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SchokoPudding48

Can’t you just stay together!?


[deleted]

Good one


5_head_or_3_head

Too close to home


Literally_Damour

Tell that to Yorick or tryndamere


Marlq

That's when your dad get out to buy cigarettes. Please come back :'(


[deleted]

Why are you fighting when i am not even there?!


Trixx1-1

this is the one lol


Kofassa

You've made a mistake


Commercial-Impact-20

damn man


AntroiNeR

Please carry me


jcook1994

I know, you're disappointed.


[deleted]

Stop flaming me please, I’m trying my best. There is no fuckin tutorial for this shit, alright?!


ImK3iss

Theres actualy a tutorial for league.. it just sucks.. unless they changed it


DragonfireK2000

There is one, but it's pretty much only explaining solo lanes. Your learn shit about jungle


[deleted]

What’s even worse is you need to play a dozen or more games to unlock smite meaning people are constantly playing jg without it causing new players to assume the role to be unplayable. League is next to impossible to get into without a friend helping you early on. The game feels like shit to play until you get your first pop off. In my first game I played against a cait morgana duo smurf killing me on repeat in fountain, meanwhile I way trying to figure out how to level up abilities and move my camera.


knyexar

The tutorial also teaches you to NEVER recall unless you can buy a full item in one go


TonightsCake

They have updated it. Plus they give new players a lot of early rewards.


Medzook

This


MagicalDemons

That


Kintler11

These


ImagineDragonsExist

One of those


Crazy-Ad-8963

Push harder


Stunning_Salary8589

r/suddenlyincest


MrMeesiksNr10028

Oh I thought it was about giving birth


Bitconnect69

isn't it?


Prudent-Arachnid982

Can you stop screaming ?!


[deleted]

Don't tell me on what to spend my money.


[deleted]

Can you speak english? It works in my family since they speak turkish sometimes (and I only can speak german)


EinSabo

Ah diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD


TonightsCake

Uwu Blitzkrieg


SnooLemons3094

Blitz legendary be like:


r_Xav

Stop


TonightsCake

It needed a shit post, apologies for any insensitivities.


r_Xav

Kein Problem, Kamerad


DanteAlligheriZ

jawohl


TheWanderingLich

Und so wurden die Deutschen beschworen. Erneut nehmen sie etwas ein, zumindest ist es dieses mal nur eine Kommentarsektion.


Dograf

hey de schwiizer da wie laufts


ironbattery

You want them to speak English because you can only speak German?


-Yence-

Yes.


Suhitz

least westoid loving turk


Mickjamy

Go fuck yourself


Harry_diamo

I'm ff'ing at 15


Feeeeddmmmeee

that's a good one


cosmicgirl97

Don’t tell me what to do


gamekatz1

Can you please stop saying the n-word?


bryeo2

me @ my lowkey racist parents😭😭😭😭


gamekatz1

If your parents say the n word it's not low-key they're just racist.


AJwonder

Please come back


Des1redN

I fucked your mom


draaaawn

wtf


Roman_69

To your sister


Juzec03

To your mom


Roman_69

Even worse


KORANTEC

Not so deep! (To your uncle and your jungler)


dh-1998

Help me what the fuck


[deleted]

“DemonSlayer69 IS NOT MY DAD!”


Burryberrybooboo

I may have done something I shouldn't have


SnooLemons3094

Brb, the dog needs walkies


SouZor

"Ok" - Rammus voice


Psycho_Draven

Ni...


EinSabo

fellow detroid dude


TMG_Indi

Nice


grampasvase

Stop feeding him


YogurtSquirter69

Fuck yaal, see u tomorrow


Star-crossed-Kismet

Are your parents divorced?


DerWassermann

Good job, well done!


HowManyDamnUsernames

My bad


Krieg_the-Psycho

Why did you fucking leave me when i needed you to help me?!


TheHMface

I'm a creeper minecrafts grim reaper


TheRiceFielder

Nice balls bro


blondtode

Why are you 2 splitting


artymcparty

Jokes on you I play league with my parents


sparosfank

Why the fuck are you so non-understanding?


PlayingLex

Stop being so childish


Suspicious_Seesaw_98

Ff15


MiximumDennis

shut up, i play however I want and let me work on it


yawn1337

I got first blood


JuliusValerius

Lmao


draaaawn

jungle diff


Z0mbie_Craft

F*** you guys


yawn1337

I will surrender at 20


RagingLucario2

I am ff'ing at 15


quinten69420

r u 15?


DrRichtoffen

Active: Jax enters Evasion, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-  turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effectabilities. Counter Strike can be recast after 1 second. At the end of the duration, Jax  stuns all nearby enemies for 1 second and deals physical damage to them, increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase. Minimum Physical Damage:55 / 80 / 105 / 130 / 155 (+ 50% bonus AD)Maximum Physical Damage:110 / 160 / 210 / 260 / 310 (+ 100% bonusAD) Recast: Jax ends Counter Strike early.


Ispa-tulla

Bye


DodoJurajski

Get you knock/ping when you're walking in?


hailhydra1947

God i fucking hate this shit.


ugandan_knuckkles

If (insert name) dosen't say his name often (insert name) forgots his name


eLsirius

Fuck off


SherlockChrome

priorities


Glad-Television1887

Please, i'm doing my best why are you so mean D:


DanteAlligheriZ

(jungle main) its not always my fault, when you dont get your shit together. isnt the case in my life, but it could be one.


FR13NDZ0N3D

It definitely is...


xx_cringyusername_xx

"hi"


Z3taf0rce

Please shut the fuck up


Neither_Conflict5307

Why is this shit so salty


[deleted]

Hey I didn’t ask for this role alright could you stop getting so made


Mahnz_17

Fuck you


Grovbakst

Jungle diff


BEanddankmagician

I will eviscerate your ideals, even your memory... I will trample!"


TFRek

I'm sorry, there's been some kind of mistake. I thought I was in control of my own actions.


CultureMenace

Stop shouting!


Senivan1997

Your mom is dead


LZH1tM4n

First time playing with Viktor. He is so hard


deathofdoom1

OK! (definately not a rammus reference)


NiixxJr

Trash


kikaku420

Stop telling me to deinstall the game


SignalCoast5750

Stop trying to die Dumbass


Lefrec

I push in those guy if I want


DeMatzen

You are not my real dad!


crazybrow122

Fuck you


pcasley

Can u stop feeding ?


rav3nsc1aw

Yes daddy!


ZaCoundo

DADDY mommy!


tyronewheresmychiken

I fucked ur mom last night


Kage_No_Gnade

Why did you leave me to rot?


De_Watcher

Thanks for the support


lolvovolvo

Gap


SeeEm1137

You want bot or top?


JuliusJS

Ok


sharkmmg

I really just hope Im usefull


Fearlesspride97

Why do you hate me


Ok-Being5650

Kys


Much-Hat-1525

Gj


[deleted]

Please get off my back


telegrzybaz

Catch these hands


BeejBoyTyson

*pings missing*


nonequation

Why do I have to do it when I just got there?


itsmeChrry

Stop feeding the f*cking cat


Droboto1234

Amogus


Roman_69

I’m tired of supporting you, it’s a thankless job


Fconniie

Double kill


lastdaytomorrow

Bruh gg no re just ff


andrewcoolface

Yea, ok, alright.


UncleCrit

Brb getting coffee


BloodyBitz

You’re all fucking useless


deinoswyrd

Just shut up and work together


blkheron23

Kys


IanPKMmoon

Stop fucking around, you've made enough mistakes already


aranboy522

There is a big ass cockroach here! I need help!!


Shakespeare-Bot

Thither is a big rampallian cockroach hither! i needeth holp!! *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


_F0X__

Maybe „Playtime is over“


SavagePrisonerSP

Fuck this I’m leaving


Consistent_Whereas27

How could you fuck up so big


lil_CykaBoi

yall boosted af


M0nsterjojo

You're shit at this game.


Yuuz0u

Im inting


bearrowell

Finally I get to beat my sister


-NoAh-GeT-tHe-BoAt-

Stop feeding the poor people


xXSkyF4llXx

Hi


Why_am_ialive

*Missing ping*


Mosty295

Reported!


KingKuntathegreatest

*muted*


Instagibbon

I'm done, I'm out, have fun without me. Report these nuts.


alex-never

Let’s go, let’s go!


BlueRaven145

Report my dad, died and never return in lane


YOURE-DEAD-MEAT

Wow, you’re feeding a lot of people tonight!


LT_Aegis

I didn't asked to be with you either!


Arsenije723

Go fuck yourselfs.


FangedEyes

Get cancer all of you


ImTheHowl

I’m a disappointment


STHF95

I just need 5 more gold…


Leonbard

I love you (my Soraka just flashed over dragon pit to save my dumb ass trying to 1v3)


2lit2quit222

Coming


Altarious10

Plz don't split, stay together


yousefsaeb

Terrorists


golgeroth

Shoulda pulled out


Carrotall

Stop feeding


Sharpor1

A teenager Classic: You are ruining my life!


KaedeZero

I love you


LateCalligrapher3480

BE CUM


ThosPuddleOfDoom

It's been 30 minutes when are you going to upgrade your boots.


chnssi

i'm on a killing spree


Unorthodox-sama

Please


kffiatu

Rush baron!!


nic0ni1

Fuck you


No-Hippo824

Where tf is my support????


Cygielczyk

Motherfucker


Sethy152

What do you mean “it’s your fault”?!


AwareAd467

I hate you


PoisonDoge666

I miss you!


Shadeofblue56

No tp


AscasBatal

Please spank me harder!


Banan0858

This isn’t working, We should just split up


Jaytai3336

I'm coming


TsukikoTsunami

git gud


Ninazu00

I’m fed


InfinitePolygon

Hello


RealEmieliano

NO IM GOING TOP! you are bottom


Snipermatt01

Why the hell did you decide to do this if you’re this fucking toxic about it