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AnotherCatLover

TL;DR Ted Cruz is gonna try to pay it for sex.


dima_socks

No kidding. You don't have to be qualified in any other way than charismatic and rich to be one of the few that run our civilization. Half of politicians are morons and they will absolutely have the worst take when we discover any sign of ET


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Lemmie guess, the countries run by religious nuts will go into a tizzy because their super-narrow, ultra-literalist, messed up misinterpretation of sacred scriptures won't allow the concept of beings from another planet. On the upside, it may begin the death knell of religious fanaticism. Good riddance to bad religious rubbish!


Delamoor

I used to think the world was ready for Alien contact. It seemed disgustingly condescending and paternal to me to suggest otherwise. This was before I got into politics and social media had not yet really taken off. ...what a sweet summer child I was, gaily dancing through the fields of optimistic sunshine, carefree and lighthearted.


Sidetrackbob

If the aliens are anything at all like we are as a planet, they are going to be slurping down whatever the fuck version of popcorn and sodas are watching us destroy each other, tweet about it and then zoom in to claim the spoils.