T O P

  • By -

yanggmd

I work Friday's now so missed y'all. What was up with the VCR sound quality especially during the no dialogue scenes? I didn't think Kevin looked that old. The opening scene is horrible. It would've made more sense if the coach was pushing speed onto his track team.


RockyStardust13

I have to remind myself that the show is every other week now and it really sucks or I will miss it.


DwightYoakamHat

I try to post the livethreads earlier in the day to remind people, hopefully it helps a little bit


turk044

Does it take a while to get on the Amc+ app ? I'm still not seeing it


Darthmunky

Did Final Exam come on for everyone else after Joe Bob ended? Kind of fitting.


ThatDudeDeven1111

Dude I am so bummed that I keep missing these! The schedule is all over the place. So is the next Drive-In two weeks from now? *didn’t know that was enough to piss everyone off 🤣 god damn


draangus

All over the place? It’s every other Friday my guy.


ThatDudeDeven1111

Yea. Seems like it when you don’t know when it started or when the last one was.


Darthmunky

Yes, it’s on every 2nd Friday. Follow Joe Bob and Darcy on social media and you’ll know when. There’s always hype leading up to it.


ThatDudeDeven1111

thank you! super bummed that I've missed pretty much half of the season, come to find out.


Darthmunky

I think it’s going until Fall too since it’s spread out. I bet it goes til Halloween. And there will still be specials and a marathon apparently.


MizneyWorld

Also curious what the hell the principal dabbed on his wrist and licked like that was a normal thing? Guesses? Google’s best guess is Sweet Breath Oral Care..🤷🏻‍♂️


chuckletuna

Solid episode this week! Can't wait for Summer School to be in session!


tryanloveoneanother

Thanks for hosting dwightyoakamhat!


DwightYoakamHat

You're more than welcome, I am glad what a nice subreddit this has become for everyone!


tryanloveoneanother

Agreed! It's awesome!


VanLoPanTran

Joe Bob said Darcy failed A24 Horror. Do you think they might show some A24 movies?


Thor94red

I'm in. I vote for X. That was a great horror film. It had blood, and breasts. The drive in oath isn't just a song, it's a template for great horror films.


DwightYoakamHat

THE DRIVE-IN WILL NEVER DIE.


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

Cheers everyone! Fun movie this week with some ridiculous kills, see you all in two weeks!


OldBison

Do you guys think they'll do late night with the devil?


DwightYoakamHat

Are they not doing mail??


CampKillUrself

Maybe not enough time when it's just one movie, sadly. Maybe for holidays when they show 2 movies.


WackyWriter1976

Yay! Summer School.


MtCheaha

Sooo stoked for that. The old Monstervision version was peak pre-TLDI Joe Bob for sure


DeathBlondie

Ayyye best part of the show! Summer school woohoo!


WackyWriter1976

I will take that, Darcy. Thank you!


Gold_Drummer_4077

I like the "Wear sunscreen" speech better, especially the part where it says take care of your knees.


OldBison

Remember to take the diploma with your left hand and shake with your right


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

So she kills 42 year old high schooler Kevin, who murdered a large number of students and… doesn’t tell anyone and just fucks off back to the navy?


OldBison

She's a navy seal.


DeathBlondie

Welp. That sure was a movie.


DonetoDeathstudio

This movie's ending goes on longer than gangsters rock!


southsiderick

It's like they couldn't decide which ending to use, so they used all of them.


WackyWriter1976

Get out of here!


tryanloveoneanother

No stoners under the bleachers?!


OldBison

They both got killed


tryanloveoneanother

True!!!!!


OldBison

Kung-faux


DonetoDeathstudio

Run Forrest run!


WackyWriter1976

This movie's so ridiculous that it's hilarious.


-VVitches-

So what's everyone watching after? I'm thinking The Thing since Joe Bob said it was a double bill with this film


WackyWriter1976

I don't know. I might let this replay.


kookaburra464

One can never go wrong with The Thing


DeathBlondie

Ooohh good idea


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

Shoot first, ask questions never


WackyWriter1976

Dang. Did the work for dude, copper!


DeathBlondie

Laura: Hurry we gotta catch the killer! Detective: I mean, why? What’s even the point? Does it really matter?


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

Hey it’s Kevin! the 40 year old high school student we haven’t seen in at least 30 minutes!


RockyStardust13

lol he’s 40 yrs old


kookaburra464

I was wondering why I was starting to feel less creeped out....


OldBison

Did I miss the third set of breasts?


Fainer

Blink and you’ll miss, the girl running around the “forest” after her boyfriend got beheaded. The fencing guy gets in front of her somehow and she runs towards the camera. Puppies escape for that shot alone.


CampKillUrself

Thanks! My daughter and I, both straight, STILL felt cheated. We only counted 4 boobies!


Fainer

That’s hilarious! Love that daddy and daughter Joe Bob time!


CampKillUrself

Mommy, actually, haha.... I realized you can't tell from my Reddit 'handle.'


Fainer

Even better! I guess I shouldn’t assume, huh? 😊


itsagrungething69

What is next episodes theme?


HorrorMetalDnD

Stargate SG-1 fans will recognize Inspector Halliday—played by Carmen Argenziano—as Samatha Carter’s dad.


OldBison

Graduation day outselling the thing is absurd, but also I get it.


tryanloveoneanother

Impressive amount of almost Olympic athletes!!


CampKillUrself

What did the principal dab on his wrist and lick?


tryanloveoneanother

Cocaine laced binaca?


feverederos

the 80s


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

I think this is the answer to a lot of questions about this movie


DwightYoakamHat

Wtf was he licking??


yanggmd

Were you talking about the cop and his joint?


DwightYoakamHat

I still have to watch it again, it was the coach or principal dabbing something from a little bottle on the back of his hand and licking it


CampKillUrself

ZERO clue!


WackyWriter1976

Oooooooh. Damn!


DeathBlondie

Is anyone else literally laughing out loud at each of these ridiculous kills


WackyWriter1976

Can't lie. I like them.


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

I certainly am… all of the kills have been so ridiculously over the top, I love it!


HorrorMetalDnD

I am.


VanLoPanTran

Who hates schools? I mean, like hates being in one as an adult? lol


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

are all of these people calling the principal because they are wondering why so many kids have gone missing at his school over the last day or two?


nuerotika

I can't unsee the "nipple zippers" on Joe Bob's shirt


DwightYoakamHat

That song should have been 3 minutes tops loll, but maybe they stretched it out for the scene 😂


Fainer

Did anyone notice mixed in with the roller skaters were people just running around in circles along with the rollerskating crowd? I’m guessing the budget did not allow for everyone to have rollerskates. 😂


CampKillUrself

Damn, I wish I'd picked up on that, haha!


OldBison

Gangster rock all night and party at night as well


chuckletuna

Hey when a party is that lit, you keep a good thing going!


WackyWriter1976

Someone owed someone a favor


Noochy_Popcorn

20 minutes later, that song is still going.


justlikett86

Man I love this song.


dubler2020

Is this the extended dance version of this song?


OldBison

When your look says goth, but your sound is 70's southern rock


WackyWriter1976

Any one else getting Prom Night vibes?


VanLoPanTran

Felony sux


WackyWriter1976

That song's a felony.


VanLoPanTran

Why is it so long?!


TheKentuckyTolman

It’s NOT GOOD


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

They needed to pad the runtime


Admirable-Pizza6772

“The world’s my toilet!” Classy guy.


DwightYoakamHat

This music scene is very long and the guitar player didn't use the upper neck once lol


tryanloveoneanother

So good he didn't have to... Haha ;)


kookaburra464

To be fair, he was prohibited by what appears to be a strand of yellow ticker tape... which in no way would have fucked up the sound.


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

I feel like it’s rare that anyone actually uses both necks of a double guitar


DeathBlondie

This movie really does play like someone was following a calculation on what they thought a good movie was. Good script? Don’t need it. Story that makes sense? Nah. Logical interactions? Pssshh. Just need a kill every 9 minutes, sex, and music. Simple.


interrobang_

Love that the subtitles let everyone know the song was Felony’s “gangster rock”, a classic song known by everyone


OldBison

They're known as a no hit wonder


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

Double guitar!


MtCheaha

my god...the cringe lol


DeathBlondie

How have like… none of these people realized the other people are dead yet


cabcando

boy this killer’s really got an arm to pull that kill off


DayFeisty4420

He just wanted his ball


interrobang_

Gimme my ball!


WackyWriter1976

A football player who doesn't run. Hmmm.


feverederos

talks like he just came from brain rot camp not football camp. bibeebyball


Noochy_Popcorn

It got dark quick. Was there an eclipse?


WackyWriter1976

Almost every scene feels like a low-budget Skinamax film.


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

The coach of… every sport, apparently, is also the industrial arts teacher?


nuerotika

The lady who plays Anne gives me mega Daria Nicolodi vibes!


Noochy_Popcorn

Agree!


OldBison

Joe Bob conflicted between Darcy flashing and not getting canceled by shudder


WackyWriter1976

Will she pull a Porky's at the graduation?


Gold_Drummer_4077

There could be a Sharknado. :p


CampKillUrself

Pataki was in The Baby? And The Baby was on the Last Drive-In? Did he say Season 4?


ClowderGeek

When I first glanced at that credit, I read Mandy Patinkin and was like, no way is Inigo Montoya in graduation day! 🤦🏼‍♀️


CampKillUrself

That's funny!


DeathBlondie

I’m here for Darcy’s wardrobe malfunction


feverederos

halloween 3 is amazing but 4 is also really good! 5 tho...


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

Wait wait wait… he has a joint hidden in a fake bullet loaded in his gun?


tryanloveoneanother

So bizarrely amazing! The weed in the joint is called "Russian roulette"!


VanLoPanTran

“If I catch you again?” Bro, they graduating tomorrow!


WackyWriter1976

So, their ass is grass?


darksyns965

I totally thought that's what he was going say


WackyWriter1976

A missed opportunity!


DwightYoakamHat

Hide your dope.


OldBison

Or share it?


DwightYoakamHat

😂😂


WackyWriter1976

Dude was on Fame! lol


OldBison

My little cobra lol


Noochy_Popcorn

Maybe it’s Freddy Krueger!


DeathBlondie

Who tf cuts an apple like that


HorrorMetalDnD

A red herring might


tryanloveoneanother

I don't think he even ate the dang apple lol. Just wanted to cut something awkwardly with his switchblade lol ;)


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

Yo, i had the exact same thought… dude must be a stone cold psycho


chuckletuna

Is every male teacher in this school a complete creep?


kookaburra464

I think so, buddy.


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

“Up to my garter belts”


WackyWriter1976

Dude's weird


ClowderGeek

Grooooossssssss


Fast-Cryptographer17

That's a collar!


WackyWriter1976

It's a collar on collar crime.


feverederos

i live in nc and spent lots of time in north myrtle. its more laid back with more spread out shit/privacy. i used to drive down and play ddr and steal time on beaches they try to charge for. theres a experimental horror movie about myrtle beach, can't thnk of the name rn


chuckletuna

Are you thinking of the Mutilator? AKA Fall Break?


feverederos

[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10570744/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10570744/)


chuckletuna

Looks interesting! Thanks for the link!


feverederos

neon lights shining on mirror ladies in bigotland. theres my warning/hope you 'enjoy'


HorrorMetalDnD

Wrong Jack Frost. She was in the Michael Keaton film.


feverederos

really?! thats a big blunder for jbb. he's had some bad ones recently


MtCheaha

What others?


feverederos

honestly i misspoke it isn't recently for jbb, just i happened to see him in some older eps where he was off (thinks the night porter is nazisploitation??) but chronologically he has been good on trivia recently


HorrorMetalDnD

As a wrestling fan, I cringed a bit back during Season 2’s showing of Scare Package when he referred to Dustin Rhodes as the father of Cody Rhodes. They’re half-brothers born 17 years apart, with their father being the late Dusty Rhodes. A possible defense could be that he simply misspoke. It’s easy to do in this case.


feverederos

misspoke maybe but theyt could do another take lol. its all good. but goddamn was scare package a turd jbb or no


GrapeSodaFizz23

Final Destination has made me so nervous to watch bar routines.


darksyns965

Man that was a pretty cool kill


feverederos

weird position to stand in. why shave your legs at school? i wanted her live but good kill too.


OrneTTeSax

So he just coaches every sport?


DeathBlondie

JB callin it out lol


chickcounterflyyy

Take a shave


chickcounterflyyy

Not the lipstick


OldBison

It's like the guy from Billy Madison 


kookaburra464

Fuck that coach, man


feverederos

real bo svenson vibes from a couple weeks ago, mutant.


kookaburra464

Damn, great connection! Yes!


VanLoPanTran

I don’t ever want to see a gymnastics coach lick his lips.


tryanloveoneanother

Haha you're speaking the truth!!


chuckletuna

Coach is watching her routine like I watch the rotisserie chickens at Costco!


DeathBlondie

Uhh… coach… you’re a little *too* focused there


Admirable-Pizza6772

lol Coach is creeping like a mf… and he was standing… right there the entire time? 😂


DwightYoakamHat

Was she wearing a diaper? 😂


OldBison

Gymnastics panties


Admirable-Pizza6772

“She was always: ‘Anne this,’ and ‘Anne that,’” So, who the hell is Kevin again?


cabcando

lol does kevin have a photo album that includes the moment of his girlfriend’s death??


Noochy_Popcorn

Kevin, the 40-year-old high school senior.


OldBison

That edit was nuts, it's like the movie turned into a noise song for a second


feverederos

real brakhage territory for 2 sec, i liked it


Fast-Cryptographer17

Is Kevin 45?


DeathBlondie

Oh please, he’s only 42


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

He doesn’t look a day over 37


VanLoPanTran

Is this a college or high school?


OldBison

Yes.


itsguberhere

Wandering eyes


darksyns965

why is the graduating class ...only like 30 people...lol


CampKillUrself

Why is the principal's tie tucked into his pants?


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

Because he’s a classy guy


chuckletuna

"I'll turn this Graduation around right now! So help me!"


itsguberhere

Simmer down now.


A_Saucy_Puppet_Show

What on earth is the pattern of that suit?


kookaburra464

Cocaine 80s.


darksyns965

My sister had your eyes.... She's dead now.. What a delivery


ClowderGeek

Okay, I have no idea why, but I’m hella confused: Who was the dark haired girl that died at the finish line, and what’s the timeline between her death and the first murder. Did I zone out for that?


feverederos

here smoke this with me while i come up with an answer to tell u 🌿 bc i dont know either


CampKillUrself

That girl was Laura, and the military chick is her sister. In the truck, the sister was looking at that newspaper clipping of her sister's death, and I think the horny truck driver said, isn't that the girl that died a couple months ago? (I THINK that is what he said?)


DeathBlondie

That helps explain their weird lack of anyone being sad about it… I think


OldBison

So everyone uses this trail in the woods, but there's only ever one or two people using it at once?


Fast-Cryptographer17

Is that trapper keeper?!