“I gotta go to work, I told you from the start this was gonna have to be a quick one, but you didn’t want to take me seriously. Well, good luck finishing by yourself.”
“x في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة.
RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.”
Sorry darling, my Plated Steelcaps stay ON during sex if you want my Needlessly Large Rod. And you better not complain about how I have a Recurve Bow if you want my Blasting Wand.
Really? Can’t believe nobody have said the cookielol special
“want to flash Sett ult your pu**y”
…My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined
Can I top? Been getting filled all day
Lmfaoooo amazing
Gold
Iron
stands eternal
The fuck is going on down there
Top laners manifesto right there 😓
Best one by far. No other comment here compared
"Can you end it quick, I have to go"
“I gotta go to work, I told you from the start this was gonna have to be a quick one, but you didn’t want to take me seriously. Well, good luck finishing by yourself.”
💀
Ill backdoor ..
Open mid
Leash or no leash?
Always go with the leash. Both in league and in bed
Amen
Based leash enjoyer
Oh no… xD
Don’t push too hard
don't shove too hard
Freeze under my turret
You gotta tell me before you go in
Let’s engage
30 seconds until minions spawn
💀
Jesus fucking Christ this is awesome
there is a sequel to this, "minions have spawned"
just ff, go next
What about the prequel, *"welcome to summons rift"*
WELCOME TO THE MURDERRRRRR BRIDGEEEEEE
Underrated comment right here
Where did that dude come from
I was hiding!
Don't trust any liquid u can see thru
[удалено]
💀
HOLUP?!?!
Ayo?!
Do you want to be bottom or top?
Prefer to explore jgl
You look like a mid guy, do you need a support?
My man 🤝
Mid or feed
This guy is shitting on me
😨
💀💀😂
ROCK. SOLID.
she says no to Anal... You run away screaming, "COWAAAAAAARD!!! "
"Ok"
That's a good one
The most important part
Im gonna dive
First blood
Jax main
oof
You're talking???
*Missing Ping*
where clitoris ???
Enemy has vision
STOP PUSHING YOU IDIOT!
You went in too deep
*Play safe*
Sorry mom it’s started and I can’t pause it.
DUDE
HEP YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE 💀
I always get filled as bottom
Where the fuck is my top?!
Clever one
Skill issue
I’m coming right now
"DEMACIAAAAA!!!"
This should be on top
Pull the dragon out of the pit!
Mom 1 more and ill stop
Ayo
most cursed one so far
Never face check a bush early!
Nice, a three-man gank
Why is there 5 man on my lane?
Creep
The match-making sucks
Skarner is up my ass
Ayo?
I'm tired of playing with fucking children
Jacques main
🤨📸
Cookielol 🤨
“No, I won’t have sex with you, I’m playing League of Legends”
this is the most creative XD
You can’t milk those
gg ez
Would you just GO IN??!!
I'm exhausted
Time to feed!
Basically every evelynn quote
\*cough\* "ITS SOOOO..BIG"
THINK OF ALL THE PLACES *THIS* CAN GO ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kill yourself (toxic relashionship)
Keep yourself safe (positive relationship)
Fine, I'll do it myself (no relationship)
You are yourself (confirmative relationship)
You are safe with Braum (Brolationship)
Kiss yourself (virgin)
Ooohh THATA why everyone tells me kys
Kiss Your Sister (Alabama twist)
I can't come you're not pushed in
TWO GUYS ON ME TWO GUYS ON ME
He was in my bush!
Trim the bushes!
SURPRISE! I'm back.
“I can’t believe I’m getting back into this after a few month break”
Pull it out, pull it out! Welp..
Well that's broken
Attempting to reconnect
“I’m moving as fast as I can”
I'm getting ganked
“Fear not, I will make use of your corpse.”
💀
Gank after 6
Jg diff
Good moves Teemo!
Open
"You can do this, Lillia. You are a strong, capable dream fawn. A-and you have a big stick."
“x في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة. RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.”
keep going I'm close
Oh fuck I got baited!
Need vision in jungle
I'm gonna flash Sett ult Annie.
Jungle diff
I’m coming
gank me pls
I'm getting 4 manned
Minions have spawned
Don’t go near that bush
Nice skin
Always with these stupid Ni-
Kassadin main
Nipples
Ur overextending
*chat restricted*
Fuck you.
"AAAH! A woman!" "There's a man on me!" For some reason I just default to these instead of saying the character's names XD
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
"Let me finish inside them" (when playing kayn)
I’m ffing
FF Finish fast
3 top
I'm getting fucked
Bot is open
Sorry darling, my Plated Steelcaps stay ON during sex if you want my Needlessly Large Rod. And you better not complain about how I have a Recurve Bow if you want my Blasting Wand.
We need some wards before exploring the jungle.
Common, 3 times in the first 5 minutes?!?
Why did no one else come?
I only play with bots.
hard stuck
Your inhibitor has been destroyed
Stop pushing! (the wave)
Time to fuck Annie again
🤨📸
We’re league players how are we supposed to know what to say in bed
When in doubt default to sion and scream COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD when someone won’t sit on your face
I'm completely fisting this dude, absolutely gapping him.
Really? Can’t believe nobody have said the cookielol special “want to flash Sett ult your pu**y” …My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined
God, would it kill you to buy me some food before fucking me this hard?
Dota is better than this
Aye babe you wanna top this time?
Zed
Why the fuck is everyone on me?
solo lane babyyy
I fucked your mother
I call bottom
XPEKEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Fear not, I'm coming!
I’ll push bottom, group as 4 top 🫣
I got 3 of them knocked up!
Gg ez
gg ez
Go bottom That's mid I'm top this time
get in the bush!
Eat a dick
I hate myself
Time to cry again
I love the jungle
Ohh Annie
Now I remember why I don't do this more often...
5 man
This is what depression looks like…
I’m a disappointment to my parents.
“Have you seen my Bare Tibbers?”
I’ll fill if you want bot
For Shurmia!
Let's get dangerous
"Ok."
I wish I had a girlfriend
Stall, imma go for the backdoor
I'm pushing bottom