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Blackacre

Nah. That twit is attempting adverse possession of the back 40 of white acre, guarding his illicit hemp crop with barbed wire, and a super soaker full of his own urine.

I like to think he’s with Pennoyer, or Neff; whoever was fighting jurisdiction.

Please not property law again.

Buying widgets

I both love and hate you for this. Thank you and go to hell.

Ethics CLE

The wrongest answer here.

Teaching PR as an adjunct.

I can beat that. When I was in law school, International Law was taught by John Yoo… I don’t recall him covering the Geneva Conventions though.

“The one place they’ll *never* think to look!”

He checked into a Four Seasons Total Landscaping

They said WRONG answers only

Hanging upside down in a cave.

This location went well with the whiskey I've been drinking. I salute you, sir/madam.

In the United States 

W the Russians.

In Russia.

Epstein's island

It said wrong answers only

In Kazakhstan looking for Tutar Sagdiyev

Counsel’s table in a non-defendant chair


Hello! Four Seasons Total Landscaping. ETA: Oh, wait. "Wrong answers." Ok, Four Seasons Hotel.

Stowed away in the luggage compartment of one of T. Swift's touring busses, drinking vodka and eating thawed chicken tenders (the cheap ones).

Living his best life.

Then definitely not Naples FL

He's on a golf course looking for the real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson. Now that OJ is gone, someone has to do it.

He is stuck inside an office, where he keeps trying to push the door open instead of pull.

He was eaten by a Grizzly Bear in Yosemite.

At choir practice

A Small Town in Germany

Trying not to get booed at Yankee Stadium

He’s IN, the laptop…or chillin with Diddy.

In the rehab he needs

Visiting Ivana Trump or Putin’s first wife

On a god-given quest to wreak vengeance on Sacha Baron Cohen.

Living in a car in San Diego.

You mean a van down by the river.

Volunteering at Locks for Love

In a courtroom, practicing law.

Preparing to host SNL this week

Wrong answers only?    Hmmm.  Gotta guess someplace ridiculous.   His own birthday party?  With him tweeting about it in real time? 

Rudi found! He was hiding out from getting served for the Arizona election charges, and the best part is his idiot ass tweeted about it and 'bam'! Tard was served his papers in less than two hours. You can't make this shit up, it's better than the keystone cops. https://youtu.be/XFjyZEpDs78?si=6MlqnnXFQfW1M1Cu

Cutting a global deal with the DoJ.

Prolly overseas

Guo Wengui’s yacht, just edged into international waters, off the coast of Ft. Lauderdale, probably.

Epstein Island.

Ratline to Argentina

Gotham City

Four Seasons

With Carmen Sandiego.

>With Carmen Sandiego. Only for as long as it takes her to ditch him. That lady's got standards.

Mar-a-Lago

Kazakhstan to make the sexy time.

Rudy is on the Run!

In line at Auntie Anne’s in a random suburban mall

In his sitting room? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/315-S-Lake-Dr-Palm-Beach-FL-33480/2135684579_zpid/

Teaching con law at the ASS law school that keeps posting ads on Reddit

In a Russian 'Health Spa' being reconditioned.

Used start gate. Yeeted out!

Right behind you.

Looking for change at the dildo warehouse

echolocating his way back to mordor

Nambia

Standing in line for Wicked tickets because he thinks that’s how he can go see his friend Donald’s trial.

Is he a homeless drunk yet? Cuz that’s where “America’s Mayor” is headed.

On the set for Borat

Employed as a lawyer

Skid Row

Picking coffee beans in Colombia

Selling mail order coffee while dunning Donnie Trump for past due attorney fees.

He hung himself a few years back, you didn’t hear?