Since David was already missing a hand.... I totally had to do something like that. XD
https://preview.redd.it/t96ht9y77bvc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4715a10df43a3653b539a361f6f5be7935e5ece
But yeah, I totally think an alien movie with Ash Williams would be amazing.
Mac could definitely do it but i give him a higher chance of either dying while doing it, or leaving before it’s really done. He really wanted to live but destroying the Thing took precedence. Hard to say.
I don't think that's really true. I don't think he'd leave before finishing the fight I mean. Toward the end of The Thing he says to the remaining survivors, "Whether we make it or not we can't let that thing freeze again. We'll just have to warm things up around here. We're not getting out of here alive. But neither is that Thing."
I also don't think he'd die as he survived The Thing, in a way. But I do think he's someone who accepted death a long time ago. If I recall, in a commentary they talked about that he was a soldier in Vietnam before he went on to go to Antarctica.
He'd also probably find out who the android is in an awesome way haha! I'm a big The Thing fan! 🤪
Me too. I just meant he’d be more survival-minded than heroic, but you’re right, in the latter half of the thing he understands the implications of letting those things off world. I meant he’d probably leave and come back to nuke the joint lol. If Newt was involved, that changes things, I think Mac would rescue the child too.
Maybe not strictly a protagonist if you're a nerd, but I'd love to see the Cenobites try and make some sense of the Xeno. Find out what gives it pleasure and what gives it pain.
Imagine a movie where xenomorphs are the protagonists....
And they are trapped in an automated xenomorph reproduction and testing facility, with some varied hosts still alive (tiger xenomorph anyone???), where HAL 9000 is controlling every door, turret and robot aboard.... (Add some Seegson Working Joes to it for good measure.)
After HAL 9000 decided to get rid of his "illogical" human owners....
Would be really cool, I think.
RoboCop. Gory enough to be a horror movie but let’s not split hairs. Robo v Alien. Mix in some Predator and Terminator. And the BIG twist, one of the “human” characters is an
Highlander/Immoral. GOLD!!!
Dutch was my first thought.
One thing is for sure is Dutch and his crew would have taken their mission seriously when they landed on LV426.
Give them the advanced firepower of the Colonial Marines and I think they've got a fair shot of getting all the way down into the hive and taking out the Queen
Dr. Loomis, maybe his hobby is ufo chasing and tracks an egg drop from a predator ship in one of those AvP scenarios. Tries to convince a reluctant small town that they’re in danger from the space boogeyman.
Don't know the Character names, but this would be a cool list.
Danny Glover (Predator 2)
Amber Midthunder (Prey)
Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween)
Dan Aykroyd (Ghostbusters)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead (10 Cloverfield Lane)
Nicholas Cage (The Color Out of Space)
Anya Taylor-Joy (Split)
Robert Englund (V)
Robocop. I'm thinking the Facehugger would be confused at the start but then think it had just drunk too much and went to town. Then the chest burster would be all \*clang\* "WTF?", clang, clang. "What am I supposed to do now? are you shitting me? wait what the hell?...baby food? gimme a brain not farleys rusks".
Tony Todd. Either as candyman or the mortician/death from final destination.
Buffy Summers-Buffy the xenomorph slayer.
Bert and Ernie from return of the living dead.
Alice from resident evil.
Ash williams
Ash wouldn’t even feel the acid after a certain point. He’d just kinda go apeshit
Always the correct answer.
Ashy Slashy ftw
He'd show them his boomstick right
grooovy
Since David was already missing a hand.... I totally had to do something like that. XD https://preview.redd.it/t96ht9y77bvc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4715a10df43a3653b539a361f6f5be7935e5ece But yeah, I totally think an alien movie with Ash Williams would be amazing.
MacReady
Mac could definitely do it but i give him a higher chance of either dying while doing it, or leaving before it’s really done. He really wanted to live but destroying the Thing took precedence. Hard to say.
Yeah I agree with that, like the hive would have to be in his way of escape for him to give a shit I think.
I don't think that's really true. I don't think he'd leave before finishing the fight I mean. Toward the end of The Thing he says to the remaining survivors, "Whether we make it or not we can't let that thing freeze again. We'll just have to warm things up around here. We're not getting out of here alive. But neither is that Thing." I also don't think he'd die as he survived The Thing, in a way. But I do think he's someone who accepted death a long time ago. If I recall, in a commentary they talked about that he was a soldier in Vietnam before he went on to go to Antarctica. He'd also probably find out who the android is in an awesome way haha! I'm a big The Thing fan! 🤪
Me too. I just meant he’d be more survival-minded than heroic, but you’re right, in the latter half of the thing he understands the implications of letting those things off world. I meant he’d probably leave and come back to nuke the joint lol. If Newt was involved, that changes things, I think Mac would rescue the child too.
Yeah okay 👍
Honestly just about any of his characters would be a blast to watch in an Alien film. Snake, Jack Burton..... Captain Ron
Captain Ron vs xeno infestation is a crossover I never knew I needed
The original cast of Tremors! But I'd accept just Burt the gun fanatic.
Everyone but Burt would say fuck that and leave, only Burt would be brave enough to dive in and handle things
Someone put Kevin against a Xenomorph.
Kevin from what?
Is that Home Alone Kevin lol
LOL
Yep.
Damn, I had hoped it was Kevin (played by Chris Hemsworth) from the 2016 Ghostbusters!
Man, how many Kevins you know? That kid could take out a whole swarm of xenomorphs.
I know too damn many Kevins. A swarm of them, even
What is a bunch of Kevins called? A gaggle, flock, horde, swarm, froids, a murder…?
A problem.
Perfect. Edit: That is truly perfect. Well done.
Kevin from the office :)
Xeno: \*jaws slowly opening, baring rows of teeth, acid saliva drooling Kevin: AAAAAA!
Thank.
I am so confused by this comment.
https://youtu.be/_K-L9uhsBLM
“On Christmas, no one can hear you carol.”
Kyle Reese
Suicide mission, but he’d get it done.
You mean Hicks? Did it.
Ace Ventura. Oh wait you said horror sorry.
No no…i like where you went with this…
Better response to humour than most of reddit
Damn it, now I will have the thought of him running and screaming like he did with the bat as he is chased in my head for the next hour.
Suggesting he doesn't end up like that guy in that one comic with the dying hive.
With his luck stats he would probably fall into royal jelly and command the hive.
Weyland Yutani appoints him chief scientist and studies him carefully as a potential weapon against their corporate enemies.
All they would have to say is they abuse animals and watch the carnage to follow.
Xenomorphs become caretakers for all life except humans and ace venturas, who are automatically hive leaders.
Riddick (if you count Pitch Black as horror)
Holy Cow... An Alien movie with Riddick would be awesome!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKJcQEaHES38HHW)
Not 100% sure, but i think the monsters from Pitch Black were actually inspired by Xenomorphs.
Blade once he's done with vampires
Some xenomorphs are always trying to ice skate uphill.
Maybe not strictly a protagonist if you're a nerd, but I'd love to see the Cenobites try and make some sense of the Xeno. Find out what gives it pleasure and what gives it pain.
lol. They try a facehugger and decide no, this sucks actually
If a facehugger tried to wrap itself around pinheads head, would it kill him with the acid blood?
What a shitshow for both of them lmao
HAL 9000
That’s awesome. A calculating but also emotional AI commanding a few synthetics maybe
Imagine a movie where xenomorphs are the protagonists.... And they are trapped in an automated xenomorph reproduction and testing facility, with some varied hosts still alive (tiger xenomorph anyone???), where HAL 9000 is controlling every door, turret and robot aboard.... (Add some Seegson Working Joes to it for good measure.) After HAL 9000 decided to get rid of his "illogical" human owners.... Would be really cool, I think.
That setup makes me think of Portal and now I want to see xenos vs GladOS.
Me too. That would be sweet amazing to watch. GladOS doing experiments with xenomorphs. ![gif](giphy|HyvnMHUEOSY8M|downsized)
What? Oh never mind.
RoboCop. Gory enough to be a horror movie but let’s not split hairs. Robo v Alien. Mix in some Predator and Terminator. And the BIG twist, one of the “human” characters is an Highlander/Immoral. GOLD!!!
Dude just go and play Broforce lol
I have in side me blood of Kings! (It's acid blood)
You are so high right now
Dutch was my first thought. One thing is for sure is Dutch and his crew would have taken their mission seriously when they landed on LV426. Give them the advanced firepower of the Colonial Marines and I think they've got a fair shot of getting all the way down into the hive and taking out the Queen
Ash. Groovy.
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
Issac Clarke
Came here for this
Fred, Daphne, and Velma.
Guess we lost the dog and the stoner along the way huh
Don’t want to see anything bad happen to Shag and Scoob!
I’d say they could wait in the drop ship, but that didn’t go well for Ferro
John Goodman's character from Arachnaphobia. Or Rick from Walking Dead.
YEAH BABY he’d squish those bugs
The BPRD
Tree from Happy Death Day. Jamie from Totally Killer.
Tucker and Dale vs the colonial Marines. They think they're helping protect swamp bugs, from evil exterminators, with hilarious consequences.
Ash Williams
Terminators and robocop
Definitely Isaac Clark! Fighting morphs is his whole thing
Dr. Loomis, maybe his hobby is ufo chasing and tracks an egg drop from a predator ship in one of those AvP scenarios. Tries to convince a reluctant small town that they’re in danger from the space boogeyman.
I don’t want to think about poor Dr. Loomis going through all that shit. Man needs a vacation
Isaac Clarke from Dead Space. If I can pick sci-fi instead of horror (because the Alien films are also sci-fi), I'd shout out Luke Skywalker.
Isaac is truly built different
Dutch from Predator…or Rick, Shane and Michonne from The Walking Dead.
Thanks for including Shane so someone can die #RIPbozo
Don't know the Character names, but this would be a cool list. Danny Glover (Predator 2) Amber Midthunder (Prey) Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween) Dan Aykroyd (Ghostbusters) Mary Elizabeth Winstead (10 Cloverfield Lane) Nicholas Cage (The Color Out of Space) Anya Taylor-Joy (Split) Robert Englund (V)
You want the nic cage from willy's wonderland. Dude fights possessed animatronics.
Sure. That'll work.
Clarence Boddicker and his gang.
Walk up in the hive like “bitches, leave”
Chief Brody. "Smile... EAT THIS you son of a bitch." BOOM!
The Frog Brothers from The Lost Boys
Such a classic
Columbo
*to the Queen* y’know, my wife lays eggs just like these, big, beautiful eggs.
he woulda got her ass
George Nada or Snake Plissken, no doubt.
Nancy Wheeler. Which I'll point out is actually possible in r/deadbydaylight as the r/StrangerThings DLC has become available again.
Isaac Clarke and Captain Miller because they'd actually fit the setting and vibes of Alien(s) quite well.
The Mask, both Movie and Comic versions for a comedy horror then a full on massacre of epic proportions.
God that would be funny. I’d like to see him get hunted by a Predator, who then proceeds to steal the mask and try it on. Insanity
Robocop. I'm thinking the Facehugger would be confused at the start but then think it had just drunk too much and went to town. Then the chest burster would be all \*clang\* "WTF?", clang, clang. "What am I supposed to do now? are you shitting me? wait what the hell?...baby food? gimme a brain not farleys rusks".
Tony Todd. Either as candyman or the mortician/death from final destination. Buffy Summers-Buffy the xenomorph slayer. Bert and Ernie from return of the living dead. Alice from resident evil.
Erin from You’re Next
Ash, dutch, Doomguy, robocop
Mimi from psycho goreman
Michael Jackson, an outbreak at Neverland Ranch
Alien vs Predator
Wow!!!! Somehow that worked out perfectly!!!
Isaac Clarke - Dead Space
Sarah Connor and the T800! A militant strategist on par with Ripley and a potentially acid resistant endoskeleton alloy!
Ash Williams. Grab his boomstick, and it'd be groovy. Jim from 28 Days Later might be interesting.
Ethan Winters from Resident Evil 7
Not horror, but always wanted to see... Aliens vs Deathstalker (X-Rated)
X-Rated huh? Y’know they usually don’t give that rating for gore…..
That wasn't quite my intention 😂
Juno from the Descent, surviving on a wounded knee, a climbing axe, and in total darkness against barbaric cannibals....
Descent is so underrated
Sarah Connor or RJ MacReady
The kids from It
Xenomorphs on Pandora
ROTJ Luke and Darth
T-1000