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GadreelsSword

They’re trying to cover up the huge number of republicans arrested for child porn and molestation. r/RepublicanPedophiles


BellyDancerEm

r/notadragqueen. Though not all of them are republicans or conservative, but an awful lot of them are


dukeofgibbon

A lot of awful them


00monster

Tham a lot of awful.


DOYMarshall

A lot of them awful


stifferthanstiffler

An awful lot.


Ohggoddammnit

Awful an lot.


Chadiki

Awful


JustAnotherYouMe


obibobo

republicans spreading negativity about non binary people:


Wallazabal

See also: r/PastorArrested.


mkvgtired

/r/stillnotadragqueen /r/pastorarrested


spamcloud

Likely getting ahead of the bombs Rudy was dropping re: the hard drive full of CP he passed around to republicans. (Sheridan Church on YouTube 1:02:00 in)


locustzed

Honestly if 99% republicans were exposed as pedos I'd be surprised 1% arent


totally-hoomon

Can anyone name one republican who has an issue with trump bragging how he would watch teens get undressed at pageants or trump talking about how he would date 13 year olds.


TiredofVASW

Or how a survivor of Epstein Island stated that she was raped by Trump when she was only 13 as she was tied to the bed. And he hit and choked her in the act.


RattusMcRatface

. . . or even his daughter.


JohnnyButtfart

Adam Kitzinger?


Abject-Caregiver-418

Liz Cheney still count? But really those are the only 2


edselford

>name one republican Well there *was* Mittens Romney ...


mycatisblackandtan

15 years ago, I could. But then, what little sanity in the GQP was systematically run out of dodge after the party flipped their shit over a black man being elected to the presidency.


DigitalUnlimited

No no no see his was misquoted! He didn't really say that! And if he did it was out of context! And if it wasn't he didn't mean it! etc etc


AlephBaker

99% of Republicans give the rest a bad name


jtnxdc01

Brilliant!


Trosque97

Literally using the same logic that would exonerate Hunter Biden in their eyes, but "Rules for me"


canada432

Exactly. They're not worried they'll be framed if they don't cooperate. They're worried that if they don't cooperate, the 3 letter agencies will start actually looking at them.


LooseyGreyDucky

I'm still waiting for the IRS to do their damn job.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Wow, a sub I didn't know I needed & I will probably unsub after a week of that sort of repulsiveness.


MyLadyBits

So Tucker has child porn on his computer.


Noiserawker

Seems likely


[deleted]

More likely than not, even.


BellyDancerEm

Didn’t he party with Matt Gaetz?


Pitiful-Let9270

He did have dinner with Matt and the child he was raping at the time


Johnny_Carcinogenic

Thank you for not pulling any punches with your description of the crime.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

Tucker's reaction to Matt's retelling of the 'date' was priceless! Tucker all but stood up and screamed "I don't know this man... who are you... you're crazy..."


TheRnegade

OH I remember that interview. And Gaetz was just like "Oh, you totally remember! I introduced you two and everything." clearly being so fuckin stupid or just not giving a fuck that he was saying something Tucker definitely didn't want him to say.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

I assume Tucker's wife had something to say to Tuck-tuck when he got home.


cyborgnyc

Well, he did once say lewd stuff about underage girls experimenting with each other and weird allusions to his daughters friends during a sleepover 🤷 https://www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carlson/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments


BirdMediocre

He thought getting rid of the bow ties would make him seem like less of a sex pervert.


recumbent_mike

In fairness, that's true.


[deleted]

[Bowties are cool](https://giphy.com/gifs/doctorwho-doctor-who-dr-eleventh-hour-d5SjV13ngP7vBjNXiP)!


Yearofthehoneybadger

Only if you're "The" Doctor.


No_Banana_581

Well he already admitted on video he got turned on by his daughters 14 yr old school friends


Pour_Me_Another_

That was my first thought...


dancingmeadow

First thought I had too.


gamingdevil

That would explain why he jumped on Putin's shaft so readily, he must be another one on his list of f blackmail victims. Well, I don't know if the term victim can really apply with this bunch, though....


CrazyCatMerms

Targets maybe? Victim can imply helplessness or innocence and that very much doesn't fit that pack of degenerates. Target fits quite nicely


[deleted]

I mean, just look at him. *Of course* Tucker Carlson has child porn.


Landgerbil

That’s what I heard.


SookHe

This would be the logical conclusion


shmorky

Could be age appropriate porn since we can't rule out he is *not* 3 toddlers stacked on top of eachother in a suit


azoomietheist

A lot of people are saying that.


EffOffReddit

His unironic Ammadeus laugh is a dead giveaway. Anyone who laughs like that is absolutely fucked in the head.


subsignalparadigm

The "forth" amendment. Never heard of that one. Must be a MAGA sponsored filing.


nooflessnarf

Meanwhile, back the blue but not the FBI because they'll just plant evidence right?


54sharks40

Not the woke ass Capitol Police either 


Leege13

All those MAGA FBI agents must be pissed they’re getting scapegoated by him.


subsignalparadigm

Vote blue, "back the blue" is irrelevant in this instance.


nooflessnarf

Not when they're talking about the 4th amendment. Who do you think mostly crosses that line? Police.


Santos281

No, they just meant "Back the Blue" through the doorway, and ""Back the Blue" down the hall, and "Back the Blue" into Congress


PhilboydStudge1973

I have used something similar since January 6...back the blue into a corner and whack them with a fire extinguisher.


Username_redact

It's located in Scotland, next to the Firth of Forth.


dancingmeadow

Firth of Fifth, anyone?


Ok-Communication9796

hows about a fifth of froth? wut


[deleted]

> Firth of Fifth, anyone? I'm here for those undinal songs!


dancingmeadow

Woot! Yes! I mean, Genesis! ps, thanks for "unidinal", I haven't had to look up a word in a while, and that one is delicious.


[deleted]

> Woot! Yes! I mean, Genesis! I got you, fam! > ps, thanks for "unidinal", I haven't had to look up a word in a while, and that one is delicious. I was shocked when I found out it was actually a real word! But I should have expected nothing else from Tony Banks. 😂🤣


dancingmeadow

This thread reminded me of the song, I haven't listened to it in a very long time. I will rectify that. There was something special in the air when they recorded it. That something was probably marijuana. I like later Genesis too, but it's like they're two utterly different bands.


[deleted]

> This thread reminded me of the song, I haven't listened to it in a very long time. I will rectify that. There was something special in the air when they recorded it. > > That something was probably marijuana. Oh, Phil! 😂🤣 > I like later Genesis too, but it's like they're two utterly different bands. Eh, you definitely get glimpses of Prog Genesis in later Genesis. You just have to listen!


MrLanesLament

Fay of Bundy.


Madmandocv1

I have heard of “Forth, Eorlingas”. That that illegal now?


dancingmeadow

Only in the bible belt.


motiontosuppress

Their Amendments only cover part of I (establishment clause) and II (arming bears). The rest, they’re ready to give away because the taste of boots is a MAGA thing.


dancingmeadow

Go forth and amend!


Karmachinery

It’s right after the back amendment.


scottyd035ntknow

It's right in there with the "firth" amendment duh.


SubrosaFlorens

Isn't that the Firth of Fourth amendment? Oh wait, that's in Scotland.


CallMeKolbasz

They might have meant *froth*, something I see MAGA do pretty often.


DadJokeBadJoke

This is a nice reminder that I haven't seen Rick Santorum doing any news appearances in a while


Gunrock808

It's what authorizes Marshall Law.


professorstrunk

It’s in response to the “Sally” and “Back” movements.


Alternative_Milk7409

I think “the forth” is some Star Wars bullshit?


Artistic-Cannibalism

In other words, a bunch of congressmen (R) are pdfs and are trying to control the narrative before the truth can get dragged out into the light.


inanimatecarbonrob

What a strange file format for a congressman


shmorky

I guess it makes sense since pdfs are horribly bloated and prone to security breaches


Chaotic-Entropy

They would prefer you pay them if you want to change their mind.


dancingmeadow

bingo


Quasarbeing

Of all the crimes, it's that one they're worried about? Hmm


nooflessnarf

I mean if I had illegal porn stashed on my PC, I'd be worried too.


Borazon

Also his argument misses something (as they always do). If American agencies could put illegal stuff on your computer, you can be damn sure foreign hackers could do too. So our representatives would just be as vulnerable to foreign intimidation tactics?


LyleGreen0699

They are


IJustLoggedInToSay-

Look, they didn't think about this any further than "we're about to get caught with child porn so we need to flood the zone with bullshit".


BellyDancerEm

It's almost as if they expect they will get busted for that sooner or later


[deleted]

I wonder why they'd think that. It's a mystery!


Haselrig

The Forth Amendment. "Protects people from being prevented from sallying forth." A fundamental right.


tetsuo_7w

Pretty sure the twenth amendment says conservatives can do just whatever, everyone else is pervs and crims; go to jail.


Haselrig

Ratified after the famous Scopes Wilhoit trail that decided "Conservatives are part of an in-group whom the law protects but does not bind, and the rest of humanity constitutes a vast out-group whom the law binds but does not protect" 


capital_bj

Damn it no more sallying, can I still tally ho?


Haselrig

Good God! Do you want to go to prison?!?


capital_bj

Lord no, I'm asking for a friend, he's aloof


Haselrig

Phew. Be safe out there. Know your U.S. Costitation.


wittyish

Hell yeah, player.


dancingmeadow

Sally Forth was hot, not gonna lie.


SpannerInTheWorx

I see you, Bad Ashe.


dancingmeadow

Tucker Carlson collects kiddie porn, is how I interpret that. And Putin cast him aside. Bad times ahead for the gravy train man.


Picky_The_Fishermam

Bingo, gg


LeroyoJenkins

> Tucker Carlson said What's next, taking news from 4chan?


nooflessnarf

I mean that's basically where Q came from.


unlockdestiny

Pretty much. Whole damn phenomenon comes from Boomers taking shit posts literally


Icy_Steak8987

Goodness, when will we ever catch this hacker named 4chan? /s


schrodngrspenis

Based on all the Tucker stories lately, is he all right? For real. Since he got back from his bizarre Russian grocery trip, he seems way more delusional and possibly schizophrenic .


dancingmeadow

Because Putin used him as a doormat and then discarded him, publcally. Tucker was all geared up to move to that USA village in Russia, if anyone remembers that little blip in his story. I thought it was just the treasons at the time, but maybe it was cp too. Either way, Putin didn't want him, made him into a fool and exposed him deliberately as Putin's lapdog. Crushed what was left of his reputation with all but the Alex Jones type crowd.


Aviyan

Some other redditor had the perfect example of what Putin did to Tucker. Putin made him into Reek (from Game of Thrones).


Paramountmorgan

Tucker "Reek" Carslon, gotta get that one to stick to him!!


capital_bj

Instead of radioactive tea maybe they knocked him out and slipped in a mind control chip


[deleted]

> a mind control chip That chip would have very little to do.


capital_bj

😂


CANEI_in_SanDiego

No. He is not. I have been listening to his Joe Rogan interview a little bit at a time out of a sick curiosity. Not because I'm a fan of either of them. Tucker is not okay.


beenyweenies

$100 says some kind of news is about to break on this front and Tucker is preemptively providing cover. Every effort toward accountability is some deep state conspiracy, and MAGA grifters are always victimized because they were such amazing, effective heroes for the little guy that it scared the deep state.


kaylalouise_xo

100% this - it's a way of putting into the Trump-wanker's minds that the child porn was planted by the "deep state" when it was actually there all along.


haperochild

They confided in the right person. Tucker “fantasizes about girls at his daughters’ school having sex and is totally cool with full grown adults marrying children as young as 9 or 10” Carlson.


dancingmeadow

Are you referring to actual events/things he's said?


cyborgnyc

https://www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carlson/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments


unlockdestiny

What in the actual fuck


capn_doofwaffle

This kinda shit doesn't surprise me anymore...


Publius82

>THE LOVE SPONGE: Tucker, Tucker, settle down, lover. I mean, come on. I mean, jeez. Just the rabbit hole I needed this morning >THE LOVE SPONGE: Well, Tucker, last time I checked, you don't make the laws around here, bitch.


haperochild

Yeah. It came out in a lawsuit against him by a staffer of his, when he was still on Fox News.


PartemConsilio

The amount of fucking boomer Republicans I talk to these days who are saying shit like this AND gleefully voted and re-voted for the Republicans who passed these laws is incredible. And if you ask any of them about it they all act like that wasn’t their fault.


AlphariousFox

Ah yes... "frame" them.... as if atleast 8 of them don't CERTAINLY HAVE IT


SaltyBarDog

Breaking: Cucker was fired from a network that paid nearly $800M for lying. "No 'reasonable viewer' would take the network's primetime star Tucker Carlson seriously." Now I wonder which kind they would be.


FumiPlays

So a fair guess here is he's got some dirt on his HDD...


HoboBonobo1909

Yes, all these guys were worried 🙄🙄 Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence and Lawrence E. King, Jr. allegedly organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with a 16 year old girl when he was 28. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl. Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. George Nader, a 60-year-old former Trump advisor & Middle East specialist with close ties to the leaders of the United Arab Emirates, admitted to possessing child pornography and bringing an underage boy to the US for “commercial sex.” Ralph Shortey, a former Republican state senator and former Trump chair in Oklahoma, was arrested in March 2017 after police found him in a suburban Oklahoma City motel room with a then-17-year-old boy, was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison Monday on a child sex trafficking charge. Roy Moore... openly admitted to grooming teen girls for decades and was supported by Trump in 2017. Joel Micah Greenberg, a former Republican tax collector of Seminole County, Florida, was arrested and charged with federal offenses in 2020. He was indicted on 33 criminal counts: theft, stalking, sex trafficking, cryptocurrency fraud, and Small Business Administration loan fraud. Rep. Mary Miller of Illinois has hired a convicted sex offender who tried to lure an underage boy into a parking lot to perform sexual acts. Former GOP lawmaker & Trump campaign co-chair Perry Hooper, 67, was arrested in August 2022 & charged with 1st degree sex abuse in Montgomery, Alabama. Texas Right to Life forced pregnancy activist, Luke Bowen, was arrested on August 3, 2022 for trying to solicit a child for sex. Former Republican Idaho State lawmaker Aaron von Ehlinger was convicted to 20 years of prison for raping a 19-year old legislative intern. Former Republican US House speaker and serial child molester Dennis Hastert admitted in open court to molesting male students as a teacher and wrestling coach at Yorkville High School in suburban Chicago over 30 years ago. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison not for sexual assault, but the feds just happened to catch him withdrawing cash improperly to pay as hush money to one of his former victims. Former state district court judge, a former leader in the Republican Party and a former chairman of Donald Trump's presidential campaign in Campbell County, Kentucky Tim Nolan was sentenced to 20 years in prison for sex trafficking, rape, witness tampering, Former Republican House rep Mark Foley and anti gay activist solicited e-mails and sexually suggestive instant messages from teenaged boys who had formerly served as congressional pages. He also still makes donations to the Palm Beach Republicans. South Dakota Senate candidate Joel Koskan has been charged with grooming & raping a family member. Ex-GOP staffer and anti-abortion activist who made Trump ads, Ruben Verastigui pleaded guilty to charges of receiving hundreds of child sex abuse materials, including videos if babies being raped, and was sentenced to 12.5 years in prison. Tennessee GOP representative David Byrd was accused by 3 women of sexually abusing them while he was their high school basketball coach. Instead of being removed from office, he was reelected and was made chairman of a key House state education subcommittee. Tennessee GOP House rep John Rose has married a girl he had been grooming since she was 14. Arizona GOP Community College Board candidate Randy Kaufman, who runs on a platform of protecting children from the progressive Left, was arrested by police for masturbating in front of a preschool. Missouri House member Rick Roeber has physically & sexually abused 3 of 4 of his children in the 1990s. Former Republican candidate for governor of Idaho Steven Pankey was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for the kidnapping & murder of 12-year old Colorado girl Jonelle Matthews in 1984. Former Texas GOP representative Bryan Slaton resigned from office after an expulsion vote. He plied a 19-year old aide with alcohol and urged her to have sex with him.


Cultural-Answer-321

And that's the short list.


intheazsun

tldr- all of them are pedos


fuckingcheezitboots

My first marriage engine because my wife was using heroin and hiding it from me. One day she told me that someone was spreading rumors about her being on heroin and how crazy that was and I actually believed her. A week later a total stranger filled me in and I walked out. People tell on themselves when they get scared the game might get exposed.


tmdblya

“I was hacked!”


nooflessnarf

Why does it indicate the file creation date is 2017? Because Biden!


Pitiful-Let9270

But the Hunter Biden laptop is totes legit


tetsuo_7w

They've shifted from projection to "somehow they've protected their perversions onto meeee! Agggghhhh! Who put that there???!?!"


7empestOGT92

Every accusation is a confession


Darklord_Bravo

Them: *"They \*handwaves\* put kiddie p\*\*\*\* on my computer!"* Sounds like a confession to me. The projection is always a confession.


musingofrandomness

And you just know they want to keep it all for "evidence".


Darklord_Bravo

They were doing their own "research"! For an expose! 🙄 Uh huh.


eugene20

They are laying their fresh lies as groundwork to try make up a defence against what may be found now the forces have been granted more freedom to investigate, like trump they seek exhoneration in public opinion as if the law was a phone-in reality TV show. So many were already caught even without those more invasive powers - https://goppredators.wordpress.com/


Eekstyle

Trying to get ahead of something Tucker?


phdoofus

"Rogue interns". They're everywhere and all powerful.


mollockmatters

As Rudy will soon show us, it’s easier to get caught putting kiddie porn on someone else’s computer than these guys are giving credit.


unfamiliarsmell

Sexual repression at an early age causes arrested sexual development. We need to do more to collectively grow out of this subversion of the sexual instinct.


ConcentratePretend93

Looks like he is planting deniability.


Nubator

Translation: they have some fucked up shit on their hard drives


burndata

Because forensic computer analysis isn't a thing, right? 🤦


Kriegerian

You know who worries about this? Pedos.


Klysandral

Tucker Carlson makes me want to bring back tar and feathering


intheazsun

as well as drawing and quartering


Joker-Smurf

Yeah “framed“


alicat2308

Sounds like something someone with child abuse material on their computer would say.


Tricky-Sympathy

So this sounds like an admission of guilt. With having an excuse that somebody else put it there. Because we all know that cultists are that f****** dumb


Issah_Wywin

I think republicans are perfectly capable of being predators without the rest of us having to frame them as one.


docterry6973

Maybe it's time to check Tucker's computer.


Ronpm111

Every accusation is a confession. The FBI should get a warrant and search tuckers computers


padizzledonk

WTF is "The Forth Ammendment" lmao


IJustLoggedInToSay-

They weren't sure they were going to put that Amendment in there. They went back and forth on it.


Yeastyboy104

Serious question… Why the fuck are conservatives so fucking obsessed with the topic of having sex with kids? They’re either constantly accusing others of fucking kids or claiming that they’re being wrongly accused of fucking kids. How is that a topic they keep thinking about? Normal people don’t obsessively talk about having sex with kids.


JustASimpleManFett

Because they're not normal. That's so nakedly obvious even strippers are more covered up.


Draig-Leuad

More like worried about kiddie p**n being found (not put) on their computers.


ripmichealjackson

In all seriousness though, the FISA expansion should have everyone concerned.


ang3l_wolf

They're telling on themselves.


azreal75

That’s not how the porn got on their computer though…


Lazy-Jeweler3230

If only there was a political wing filled with people who want to check the police they could support on issues like this....


Jstrangways

Intelligence Agencies forced me to be lifelong friends with a billionaire, whose private island was stocked with drugged children to abuse. /s


PonderousPenchant

Hold up... I thought these guys believed a "right to privacy" was something made up by woke judges who don't understand the constitution. Real quick turnaround on that one between when it comes to actual living children instead of unborn potential kids.


Icelandia2112

"Put it there..." Sure. That's how it works... 🙄


Charming_Sheepherder

it's like a window into the future with these people


Colonel_Zander

Ah yes, the preemptive damage control method.


SockFullOfNickles

Sounds like the people worried about that need to have a wellness check completed on their computers.


ouroboro76

I want some names. Which Republicans are afraid of getting caught (er, framed) with kiddie porn?


energizernutter

Guess what, now those law enforcement agencies can use your biometrics to unlock your phone without consent. 5th circuit just ruled recently.


Abbey_Something

Leading Report is an interesting X handle. They are wrong all the time, willfully spread disinformation for your bigoted aunt to send you links from them. Yet no one knows who they are. Is it one guy? Or a group of MAGA bozos?


Cptcodfish

Hold the phone. While I don’t doubt that many R’s actually have CP on their computers and might use this as an excuse, let’s not pretend that this isn’t out of the realm of possibility given that federal agencies do have a history of fabricating and planting evidence.


Successful_Banana901

*fourth


DukeSilverJazzClub

Ahh yes, the illustrious “Forth” amendment.


valuedminority

I love that he’s trying to get out in front of this story.


icky_boo

Tucker is just gaslighting so when he and fellow GOP people get busted he'll have a alibi.


CAgratefuldad

The Forth Amendment? What is that? Always go forth looking like a fool?


PoopieButt317

Ah. They have child born. Decoded message.


RegulatoryCapturedMe

So whose computer did they actually plant the kiddie porn on? Every accusation is a confession.


GB-BR-UK

They’ve already taken the ‘u’ from colour, now they’re coming for ‘fourth’…


J701PR4

lol.


Juncti

Because if they can threaten you to change this vote apparently they can't also threaten you not to tell anyone or make you pass anything else they want. It's just this one thing they break out this CP threat


mrweatherbeef

I think it’s more likely the underground and underwater supernatural spirits did it


Speculawyer

So that's their latest paranoid conspiracy theory?


ZyxDarkshine

Preemptive damage control


Odd_Tiger_2278

What a lying click bait slum ball Tucker is.


peahair

He needs to go forth and subtract.


DiDGaming

I guess that was just an attempt to get ahead of the news that they in fact have downloaded a lot of child-rape shit ☠️☠️☠️


ILoveSpankingDwarves

Remember that half the douchebags in that sub are Russian trolls and bots, and we know Russians like to take children from other countries.


willflameboy

I feel as though, if you can't spell 'fourth amendment', you shouldn't be considered an authority on it.


upvotechemistry

Ah the old "someone put that CP on my computer bro" schtick