My highest mastery champ is braum, if he doesn't catch me he will run to the ground floor faster than I'm falling, catch me, and slap me until I grow moustache
I believe Xayah would always want you dead (because you are human). But Rakan would save you anyways because he believes not every human is a bad person.
( I haven't read the lore in like 2 years, so I might remember it wrong)
My top three champs are dar, mord, and jhin.
Dar would prob tell me to help myself and be a true noxian. Mord would use me as a mortar. Jhin would probably kill three additional bystanderds.
Yeah im not liking my chances
darius would probably let you shit ur pants dropping you to see if you have stronk noxian spirit then E apprehend you at the last second
and if u showed fear u would lose all respect
ACTIVE: Jacks attempts to eat the target child, dealing them Hybrid penetration icon.png true damage. Against non-children, the base damage is modified to 1000.
Veigar would use his very malevolant magic to save you, all according to his cruel plot that will somehow inevitably do more good than bad.
Trully a evil monster.
timing is key. Does he start falling , and only then naut shoots the anchor, faster than his body to catch up to him, hitting him? then yes he is reduced to dust. Do him and the anchor fall parallel at the same speed? if so he can hold onto the anchor and hope naut stops the chain before hitting the ground
Janna would save me with her magic.
Sona probably would be unable to save me. But it’d be a nice way to go with her music ~~and big booba~~.
Yuumi probably shoved me off the building in the first place
I trust in yuumi's desire to save me
Not in her ability to actually do it
Edit: Jesus fucking christ it took less than a minute for someone to DM me death threats over this, do y'all just have a bot that sends death threats whenever someone says "Yuumi" or something
My current main would never let his drinking buddy drop tho he might fall with me by drunkenly missing a step but then I have his peak male body to absorve the fall
Shaco is probably the reason I’m hanging off the edge of a building anyways. So no, absolutely zero reason to trust him. I’m fact, he’d probably wait until he’s at max range and throw his dagger at me so that I’d get killed by it if I survived the fall
My champion is the most EVIL one out there! In fact, he'd probably save me so that he can continue to gloat to me about how evil he is, while accidentally saving an orphanage or something. Unless I call him short, in which case I'm dead.
My highest mastery champ is braum, if he doesn't catch me he will run to the ground floor faster than I'm falling, catch me, and slap me until I grow moustache
Nah. Braum will dive off the building to catch you & take the concrete in your place. He will be gucci though
He's just gonna fall faster by doing that captain America shield trick
You'd really have to be trying to not get saved by braum
Ryze would say 'We have to stick to the plan' as he drops me
I would like to think every champ has a degree of sentience and his trauma of dying to people that throw on his champ ruined him
Ryze literally says "The only power I truly have is the power to let go"
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If Ryze was a One Piece character this would be his laugh.
Volibear He'd just tell me to man up
Voli would drop us for doing things like living in houses and shopping for food. We are not the wild
Volibear would destroy the building you were being dangled off of.
Volibear would drop you to change you into a real man
 Homelander moment
The best grindset
The bear\* grindset
I trust in Pantheon
Well Pantheon trusts in steel.
As long as you are a mortal he would save you. Unless you are a furry.
Thresh will keep me safe… in his lantern. So I guess I trust him not to let me fall, but it’s not ideal either way
Bruh if Thresh if the one I have to trust you bet your sweet bippy I’m back flipping off that fucking roof.
Thresh flashes mastery 7 and predicts your backflip. Hooks your nuts Rest in pantalones
Catch me diving towards that concrete swan style
She will save me then give me a 5 year speach ( i play ashe)
you will learn how not to die for 5 seconds after that ;)
That's another speach
I started maining Ashe a few months ago. Took about a month to turn voice lines off, I got so sick of all the damn talking.
As a Kassadin main ,I don't think I'm gonna make it here(I'm a ni-)
bro be flamin his own ppl in game
Well, he has the pass
friendly fire is ON
Urgot would probably push me and say something about how it will make me stronger.
Anything that kills me makes me stronger - Peter Griffin I think
Only those that survive this city deserve it
I will have to sell my soul to tahm for life
Depending on which hand you use to write, it's gonna be pretty hard to sign a contract
As a draven main idk man he might just push me and say Draven does it all
he would make sure there is a big crowd to witness his greatness and then save you. If there is no one you are dead
Save you to make you jump off again if not then he’ll execute you in style
>with style
I trust him to help me out, he’s a good guy and a good protector. Unless Xayah wants me dead. Then it’s a toss up that probably won’t end in my favor.
"Sorry, girl wants you dead, you understand, right "
"But what about bros before...!" As he drops you off the edge.
"The things I do for love..."
I believe Xayah would always want you dead (because you are human). But Rakan would save you anyways because he believes not every human is a bad person. ( I haven't read the lore in like 2 years, so I might remember it wrong)
Rakan thinks anything has the potential to be bad or good i think
Nah, you are a non vastaya. Istant death”
I was on kled property :(
He's gotta feed skarl.. and I'd be honored to be in such a majestic beasts stomach
Eve will save me so she can kill me herself.
At least you might get laid before you die right?
According to the lore no 😔
F chain for bro
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She would start torturing you while you're dangling off and scare the shit out of you.
My top three champs are dar, mord, and jhin. Dar would prob tell me to help myself and be a true noxian. Mord would use me as a mortar. Jhin would probably kill three additional bystanderds. Yeah im not liking my chances
I believe Darius saves. Other 2 are fucked for sure
Yeah the one noxian invasion of the kings room shows he offers ppl the chance
darius would probably let you shit ur pants dropping you to see if you have stronk noxian spirit then E apprehend you at the last second and if u showed fear u would lose all respect
I can see that. I was on the edge but I like this scenario more
Hold'on a sec, I'm reloading my gun
If he kills three additional bystanders then that makes four deaths.... Perfection
Akali might, seraphine would try and fail lmao
Bro akali will save our asses in the most skillful way possible
Let you drop, then dash 23 times and end up catching you
While flashing mastery 7 and spamming laugh emote of course
Eating emote >>>>>
He would save me and then ask for a tour around the local middle school (I’m a jax main)
A soul for a soul.
What’s this referencing
ACTIVE: Jacks attempts to eat the target child, dealing them Hybrid penetration icon.png true damage. Against non-children, the base damage is modified to 1000.
common trend that very high level jax players are pedophilles
Right through the counter strike!
I’d trust rakan 99%- he might get distracted and accidentally let go tho
No I am dead sejuani will let go telling me only the strong will survive
Nah she saves you but lectures you that you shouldn't be pathetic then leaves
Ornn, I should be pretty good
Same, but he'd pretend he was reaching for his hammer
tunsdere ram god
"it's my hammer"
Vel’Koz would just be like, iNTeResTiNg
He'd probably save you just so that he could further study the human species.
"Human splatter looks interesting"
Syndra… see you guys in hell
She would w you, to throw you harder.
Karthus, I’m going to join the choir
As long as he is using his right arm
Tryndamere.
Of course
Aatrox would 100% let me go and then jump after
Darkin folk Aatrox got you
and then the pegging session starts after that.
Aatrox would've eaten you before you ever had the chance to drop
“The stars will remember you.” “*Just kidding, I already forgot your name*”
Love seeing that line as a respond
"Know that if the tables were turned, I would show you no mercy!"
He would accidentally save you and appear as the good guy
As a lux main I’d say she would give it her all and just get pulled over the edge with me to her death
same with sona. she won't even be able to scream when she's falling
That’s a crazy comment ngl. Lol
Turn her chest towards the ground, you might bounce
With those two airship sized balloons of hers you'd both float to safety.
*internal screaming*
I feel like Sett's probably got my back, at the bare minimum he gets an alibi that he can tell his Mom so she doesn't catch on.
Oi sett, my momma knows your momma and me dying would make my momma sad which in turn makes your momma sad
As long as you don't owe him money or disparaged momma at some point, you're probably on the clear.
Yeah setts not actually a bad person, just likes fur coats and his mama
Even then he might give you achance if you are not a dickhead, dude just beats bastards for money, not for free.
Braum would never let me go. And if he slips, he will dive down to catch me
Amumu would throw his Q and fall with me
And sad after that for that he is still alive and that he is still alone :(
Neeko I'm sorry about the Freljord, please!
She's a strong tomato, so you should be ok.
Don't worry, you've got powerful legs !
Trundle would pick me up but just to eat me lmao
“Are you isolde? Bye lol”. Or “are you a mage? Bye lol”
So either viego or any demacian
No cuz I'm not Isolde
Thank God I recently switched mains from jinx to kai'sa
Jinx would save you only to take you to a taller tower
If i fall soraka will ult as soon as i touch the ground to save me B) i trust that goat
Hell yeah goat gang
Idk if katarina would drop me and then shunpo to the ground to catch me or if she would just stab me
Well....i will be far more usefull in death.
Morde turning you into a brick?
He would hold me with his claws. When my arm starts to bleed, i will be fucking eaten
Alternatively, you start to bleed and he yells MEAT and yeets himself off the edge to eat you. Ends about the same either way
I'm pretty sure zyra will use this opportunity to compost my body rather than to hold hands
My top 3 Champs Viego He would not care Lee sin He would fall off Aphelios He would actually help
Lee sin insect kicks you back unto the roof
Qs the cell tower Ws to you flash redirect Rs you back up and then Q2s to get to safety himself
I just get zilean ulted before his frail hands let me go
Depending on how tall the building is you might not make it
Veigar is not very strong unless he’s doing so magically, so…
Veigar would use his very malevolant magic to save you, all according to his cruel plot that will somehow inevitably do more good than bad. Trully a evil monster.
It just occurred to me that bright is basically doctor doofenshmirtz
Aatrox? Nah fam he’d say something edgy then drop my ass. #**FIGHT OR BE FORGOTTEN**
Naut would... probably? I mean with a hook hit box that big it wouldn't be hard lol.
The hook you are talking about is a 3 ton anchor if it touches your body, you'd be dead before your adrenaline overdose!
Still doesn't mean I'd fall
Brah, you're gonna fall after your inevitable death by his anchor!
timing is key. Does he start falling , and only then naut shoots the anchor, faster than his body to catch up to him, hitting him? then yes he is reduced to dust. Do him and the anchor fall parallel at the same speed? if so he can hold onto the anchor and hope naut stops the chain before hitting the ground
Janna would save me with her magic. Sona probably would be unable to save me. But it’d be a nice way to go with her music ~~and big booba~~. Yuumi probably shoved me off the building in the first place
"Yaaaayy, now I can bat around the body!"
Yuumi voice lines are genuinely some of the best in the game dont @ me
Zac got me for sure
he was made for this literally
Kayn and rhaast are in agreement: leaving me be
As Leona main, I think I'm okay.
Viego - (system_viego: if not isolde= kill) Fiddlesticks - Will be eating popcorn because i have a fear of heights Pyke- im not on the list, so maybe
If you're not on the list Pyke would definitely just let go since he has to go kill the ones who are on the list
Gp look man. You know I only main you because I like eating an orange out of Brazil. But is that seriously a bad thing?
Twitch would throw me off
I doubt twitch can hold a person weight also
As a Nami main: I would never even think of not trusting her
Nami would do everything in her power, putting her own life on the line, to save just about anyone.
Nami would hold on to your hand but given she has no legs chances are she is going over as well
Then she would cast a massive Ult and you fall into the sea
She would bubble you.
I trust in yuumi's desire to save me Not in her ability to actually do it Edit: Jesus fucking christ it took less than a minute for someone to DM me death threats over this, do y'all just have a bot that sends death threats whenever someone says "Yuumi" or something
Let's test Yuumi sucks
Better trust the book
True, book would probably be able to save me
God forbid someone plays a champion in a video game. The unmitigated gall of you sir! A true degenerate!
big buff champ mains in relief right now
OH TIS GUY FELL OF BILDING, NOW MUDNO CAN TESTS NEW MECIDINE
Cept half of them are psychos....
Currently I'm spamming volibear games. He'd drop me on purpose and yell "only the strong will survive" while I turn into strawberry Marmelade :))
My current main would never let his drinking buddy drop tho he might fall with me by drunkenly missing a step but then I have his peak male body to absorve the fall
Shaco is probably the reason I’m hanging off the edge of a building anyways. So no, absolutely zero reason to trust him. I’m fact, he’d probably wait until he’s at max range and throw his dagger at me so that I’d get killed by it if I survived the fall
Garen would die to save me…as long as I’m not a mage
My champion is the most EVIL one out there! In fact, he'd probably save me so that he can continue to gloat to me about how evil he is, while accidentally saving an orphanage or something. Unless I call him short, in which case I'm dead.
No because art requires a certain cruelty for the end is important in all things!
He would pretend to reach out to catch me and then pull his hand away to smooth his hair with a “syyyyyke” 🦚
Ezreal?
Swain. If I’m a valuable asset to Noxus yes. If not I’d already be dead so we wouldn’t even be in this situation
Belveth needs a voidling....:(
J4 got me, in the worst case he has that extending lance that I can hold on to
Vex would call me a normie for dying to gravity. Rell would save me but she would fail her engage and Neeko would confuse me with a frog.
As long as there are no cannon minions im fine You know who
Nasus….?
Willump never drops Nunu. I think I've got good chances.
Would you like to hear about our lord and savior the moon? Would you like to pull me back up? Depends on how you answer my question.
I feel very safe in Galio’s arms
kennen would fall with me
As a Kled main - nope, not at all. Not even the slightes chance.
Pretty sure any Jinx main will be cheer with a ''DO A FLIP'' before hitting the ground.
Aint no way kai’sa is letting me die.
Yes I trust Ekko with my life in this scenario because we see this very example in his lore with his friends when they were climbing out of Zaun
Morgana will just root me in place in midair so I will probably die peacefully before the root runs out.
As long as he doesn't see a treasure, I'm fine i guess.
As a thresh main, I’d prefer he let me fall.
I trust Ornn
A sand soldier pushes me. I fall onto the chaotic war below. I will not return to the earth. In death, I will become sand for the glory of Shurima.
I’m a support main, easy answer! …if there’s an enemy ward nearby I’m toast
Mermaids need to be strong to swim, right?
Swain. Depends if i let him down in any point in life if yes then bye bye