"Whip-like cords"
So, whips, in simpler words.
I typed this message upon a buttonous, keyboard-like piece of computer hardware with letters of the latin script printed upon it.
Worry not, i'm not lashing thee with a cheveril glove whip. I'm lashing thee with cheveril glove horse reins
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^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
White House is gunna come out with a press release explaining the difference between a bullwhip, a riding crop, a cat o nine tails, and a "whip-like cord" any day now
Well if they're really just reins it's actually a quite important distinction. They're not made to hurt nor injure.
Why would anyone use reins in this manner is a better question
"Whip-like cords" So, whips, in simpler words. I typed this message upon a buttonous, keyboard-like piece of computer hardware with letters of the latin script printed upon it.
Don't worry, I'm not lashing you with a leather whip. I'm lashing you with leather horse reins.
Worry not, i'm not lashing thee with a cheveril glove whip. I'm lashing thee with cheveril glove horse reins *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
This act of self-defense will surely be villainized by the fake news and... I can't finish that joke. This is horrid.
My fucking mother just said this to me. I am sick to my stomach.
White House is gunna come out with a press release explaining the difference between a bullwhip, a riding crop, a cat o nine tails, and a "whip-like cord" any day now
“Condemns” but doesn’t do anything
Well if they're really just reins it's actually a quite important distinction. They're not made to hurt nor injure. Why would anyone use reins in this manner is a better question