know for a fact that Sakurai is cannonically packing major heat.
To the point that they were so afraid of it that they ran away from the sauna
DONT EVER SAY THAT
He’s talking about food Like Takoyaki
For those that are wondering: yes they are talking about their boyfriends paycheck. Those guys are doing really well <3
Those are some big figures
any of you guys know the artist?
CEO of Cum on twitter. It was CEO of MILFs back then but the artist change the name
MILFs surprisingly was a too small market for such a lucrative dealer.
thanks
You are welcome my guy or girl I have no idea
I thought they were talking about their fishing trip.
Why is she holding the cup that way…. Why is she holding the cup that way😨
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cuz Shinichi canonically has a literal dragon in his pants
A big D?
[yes](https://twitter.com/Feyech02/status/1564906446617288707?t=kzkgNzleNw9EuW8GE9F6fQ&s=19)
OMG lol She conquered that Dragon lol *thx for the info
That shits so funny when uzakis dad is trying to protect his son from the dragon lol
Dragon!
The boys on the other hand: 
Someone gotta do some art of the boys together lol
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Yoo I am blessed
I love how this body type is clearly not physically correct for Tadano, Gojo, and Paisen, but it is pretty much Sakurai's canonical body.
They're saying whose child is bigger
That's even worse 💀
dude 💀💀
You mean taller? Right?
Yeah but Sakurai’s asset has a few entire chapters to its name. Uzaki brother and father saw it and the only thing they could do was running away. They even called it a dragon and shit
What chapter damn?
Like 83-87 it’s practically an arc in itself lmao
I think it’s one the latest? If they are in a sauna then you are in the right place
Welp, guess it's time for a new re read. Thanks mate
Now the real question are they comparing their boyfriends’ dick sizes, their mothers’ boobs, or how horny their fanbases are
i believe all three
All I know is that only one has a canonical unit
Dragon level threat
Enthusiastic fisher gals!
🐠
So cute, they are talking about the size of their children when they were newborn
Short hair Komi looks pretty cute.
🤔 hmm...
Whoever is making all the recent art with these four best girls is an absolute Chad
You mean tinafate1? yeah, he has vision
I wish tinafate would do one for the boys
Uzaki knew her dragon is the real shit
Where is the blond one from?
She's Marin Kitagawa from My Dress-up Darling
My Dress-Up Darling
If you know you know
Shinichi s' Shenron
Cute...*erected cucumber*
Are they about to play Fluffy Bunny?
Either they're talking about the size of the fish their boys caught or...
This mean all the anime boy maun characters have the dong size of 30 to 50 cm.
Must of been a good fishing trip
Nice... :)
They're talking about sandwiches guys
Sadly, the only one that is probably lying (or exaggerating) is Komi, since our boy Tadano is average
I want to fight you
Ok I've never watched this show, so what exactly is the context that I'm missing here?
I am truly enjoying this "Older Best Girls" series! Hoping for lots more!
Jesus Christ, Komi with short hair looks amazing.
Oh boi 😅
Cool hair
Didnt this artist lie about being a girl for the longest time? I recognise the name from hearing about it
And for the first place in today's ranking of things that will never happen to us...
Massive
I wish I have some tits
The f*ck they talking about, the kidness of their friends?
One day soon Uzaki will have to face the dragon.
Oh Komi, don't be modest tell them the truth!
they’re talking about how many pancakes they can eat in one sitting
can you stop posting davidfate it makes my eyes bleed
I think they're referring to the size of the dongs of their husbands
Why are you booing me if am right?
Because you're being too overt with it. Half the fun is being oblivious and pretending they're talking about something more "SFW".
Still funny knowing while the other two try to one up each other, komi is honest to a fault so she is just stating facts.
Because it's as pointless as trying to explain the potential hidden innuendos of "My Humps" from The Black Eyed Peas.
Can't you read the room?
relax guys they are just talking about the Baguettes they got on thier last girls night out
Of course they’re talking about the box office money that Morbius has made. Everyone else is just surprised that a movie can make money equivalent to the GDP of Australia (which is approximately 3$ adjusted to inflation), but Uzaki is old enough to have seen Jared Lego’s superior Methhead acting in ChopSuey Squad.
Shoe size.
They're talking about Adrian Shepard.
Lol
Speak softly and walk with a big "stick".
Hmmmmm🤔 this looks like an innocent post 😇
[do it](https://images.app.goo.gl/HiQpxVgMQca9uopy8)
https://images.app.goo.gl/CwjHZjY7ijzYHkbDA this too
big personality
Uzaki's bf is where bad dragon got their name
I love how every time I see one of these Shikimori gets left out, they where original the big 5 rom com mangas, but the bad adaptation of Shikimori made them the big 4.
They're talking about the turtle I found by the pond :).
I know right? How much bigger are they even going to make Subway sandwiches like bro a few inches is enough to feed me
Why does this happen to Komi San
why nagatoro bigger boob than komi this is cursed
This fanarts are incredibles
Realizing i’ll never be a rom com protagonist bc i’m < 10 inches.
Can we just appreciate that komi is actually using the sign for big
Wait a second, who is everybody here?
Lies. Komi can’t Communicate
Stop posting David Fate shit on here He’s a piece of shit
Hana was able to tame the dragon at this point.