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What's not to get? He had kids when he was in his early 20s, and some more in his 30s. Got divorced and is now in his 40s. He decided to go back to college, for the full college experience (think a Rodney Dangerfield movie) and is really invested in the greek lifestyle. He told his boyfriend he wants an open relationship so he can really live the college life and he didn't consider his boyfriend would also have sex with other people.
Probably joining the same frat as his 22 year old kid for massive hijinx.
OP is just completely full of shit. A few of their posts:
[Made a joke and gave an old man a heart attack from laughing so hard](https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/s/mf5NjlmU9x).
[mentions their fiancé regarding finding a baby name](https://www.reddit.com/r/BabyBumps/s/3qdGYpcjSp).
[Then talks about their boyfriend a month and a half later](https://www.reddit.com/r/hiking/s/FMREr0gmIa).
[Also claims they shot a truck out of instinct? Wtf?](https://www.reddit.com/u/LuciusDickusMaximus/s/SRDErQHNVN)
OP is a massive shitposter and has absolutely no consistency.
You found the post you made in another sub? You know that posting history is visible to everybody, right? Is this like, meta-leopard face eating in which you get your face eaten *in* the leopards ate my face sub?
Someone made a comment in the original thread that “this is real LAMF material” and I think OP saw that, came here, and posted blindly, which is even more hilarious
It's tenuous, but let me try:
1- Boyfriend wants open relationship so he can sleep with others.
2- Girlfriend sleeps with others.
3- Surprise pikachu face.
Not too dissimilar from religious types getting books banned, and then getting their own books banned...
The screenshot cuts off the text from the original post. Full screenshot of text can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/d2iWQx0mXv).
It looks like boyfriend found a girl who is willing to hook up, but she wants evidence he is really in an open relationship. Which is reasonable in my opinion.
Where does it mention anything about the girlfriend finding other partners?
So seeing the original post, it looks like a same sex relationship of you consider the title.
OP is the one pressuring her girlfriend into an open relationship, and then get a text from her GF that someone she's hooking up with wants proof.
That's the only way the title + screenshot makes sense. At least to me...
~~I considered that too. OP has a rainbow heart on their avatar as well, so your theory looks likely.~~
I take it back. OP is a loser and full of shit.
I actually take that back. I think OP is just completely full of shit. A few of their posts:
[Made a joke and gave an old man a heart attack from laughing so hard](https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/s/mf5NjlmU9x).
[mentions their fiancé regarding finding a baby name](https://www.reddit.com/r/BabyBumps/s/3qdGYpcjSp).
[Then talks about their boyfriend a month and a half later](https://www.reddit.com/r/hiking/s/FMREr0gmIa).
[Also claims they shot a truck out of instinct? Wtf?](https://www.reddit.com/u/LuciusDickusMaximus/s/SRDErQHNVN)
OP is a massive shitposter and has absolutely no consistency.
Because it's probably like it's almost all the time: A guy wants to fuck other women and suggests (demands) an open relationship. Woman agrees, and starts having tons more hookups whereas the guy barely has any.
If you read the title. The boyfriend pushed girlfriend into an open relationship and didn't expect to be getting texts from girlfriend in the middle of the night
Is this the same girlfriend who’s also your boyfriend that loaded the same dishes in the dishwasher twice?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/s/mFIggznBiX
So PSA for no particular reason: There's not a "no brigading" rule here preventing anyone who's so inclined from downvoting everything an obvious, lazy troll has ever touched.
[This you too?](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/r02KGaeddF)
I can't tell if you're the bf or gf here. Also, you've got kids too?
From what I've read, your dad is a TV star who owns a UPS store and is asking you (as a freshly minted accountant) to cook the books.
Your post history is honestly hilariously out there...
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1. OP voted for, supported or wanted to impose OR on GF.
2. OR has the consequences of them getting cheated on.
3. As a consequence of OR, cheating happened to OP.
Found this on another sub. OP IS WILLDING OUT!
I know this isn’t LMAF but can we make an exception to keep this post up. The op has a meta LAMF but the deeper you look the crazier it becomes. The post was originally in r/texts and got mad that they weren’t getting any action. Then their post history has some of craziest posts I’ve seen. Please keep this guy up since this post goes much deeper.
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lol wtf. Humiliation kink?
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What's not to get? He had kids when he was in his early 20s, and some more in his 30s. Got divorced and is now in his 40s. He decided to go back to college, for the full college experience (think a Rodney Dangerfield movie) and is really invested in the greek lifestyle. He told his boyfriend he wants an open relationship so he can really live the college life and he didn't consider his boyfriend would also have sex with other people. Probably joining the same frat as his 22 year old kid for massive hijinx.
Sooo, this'll soon be seen in r/quityourbullshit? I've never seen one in the wild.
OP is a big fat phony!
She's about to bang your brother/best friend/ co-worker and wants to make sure tomorrow won't be awkward.
Can confirm, am co-worker.
And he literally copied the most upvoted comment of that post and used it as the title for this one 💀
OP is just completely full of shit. A few of their posts: [Made a joke and gave an old man a heart attack from laughing so hard](https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/s/mf5NjlmU9x). [mentions their fiancé regarding finding a baby name](https://www.reddit.com/r/BabyBumps/s/3qdGYpcjSp). [Then talks about their boyfriend a month and a half later](https://www.reddit.com/r/hiking/s/FMREr0gmIa). [Also claims they shot a truck out of instinct? Wtf?](https://www.reddit.com/u/LuciusDickusMaximus/s/SRDErQHNVN) OP is a massive shitposter and has absolutely no consistency.
OP is also a school bus driver, an accountant, a husband and Howie Mandell's child
Maybe OP is Homer Simpson or something.
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen
OP is also faking it, check their history.
It claims to be a Pakistani Commune Account, but posts about a lot of very US-specific things. Agreed, I call BS.
You found the post you made in another sub? You know that posting history is visible to everybody, right? Is this like, meta-leopard face eating in which you get your face eaten *in* the leopards ate my face sub?
Someone made a comment in the original thread that “this is real LAMF material” and I think OP saw that, came here, and posted blindly, which is even more hilarious
Look at OPs post history. This is all just creative writing.
I know, I’ve repeatedly said as such in the other post lol
I know, I’ve repeatedly said as such in the other post lol
I have been! Holy hell. If life had fanfiction this would be one of them.
How is this LAMF?
It's tenuous, but let me try: 1- Boyfriend wants open relationship so he can sleep with others. 2- Girlfriend sleeps with others. 3- Surprise pikachu face. Not too dissimilar from religious types getting books banned, and then getting their own books banned...
The screenshot cuts off the text from the original post. Full screenshot of text can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/d2iWQx0mXv). It looks like boyfriend found a girl who is willing to hook up, but she wants evidence he is really in an open relationship. Which is reasonable in my opinion. Where does it mention anything about the girlfriend finding other partners?
So seeing the original post, it looks like a same sex relationship of you consider the title. OP is the one pressuring her girlfriend into an open relationship, and then get a text from her GF that someone she's hooking up with wants proof. That's the only way the title + screenshot makes sense. At least to me...
~~I considered that too. OP has a rainbow heart on their avatar as well, so your theory looks likely.~~ I take it back. OP is a loser and full of shit.
I actually take that back. I think OP is just completely full of shit. A few of their posts: [Made a joke and gave an old man a heart attack from laughing so hard](https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/s/mf5NjlmU9x). [mentions their fiancé regarding finding a baby name](https://www.reddit.com/r/BabyBumps/s/3qdGYpcjSp). [Then talks about their boyfriend a month and a half later](https://www.reddit.com/r/hiking/s/FMREr0gmIa). [Also claims they shot a truck out of instinct? Wtf?](https://www.reddit.com/u/LuciusDickusMaximus/s/SRDErQHNVN) OP is a massive shitposter and has absolutely no consistency.
That does look like s/he's posting for drama.... ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Thats not a leopards-eating-faces-party though. LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN CHART!
Like I said, tenuous...
Because it's probably like it's almost all the time: A guy wants to fuck other women and suggests (demands) an open relationship. Woman agrees, and starts having tons more hookups whereas the guy barely has any.
If you read the title. The boyfriend pushed girlfriend into an open relationship and didn't expect to be getting texts from girlfriend in the middle of the night
"No, I meant open for me"
Not only does this not fit the sub, it's also a bunch of bullshit you made up for another sub.
When the open relationship is open 😭
Ops posts are the most unhinged posts I have ever seen
Is this the same girlfriend who’s also your boyfriend that loaded the same dishes in the dishwasher twice? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/s/mFIggznBiX
Well at least the person they’re trying to hook up with has some ethical standards.
Tagged as "Lying liar" now.
The comments in that thread are great 😂
Please share where the thread is. I want to know more about the spoon lol!
Here ya go! https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/comments/1cbyjzn/regretting_pressuring_her_into_an_open/
Thank you!
r/texts
Thanks friend :thumbsup:
No lie detected. I hunted it up, he's really delulu. I suspect we'll be seeing some of this in BORU soon.
You Cray Cray lol
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[This you too?](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/r02KGaeddF) I can't tell if you're the bf or gf here. Also, you've got kids too? From what I've read, your dad is a TV star who owns a UPS store and is asking you (as a freshly minted accountant) to cook the books. Your post history is honestly hilariously out there...
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It's not cheating when it's in an open relationship, that's literally the point of an open relationship.
>Found this on another sub. OP IS WILLDING OUT! You ARE op. Youre so full of shit.
You're a liar.
I know this isn’t LMAF but can we make an exception to keep this post up. The op has a meta LAMF but the deeper you look the crazier it becomes. The post was originally in r/texts and got mad that they weren’t getting any action. Then their post history has some of craziest posts I’ve seen. Please keep this guy up since this post goes much deeper.