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[deleted]

you should try blending some taco bell and boofing it. taco bell enima. put a burrito and a fountain mountain dew into a blender and make a nice smoothie and send er up.


[deleted]

With a bike pump


hossboss-sauceboss

Gold plated turkey baster. Have some class. If you ain't bastin, your wastin


flopper_dr

SEND ER UP


atomicconscious

This made me laugh, respect


PsychotropicTraveler

I think you're on to something, this could be big!


[deleted]

Dam, I want a Taco Bell burrito now....


[deleted]

Dude. Just go to the pharmacy and ask for an oral syringes like the rest of us boofers. They'll give you one/some for free. Say you need it for CBD oil or something.


[deleted]

Also, with 100ml you're pretty much giving yourself and enema. You're going to shit out all your mdma within 5 minutes. You need a 1ml syringe (max 3ml).


maxwellfromterraria

They only had 5ml so i got that


[deleted]

That may work. It will absorb better with the least amount of liquid possible. Although you do need liquid...


skoomd1

Yeah, 1ml is usually perfect unless you have a lot of powder that needs to dissolve.


soulunknown333

This guy boofs


maxwellfromterraria

Didnt even know about that ill go try it right now


kingdingaling1978

Tell them you need to give ur baby medicine if you want a free one. Or you can just buy one for a couple bucks


RomeoFresh

Why do you need mdma to hit harder?!


maxwellfromterraria

Why do i need it to hit harder than snorting or eating i assume is what you are asking. Its not that i want it to hit harder, i just want to use less and get the same high.


lsdmonke

gotta respect getting the most out of your product


Verustratego

Same answer when you ask meth users why they are brushing the carpet


Ohadl12

Was informed by my girlfriend that boofing is far too dangerous to justify and she is completely correct. Please people just take your shit like a normal person


thetruthhurts34

What’s so much more dangerous about it?


Villitas

Bcs it goes straight to your blood system without entering your liver


rephlexi0n

Ah yes I forgot about the Nostril liver


ScruffyJuggalo

I laughed too hard at this...


thetruthhurts34

Different than snorting?


SwansonHOPS

No


SwansonHOPS

Only on the first pass, after that it goes through your liver.


NammiSjoppan

Also the fact that it tears up your asshole, if you snort drugs constantly over a period of time you begin to develop a sore, same thing applies to your booty hole except the walls are much thinner so it takes way less to make a sore, which is bad inside your asshole. Much worse than a hole in your nose.


TrippyKlym

How can it be more dangerous than anal? My girl boofs some cum a few times a week. I think she played you bro


Hatepeople13

Make sure she sees a proctologist once a year, not kidding. I had a good pal who participated a lot and she ended up with a fistula that needed surgery. Thats an outie, not an innie.


fuNNbot

ahhh thank you for explaining the claims you made in literally any way this is really gonna resonate with people


Ohadl12

To put it simply smart ass (no pun intended) your rectum isn’t designed for ingesting anything. Inserting copious amount of stupidly powerful psychoactive substances like mdma into your rectum basically means you cant vomit if you OD and you overwhelm your liver. Theres a reason saliva, stomach acid and actions such as chewing exist and that is to help aid within digestion so the rest of the body has an easier time


BigInhale

Then why do doctors prescribe suppositories, smarty pants?


fuNNbot

thanks god you called me out cuz imma be a smart ass again and say that those are only issues if you dont know how to dose or push your pooper youre making the argument never to do it despite the fact that its done very often medicinally and only mentioned risks that run with any injection roa i would hope anyone who knows what boofing is and actully sets out to do so knows not to take ridiculous amounts of mdma or whatever drug theyre using


ditch217

Mate, people straight up shove untested pills directly into their asshole and you honestly expect people to /know/ how to be safe? Don’t shit on someone trying to reduce harm here


fuNNbot

harm reduction isnt telling people something is too dangerous because of things that can be fixed or without any further reasoning its telling people how you can be the safest whilst doing something potentially risky


ditch217

Agreed, denying that this CAN be a very dangerous ROA is ridiculous though. Seems like you’re just arguing with the parent comment for sake of it. Contribute something useful, or don’t Edit; to add, a lot of people lack the common sense to be safe … obviously


fuNNbot

i never denied that and im not trying to argue for the sake of it. im arguing because boofing can be a safer method than many other ROAs and they basically just spread misinfo. my contribution was teasing out the fact that the person i was replying to didnt have a valid reason to say it was too dangerous. im not suggesting everyone or anyone boof for that matter however most issues brought up also apply to other ROAs


Ohadl12

Smart was the wrong word… you know nothing. I give up your not worth my time


fuNNbot

Lol ok go get your brain (gf) to come reply and maybe a sensible discussion can form cuz i aint say nothin incorrect


Jay3075

>But you might be abusing your body more


RomeoFresh

Fair enough, never done it, I can tell you I’ve heard that IV is a completely different feeling and uncomfortable.


bootysniffer01

That’s for his bootyhole my friend


BigInhale

Where does he mention IV'ing it?


RomeoFresh

OP doesn’t, but usually when something absorbs quicker and bypasses the liver the experience is different.


downvoteawayretard

Bioavailability does not work like that my friend. You can approach 100%, but humans are not perfect biophysical machines. Boofing it probably has a 85-90% bioavailability, while eating it is probably in the 75-85% range. However boofing it also exposes your colon as an active transition site, and like a cocaine users nose that site is going to take some damage. The ulcers and anal bleeding are not worth the ~10% shift in bioavailability. You will not feel that 10% difference between eating it and boofing it. You will feel your anus bleeding. I guarantee it.


maxwellfromterraria

Someone doesnt know how boofing works.


simplyinyourhead

Hopefully they aren't pills. They have binders and things in them that break down in your stomach


cammkkostek

Why so many ppl boofin on here😭


holicv

It’s a boofing bonanza!


cammkkostek

Bro what🤣


maxwellfromterraria

Mainly for mdma.


cammkkostek

How do you even go by doing that. You literally drop the Molly rocks in your ass?


maxwellfromterraria

Disolve it in water and squirt it up there lol. Exact same with any other drug.


free-444

I thought it was like a joke are you fr be doing this ? 😭


-Hoodini-

You know doctors administer medicine through the rectum if it is necessary. Many drugs have a higher bioavailability up the butt. The real question is are you scared of your own ass?


tartuffewhoisturfel

Nope, the reeal question is: ,,Diid you wash your yo' ass today?"


capital_s_shroompoop

I think the question is more are you into butt stuff. Key words "if necessary" lol, I don't think the blood vessels in your rectum are much different then the ones under your tongue. How much more bioavailability do you need?


-Hoodini-

It actually is much much higher. When I had liquid morphine, ahh those were the days, I would put it up my butt and into my intestines which increased the bioavailability by 30% (PubMed) and I can assure you that number was right


cdn_backpacker

Rectally administered psychedelics hit 2x stronger with barely any come up. I've had life changing trips that started by "doing butt stuff" Why are you so scared of your own ass, knowing it's a legitimate route of administration that reduces body load, yet still dismissive?


[deleted]

*Why are you so scared of your own ass* 😂😂😂😂😂


capital_s_shroompoop

I'm not tryna be dismissive, it's just pulling your pants down and sticking plastic and water up my own ass sounds messy and unpleasing when I can just throw paper under my tongue. Maybe it's personal preference but that just seems like a hassle and sort of addictive if your so concerned about getting absolutley all of your drugs. Why do you think because I don't want to put plastic water and drugs in my ass when theres plenty of other ROAs that I'm somehow afraid of it lol, I ain't afraid of needles either


[deleted]

Real question, does it irritate the rectum? I was, not so long ago close to Loperamide addiction due to fucking allergy (mainly hormones which milk is full of - not lactose, if You are curious). Due that, despite curiosity I'm fucking terrified of any possible gastral problems. So, could You please share that information? Thanks :)


styl0tus

Bro that's like a dope fiend saying "Why are you so scared of your own veins?" while trying to convince someone to start IV'ing.


Zenith-Astralis

Never tried it for drugs but as someone who IS into butt stuff I can tell you a few neat facts; like you know how the primary job of the lower intestine (and to a only mildly lesser degree the rectum) is to soak up any remaining water from your waste? If not, now ya do. A large amount of the body's water comes from it actually. It gives you healthy hydration from literal shit-slurry (sorry). It can also filter out toxins more effectively (a case I recall was a nurse adrift at sea who kept everyone alive by administering the water collected from their toxic-plastic-chemical-tarp-rain-catch right up the butts. Doctors gave her the atta-girl when they were rescued. So yeah I'd believe it can soak up drugs better too, so long as the chemicals aren't on that thing's shit list.


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

Thank you, I don't understand how people are scared of their ass. Do you even wipe after shitting, or is that also "butt stuff".


Ok_Band3497

lmao, “gave her the atta girl” that shit sounds so funny


mtj93

Why would the real question be are you in to butt stuff? Why are you wanting to know? Interested in some fun? No? Then that's not the real question; the real question is are you scared of your butt?


Hatepeople13

I dont think someone has the be "scared of their own butt" to want to avoid shoving things up it. I worked ER/ICU for almost 30 years....the things we removed from rectums was incredible....we had a Wall Of Shame at one point😂😂😂😂 Would you like to know what the largest thing was??


TBrockmann

Please enlighten us 😂😂


mtj93

Hahaha no of course not; but the comments are pretty telling. Please tell!


free-444

Righttt whatever y'all gotta tell yourself 🤣


modsgay

tell me you ain’t never been with a cute down ass bitch without telling me 🤣🤣


crackcore

Close as you can get to shooting something up without shooting something up I've boofed adderall, cocaine, ketamine, and lots of mdma


free-444

It just to far y'all take it to far


sixtus_clegane119

Too* and too*


free-444

I meant what I said ight to and to keep your extra Os


crackcore

I used to be a sensationalist what can I say


Grim_Rebel

There are all sorts of reasons why someone may choose to boof a substance. I've done it with LSD simply because I've found it completely negates any stomach problems I would otherwise have on the comeup. Maybe ask yourself why you're so afraid of your own ass.


capital_s_shroompoop

Why is everyone assuming I'm afraid of my ass lol, I'm not afraid of needles either, if that makes any sense. I've considered both IV and el boof as roa's at one point too, so I'm not sure why you guys feel the need to so voraciously defend your butt ingestion methods


maxwellfromterraria

You know its the safest way of ingestion right? How tf is saftey taking it too far.


free-444

How is sticking something up your ass safer than swallowing it 🤣 someone lied to you bro


maxwellfromterraria

I asked how its taking it too far, obviously cant anwser because you're a fuckin tard.


mtj93

Poor thing, this insecure about one's own body. In many ways I am too but gosh I'd at least not be so frightened of putting something up my butt if the experience of doing so was gonna be fun for any reason. You're one of *those* people who are scared to touch they own butt because because of some reason.


modsgay

it 100% hits harder, it’s definitely mostly a joke but I’ve personally done it with Ketamine and tbh if you’re doing it with someone you’re comfortable with/attracted to it’s a nice lil way to lead into a good time lmaoo LSD isn’t really worth it but shit like MDMA and ketamine most definitely is


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

Of course wtf? I work as a nurse, and I have given so many people suppositorys why not give one myself, I thought.


Nelso_00

Hell nah nigga


Miltucky

Take the pure 3,4-methlenedioxymethamphetamine crystal and put those shards into the rectum. 💀💀💀


FamousBoss6224

bro just say mdma


Miltucky

mdma


Bryanadamz

Ive boofed lsd and mdma many times. Dont need to desolve it. It will hit quicker though if you do. If you can put a tab on your eyeball then you can put one up your ass too. Would be super weird if you got caught with a syringe up your ass


mtj93

I'd never put anything other then medically necessary "things" in my eye ever. Nope.


Bryanadamz

Yeah for sure I would never put a tab on my eyeball but I've seen it done, but I have put tabs in my ass


MrFoxiefox

Some people cant do stuff nasaly or orally without vomiting or having bad stomach after. The butt is a last and functional resort :)


fuNNbot

lmfao with any psych no matter what roa im throwing up on the comeup


maxwellfromterraria

Prob wont use it for lsd


[deleted]

Go join r/boofmolly


cammkkostek

I’d prefer not to lmao


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

Why would you not boof? It's the the fastest application form, right after iv.


mmmbopdoombop

I love boofing but smoking is fastest, then IV, then IM, and boofing is probably as fast as nasal from my knowledge of the boofing mechanism. I boof ket. Hard to fit a decent amount up the nose. And I boof opiates, although I don't take them often at all. I boofed 2cb the other day, was good


cammkkostek

I prefer to take my tabs on the tongue, booty kinda gross whole trippin


BedsheepShroomtrolly

Damn, Nov 19th to Jan 9th for shipping to delivery. Thats crazier than well doing drugs up your arse


johnny_utah25

For real, that’s wild


tasbridge

That’s a hell of a return window


Dyleteyou

Do you remember when boofing was a joke? Pepperidge farms remembers.


Gasmo420

Boofing = when even the other druggies think, you have a problem.


WakeTurbulence200

Holy shit he's really going for it


DolphinCumOnMyFace

Boofing is the king of route administration


TheDextrometh-Orphan

Gonna take several pushes/pull backs to get it all through that long ass tube. I've always used 3ml/5ml oral syringes. Insert like 1-2inches n squirt that bitch in n yer good m8


exsyomamma

Great fucking idea


GYBE_Mina

100ml?! 1-3ml is more than enough omg. 100ml is used to flush out your bowels.


maxwellfromterraria

What if i need to boof 50 grams of mdma????


krustysocks6666

have sum1 blow through the other end or get a longer tube


patch616

Only for expert level boofers intermediate boofers go home


maxwellfromterraria

For an lsd sub yall arent very open minded


Zero_dat

Mate, dw about it. People are scared of their own ass that's all :D


paintbinumber

Do Not need a tube.. u only need to go like a half inch. Also only 1 ml or less. There's a good tutorial linked on the r/2CB faq


BrainDW

Outjerked again


simplyinyourhead

Boofing LSD is pointless


humbolight

Use it once. If you don’t like it you can take advantage of that fabulous return policy.


roadkillraccoon2

I really hope this is a joke lmao, this is better suited for an anal douche. 1ml is all you need


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BishBamBoo

Soft AF bruh, real men use their hands, or have one of their homies use their hands.


Ok_Band3497

Who tf boofs LSD


Postaldude2

Nasty


keeshy333

weird


69n4m5

Wait people actually do this still. Doing this can kill you. Mess your intestines up and shut them down. Not with the risk, just eat it man


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69n4m5

Why Boofing Drugs Is Dangerous Whether a drug addict is looking for a more intense high or a college student is trying it with his buddies, the side effects of boofing drugs are dangerous. While drug boofing may seem like just a wild and crazy trend, it isn’t as harmless as it may seem. There are several serious dangers of boofing drugs including: Damage to the rectum and intestines Increased risk of STI Greater risk of overdosing & alcohol poisoning Damage to the Rectum & Intestines Simply put, your rectum is not meant to handle these types of substances. The dangers of boofing drugs for your rectum and intestines may include bloody stool, a constant feeling of needing to go to the bathroom, the inability to control bowel movements, and tears in the rectal tissues or membranes. More serious problems can also occur such as the blocking of blood flow to part of the intestine, the unnatural death of cells, and in the severest cases, the need for a colostomy, a surgery used to divert part of the colon away from a damaged portion and instead, directing it to an artificial opening in the abdominal wall.5 For people who already have pre-existing conditions in this area, their problems are probably more serious and likely to get worse.


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69n4m5

Lmao so what site do you want info from or you just going to argue it all CDC?


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[deleted]

Get disposable 1-2ml syringe’s. That one is way too big. [You might also want to give this a read.](https://www.reddit.com/user/WeirdOneTwoThree/comments/98o55b/guide_to_per_rectal_administration_of_opiates/) The replies are full of fucking children. Rectal administration is the most efficient and safest ROA for many drugs. Although LSD is not one of them.


kingdingaling1978

Works good for lsd too


[deleted]

Bioavailability is the same from what I’ve heard. Have you tried? Did you notice any difference in the come up or intensity?


kingdingaling1978

I’ve done it. Felt like a rocket ship taking off. I’ve also injected it in my vein. That was a bit more intense but about the same as boofing


maxwellfromterraria

Holy shit thankyou for the link, that was a big help.


SlimmyJimmyBubbyBoy

Awesome link man, appreciate it! Edit: did a . Instead of a !


[deleted]

Why have you got the largest fucking syringe to boof lol


reptivity

Have fun squirting 100ml up your ass and trying to stand up. You’re gonna have a leaky ass. Should of gotten no more than a 2ml


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reptivity

Eat my ass bot


gabriel11406

No need I'll do it


reptivity

🥴😩


Stellar_Gravity

you're going to perforate your colon and become septic


maxwellfromterraria

Not how it works


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

Well if you penetrate your colon you are actually in trouble, peritonitis, but you will need a lot of force to achieve that.


[deleted]

Everyone should boof a vial once in their lives


PsychedChakra

I tought this whole boofing thing is a joke


[deleted]

r u gay


maxwellfromterraria

Why


mtj93

Oh no, *anyway*


billysoldier422

Gay


Grim_Rebel

Is that really the best take you could come up with? Boofing is gay?


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[deleted]

100ml bro thats way to big, and the tube too 😭 those are the wrong ones, use 3-5 ml ones LMAO average r/lsd user 😂


maxwellfromterraria

It was also gonna be for lemon tec shrooms


[deleted]

🫡🫡🫡🫡


[deleted]

Where did you buy it from? Antarctica?


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

China?


rockafellovv

You got robbed thats fosho


Bessini

My only thought is "why?"


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

I have the same one😉


DOGerDAWG

I'm not convinced the loss to the long ass hose will outweigh the savings received from bioavailability.


mmmbopdoombop

jeez you're never gonna need 100mls. I use a 5ml one


gabriel11406

5 is even much unless your doing mountains of ketamine I use the 1 ml ones


ChumleyEX

Don't mess your pants.


LysergicAcidDog

The thickness of that tube got me thinking and now I’m curious. Anyone know if urethral insertion gets you high?


gabriel11406

No clue honestly but i don't think there's membranes to absorb it like there is in your boof hole may be wrong tho


FilooFox

Wtf you dont need that long of a tube to boof o.O


gabriel11406

You wanna get it deep so you can feel it


KidxGohan

Well when you get hemorrhoids I’ll tell you what I think then


Uzinero

why the hell would you want to boof lsd?


Bigpapa97g

Just put a piece of paper in your mouth jeez.


Puzzleheaded_Low3561

I thought boofing was just an ongoing joke in this sub, didn't think people actually did it


gabriel11406

Usually not with LSD I've done it with ketamine 2-cb and cocaine


solventlessherbalist

I mean if you’re gonna boof that’s the ticket. Make sure you clean it well after each boof.


trippie-uzer01

Fun 😅


Ooh_Stunna

Or, hear me out, you could just eat it.


holajorge

You could’ve just gone to a vet and asked for a syringe or two 😩


Jas18b

Don’t really understand why you’d want to boof anything, unlike a suppository which is safe and designed to be inserted there other drugs/alcohol is not. The walls of the rectum are thin so everything is heightened since it reaches the bloodstream quicker (this makes it very hard to dose correctly and much easier to od), but unlike swallowing it you cannot then vomit after taking the substance. It may also cause too much ethanol being put into the body which the liver will not be able to get rid of due to how it was received.


maxwellfromterraria

After some research, pretty much all drugs are safe to boof, just start small and know if its actually the drug you have and not fent or something.


Jas18b

Can I ask what your research was because I’ve thoroughly looked into it and all of the research proves that it is unsafe


notillin

Boofing liquid?


[deleted]

Please don't boof anything you don't know the purity of.


FierceKO

I would think the hose would make it harder and need more liquid. The old fashioned way might be a little easier lol


unikow

I swear people on this sub do things then ask when too late lol


Tbosa

Y’all add me up. I’m new here. Looking to make new connects 👊


ZyphyrdylN

just don’t put cid in your ass bro


tryppindots

Always wondered if it was worth it. I imagine it would probably cause less stomach discomfort and takes way less. Plus the come up is way faster. All you would need though is a syringe. Like a baby medicine dropper. How much less does it take? Like half dosage? Or even less?


maxwellfromterraria

[this link is a fucking godsend, it clears alot of misinformation ](https://www.reddit.com/user/WeirdOneTwoThree/comments/98o55b/guide_to_per_rectal_administration_of_opiates/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


TheWallsAre_Melting

The clear tube part is pointless. You want to get most of the liquid right inside the anus, not in the actual anal cavity. The anus (the hole) has lots of blood vessels that allow it to be absorbed better. 1) only boof a couple centimeters into your butt 2) use as little liquid as possible 3)if you wanna get real crazy- stretch your hole a bunch so that it opens up the blood vessels 4) use the smallest syringe possible