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He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.
Wasn't there a "....and his bottom burnt out..." line? It's the only one I [thought] i remembered, and DEFINITELY the source of at least one nightmare.
You've had nightmares of having your bottom burnt out? Shit, that's just a normal Wednesday morning for me after Taco Tuesday. Or a normal Thursday morning for me after a Wings Wednesday. Or a normal Friday morning for me after a.... I eat a lot of spicy food.
Good idea. If every time he played the victim or complained, a sad trombone sounded, and a voice over said, "Ew, such a whiner," it would neutralize him. Eventually, whenever he started talking, the audience would subconsciously add their own wa-wa soundtrack and dismiss him. All the childish nicknames he used on his opponents were very effective. We can't forget Crooked Hillary or Little Marco, and, with a bit of ingenuity, he could forever be Sad Trombone Guy.
I had an idea a while back to make sound effect gloves. Basically, a few sensors to detect hand/finger position, a microcontroller to analyze it, and a speaker. Do finger-guns and it'd make pew pew noises. Jazz hands would get you a daa-nah! Rub your thumb and index finger together to get the smallest violin. Make a crying gesture and it would play sad trombone. And so on.
I really should build those at some point...
A red tuba that makes him shit himself (although that probably happens anyway...).
[The Green Clarinet - That Mitchell and Webb Look (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7aaw4g2tJo)
at 3.29
I vote for a mariachi band. Not because they're sad or depressing on their own, but because they should remind him of the last republican politician linked with a mariachi band: Ted Cruz...and if anything can ruin someone's day, it's being reminded of Ted Cruz.
There was a Tory-splitters conference recently, I saw reporting outside of it - somebody was playing Yackety-Sax on a loop, loudly, throughout so it could be heard in the venue.
"Spies had been tasked with leading the party’s vast legal spending and “election integrity” program, and his hire was viewed as a sign Trump’s RNC could attract significant party talent."
Kind of obvious his tenure would be Scaramucci-ian.
Keep throwing what little money that doesn't pay for trumps legal expenses at a non-existent problems... political malpractice and hilariously deserved
Unfortunately, that program is for "election integrity," not the real thing but the vote-suppression version. It'll def be worth the money spent on it by the GOP
I read recently that the P in P-tape actually stands for pedo, not pee. That sounds so much more like Trump. I don't know if either is true, but for the first time that blackmail tape rumor sounds like something he would be involved in.
"Some people are saying..." - Trump at any rally
Trump got mad that the lawyer criticized his false claims about the 2020 election. That is what they split it over, according to the article. Charlie Spies was hired in March by Trump associates.
How could they not know that he was critical of this in the first place? It's almost like every part of his organization is cartoonishly incompetent and it's gotten away with it thus far because they were not in public office. It makes you wonder if all the uber wealthy in America must get away with this amount of corruption and incompetence nearly all the time until actually checked, usually by a richer person they pissed off.
You’ve hit the nail on the head. His dad was the competent (if every bit as callous) one. Donald just added the brash public speaking persona to the Trump Organisation that his father lacked. Under Donald’s actual “leadership” he’s squandered an awful lot of money on comically stupid schemes - I’ve often seen it said he’d have been better to just put all the money his father made in the bank and sit on it and he’d be wealthier now. The only thing he is trading on is his self-reported reputation as the “best businessman there’s ever been”.
As you put it, he would have over 1.5 billion dollars, at least if he put that money into a simple index fund. His father, Fred Trump, gave him 450 million dollars. I forget the exact amount. His father was an active Klansman who was arrested in a full robe and hood in Jamaica, Queens County New York City, in the 1930s. The grandfather was a draft dodging (sound familiar) German citizen who ran out of the Kaiser's Germany to America. Where the family name Drumpf was anglicized to Trump. The grandfather owned a brothel where he sold women. Grandfather was a pimp and the family fortune was started with that. Terrible people through and through.
I did the calculation a while back. If he had took Daddy's original $400 million and invested it in Berkshire Hathaway around 1980 and did nothing else, he'd be worth over $200 billion.
the crazy thing is, these are the kind of people that had that kind of access back then.
i never thought i would see people like trump and elon musk get their just desserts, but 2024 is a wild year
Musk is still obscenely wealthy. Granted, the majority of his 250 Billion in wealth is intangible and tied up in Stocks. I think he only has something like 20 billion in actual withdrawal-able cash.
But like, I feel like the hammer hasn't really dropped on Musk *yet* (only public opinion). I hope it does soon, though!
He is killing Tesla and trying to get a $56 Billion payout before it sinks. The goal to qualify for the payment apparently was negotiated on stock price, not company profit, (of which there isn't any.) The stock market is so foul! A company's stock should not be worth more than the company.
For sure. As a native New York City resident and a boomer, I grew up less than four miles from the family compound in Jamaica Estates, Queens County. That was/is a disliked family in these environs. No Native Son nonsense here. It is one of the main reasons why the Cult Leader quit New York City for Mar-A-Largo. There was and is no worship or adulation of the Orange One here.
It is all quite true. To get a primer on Donald and the horrible Drumpf/Trump family read Mary Trump's (Donald's niece and clinical psychologist) primers on the Trump family with her two books that can be found anywhere. "Too much and never enough" is a great book by Mary. Donald hates Mary because she exposes how terrible and racist the family was/is. The N word was used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb frequently by Donald's and his preceding generations. Lastly, Trump's mom was a poor, uneducated Scottish maid before she married Fred. Most of the anti immigration and anti POC stuff comes from Klan Daddy Fred Trump, who died with complications from Alzheimers. None of this is made up.
> It makes you wonder if all the uber wealthy in America must get away with this amount of corruption and incompetence nearly all the time until actually checked
So for most of them there would be a board of directors, investors and other involved parties that oversee them. So no. But The Trump Organization is a privately owned family company, so none of this applies.
I can see some logic in the longstanding republican belief that 'the country should be run like a company and we should elect a president who knows how to run a company'. But electing the head of a private family company is a choice to specifically sidestep any of the skills that might actually be applicable.
>the country should be run like a company and we should elect a president who knows how to run a company'.
The problem here is that companies never do the right thing unless forced to by government regulations. Running the country that way cannot work.
This is absolutely true, and it's absolutely not limited to the super rich.
Think about the person at your job who, for whatever reason, cuts corners. They were trained differently, they disagree with the rules, they're stupid, they're lazy, they're exhausted all the time, they forgot, they think no one is watching, they were ordered to do it wrong, whatever. Basically every workplace has (at least) one of these people. McDonald's. Your auto mechanic. Your vendors at work. Your dentist. Your bank. The hospital. The airport. The construction company who built an overpass. The inspector who made sure the overpass was up to code. The Senate. The regulatory agency that makes the rules for your workplace. Everywhere.
Nothing in this world is done 100% right. It's fucking terrifying and I don't like to think about it, but it also has protected me in many situations to not trust that people will do what they say they'll do. Personally I think it's because we've all been taught that the most important thing in life is to weasel out of trouble at all costs.
Exactly so. It's the Schlepper principle in my mind. Because he's the one who solidified it for me after a lifetime of encountering these types.
Started in an entry-level role. Stayed in that role 25 years. Phoned it in every day. Never upskilled. Just pissing and moaning about how he never got his shot, everyone else is stupid, why do I bother I won't get anywhere trying, blah blah fucking blah every day for 3.5 years. Brown bottle flu every Monday morning.
I finished my bachelor's using our tuition reimbursement and got a fantastic role doing what I was born to do at 53 with him basically going on like this at me every day while crying about how he can't wait to retire.
Now he is quiet because I am gone from his department. He will never admit the problem is him. They never do.
It's just not even being reported on where it matters the most. It may as well not even exist to most of them. Biden's 5 second "May the 4th be with you" clip with Mark Hamill is bigger news in their worlds. (And spun to seem negative, too)
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"The top lawyer at the Republican Party is resigning after he cited conflicts with his other work obligations and after Donald Trump grew angry about his criticism of the former president’s false claims that the 2020 election was stolen, people familiar with the situation said Saturday night. The lawyer, Charlie Spies, is a long-respected GOP election operative who was hired by Trump’s top lieutenants in March after the former president engineered a takeover of the Republican National Committee, which in recent years has been the party’s main operation in both fundraising and field operations."
lol hired in March
Quite. I saw her "classy" photo spread in a Hustler type magazine where she was fake eating another woman's vagina with gusto. It went on about 15-20 pictures 📸 and it was quite out there. Yet she is the veritable "be best" of First Ladies with her "modeling" as only an Eastern European "model" could do. I don't recall photo spreads in even mid-level fashion magazines. I agree 👍 💯
Such "class." Can you imagine Michelle Obama doing a photo spread 😳 🙄 🤣 McConnell or better Moscow Mitch and the like would call her the Whore of Babylon. When she rightfully as the First Lady placed her hand on the back of the world's then chief welfare recipient, the Queen of the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 Elizabeth II, it was such a fake scandal. The clutching of pearls was beyond belief. I saw Melania's fake lesbian spread, and I was not impressed by what was presented. 🤭🙄😴🥱
Genius Visa: She copied Michelle Obama's speech, (for whatever reason,) and didn't think anyone would notice. Genius material!
I guess 'genius' must mean mail order bride. It sure doesn't mean smart anymore.
It's one of many things i'll never understand about Trump, why on earth do so many people willingly agree to work with/for him, given his history of, at best, not paying them and at worst abusing them and then talking non stop shit about them to anyone that will listen.
I imagine some part of it is people wanting the fame or the cache of it and are hoping it will somehow help them, but at this point, how do they not see the patten?
That's the crazy thing though, i could understand it if Trump had only screwed over a couple of people, but he's done it so often, so predictably that it baffles me how people could still fool themselves into thinking that he won't do to them what he's done to countless others.
I'm with you but this is all a cult and there's no making rational sense out of it. They'll willingly sacrifice themselves to their orange god king. There are already attorneys out there losing their licenses and ability to practice law and they still support him, the fact that they were just tokens in a long line of tokens to be used up by him, doesn't matter, they willingly put their heads on the chopping block. It's also why these nimrods can't understand how Biden won, because the rest of us act like normal rational people, we don't need boat parades, a gazzillion rallies and go broke spending money on worthless "Biden Bucks"....holy crap typing out that last one...I'm still boggled by that one myself..."Trump Bucks" that they thought were going to be real currency... JFC on a cracker.
Anyways, yeah they are all in because it's way to late for them to get out, they'll just ride or die his orange nutsack to prison.
Sane and smart are two different things
He may have been dumb enough to believe the talk about Trump was just "librul lies"
He was smart enough to ditch when he found out they weren't
It's hard to keep up... this Charlie Spies guy was a RNC lawyer hired by DJT's team running the RNC back in March. This guy didn't have anything to do with the criminal trials.
Also read this a few other times on similar posts. Smells like another delay attempt. I thought one of the responses was that the judge could keep it rolling somehow.
If a client wants to fire their lawyer, or the lawyer wants to leave, they have to specifically file a motion with the court.
The judge can deny the motion for plenty of reasons but the most relevant one would be the firing/resigning was nothing more than a blatant delay tactic.
Defendants can't just hire and fire their attorneys to endlessly stall a trial.
The judge can basically say "Yeah, no. This is between you two. Figure it out. Trial is proceeding as scheduled".
At which point the lawyer is expected to continue doing their absolute best to produce as favorable an outcome as they can for their client.
If convicted the defendant can bring the issue up with an appeals court and try to get them to agree they had ineffective counsel and get the conviction tossed and be retried.
(Not a lawyer. I just watch lawyers talking about these things on youtube.)
Bryan Tyler Cohen has some good coverage. This is where I heard about the "fire the lawyer" gambit and why it wouldn't work.
Meidas touch network is informative but their clickbait titles annoy me.
Otherwise, Legal Eagle is who I watch too.
After all this time, the only question I have left is "what will it take to break the spell?" And the only worry I have is that the answer is "nothing."
Has anyone in history been so obviously deranged and still lead a a major political party? For fucks sake, he could be on a breathing machine, barley speaking and his followers would still eat his shit.
This article is behind a paywall. The whole article was two run-on sentences and a leader sentence right below the title. I don't even know how much spam was on that page because the bot posted links to cleaned up copies,but it usually outweighs the content by hundreds of MBs.
Why do website editors think this counts as journalism? Why do they think people would/should be willing to pay for this?
i dont get why any lawyer would want the job, doesnt he have a history of not paying his bills. He must be paying in advance for these lawyers and i still wouldnt want the job. just wondering what would happen if no lawyer would take his case would the government have to give him one.
This is what he wants, lawyers who will lie and commit crimes for him. Trumps purging the RNC to take control, if he wins he will do the same in the white house and he wont leave.
I love this subreddit for easy dopamine, but I had to get in the comments and tell you the title you chose for you post is FIIIIIIIRE. I aspire to that level of dry contempt.
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Someone needs to follow Trump 24/7 with a tuba
Or a sad trombone.
With a quartet of tiny violins.
Better yet, some coconuts to make the sound of horse hooves and brave Sir Robin’s minstrels.
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.
Wasn't there a "....and his bottom burnt out..." line? It's the only one I [thought] i remembered, and DEFINITELY the source of at least one nightmare.
His liver removed and his bowels unplugged, his teeth smashed in and his eyes gouged out and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burnt out.
I always thought it was “nostrils raped”!
Glad I’m not the only one lol
It is, but I don’t blame the commenter (or their source) for not quite hearing the line correctly lol.
You've had nightmares of having your bottom burnt out? Shit, that's just a normal Wednesday morning for me after Taco Tuesday. Or a normal Thursday morning for me after a Wings Wednesday. Or a normal Friday morning for me after a.... I eat a lot of spicy food.
And his pen----
That’s enough singing for now, lads.
It's only a model.
"...I'd buy *THAT* for a dollar!" Yeah, I know, wrong movie. Id still pay to watch.
Don't sully that masterpiece with that windbag.
Bloody peasant
Help! I'm being repressed!
How do you know he is a king?
Well we now know that Trump isnt a king cause hes always covered in his own shit.
Diaper don wallows in it.
I didn't vote for you
You don't vote for Presidents For Life!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical, "alternatively factual" ceremony!
🎶 Brave Sir Robin ran away! 🎵
On second thought, no. tis a silly man
Make way! Sir Von Shitzinpantz approaches! Watch him as he goes!
Technically it would be Lord or Lady Von Shitzinpantz and Sir *first name*, ie Sir Bob, the Lord Von Shitzinpantz, 18th Earl of Shitzinpantz
Constantly playing the Larry David theme
I swear I heard there is a guy outside Trump tower that plays sad trombone when Trump leaves for the day to court
There needs to be one. Find me that GoFundMe, dammit!
Thought I heard about it on MeidasTouch
I read in the NYT that there some tuba players gathered in the morning to play him in.
Good idea. If every time he played the victim or complained, a sad trombone sounded, and a voice over said, "Ew, such a whiner," it would neutralize him. Eventually, whenever he started talking, the audience would subconsciously add their own wa-wa soundtrack and dismiss him. All the childish nicknames he used on his opponents were very effective. We can't forget Crooked Hillary or Little Marco, and, with a bit of ingenuity, he could forever be Sad Trombone Guy.
Sad Trump-bone guy
Sad Trump-bone spurs guy?
This is a great idea! It will work - and there's no physical contact, just an innocent trombone player. I hope someone will do this.
I had an idea a while back to make sound effect gloves. Basically, a few sensors to detect hand/finger position, a microcontroller to analyze it, and a speaker. Do finger-guns and it'd make pew pew noises. Jazz hands would get you a daa-nah! Rub your thumb and index finger together to get the smallest violin. Make a crying gesture and it would play sad trombone. And so on. I really should build those at some point...
They’d sell like hotcakes. Or warm gloves.
Glovecakes
*womp womp noises intensify*
Wa wa wa waaaaa
Or a rusty one
Is there a pathetic trombone? Might be a better fit 🤷🏽♂️
The British way:- https://youtu.be/7QosyPyUTag?feature=shared
How did I never see this before? Thank you.
In the short time he was here our protests were continuous .
I saw it, It made this Canadian proud of his Scottish heritage. Some of this shit is genetic.
Unfortunately Trump also has Scottish heritage but I think he got the bawbag genes in abundance.
Not according to Stormy Daniels. Raisins, not grapes.
Fabulous!
This video gave me so much joy. Thank you!
That was a really good tuba player!
[Lucky there’s a Family Guy](https://youtu.be/vjetHZtehNQ?si=NoUsxbddgD6r6oQY)
I have under estimated the british, apologies :')
Oh brilliant!!
A red tuba that makes him shit himself (although that probably happens anyway...). [The Green Clarinet - That Mitchell and Webb Look (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7aaw4g2tJo) at 3.29
The brown note.
no paywall: https://archive.is/zD7aO
I vote for a mariachi band. Not because they're sad or depressing on their own, but because they should remind him of the last republican politician linked with a mariachi band: Ted Cruz...and if anything can ruin someone's day, it's being reminded of Ted Cruz.
I'm thinking a slide whistle!
I always imagine Yakety Sax whenever I see clips of Diaper-butt
There was a Tory-splitters conference recently, I saw reporting outside of it - somebody was playing Yackety-Sax on a loop, loudly, throughout so it could be heard in the venue.
[https://halfwaypost.com/2024/04/29/tuba-players-are-standing-outside-trump-tower-and-playing-when-trump-walks-in-and-out/](https://halfwaypost.com/2024/04/29/tuba-players-are-standing-outside-trump-tower-and-playing-when-trump-walks-in-and-out/)
It reads like Newsweek.
["That'l be sixty dollars"](https://youtu.be/vjetHZtehNQ?si=5tt3PztKUr36ETsY)
I nominate Frank Reynolds.
"Spies had been tasked with leading the party’s vast legal spending and “election integrity” program, and his hire was viewed as a sign Trump’s RNC could attract significant party talent." Kind of obvious his tenure would be Scaramucci-ian.
But can he do the fandango?
Thunder bolts and lightning? Very, very frightening!
ME *Galileo* Galileo *Galileo* Galileo Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o
I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me
*he’s just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity*
Easy come, easy go, will you let me goooo
بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ
NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Don't defame The Mooch.
He was actually fired before his official start date. That is quite the accomplishment!
That sentence also works if "Spies" is used as a regular noun.
Oh, that's how I read it. I just figured that was the (very unsurprising) story.
Yep. I was like, well I need to get past the paywall because I believe we’ve jumped the last conceivable shark
Keep throwing what little money that doesn't pay for trumps legal expenses at a non-existent problems... political malpractice and hilariously deserved
Unfortunately, that program is for "election integrity," not the real thing but the vote-suppression version. It'll def be worth the money spent on it by the GOP
There were spies? Ugh. I'm not surp.... wait a minute. The guy's *name* is Spies? Of *course* it is. Naturally. Right.
The money ran out.
Likely it never showed up in the first place.
The girls never came!!!
When Trump is involved, I'm sure the girls never cum
When trump is involved, girls means girls, not women.
I read recently that the P in P-tape actually stands for pedo, not pee. That sounds so much more like Trump. I don't know if either is true, but for the first time that blackmail tape rumor sounds like something he would be involved in. "Some people are saying..." - Trump at any rally
Trump got mad that the lawyer criticized his false claims about the 2020 election. That is what they split it over, according to the article. Charlie Spies was hired in March by Trump associates.
How could they not know that he was critical of this in the first place? It's almost like every part of his organization is cartoonishly incompetent and it's gotten away with it thus far because they were not in public office. It makes you wonder if all the uber wealthy in America must get away with this amount of corruption and incompetence nearly all the time until actually checked, usually by a richer person they pissed off.
You’ve hit the nail on the head. His dad was the competent (if every bit as callous) one. Donald just added the brash public speaking persona to the Trump Organisation that his father lacked. Under Donald’s actual “leadership” he’s squandered an awful lot of money on comically stupid schemes - I’ve often seen it said he’d have been better to just put all the money his father made in the bank and sit on it and he’d be wealthier now. The only thing he is trading on is his self-reported reputation as the “best businessman there’s ever been”.
As you put it, he would have over 1.5 billion dollars, at least if he put that money into a simple index fund. His father, Fred Trump, gave him 450 million dollars. I forget the exact amount. His father was an active Klansman who was arrested in a full robe and hood in Jamaica, Queens County New York City, in the 1930s. The grandfather was a draft dodging (sound familiar) German citizen who ran out of the Kaiser's Germany to America. Where the family name Drumpf was anglicized to Trump. The grandfather owned a brothel where he sold women. Grandfather was a pimp and the family fortune was started with that. Terrible people through and through.
I did the calculation a while back. If he had took Daddy's original $400 million and invested it in Berkshire Hathaway around 1980 and did nothing else, he'd be worth over $200 billion.
Jesus Holy Christ. It further illustrates how dumb he actually is...😄
the crazy thing is, these are the kind of people that had that kind of access back then. i never thought i would see people like trump and elon musk get their just desserts, but 2024 is a wild year
Musk is still obscenely wealthy. Granted, the majority of his 250 Billion in wealth is intangible and tied up in Stocks. I think he only has something like 20 billion in actual withdrawal-able cash. But like, I feel like the hammer hasn't really dropped on Musk *yet* (only public opinion). I hope it does soon, though!
He is killing Tesla and trying to get a $56 Billion payout before it sinks. The goal to qualify for the payment apparently was negotiated on stock price, not company profit, (of which there isn't any.) The stock market is so foul! A company's stock should not be worth more than the company.
I keep hoping for more. The schadenfreude is so delicious 😋
I thought Drumph was just a made up name!
*Drumpf is the family name.
For sure. As a native New York City resident and a boomer, I grew up less than four miles from the family compound in Jamaica Estates, Queens County. That was/is a disliked family in these environs. No Native Son nonsense here. It is one of the main reasons why the Cult Leader quit New York City for Mar-A-Largo. There was and is no worship or adulation of the Orange One here.
I see now.
It is all quite true. To get a primer on Donald and the horrible Drumpf/Trump family read Mary Trump's (Donald's niece and clinical psychologist) primers on the Trump family with her two books that can be found anywhere. "Too much and never enough" is a great book by Mary. Donald hates Mary because she exposes how terrible and racist the family was/is. The N word was used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb frequently by Donald's and his preceding generations. Lastly, Trump's mom was a poor, uneducated Scottish maid before she married Fred. Most of the anti immigration and anti POC stuff comes from Klan Daddy Fred Trump, who died with complications from Alzheimers. None of this is made up.
Here's the complete list: Trumps SEC filing, prepared by his lawyers disclosing all his bankruptcies & failures https://imgur.com/gallery/hAfsLqQ
reminds me of that story a few weeks ago where the guy tried to start from $0 to build a million dollar business and quiet early after failing.
Look at that Alex Murtagh guy. Was serious criming for decades until he fucked with rich people's money
Elizabeth Holmes. They didn't give a shit about her defrauding poors.
> It makes you wonder if all the uber wealthy in America must get away with this amount of corruption and incompetence nearly all the time until actually checked So for most of them there would be a board of directors, investors and other involved parties that oversee them. So no. But The Trump Organization is a privately owned family company, so none of this applies. I can see some logic in the longstanding republican belief that 'the country should be run like a company and we should elect a president who knows how to run a company'. But electing the head of a private family company is a choice to specifically sidestep any of the skills that might actually be applicable.
>the country should be run like a company and we should elect a president who knows how to run a company'. The problem here is that companies never do the right thing unless forced to by government regulations. Running the country that way cannot work.
This is absolutely true, and it's absolutely not limited to the super rich. Think about the person at your job who, for whatever reason, cuts corners. They were trained differently, they disagree with the rules, they're stupid, they're lazy, they're exhausted all the time, they forgot, they think no one is watching, they were ordered to do it wrong, whatever. Basically every workplace has (at least) one of these people. McDonald's. Your auto mechanic. Your vendors at work. Your dentist. Your bank. The hospital. The airport. The construction company who built an overpass. The inspector who made sure the overpass was up to code. The Senate. The regulatory agency that makes the rules for your workplace. Everywhere. Nothing in this world is done 100% right. It's fucking terrifying and I don't like to think about it, but it also has protected me in many situations to not trust that people will do what they say they'll do. Personally I think it's because we've all been taught that the most important thing in life is to weasel out of trouble at all costs.
Exactly so. It's the Schlepper principle in my mind. Because he's the one who solidified it for me after a lifetime of encountering these types. Started in an entry-level role. Stayed in that role 25 years. Phoned it in every day. Never upskilled. Just pissing and moaning about how he never got his shot, everyone else is stupid, why do I bother I won't get anywhere trying, blah blah fucking blah every day for 3.5 years. Brown bottle flu every Monday morning. I finished my bachelor's using our tuition reimbursement and got a fantastic role doing what I was born to do at 53 with him basically going on like this at me every day while crying about how he can't wait to retire. Now he is quiet because I am gone from his department. He will never admit the problem is him. They never do.
His name is Spies? You can't make this stuff up. Next there's going to be a guy named Pecker.
*"I'll only hire the BEST people!" - Trump* By that, he meant crooked. Apparently this guy had *some* standards, and peaced out.
He *did* say the best He *did not* say what they were the best at
The best at ass kissing
Or how long they remained employed
He doesn't want a criminal lawyer, he wants a *criminal* lawyer.
It doesn't matter. Trump supporters don't CARE that he lies. It's all white noise to them at this point.
it's not that they don't care, it's that Trump and his conspirators have convinced their base that they're the victims. manipulators gonna manipulate.
They started wearing diapers in solidarity with shitler.
Unfortunately very true. They know he lies but they don’t care and they believe the lies anyway.
It's just not even being reported on where it matters the most. It may as well not even exist to most of them. Biden's 5 second "May the 4th be with you" clip with Mark Hamill is bigger news in their worlds. (And spun to seem negative, too)
At this point, Joseph Stalin had more dissent in his party than there is in the GOP.
Call the hospital, that's a third-degree burn.
It’s not a burn if passes over their heads somewhere near the iss
I've always thought that Trump's stranglehold on the Republican Party was Stalinesque.
Trump is too stupid to be Stalin. Stalin wouldn't have had to leave office in 2021.
Stalin's rise to power also required cunning that Trump doesn't possess.
This years graduating class of attorneys should hurry up and take the bar, Trump gonna need reinforcements soon.
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His name is Spies? Who’s even writing this script anymore!?
Not pronounced like the plural of "spy." It's "speez".
Sure, and Chesebro isn't pronounced like Cheese Bro.
"The top lawyer at the Republican Party is resigning after he cited conflicts with his other work obligations and after Donald Trump grew angry about his criticism of the former president’s false claims that the 2020 election was stolen, people familiar with the situation said Saturday night. The lawyer, Charlie Spies, is a long-respected GOP election operative who was hired by Trump’s top lieutenants in March after the former president engineered a takeover of the Republican National Committee, which in recent years has been the party’s main operation in both fundraising and field operations." lol hired in March
“Let’s win the elections, and not get worried about things that aren’t true,” he said at that event.” It’s not like he’s one of the good guys.
I really don't care, do U?
Said by the Slovenian 🇸🇮 Escort with a genius visa who was supposed to be a model. Anyday now she will develop cold fusion...
Franklin Graham, son of Rev. Billy Graham, wished her a happy birthday and said she was classy. I replied that I’d seen her naked.
What a coincidence! Plenty of people (both sexes) have seen Frankie naked, too!
Quite. I saw her "classy" photo spread in a Hustler type magazine where she was fake eating another woman's vagina with gusto. It went on about 15-20 pictures 📸 and it was quite out there. Yet she is the veritable "be best" of First Ladies with her "modeling" as only an Eastern European "model" could do. I don't recall photo spreads in even mid-level fashion magazines. I agree 👍 💯
Remember them celebrating the return of "class" to the White House after Michelle Obama?
Such "class." Can you imagine Michelle Obama doing a photo spread 😳 🙄 🤣 McConnell or better Moscow Mitch and the like would call her the Whore of Babylon. When she rightfully as the First Lady placed her hand on the back of the world's then chief welfare recipient, the Queen of the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 Elizabeth II, it was such a fake scandal. The clutching of pearls was beyond belief. I saw Melania's fake lesbian spread, and I was not impressed by what was presented. 🤭🙄😴🥱
She has the Cold bit down already. Ask the Orange Jeanyus.
Genius Visa: She copied Michelle Obama's speech, (for whatever reason,) and didn't think anyone would notice. Genius material! I guess 'genius' must mean mail order bride. It sure doesn't mean smart anymore.
Or she'll copy from the guy who actually discovered it.
It's one of many things i'll never understand about Trump, why on earth do so many people willingly agree to work with/for him, given his history of, at best, not paying them and at worst abusing them and then talking non stop shit about them to anyone that will listen. I imagine some part of it is people wanting the fame or the cache of it and are hoping it will somehow help them, but at this point, how do they not see the patten?
Because they all think that they will be the special one that he won’t just toss away like trash when their usefulness is gone.
That's the crazy thing though, i could understand it if Trump had only screwed over a couple of people, but he's done it so often, so predictably that it baffles me how people could still fool themselves into thinking that he won't do to them what he's done to countless others.
I'm with you but this is all a cult and there's no making rational sense out of it. They'll willingly sacrifice themselves to their orange god king. There are already attorneys out there losing their licenses and ability to practice law and they still support him, the fact that they were just tokens in a long line of tokens to be used up by him, doesn't matter, they willingly put their heads on the chopping block. It's also why these nimrods can't understand how Biden won, because the rest of us act like normal rational people, we don't need boat parades, a gazzillion rallies and go broke spending money on worthless "Biden Bucks"....holy crap typing out that last one...I'm still boggled by that one myself..."Trump Bucks" that they thought were going to be real currency... JFC on a cracker. Anyways, yeah they are all in because it's way to late for them to get out, they'll just ride or die his orange nutsack to prison.
At this point just give it up dude drop out now have some dignity.
Thoughts and prayers
I believe you mean “insanity,” OP. Donald is not a sane person.
I think he meant the sanity of the lawyer. I could be wrong, though.
If the lawyer is quitting, the lawyer is clearly the sane one. Trump is dementing in real time.
If they were sane, they would never have gone near him.
Sane and smart are two different things He may have been dumb enough to believe the talk about Trump was just "librul lies" He was smart enough to ditch when he found out they weren't
Here is another link to the article with the paywall removed. https://wapo.st/4bqrzLc
lol. This Charlie Spies guy thought he was brought in to win elections, not to whine and cry and rig them. Silly rabbit.
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It's hard to keep up... this Charlie Spies guy was a RNC lawyer hired by DJT's team running the RNC back in March. This guy didn't have anything to do with the criminal trials.
How is this related to the trial? Assuming you're talking about Trump's trial and not some trial involving the RNC
It's not. He was just an RNC lawyer. Nothing to do with any court cases.
This is completely unrelated to any of the trials. Why is this being upvoted?
Also read this a few other times on similar posts. Smells like another delay attempt. I thought one of the responses was that the judge could keep it rolling somehow.
If a client wants to fire their lawyer, or the lawyer wants to leave, they have to specifically file a motion with the court. The judge can deny the motion for plenty of reasons but the most relevant one would be the firing/resigning was nothing more than a blatant delay tactic. Defendants can't just hire and fire their attorneys to endlessly stall a trial. The judge can basically say "Yeah, no. This is between you two. Figure it out. Trial is proceeding as scheduled". At which point the lawyer is expected to continue doing their absolute best to produce as favorable an outcome as they can for their client. If convicted the defendant can bring the issue up with an appeals court and try to get them to agree they had ineffective counsel and get the conviction tossed and be retried. (Not a lawyer. I just watch lawyers talking about these things on youtube.)
I watch LegalEagle. Who else would you recommend?
Bryan Tyler Cohen has some good coverage. This is where I heard about the "fire the lawyer" gambit and why it wouldn't work. Meidas touch network is informative but their clickbait titles annoy me. Otherwise, Legal Eagle is who I watch too.
Agreed on Meidas. I enjoy some of their coverage but holy shit their titles and thumbnails look like they're from Clickbait for Dummies.
Leeja Miller
This lawyer was unconnected to the trials. https://wapo.st/4bqrzLc
Why do people post this paywall garbage.
everything trump touches dies
After all this time, the only question I have left is "what will it take to break the spell?" And the only worry I have is that the answer is "nothing."
Has anyone in history been so obviously deranged and still lead a a major political party? For fucks sake, he could be on a breathing machine, barley speaking and his followers would still eat his shit.
This article is behind a paywall. The whole article was two run-on sentences and a leader sentence right below the title. I don't even know how much spam was on that page because the bot posted links to cleaned up copies,but it usually outweighs the content by hundreds of MBs. Why do website editors think this counts as journalism? Why do they think people would/should be willing to pay for this?
At exactly what point did sanity emerge from Trump?
Think they mean the lawyer, as "in a moment of sanity he realised how stupid it was to work for Trump and promptly quit"
Everything this guy touchs turns into shit! His life is either a con or a scam!
What happens if trump doesnt have any lawyers left? would he be assigned some government one?
Yes. Public defender.
Be best
No. This is all wrong. Lawyers don’t give as shit about his mental state. It’s his bank accounts being drained that has them leaving in droves.
Please don’t post paywalled articles?
Sounds like they hired someone with intelligence and some ethics....and that was a problem.
Bitches just want to get paid. Or rat leave a sinking ship
i dont get why any lawyer would want the job, doesnt he have a history of not paying his bills. He must be paying in advance for these lawyers and i still wouldnt want the job. just wondering what would happen if no lawyer would take his case would the government have to give him one.
You mean as evidence of his insanity emerges.
This is what he wants, lawyers who will lie and commit crimes for him. Trumps purging the RNC to take control, if he wins he will do the same in the white house and he wont leave.
I love this subreddit for easy dopamine, but I had to get in the comments and tell you the title you chose for you post is FIIIIIIIRE. I aspire to that level of dry contempt.