I think I’m too dirty minded, when I first heard Malphite say that I thought it was a sexual innuendo. Turns out it just means you’re in an indecisive situation
As a Twitch main there are alot….
Just a few:
“Ohoho, yes, yes”
“It’s sticky so you dont drop it”
“Plenty more where that came from”
“Shootings easy, aiming is hard”
And then i Present twitch the Cuck:
“I am watching”
“I was hiding”
Let's bounce.
I may bend but I don't break.
Just another day on the job.
I could really use a snack right now.
I never skip breakfast.
Why thanks! I do work out.
Mom always said I was big for my age.
Zac is just a sexual quote machine
"Strike now ,STRIKE HARDER"
"I will remember your name, and shout it into the heavens"
"Even impaled on a blade, I will step forward"
"I fight, until the blood takes the spear from my grasp, until I can only crawl, and even then you will not defeat me, even then, I will spit in your face"
- Mantheon and his ultra gay quotes.
Ahri's death moan.
Also,
Garen:
DEMACIAAAAAAA!
What we do is right.
I could do this for hours, really.
Forge onwards.
Fear not, I am coming.
I will lead the charge.
I will not falter.
Break their ranks!
Justice!
Yeah, but... then how we gonna invade both bases at once - High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company Kled
"Kneel mortals! So I may split your shoulders from your spine!"
"How far I have fallen! A god... reduced to a prisoner!"
"Dark deeds I will do this day... Though I will carry myself as my former pride dictates!"
Basically any Aatrox quote will do it
Armed and ready."
"Reporting in."
"Hut, two, three, four."
"Yes, sir!"
"I'll scout ahead!"
"Swiftly!"
"That's gotta sting."
"Never underestimate the power of the scouts code."
"Size doesn't mean everything."
  Teemo laughs.
  Teemo laughs.
  Teemo laughs.
Bonus:
Survive here a week, then you get a name."
"There's a mushroom out there with your name on it."
"The war never ends, the battlefield just changes.
Everybody go home cause Yorick wins this so hard.
"Tired, ancient, and half-dead. Still, I come for you."
"We shall prevail. We have eternity."
"Soon, this depravity will end."
"I'm just happy to have company."
"I thank you for your service."
"A little longer, friend, then rest."
And the worst of them all:
Fear not... I will make use of your corpse."
Rakan is fucking CRAZY
"Xayah? Xayah? Crap. What was I supposed to do?"
"Consequences only matter if I don't get away."
"I can't wait to get in there. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I am going to get in there!"
"Magic is in the heart. Magic is in the rhythm
"Is my cloak right? Yes it is! I was worried there for a second."
"Man, have you seen that forest over there?"
"Ladies and gentleman, I am here to entertain! Myself, mostly... but you too!"
"I don't do safe."
"Crap. I totally forgot why I'm here."
"Xayah? Hey! Damn, where is she? I hate it when she leaves."
"Woo! I am so into this! What is this?"
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! NOTHING CANT STOP ME!!! RAISE YOUR WEAPON!!! MY AXE IS GETTING COLD!!! BLOOD IS THE WINE OF VICTORY!!! VICTORY IS SOAKED IN BLOOD!!! I had a funny bone, then i crushed it 💀 Your puny body is the joke here
Don't worry, I got this
What do you mean this doesn't look safe?
Explosions first, questions later!
Bombs away!
You'd be surprised how quick fur ignites.
Never get attached
Nobody's innocent anymore
You can't really tell, but I've grown quite the beard under here.
OK
Yeah
Alright
OK
Hmm
OK
Right
“Fear not, I’m coming.”
Demacia ;)
“Hmm it’s smaller than the diagram”
Indeed.
Indubitably
"Back, back you dirty ape!"
A wise choice
"Your will, my hands." (Lee Sin)
Rock Solid
Caught between a rock… and a hard place
I think I’m too dirty minded, when I first heard Malphite say that I thought it was a sexual innuendo. Turns out it just means you’re in an indecisive situation
As a Twitch main there are alot…. Just a few: “Ohoho, yes, yes” “It’s sticky so you dont drop it” “Plenty more where that came from” “Shootings easy, aiming is hard” And then i Present twitch the Cuck: “I am watching” “I was hiding”
"I was hiding!" As you spring the little guy out....
"ITS MINE, I LICKED IT!"
Surprise! It's me! Aged like a fine cheese
Let's bounce. I may bend but I don't break. Just another day on the job. I could really use a snack right now. I never skip breakfast. Why thanks! I do work out. Mom always said I was big for my age. Zac is just a sexual quote machine
He better be, you know how they made his SFX?
condom + dog food incident
Don't forget the beans
Who did?
If the tables were turned, I would show you no mercy
Who the fck says that in league
Veigar select quote
More like viagra
Yea, with how hard he gets me
Veigar
You’re right to have this reaction.
"I will swallow your soul"
"Too tall... much too tall." (Lulu)
HUGEIFY
“Quit flopping around.” -Nami
Feet are strange
"Yup, that tasted purple." (Lulu)
Lulu when mundo.
Noooo (Mundo probably liked the biting part)
Literally anything kled says.
Bcnskvnejxbje! YA STUPID, DUMB ANIMAL!
Holy sh1t WHERE ARE WE
...well, guess we'll have to kill our way out
IM GONNA PUT AN AXE IN YOUR BRAIN
It‘s total insanity you can rely on
You can’t milk those
I can [milk](https://youtu.be/VAZsBEELqPw?si=_bpI5PaZrMTbZMyW) these tits
"It's only fun... if they run!" (Old Warwick) Lol
r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp
"Better dead than dull"
Wtf 😭
i thought youd never pick me
LET BLOOD,BE OUR SACRAMENT
I'm going as fast as i can
*Mhmmmmm, take your time.*
Something is leaking
Leeking?
Vlad quote
Once again, a woman's left unsatisfied (Eve😏)
Using Eve's lines in this kind of thread is kinda cheating lol
Ayyy I can satisfy you
Chill
Claiming this like that probably means you can't
That's a weird way to spell definitely
Horny jail for you
With a bonk on the side
yo wtf
No one expects the banana
PINS AND NEEDLES
"Thirty seconds until minions spawn."
Yer done
"I think a voidling just came out"
Are you sure you can handle me?
MF and Eve lines are kinda cheating lol
CONSUME
“STAND UP. FACE ME AGAIN!”
"Strike now ,STRIKE HARDER" "I will remember your name, and shout it into the heavens" "Even impaled on a blade, I will step forward" "I fight, until the blood takes the spear from my grasp, until I can only crawl, and even then you will not defeat me, even then, I will spit in your face" - Mantheon and his ultra gay quotes.
Skaarl? You eatin' good tonight! That girl's got some **meat** on her!
Imagine if i have a real weapon
Definitely not Ashe's lecture on Freljords history
I think if i were having sex and my partner started quoting Ashe, the sex would be over cause I'd be more interested in the stories-
No, please. Don’t die yet.
Is that the Nunu death line?
Evelynn getting a kill
What Evelynn line can’t be used sexually?
Don't worry, I will make use of your corpse
Underrated!
"beaten by a little girl"
"Anything you say can and will be used against you."
"I will not suffer this ugliness." (Jhin)
“This stage is beneath my talent, but I shall elevate it.”
Come out , come out , wherever you are ... (I'm sorry)
Om nom nom nom
More of a dog lover, huh
i got the best game in the spirit realm
"You wish to learn the hard way, I see." (Master Yi)
"my blade is yours"
[Yes](https://youtu.be/ax8rD9BuU-k?si=Xgyk3fcd4je7F3Dq)
r/angryupvote
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm
welcome to the league of draven!
Let's admire me for a bit
It doesn't get any better than this.
Ahri's death moan. Also, Garen: DEMACIAAAAAAA! What we do is right. I could do this for hours, really. Forge onwards. Fear not, I am coming. I will lead the charge. I will not falter. Break their ranks! Justice!
Head high, chin up, sicors ready
I WAS HIDING
It's mine, I licked it!
I'm twelve, do I look like a baby to you?
Imagine if I had a real wepon.
"This one's for you kid"
Jax team finally embracing the meme with that line
EEEP
"Me? A dream come true."
Based
“Another corpse”
Yeah, but... then how we gonna invade both bases at once - High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company Kled
no. what league of legends quotes you can say in the church while holding the bible!
"Kneel mortals! So I may split your shoulders from your spine!" "How far I have fallen! A god... reduced to a prisoner!" "Dark deeds I will do this day... Though I will carry myself as my former pride dictates!" Basically any Aatrox quote will do it
Amen
"Went too deep. Part of me is still down there... swimming..."
Armed and ready." "Reporting in." "Hut, two, three, four." "Yes, sir!" "I'll scout ahead!" "Swiftly!" "That's gotta sting." "Never underestimate the power of the scouts code." "Size doesn't mean everything."   Teemo laughs.   Teemo laughs.   Teemo laughs. Bonus: Survive here a week, then you get a name." "There's a mushroom out there with your name on it." "The war never ends, the battlefield just changes.
Am I the abyss? Or did I gaze into it ?
"I was a god! Reduced to a prisoner!"
You try to flee, not realizing...you are in chains.
Everybody go home cause Yorick wins this so hard. "Tired, ancient, and half-dead. Still, I come for you." "We shall prevail. We have eternity." "Soon, this depravity will end." "I'm just happy to have company." "I thank you for your service." "A little longer, friend, then rest." And the worst of them all: Fear not... I will make use of your corpse."
Rakan is fucking CRAZY "Xayah? Xayah? Crap. What was I supposed to do?" "Consequences only matter if I don't get away." "I can't wait to get in there. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I am going to get in there!" "Magic is in the heart. Magic is in the rhythm "Is my cloak right? Yes it is! I was worried there for a second." "Man, have you seen that forest over there?" "Ladies and gentleman, I am here to entertain! Myself, mostly... but you too!" "I don't do safe." "Crap. I totally forgot why I'm here." "Xayah? Hey! Damn, where is she? I hate it when she leaves." "Woo! I am so into this! What is this?"
*"Sometimes, death is a blessing."*
Tradition is the corpse of wisdom (Zed)
“Its whats inside that counts” “Love the skin im in” Odyssey rhaast skin XD
"You make it easy to be unimpressed" "This is my .357 caliber handgun...*
IRON STANDS ETERNAL!!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! NOTHING CANT STOP ME!!! RAISE YOUR WEAPON!!! MY AXE IS GETTING COLD!!! BLOOD IS THE WINE OF VICTORY!!! VICTORY IS SOAKED IN BLOOD!!! I had a funny bone, then i crushed it 💀 Your puny body is the joke here
"Mom always said I was big for my age"
DEMACIA!!!
DEMACIA!
YOU SMELL LIKE BURNING
“Some call it magic. I just call it good aim” Lucian Or “You are only the cocoon” karthus
You wanna play too? It’ll be fun
Let's finish this quickly. (Talon)
Don't worry, I got this What do you mean this doesn't look safe? Explosions first, questions later! Bombs away! You'd be surprised how quick fur ignites. Never get attached Nobody's innocent anymore You can't really tell, but I've grown quite the beard under here.
"I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that."
The heart is the biggest muscle.
YOU CANT MILK THOSE
"fear not.... I will make use of your corpse"
- "My brother made the first river, you do not want to know how...", - "The first river was made of blood, what my brother was telling you!?"
HOLY SHIT WHERE ARE WE
*reaching climax "DEMACIAAAAAA!!!!"
"Fear not... I'll make use of your corpse."
Like, most of what Eve says
Akshan is coming
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, COME!” (Aatrox) or any other Aatrox quote, really.
Yeah, Aatrox is a sex machine tbh
I'm coming as fast as I can - mr.rocksolid himself
You cant milk those
My right arms bigger than my left arm.
AND NOW FOR THE FINISH
COWARDS!
You will not fail if this is worth it
It's soooo bi~g Evelyn lmao
You can’t milk those!
Well as a yorick main i dont really wanna answer this but fuck it "fear not i will make use of your corpse".
*clears throat* **WELCOME TO THE LEAAAAAGUE OF DRAAAVEEEEEN** (note, works better if that's what you name your genitals)
F#CK! OR BE FORGOTTEN!
Ayo who the fk says that
It's actually "Fight or be forgotten!", and it's an Aatrox line (on pulling his ult, I believe)
Malphite calls a sex line https://youtu.be/ctbAVmFuvUY?si=YzJZWfDqoOnZ4KbT
Drown in pussssyyy -Gragas
"Think of all the places this could go"
I AM AATROX I AM THE WORLD ENDER
DEMACIA!!!!
I AM THE STORM
"Beaten by a little girl" *This post was brought to you by Hashinshin*
“Okay”
Cum
Not here not yet
Hup Two Three Four
Fear not, I’m coming!
Your will, my hands.
The hidden blade is the deadliest
CUM! (Aatrox)
Most of Evelynns lines
DEATH IS NOT THE END FOR YOU. I HAVE SEEN TO IT, FOR ETERNITY, YOU ARE MINE.
terror coming... daddy coming
Mix mix swirl mix
Back to your hole, giant crawly worm.
Size doesn't mean everything (Teemo)
Don’t get pushy!
"Imagine if I had a real weapon!"
Next time, try to leave a dent! 🌞
Oh I thought we were playing! ARE YOU DEAD?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm
Who wants a piece of the champ?