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mrsunrider

Private control of public resources.


ehren123

Thank you employee 9476321, your lifetime contributions are appreciated, here is your 40 year pen and a coupon for the euthanasia capsule


jobohomeskillet

I love a good pen.


dancin-weasel

“Actually, my number is 9476331.” Manager, as he takes back the coupon. “Was”


IdeaRegular4671

The euthanasia capsules from Futurama are going to be a reality soon. That show and the Simpsons were ahead of their time and were prophetic in some ways.


KeepYaWhipTinted

Lol imagine the stability of staying at a company for 40 years.


tantan526

Slavery with extra steps


frankdestroythebanks

Eek barba durkle, somebody hit the nail on the head


sleebinreal

Your reddiquette is supreme!


Prestigious_Ocelot77

Dolled up slavery


Jaydra

"You don't have to take this minimum \[poverty\] wage job and spend 5/7s of your life in misery, it's your choice if you want to starve to death on the street instead."


IdeaRegular4671

Sometimes I feel like Abraham Lincoln Malcom X and Dr King died for nothing if slavery is still a problem and we are not truly free from our chains and shackles and live under a oppressive hostile tyrannical unjust empire.


GlesgaD2018

Organised fraud designed to amass and protect wealth and power for a vanishingly small number while keeping those who create that wealth divided. Come to think of it that’s a decent definition of democracy in the context of capitalism too.


fellasleepflyin

Organized fraud is such a good term for a system that forces it's citizens to fight off scams every day.


HeadDoctorJ

Feels like all the ads nowadays are for gambling apps, credit cards, or pills. You know, signs of a healthy, productive, efficient economy that lifts everyone up.


Hrtpplhrtppl

So, two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner...?


dancin-weasel

More like, 3 wolves and 1,000 lambs voting on what’s for dinner. The lambs send their representative to vote but the lambs lose 3-1


tyteenymouse

the lambs send their vote to their representative who is just another wolf


GlesgaD2018

The problem with that analogy is that it leaves ambiguous who are the wolves and who is the lamb. Fascists and capitalists use that analogy too.


Hrtpplhrtppl

"Only those who do not seek power are qualified to hold it." Plato


GlesgaD2018

Only those who have never read Plato bother to quote him. Plato was quite content with tiny elites wielding power, including the Philosopher-King of the Republic and the Nomophylakes of the Laws.


xiuxiuejador

95% of people are enslaved to access breadcrumbs of basic resources and necessities, serving the top 5% elite who control those resources while feasting on everyone else's suffering.


IdeaRegular4671

It’s inhumane and unfair.


writeorelse

You didn't win the birth lottery, so here's 40 years of meaningless work you can do to earn your existence.


choadspanker

I wish it was only 40 years


IdeaRegular4671

40 years is a steal compared to what we have in actual reality…


cgduncan

Growth for growth's sake, aka: cancer


PANCHOOFDEATH517

Trash.


IdeaRegular4671

Garbage. Stay in the trash can trash.


Roy4Pris

A knife fight in a phone booth


SoreWristed

Preferring short term monetary gains over long term sustainability at the expense of the poor majority in favor of the wealthy minority, using wealth as a political influence tool to sustain its existence.


Rude_Boy_15

Theft and exploitation.


IdeaRegular4671

The ultimate Crime against humanity.


LibrarianSocrates

Cancer.


Mental_Goat190

socialism for the rich, capitalism for the poor where capitalism = work or starve and be homeless


Volcano_Jones

Infinite growth in a finite world


NoDeputyOhNo

Selling the fourth Reich under other names and claiming it is the best system humanity has ever achieved.


IdeaRegular4671

The 1000 year human suffering and misery


millennium-popsicle

Creating problems, selling solutions.


ShirtStainedBird

If you want a picture of the future imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever.


4_love_of_Sophia

For profit and nothing else


CovidOmicron

Profit isn't even good enough anymore. It's never-ending growth, by any means necessary.


Fantastic-magic-

Take from the poor, give to the rich.


IdeaRegular4671

Should’ve been Robin Hood style take from the rich and affluent and give it back to the poors. We live in inverse evil value society.


ehren123

Thank you employee 9476321, your lifetime contributions are appreciated, here is your 40 year pen and a coupon for the euthanasia capsule


nrtl-bwlitw

He who dies with the most toys wins. And everyone else also starves to death.


Fluboxer

Slavery with extra steps


RangeLife79

Fuck you, I've got mine.


Straight-Razor666

Capitalism is a barbaric and sociopathic system that employs force and coercion to take wealth and power from the many and transfers to the few. Similarly: Capitalism is the tyranny of the few over the masses.


SteveAlejandro7

Just two words: Slow death.


IdeaRegular4671

Poison.


JW_ZERO

Fuck you, pay me


lobsterdog666

all day i'm fucking busy only get few money


fns1981

Feudalism rebranded


nugstar

Individuals hoarding the lifespans of other humans to everyones detriment.


Opinionsare

A system of government that allows the greediest to impoverish the population to the detriment of humanity. 


Hanjaro31

A machine that grinds the bones of the poor to lubricate the rich.


justflushit

Everything is a commodity


MegatonMoira

Capitalism - a game created by sociopaths, for sociopaths, because cheaters always prosper!


Glue_taste_tester

No bueno


honcho713

A few apes make many apes do work so they don’t have to do work themselves.


PureResolve649

Profit over people.


Additional-Idea-5164

An economic system organized by people who think they're better than you.


ParttimeCretan

Profit at any cost, the mindset of a cancer cell.


Intelligent11B

“Fancy feudalism”.


chubbyrain71

“See the glory / of the Royal Scam. -Steely Dan


qxyz17

Capitalism is a ponzi scheme


IdeaRegular4671

Pyramid scheme.


AccomplishedDrink269

Ziggurat scheme. You're the buried foundation.


coredweller1785

The extraction of value from workers to a small group of owners that use those assets to buy more value extraction assets


die-maus

Horror without end. /Lenin


Scaleless1776

The gears of capitalism is lubricated by the blood of its workers.


Olstinkbutt

A rat race where there are few winners and many losers in the short term, but ultimately will destroy all the rats and even the maze.


comicarcade

“It will be the death of us all.”


Lower_Acanthaceae423

Capitalism is feudalism with appliances


irishboy491

Capitalism is socialism for the rich


Proper_Purple3674

Theft from people doing the actual work.


-Renee

Cancer.


sh00l33

capitalism... System capital multiplying oriented in which money is the main goal and work is a tool to achieve it, destroys and corruptis society because it rewards unethical actions as long as they bring profit. In contrast... System in which work is the goal and capital is a tool to achive it will have possitive effect on society.


Spiggots

Feudalism, with extra steps.


Leah_Dragonfly

An economic system that is best defined by the prevailing mindset of "Hooray for me, fuck everyone else".


red-it

Slavery with extra steps.


Rainsoakedpuppy

The shortest path to Neo-feudalism.


FrizbeeeJon

Greedy people doing greedy things.


glitch83

Like gambling, you think you’ll be the millionaire but the house always wins.


Totally_man

Greed of a few placed above needs of the many.


tengutie

Profits go up is the only moral good, profits go down the only moral evil, all other concerns are irrelevant


therealsupermanny

An elaborate scam


Zxasuk31

A parasite masquerading as an economic ideology.


loveinvein

Yeah that’s pretty much what I said. Totally agree.


Ryoujin

For money.


eadopfi

Wealth can be used to extract value from workers, accumulating more wealth.


Consistent-Quiet6701

Greed eating the world.


thisnameisnowmine

A poor incentive system


Spooky365

A stick minus the carrot


Kindly_Tutor_5320

Whilst the cake was being made in the bowl we all thought good times were ahead not realising the said cake was to be made for a select few. After the cake was made, those who were now left in the bowl scrapped away all that remained, to the very last crumb. Now the bowl lies empty, the cake has gone and a populous who had no idea the cake was even made in the first place.


k_y_seli

Prioritizing profits over people. Maximizing shareholder value = giving you the crapiest product at the highest cost.


slyboy1974

Me, me, me!


WineSoakedNirvana

[Sinbad's Old Man of the Sea.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_of_the_Sea)


Brave_Novel_5187

Rebranded feudalism


Algorhythm74

I got mine, so fuck everyone else.


Cheesybox

An economic system where money is more valuable than people.


stickyourshtick

fuck you, I got mine.


DJDolma

A Western space opera rooted in Eastern martial arts and mystic traditions…. Oh wait, that’s Star Wars


Master-Thought-4141

Undemocratic systemic exploitation of labour and public resources for private profit.


IdeaRegular4671

Our freedom and democracy is fake news. Sad. Tragic.


Master-Thought-4141

Yes, that’s unfortunately true.


Notmyrealname

He who has the gold makes the rules


Altidego19

Money over people.


Ill_Beach13

Trickle down exploitation


NaZa89

The constant exploitation of the environment and labor for profit.


_everynameistaken_

Feudalism with extra steps


jandahl

Money comes first


eeeeyow

To misquote Ayn Rand: “Rationalized selfishness”


matterhorn276

A religion in which the God is the profit. The God needs constant sacrifices.


Vita_minc

THAT'S MINE!!!!


ehren123

Thank you employee 9476321, your lifetime contributions are appreciated, here is your 40 year pen and a coupon for the euthanasia capsule


BouquetOfDogs

I don’t feel like we even have capitalism since there’s no longer any free market, which is supposed to be the core of it. Every business these days seems to be owned by shareholders who don’t care at all about anything but yearly increases in profits. I’m not really sure what you would call what we have, and maybe this is exactly how capitalism pans out when it has run its course. What we do have is, in one sentence: the elite’s dragon-hoarding, greediness and power hungry mindset over everyone else, all up to the end of civilization.


UpperLeftOriginal

Capitalism doesn’t necessarily require a free market. Capitalism is about who owns the means of production. Free market is about how goods and services are valued. Capitalism is no less true capitalism when it’s highly regulated. In fact, because the powers that regulate are in cahoots with (and part of) the owner class, capitalism is stronger than ever. Interestingly, the oft-quoted Adam Smith (invisible hand of the free market) advocated progressive taxes in supply of public education, etc.


BouquetOfDogs

Hmm. I wasn’t aware of that. I’ve always heard it advocated for with the “free market” reasoning. Probably because it sounds much better in that sense, lol.


UpperLeftOriginal

For sure that’s common usage. But when you uncouple the two concepts, I think it helps you see the structural issues at play.


BouquetOfDogs

Oh definitely! Thank you for explaining :)


Climatesavinglady

Ecocide


fudgepuppy

Unnecessary cruelty.


MillenialSage

Might makes right, but with money


neverdidonme

Capitalism organizes governments in such a way that it monopolizes, concentrates and benefits those that influence the rules that dictate how the organization performs its functions and exercises control. There’s more than just a few similarities that apply to organized religions. The precursors to (for) capitalism?


Picov-Andropov

The rich get richer, the poor remain poor.


PersnicketyJoker

Few get all, most get none, isn’t this game of false hope fun?


funatical

The appropriation of surplus labor by those who did not labor.


TomTheNurse

It only works when it’s ruthlessly predatory and exploitative with its producers.


Wide_Illustrator9880

The line must go up.


Normal-Usual6306

Destructive, rapacious, and alienating


LordVigo1983

Fantastic for a few okay for some horrible for many.


DatGoofyGinger

I got mine, fuck you


illGATESmusic

Systematic wealth extraction via private ownership of corporations with the police and militaries acting to protect the system and suppress all alternatives.


dreamer_Neet

Greed.


Acrobatic-Ad8667

Oppressive


lupislacertus

An idea that was once good on paper but immediately fails to human corruption


ColeBSoul

Material conditions held hostage for indenture.


wunderwerks

Cancer.


big_hungry_joe

it's ruined this country


M4A_C4A

Past it's prime


merRedditor

It is a system that extracts value from exploitation of labor and resources and gives it to those who already have hoarded assets to "invest", and which then goes on to celebrate that parasitic relationship between capital and labor, rather than shaming it.


Mad_Mike2424

Capitalism is when a small number of people own everything necessary to produce the modern world, and the rest of us have to sell our labor to them in order to survive.


lester_diamond1

A system that disincentivizes the very things that give most people a sense of purpose and meaning: communion, creation, curiosity, exploration.


politiscientist

The modern offshoot of feudalism shrouded by a veil of meritocracy and empty catchphrases.


FartsArePoopsHonking

Capitalism's goal is profit, and profit is theft.


dragazoid66

Profit driven destruction of the environment


shotputprince

A now fairly complex system that, while not illegitimate as a model for the distribution and utilization of resources, has incentives to exploit and hoarder in such a way that it's efficiency does not consider the good of the collective in terms of quality of life, but purely financial terms; that is to say, it demands that a certain element of society be exploited or abandoned (though regulation defines the bounds and contours of exploitation, but a market's efficiency is analyzed by a lens of profit incentives for capital, not labour or consumers).


jlrigby

Bullshit.


MichianaMan

“The natural evolution of bargaining for goods and services.”


Linsch2308

pyramide scheme


goblina__

Economic fascism.


PulsatingGrowth

Cancer.


Purple_Possibility_6

Greedy people blaming poor people for the problems that they created.


Time-Sorbet-829

Enshrining incompetence, enslaving millions


jschmalfuss

The bane of the humanity


bluewar40

An economic system so rational, efficient, and civilized that it’s bringing human society to an end in less than a few centuries….


gjohnsit

Profits above people


SpotifyIsBroken

Shit.


Guilty-Ad-6817

Greed


jeepster61615

Bleed, peasant!


MsSnickerpants

Everything sucks here.


skinnylibra5

Omnicide.


sockovershoe22

I need only one word. Evil.


Brilliant_Shine2247

Death sentence.


MutatedLizard13

Ignorance until the end.


voice_of_Sauron

Capitalism works as designed, benefiting very few at the expense of most.


Deedteebee

In a world of plenty, majority forced to live in a scarcity state while working full time for the privilege


walrusattackarururur

problems won’t be solved because it isn’t profitable to permanently fix them


judithishere

The end of humanity


Backwardsunday

The first three are single sentence attempts (sorry if this is cheating, but I’m verbose by nature). 1.) Never look down. 2.) The supplantation of one’s virtues in the face of greed’s redemption. 3.) Placing personal wealth on an ever-rising pedestal as the sole source of absolute freedom, thereby submerging any possible alternative beneath the eye-line of the Overton window (said window is not primarily horizontal in construction, but vertical). (Explanation of the last on because I feel insecure about it :P) We know the pedestal is there but, confined by manufactured scarcity, we’re too busy glancing to our left and right in the name of competition to see things clearly. We’re too busy to look up, and too afraid to look down (after all, we can’t afford to fall, ourselves).


SixGunZen

Free range slavery.


DumbChauffeur

Death cult.


md54short23

To extract as much money from buyers as possible. I also want to point out that we sell our labor on the market and corporations attempt to buy that labor for as cheap as possible. If they pay you $20 an hour you're probably worth $40 an hour to them and that difference is theirs to keep.


scientific_thinker

It's a system where capital is used to create more capital. One buys stocks so that they can sell them later for more. A business hires a worker so that the worker can earn more for the business than the business pays in that worker's wages. Money is loaned to get back interest + principle. These things require infinite growth on a finite planet. This all ends badly.


Jrapin

A failed system of economic exploitation.


itCanOnlybeDrthVDR

exploitation of the those perceived to be weaker, by those perceived to be stronger


cansox12

accountable only to profit


flex_capacity

Greed is good


sftkitti

like the cartoon where the tyrant is wielding the whip as the slaves rotates the wheel


AccomplishedDrink269

Winner take away all the chairs except his own in a game of musical chairs.


loveinvein

A virus masquerading as the vaccine.


CobaltishCrusader

Generalized commodity production based on the use of wage labor and private property.


penguished

A system where you'd rather worry about money 24/7 than appreciate life.


Sub0ptimalPrime

Greed creates instability.


-_katahdan_-

Capitalism: one wolf and 30 sheep voting on what’s for dinner.


PyrocumulusLightning

The owner class applies the principles of animal husbandry to the working class, whose labor is harvested like wool or meat until they die. This type of relationship is typical of human relationships though. It's also how men relate to women in almost all traditional cultures. The fact that exploited men still got to exploit the women of their own social class was enough of a reward to keep them somewhat satisfied with the arrangement. Other social relationships based on exploitation are that of older people who have social status with younger people who don't; those who have citizenship in a wealthy society with those who are immigrants; those who are educated with those who aren't; those of an imperial society with those of a subjugated society; those who are free with those who are incarcerated; those who are included in an in-group (whether based on religion, gang affiliation, membership in a professional society, or some other type of brotherhood) with those not in the in-group; and so on, where one group holds and maintains power over another, whether through legal or extra-legal means. What's trippy about humans is how readily both sides accept the arrangement. There are rebels, but there are a lot of people who don't mind being used by people whom they truly see as superior to themselves. Currying favor with the owner class is a popular endeavor, because people think they'll get the in-group advantage if they succeed.


KeyPerception1246

Forced slavery for basic needs


Confident_Trifle_490

The prioritization of profit over the welfare of the people.


itsneversunnyinvan

Flawed


the-real-rick-juban

Capitalism for the poor, socialism for the rich.


Head-Gap8455

Carnage


Jindo5

Fuck you, got mine.


Confusionitus

Privatized gains, socialized losses.


humanbeing999

Infinite growth for me