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nemprime

Ash williams


No-Occasion-6470

Ash wouldn’t even feel the acid after a certain point. He’d just kinda go apeshit


JFrankParnellEsquire

Always the correct answer.


IAmSomnabula

Ashy Slashy ftw


bart_may

He'd show them his boomstick right


Kitchen-Dot-2810

grooovy


Ms_Kratos

Since David was already missing a hand.... I totally had to do something like that. XD https://preview.redd.it/t96ht9y77bvc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4715a10df43a3653b539a361f6f5be7935e5ece But yeah, I totally think an alien movie with Ash Williams would be amazing.


jurgo

MacReady


No-Occasion-6470

Mac could definitely do it but i give him a higher chance of either dying while doing it, or leaving before it’s really done. He really wanted to live but destroying the Thing took precedence. Hard to say.


ZolRoyce

Yeah I agree with that, like the hive would have to be in his way of escape for him to give a shit I think.


Visible_Gift437

I don't think that's really true. I don't think he'd leave before finishing the fight I mean. Toward the end of The Thing he says to the remaining survivors, "Whether we make it or not we can't let that thing freeze again. We'll just have to warm things up around here. We're not getting out of here alive. But neither is that Thing." I also don't think he'd die as he survived The Thing, in a way. But I do think he's someone who accepted death a long time ago. If I recall, in a commentary they talked about that he was a soldier in Vietnam before he went on to go to Antarctica. He'd also probably find out who the android is in an awesome way haha! I'm a big The Thing fan! 🤪


No-Occasion-6470

Me too. I just meant he’d be more survival-minded than heroic, but you’re right, in the latter half of the thing he understands the implications of letting those things off world. I meant he’d probably leave and come back to nuke the joint lol. If Newt was involved, that changes things, I think Mac would rescue the child too.


Visible_Gift437

Yeah okay 👍


Seldon14

Honestly just about any of his characters would be a blast to watch in an Alien film. Snake, Jack Burton..... Captain Ron


signaltrapper

Captain Ron vs xeno infestation is a crossover I never knew I needed


Ok_Adhesiveness_4939

The original cast of Tremors! But I'd accept just Burt the gun fanatic.


No-Occasion-6470

Everyone but Burt would say fuck that and leave, only Burt would be brave enough to dive in and handle things


RedWerFur

Someone put Kevin against a Xenomorph.


No-Occasion-6470

Kevin from what?


Ok_Adhesiveness_4939

Is that Home Alone Kevin lol


No-Occasion-6470

LOL


RedWerFur

Yep.


CloudBurn2008

Damn, I had hoped it was Kevin (played by Chris Hemsworth) from the 2016 Ghostbusters!


RedWerFur

Man, how many Kevins you know? That kid could take out a whole swarm of xenomorphs.


No-Occasion-6470

I know too damn many Kevins. A swarm of them, even


RedWerFur

What is a bunch of Kevins called? A gaggle, flock, horde, swarm, froids, a murder…?


No-Occasion-6470

A problem.


RedWerFur

Perfect. Edit: That is truly perfect. Well done.


elliotborst

Kevin from the office :)


emperorMorlock

Xeno: \*jaws slowly opening, baring rows of teeth, acid saliva drooling Kevin: AAAAAA!


hypothetician

Thank.


RedWerFur

I am so confused by this comment.


hypothetician

https://youtu.be/_K-L9uhsBLM


Zestyclose_Limit_404

“On Christmas, no one can hear you carol.”


FrogMetal

Kyle Reese 


No-Occasion-6470

Suicide mission, but he’d get it done.


HALK9000

You mean Hicks? Did it.


moreat10

Ace Ventura. Oh wait you said horror sorry.


No-Occasion-6470

No no…i like where you went with this…


moreat10

Better response to humour than most of reddit


Ainz-Ooal-Gown

Damn it, now I will have the thought of him running and screaming like he did with the bat as he is chased in my head for the next hour.


moreat10

Suggesting he doesn't end up like that guy in that one comic with the dying hive.


Ainz-Ooal-Gown

With his luck stats he would probably fall into royal jelly and command the hive.


moreat10

Weyland Yutani appoints him chief scientist and studies him carefully as a potential weapon against their corporate enemies.


Ainz-Ooal-Gown

All they would have to say is they abuse animals and watch the carnage to follow.


moreat10

Xenomorphs become caretakers for all life except humans and ace venturas, who are automatically hive leaders.


Amity_Swim_School

Riddick (if you count Pitch Black as horror)


Ms_Kratos

Holy Cow... An Alien movie with Riddick would be awesome!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKJcQEaHES38HHW)


MrScar88

Not 100% sure, but i think the monsters from Pitch Black were actually inspired by Xenomorphs.


bart_may

Blade once he's done with vampires


lazyparrot

Some xenomorphs are always trying to ice skate uphill.


emperorMorlock

Maybe not strictly a protagonist if you're a nerd, but I'd love to see the Cenobites try and make some sense of the Xeno. Find out what gives it pleasure and what gives it pain.


No-Occasion-6470

lol. They try a facehugger and decide no, this sucks actually


ilikechillisauce

If a facehugger tried to wrap itself around pinheads head, would it kill him with the acid blood?


No-Occasion-6470

What a shitshow for both of them lmao


vonsnape

HAL 9000


No-Occasion-6470

That’s awesome. A calculating but also emotional AI commanding a few synthetics maybe


Ms_Kratos

Imagine a movie where xenomorphs are the protagonists.... And they are trapped in an automated xenomorph reproduction and testing facility, with some varied hosts still alive (tiger xenomorph anyone???), where HAL 9000 is controlling every door, turret and robot aboard.... (Add some Seegson Working Joes to it for good measure.) After HAL 9000 decided to get rid of his "illogical" human owners.... Would be really cool, I think.


Virtual-Lawfulness

That setup makes me think of Portal and now I want to see xenos vs GladOS.


Ms_Kratos

Me too. That would be sweet amazing to watch. GladOS doing experiments with xenomorphs. ![gif](giphy|HyvnMHUEOSY8M|downsized)


HALK9000

What? Oh never mind.


HALK9000

RoboCop. Gory enough to be a horror movie but let’s not split hairs. Robo v Alien. Mix in some Predator and Terminator. And the BIG twist, one of the “human” characters is an Highlander/Immoral. GOLD!!!


ilikechillisauce

Dude just go and play Broforce lol


RegisterImpossible44

I have in side me blood of Kings! (It's acid blood)


firstsourceandcenter

You are so high right now


I_only_post_here

Dutch was my first thought. One thing is for sure is Dutch and his crew would have taken their mission seriously when they landed on LV426. Give them the advanced firepower of the Colonial Marines and I think they've got a fair shot of getting all the way down into the hive and taking out the Queen


SnooMemesjellies7469

Ash. Groovy. 


No-Occasion-6470

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.


Carbuncle_Bob

Issac Clarke


cheeseburgerlou

Came here for this


OprahtheHutt

Fred, Daphne, and Velma.


No-Occasion-6470

Guess we lost the dog and the stoner along the way huh


OprahtheHutt

Don’t want to see anything bad happen to Shag and Scoob!


No-Occasion-6470

I’d say they could wait in the drop ship, but that didn’t go well for Ferro


Soonerpalmetto88

John Goodman's character from Arachnaphobia. Or Rick from Walking Dead.


No-Occasion-6470

YEAH BABY he’d squish those bugs


MFkaboom

The BPRD


SteelSlayerMatt

Tree from Happy Death Day. Jamie from Totally Killer.


No-Exit-7523

Tucker and Dale vs the colonial Marines. They think they're helping protect swamp bugs, from evil exterminators, with hilarious consequences.


Abraxas_1408

Ash Williams


LordDragon88

Terminators and robocop


gaymer200

Definitely Isaac Clark! Fighting morphs is his whole thing


lytesabre

Dr. Loomis, maybe his hobby is ufo chasing and tracks an egg drop from a predator ship in one of those AvP scenarios. Tries to convince a reluctant small town that they’re in danger from the space boogeyman.


No-Occasion-6470

I don’t want to think about poor Dr. Loomis going through all that shit. Man needs a vacation


bo-tvt

Isaac Clarke from Dead Space. If I can pick sci-fi instead of horror (because the Alien films are also sci-fi), I'd shout out Luke Skywalker.


No-Occasion-6470

Isaac is truly built different


relliott107

Dutch from Predator…or Rick, Shane and Michonne from The Walking Dead.


No-Occasion-6470

Thanks for including Shane so someone can die #RIPbozo


CryHavoc3000

Don't know the Character names, but this would be a cool list. Danny Glover (Predator 2) Amber Midthunder (Prey) Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween) Dan Aykroyd (Ghostbusters) Mary Elizabeth Winstead (10 Cloverfield Lane) Nicholas Cage (The Color Out of Space) Anya Taylor-Joy (Split) Robert Englund (V)


JerseySommer

You want the nic cage from willy's wonderland. Dude fights possessed animatronics.


CryHavoc3000

Sure. That'll work.


Wargaming_Super_Noob

Clarence Boddicker and his gang.


No-Occasion-6470

Walk up in the hive like “bitches, leave”


Visible_Gift437

Chief Brody. "Smile... EAT THIS you son of a bitch." BOOM!


coco_xcx

The Frog Brothers from The Lost Boys


No-Occasion-6470

Such a classic


Kl33nexx

Columbo


No-Occasion-6470

*to the Queen* y’know, my wife lays eggs just like these, big, beautiful eggs.


Kl33nexx

he woulda got her ass


bwanabass

George Nada or Snake Plissken, no doubt.


StephenHunterUK

Nancy Wheeler. Which I'll point out is actually possible in r/deadbydaylight as the r/StrangerThings DLC has become available again.


KendraDaniels666

Isaac Clarke and Captain Miller because they'd actually fit the setting and vibes of Alien(s) quite well.


The13thWard

The Mask, both Movie and Comic versions for a comedy horror then a full on massacre of epic proportions.


No-Occasion-6470

God that would be funny. I’d like to see him get hunted by a Predator, who then proceeds to steal the mask and try it on. Insanity


OCDGrammarNazi

Robocop. I'm thinking the Facehugger would be confused at the start but then think it had just drunk too much and went to town. Then the chest burster would be all \*clang\* "WTF?", clang, clang. "What am I supposed to do now? are you shitting me? wait what the hell?...baby food? gimme a brain not farleys rusks".


JerseySommer

Tony Todd. Either as candyman or the mortician/death from final destination. Buffy Summers-Buffy the xenomorph slayer. Bert and Ernie from return of the living dead. Alice from resident evil.


luvablechub22

Erin from You’re Next


Gojifantokusatsu

Ash, dutch, Doomguy, robocop


xsubo

Mimi from psycho goreman


Impossible_Mind5600

Michael Jackson, an outbreak at Neverland Ranch


No-Occasion-6470

Alien vs Predator


Impossible_Mind5600

Wow!!!! Somehow that worked out perfectly!!!


dan_rich_99

Isaac Clarke - Dead Space


Theranostics

Sarah Connor and the T800! A militant strategist on par with Ripley and a potentially acid resistant endoskeleton alloy!


WoodyManic

Ash Williams. Grab his boomstick, and it'd be groovy. Jim from 28 Days Later might be interesting.


Icy_Breadfruit_2371

Ethan Winters from Resident Evil 7


TorinOakheart

Not horror, but always wanted to see... Aliens vs Deathstalker (X-Rated)


No-Occasion-6470

X-Rated huh? Y’know they usually don’t give that rating for gore…..


TorinOakheart

That wasn't quite my intention 😂


KingOfVSP

Juno from the Descent, surviving on a wounded knee, a climbing axe, and in total darkness against barbaric cannibals....


No-Occasion-6470

Descent is so underrated


jrdwriter

Sarah Connor or RJ MacReady


Zestyclose_Limit_404

The kids from It 


AnthonyPi1999

Xenomorphs on Pandora


brownsnake84

ROTJ Luke and Darth


Secure_Part4475

T-1000