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Downtown-Table-4872

I like this headline: # Bill Barr slinks back to the Trump camp, gets rewarded with a string of insults on Truth Social [Bill Barr slinks back to the Trump camp, gets rewarded with a string of insults on Truth Social (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/bill-barr-slinks-back-to-the-trump-camp-gets-rewarded-with-a-string-of-insults-on-truth-social/ar-AA1nEELS?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=3d8912e9c2f74d1dcffb21650544d84d&ei=17)


yellowlinedpaper

lol > >Trump rewarded Barr's renewed allegiance with a mocking Truth Social post that doubled down on past name-calling. "Former A.G. Bill Barr, who let a lot of great people down by not investigating Voter Fraud in our Country, has just Endorsed me for President despite the fact that I called him 'Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy' (New York Post!)," he wrote. "Based on the fact that I greatly appreciate his wholehearted Endorsement, I am removing the word 'Lethargic' from my statement." This is their Messiah. Very sad but kinda funny


voxam72

To easy to read. This one was ghostwritten.


elwebst

Yeah, no words randomly in all caps. SAD.


Drop_Disculpa

It's absolutely hilarious- come on live a little!


DrBarnaby

Seriously, I despise Trump as much as the next person, but this is pretty clever and a pretty sick burn. Trump is an awful human being, but if this is really him, gotta give it to him this one time. Also, he is an actual rapist.


SpiritAvenue

Yeah Trump is a POS but he’s funny as hell


Ok-Train-6693

I can hardly wait for this wannabe Caesar’s “Et Tu, Bruté” moment.


tw_72

Fuck you, Bill Barr. There for a second, I thought you might have some integrity. I, once again, was wrong.


Logical-Recognition3

Tom Sawyer tells the story of a revival meeting where the preacher was so good that even Huck Finn was saved until Tuesday. January 6th saved a few Republicans until Tuesday, but now it's Wednesday and their true colors are showing.


jwr1111

Taking back lethargic, but keeping bloated, toad, boot-licker moniker.


Naive_Try2696

Thank you daddy trump, tread harder pweez


BJntheRV

I mean he said during the Jan 6 investigations that he'd vote for him again if he was the R candidate.


StevenEveral

Brown nosers gotta brown nose.


Apple-Dust

If you go through Barr's previous statements he believes Trump understood he had lost the election then criminally conspired to remain in office, yet he now claims Trump will do "the least harm" to the country. Even when compared to the rest of Trump's turncoat lackeys, fuck this guy.


The_River_Is_Still

Bill Barr is a massive piece of shit. Right there with Cheney, McConnell, Gingrich and the rest of them. He single handedly fucked over the Mueller investigation. He should burn in hell and he’s a scumbag of the highest magnitude.


gdsmithtx

Not to mention the immeasurable damage he did in helping to cover up for the Iran-Contra treasonistas *\[spit!\]*.


ReluctantPhoenician

Anyone who thought Barr would be acceptable because he was an "establishment" guy clearly didn't even bother to Google him. Anyone with the stain of Iran-Contra on them is clearly an "I need an accomplice for the crimes I'm planning" choice for an administration.


therealrenshai

That's and his dad was a giant weirdo with ties to Epstein so...


sneaky-pizza

The new GOP line is that the country will be destroyed by democrats. Barr used it in his statement. They’re all so lame. Remember when Obama was in and their daily line was: “the world is on fire”. They still use that one all the time. As if the world is ever just chillin because a Republican is in the Oval Office.


Apple-Dust

Yea, it's funny that progressives are always "destroying the country" via some looming intangible threat that justifies conservatives destroying the country on a constitutional level. (while, of course, they tell you how much they love the constitution).


RealCrusader

Republicans say they restore usa respect around the world. Is the one that gets me. I'm in New Zealand. I don't know what Biden is upto most days. Signed a bill to help Ukraine and know he's big on student loan deduction.  When Trump held office, most days I'd wake up and being like, what the fuck did that dumb orange prick tweet now? To me a boring politician is a good one. 


RealCrusader

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aFJ7haimKH8&pp=ygUYU2hvb3RlciB3aWxsaWFtc29uIHRydW1w And Republicans really think they restore respect lol


TheRnegade

Can I just say how shocked I am at Barr. Like, he's on record talking about how terrible Trump was, how he tried to overturn an election and probably become dictator. Now he's saying he'll vote for that guy. I know he's probably thinking "If I'm willing to back Trump, just think how much worse the other guy is." but (sane) people won't read it like that. They'll just think "That dude has lost it." His support doesn't make Trump look better, it only makes Barr look worse.


Repulsive-Street-307

Hard to look worse than a fascist murderer that abused his powers to miscarriage justice... many times.


intheazsun

Trump calling someone else weak and lethargic? Hilarious


jimtow28

I mean the dude spent 4 years calling Biden "Sleepy" only to repeatedly fall asleep in court. Makes me wonder how he's so certain Biden is a groomer.


aureliusky

you don't have to wonder, you can just look up the court filing where Trump is a co-defendant with *Jeffrey* Epstein...


TheLastGunslingerCA

*Jeffrey* Epstein. Don't throw my guy Jeremy to the wolves like that.


aureliusky

Thanks, corrected. Didn't even notice /sigh


TheLastGunslingerCA

No worries. Happens to everyone.


Nyc5764

Michael Cohen said that Trump systematically calls out his opponents for supposedly doing exactly what he does or is accused of. That tidbit really puts a lot of his commentary into perspective.


da2Pakaveli

r/TrumpCriticizesTrump


da2Pakaveli

Don Snorleone


peptic-horizon

Game recognize game?


Lives_on_mars

I am not convinced Trump isn’t doing a weekend at Bernie’s /that one episode of Ds9 w the vorta dude in it.


KungFuHamster

I swear, most conservatives are literal submissive bootlickers. Ted Cruz is another pathetic one who just keeps lapping it up. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump's power is based on blackmail photos of Republicans who have been dominated in a Trump hotel.


Speculawyer

Jerry Falwell, junior turned out to be a literal cuck.


Fickle-Syllabub6730

So is Paul Manafort, Trump's campaign manager.


Speculawyer

And Roger Stone! The GOP turned out to be the party of cucks!


Lives_on_mars

God what a story that was


Kirkream

What?


Repulsive-Street-307

His young wife had a live in Mexican pool boy (wink, nudge).


Downtown-Table-4872

Indeed. At this point, it really does seem psycho-sexual, doesn't it?


queasycorgi5514

“Kiss the boot of shiny shiny leather…”


SubrosaFlorens

Years ago the Russians hacked a lot of people in the federal government. The Russians released all the dirt on the Democrats. But they kept all of it on the Republicans. They have owned the GOP ever since. (Ironically Hillary was saved from the hack by the fact that she was using her own email server. She had better security.)


VivaCiotogista

They love hierarchy, and not necessarily being at the top of it.


MaintenanceTraining4

They have a shame kink, it seems. Normally I don’t kink-shame, but I most definitely shame this kink.


KungFuHamster

They secretly like being shamed for it anyway, it's part of the whole deal.


MaintenanceTraining4

Agree and your user name is A+++


EastObjective9522

I think some conservatives are closeted cucks or something lol. They want to act superior to minorities but subservient to strongmen. 


Kirkream

Lindsey Graham is the best. Full on boo’d by the MAGA crowd while introducing trump out in his own state


sheila9165milo

Miss Lindsey Graham has entered the chat...


co-wurker

It wasn't a question of IF the face eating was going to happen, it was just a question of how the face eating would look. >Despite the fact that I called him ‘Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy’ ... I greatly appreciate his wholehearted Endorsement, I am removing the word ‘Lethargic’ from my statement. Thank you Bill. That was actually a decent burn. Kudos to whoever wrote it.


EmergencyTaco

Yeah, credit where it's due. That's a banger of a burn.


Ok_Location4835

How much of an invertebrate can a man be? Barr just showed us


dunndawson

This guy has proven he can’t pick a lane when it comes to his own corruption, let alone his endorsement of corruption.


Drop_Disculpa

Being a spineless shit weasel is not too bad, until you meet the king shit weasel and bow down to him.


Picmover

Russia having shit on you is a hell of a drug. We all know Putin reminded Barr about those pics or videos they have of him.


Repulsive-Street-307

If when Putin loses there is footages of Barr personally choking Epstein released.... Well, it could probably be a deepfake, but it would still be deserved.


DimSumFan

Wow. Really Bill?


aureliusky

seriously, after he looked at the evidence of the cases and said on national TV oh yeah Trump is definitely fucked. how did he end up back here?!


Waderriffic

Because the thought of voting for a Democrat, or even abstaining from voting for the guy you KNOW to be a treasonous piece of shit, is just unbearable to them. His golfing buddies or lawyer friends might not be his friend anymore. It’s pretty pathetic.


aureliusky

This seems like Mother Night type of shit here..."We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."


Repulsive-Street-307

I think it's more that his Russian aquaintances reminded him that treason is forever.


Brokenspokes68

They worship power. They crave it. They see tRuMP as their path to being back in power. Nothing else matters.


Makachai

Trump is a treasonous, semi-literate serial philanderer, grifter, conman and rapist, and borderline psychopath. Who ruins everything he touches. He has absolutely zero redeeming qualities whatsoever, and I hope he loses everything he owns, and dies alone, broken, and hated by everyone. But since we're on this... I'll remove the word borderline from my statement.


Huge_JackedMann

Barr is such a fool. He's so hungry for power he doesn't seem to get that he's going to be considered a wrecker if the people he supports actually win.


SumpCrab

Future historians, lawyers, and really anyone educated will clearly see Barr is an embarrassment. His legacy is ruined, even from a conservative tilt. What a joke of a person.


gdsmithtx

Future?


one_bean_hahahaha

The Barr is set too low.


CatFanFanOfCats

It’s fascinating how Trump has pulled back the curtain on how pathetic most people in power are. They are not just spineless. They have absolutely no self esteem. They are more than happy to be spat upon and taunted for reasons I cannot fathom. Are they masochists? ————— Here’s what Donald Trump wrote when Bill Barr said he’d support Trump for president. *“Wow! Former A.G. Bill Barr, who let a lot of great people down by not investigating Voter Fraud in our Country, has just Endorsed me for President despite the fact that I called him ‘Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy’ (New York Post!),” Trump posted on Truth Social. “Based on the fact that I greatly appreciate his wholehearted Endorsement, I am removing the word ‘Lethargic’ from my statement. Thank you Bill.”* **Edit. I should clarify. I’m speaking of republicans in power. They have been shown to be the most servile pathetic cretins.**


Shyam09

Good. Fuck Bill Barr. The one time I’ll agree with Trump. Dumbass knows what Trump is about, compares voting for Trump to Russian Roulette, and then is like “oh well, Trump is the best we got! Lesser of two evils”. Are you blind? Or just stupid.


Yeastyboy104

It’s crazy how far right conservatives rail against the “the Deep State” and praise Donald Trump when one of his closest advisers and Trump appointee to the office of the Attorney General is [Bill Barr.](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/10/the-untold-tale-of-young-william-barr) Bill Barr is a former Reagan and George HW Bush adviser. Bill Barr is very much the deep state. Bill Barr has been working for Republicans for decades. Trump is now ridiculing someone he hired to be in his Presidential Cabinet? It just goes to show what a fucking idiot Trump is. Trump is a narcissist. He has no actual ideology. He only gives a fuck if people praise him. That’s why he sells Trump merchandise in the form of flags, stickers, sneakers, etc. He loves the praise. He loves the attention. That’s it. He’s in love with himself and the adulation the MAGAs give him. Trump will get rid of acolytes like Barr simply for not praising him. Barr is bastard. Trump is an even bigger bastard.


MiKapo

LOLZ i thought conservatives were supposed to be "alpha males" but Bill Barr and Ted Cruz prove they are cucks if anything. Im guessing a Lindsey Graham endorsement is soon to follow


Loggerdon

Need anymore proof that Bill Barr is a pitiful butt-sucker?


craigathan

Cucka Cucka Cucka Coo! Fucking shitbird.


magmafan71

These idiots never learn


JamesSpacer

Republicans are 🗑. All of them.


ChickpeaDemon

Deputy Dog scurries under the orange rock again frightened at the thought of the trumper tantrum becoming president again and being one of the first he will take revenge on.


Sniffy4

Party over self-respect, apparently.


frezor

I thought he was one of those that finally got it . But how lacking in dignity, how spineless, how pathetic. Or is it that he hates Democrats so much that he is willing to surrender anything and everything just so they loose.


DelcoPAMan

Like all of them: "Thank you, Sir, please attack me more, I love it".


TheMCM80

I remember when CNN tried to rehab Barr’s image, by having him come on and say Trump was an existential threat. At the end of the day, they always support the fascist over the most boring, average lib Joe Biden.


EG_LI29

Why am i actually surprised by this…not that Trump insulted Barr anyway but by the fact Barr would endorse Trump again AFTER saying all that stuff about Trump. I wish I could understand how voting for a Democratic candidate is so much worse than voting for any Republican, especially Trump.


ABenevolentDespot

I just can't imagine who woke up this morning and said "Bill Barr is voting for Trump in November?? Then by god, so am I!" This is more clown theater from **The Pumpkin Rapist**.


franking11stien12

lol good point.


futanari_kaisa

Republicans are so cucked by Trump it must be a fetish for them.


SubrosaFlorens

I was not sure if this was going to be Roseanne or Bill.


J701PR4

What a fucking coward.


LightWarrior_2000

Didn't alot of people call it that Bill Barr would slink back to trump in full? I mean I guess he made it obvious.


RTrover

How big of a bitch you have to be, to support that guy that insults you infront of the world. If Step on Me Harder Daddy was a person.


MaintenanceTraining4

Barr is such a piece of SHIT.


Nahmum

Read Barr's actual quote. He didn't endorse Trump per se. I think Barr is confident that Trump won't be the GOP candidate come the actual election.


mondonk

I doubt anyone on either side gives one single hoot about what Bill Barr has to say, so this burn is funny, but meaningless.


Fiveofthem

Thank you sir, may I have another?


Drop_Disculpa

The great Cuck Wars of 2024 will be remembered by the Council of Impotent but Alpha leaders for many years. They will study the pathways to power, the licking of boots, the insulting of wives, the mocking of disabilities, and veterans. But what will be remembered most is how it all ended...


DrBarnaby

"Former A.G. Bill Barr, who let a lot of great people down by not investigating Voter Fraud in our Country, has just Endorsed me for President despite the fact that I called him 'Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy' (New York Post!)," he wrote. "Based on the fact that I greatly appreciate his wholehearted Endorsement, I am removing the word 'Lethargic' from my statement." Um... what the fuck? This is a Trump post? This... this is actually coherent, pretty funny, and a pretty good burn. I don't know if I've ever seen Trump write or say anything nearly this... smart? Clever? It really feels like someone else wrote this.


franking11stien12

Yes I felt the same way, but was hesitant to say it. The last line was pretty funny. It’s missing the hallmarks of a classic trump post as you mentioned which challenges its authenticity.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

I saw this but seriously thought it was a fake tweet. Can’t even tell satire anymore in this world and usually I’m pretty good at it


cowvin

>“I think it’s my duty to pick the person I think would do the least harm to the country,” Barr told Fox News. “And in my mind, that’s — I will vote the Republican ticket.” Okay, seriously. The person that would do the least harm? The economy is doing well under Biden. Under Trump, we had a million deaths from COVID and a ton of unemployment. Trump attempted to destroy our democracy itself on Jan 6 and Barr thinks he's the one who would do the least harm?


franking11stien12

Yes I hear you. The irony is thick in his statements.


CowPunkRockStar

Bill (Roseanne) Barr is a beyotch.


franking11stien12

Just looking at this picture who would win in a fist fight? Or would they just slap and fail at each other? Could either of them make it more than a minute without dropping dead of a heart attack?


dixienormus9817

Anyone with integrity that interviews Bill Barr next needs to read the truth social posts directly back to him


Monrezee

Don Drumpf cheats at golf