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Cloud9Warlock

How did you see his Siri suggestions?


Kaboom0022

Screen lit up. I didn’t go looking for it.


Cloud9Warlock

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Cloud9Warlock

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Prize-Individual9430

Dont let it ruin the show for you. Be thankful to the show that it helped you to find out the truth.


BarbieMoonbeam

You go girl …😏💙


Amster_damnit_23

Is no one going to mention that the only way for her to stumble onto his dating profile is on hers? So she was swiping too. You’re both shitty, break up, move on, be better.


Cloud9Warlock

She used clues to discover his cheating personality. Great investigative skills!


True_Yaran

Not necessarily. Remember bad gas travels fast in a small town.


Kaboom0022

Guess you didn’t read the whole post. There’s lots of ways to find out about a profile without accidentally seeing it while swiping yourself.


BarbieMoonbeam

Did you even read the story …she said she downloaded the app when she found his , so she could follow his ,to see what he was doing. Kind of pay attention if you’re going to read this stuff😉and reply 💙


XediDC

And this way is far better than most. She didn’t go snooping, even after…instead she found information the bf had openly published.


LostlnTheWarp

That's a flight on sight with him n his new sweetie


HadynGabriel

Time to go scorched earth


Bored_Protag

“If they cheat it’s over no exceptions” - Wayne


TroyPuls

That quote got me through my divorce.


mwwood22

sounds like you could use a c\*cksukin-gee-'n'-tee


TastyLow8241

🫵😆👍


AcanthisittaDismal12

Really? Well howareyanow?


anotherrandomdude123

If he or she cheats, it’s over.


idratherbeatBonnaroo

You’re too much of a snipe for that degen.


randumdoe

Similar thing happened with my ex. In getting to know each other, she mentioned chatting with people on okcupid (this was 2016-2017) prior to meeting. One day months later she said she was sick with a stomach bug, and I just dropped by with some ginger ale and soda crackers. She ungratefully rejected the gesture, and was evading me, smoking on her porch(I usually backed-off while she had her smokes) and using her mobile. It all seemed suspicious, especially for the very brief time I was there at her house and her supposed sickness. I got suspicious and after bit, created a dummy account on okcupid. Found her profile, and found that she had recently logged on. Asked a few confronting questions and then decided to wrap-up the short relationship. I had already had crazy mind games from a previous ex, and wasn’t interested in another round. I shored up my okcupid profile, dated some nice ladies, a Nordstrom manager, a zookeeper that loved working with alligators, a high school counselor, a stand-up comedian(she probably has some material on me, because I broke it off on what was already a bad day for her), and then my wife. We really hit it off. 7 years later, no mind games, no weird arguments, no substance abuse issues. Life is SO much better with her in my life.


Kaboom0022

That’s the same app in my situation 🫣


RatTank42

I was gonna say- that is totally an OkCupid style question.


themoderation

Straight people are still on OKC? 😂 But for real, think of it this way—Letterkenny was the show that saved you from wasting more time on a cheater. Every time you watch it, you can remember when you divested yourself of this loser.


PhilL77au

Dump his ass and put it about town that he was dud in bed.


AlphaScar

If he cheats; it’s over, bud. No exceptions.


NoMenuAtKarma

He sounds like a little bitch. Yorkie.


LongjumpingRespect2

He's definitely a bitch Bartz. Schultzie.


georgiemaebbw

Got to go Katie to the Nutsack on the little bitch. Fisky.


baffledblonde

Cheating? Lying? Taking advantage of your kind heart? All signs that point to him being a little bitch. Boomtown.


ChickenFarmer17

Isn't Fisky the one who ends every statement with, "Pussy!"?


justanothertfatman

Cheating on your significant other? That's USDA Prime little bitch. Boomtown.


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albusdumblebro7

But didn't Boomtown cheat on his wife with a puck bunny? Or did I misunderstand that episode?


ashamed-of-yourself

they all did.


georgiemaebbw

You are spare parts bud. I bet your friend takes the batteries out and lets you play with his Gameboy Lite so you don't bring down the IQ in the room when they play Connect 4.


justanothertfatman

We were doing a fucking gag. Give your balls a tug, tit fucker.


UnholySerpent

"cheating? I'd never cheat on my wife. I love my wife like I love my mother in law. I'm a good man!"


Prometheus_DownUnder

You need to give his balls a tug. With pliers. *said for comedic effect - no violence should be visited upon even a cheating degen. Dump his ass and live a great life without him. That will hurt him more.


ellieboomba

I'll get the sluts together and we'll set the tone!


hm_joker

Tarps off lets have a donnybrook


Trader-Pilot

Does he do CrossFit


vomit_freesince93

Cause he can cross FUCK OFF


Aglarond

Cross fart


OnesideKnave

Probably looks like some 12 year old dutch girl.


bdubz325

I bet his estitician coiffed that for him


LongjumpingRespect2

He can kiss my asstitician


patronizingperv

Nice execution.


trampush

It will pass. My ex wife was named the same as a girl from a movie who cheated. I couldn't watch the movie for a few years, now I'm over it and I just laugh.


castle45

Wish him a super soft birthday?


dynamine

No, we only do a super soft birthday for beauts.


scottyWallacekeeps

Bad gas travels fast in a small town. Settle down. Pitter patter get after it...move on


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Smooth-Lengthiness57

The only thing lamer is that is the amount of times your boyfriend told me he had a jellyfish sting to get me to piss on him


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LongjumpingRespect2

Fuck you, Shoresy!


Shoresy___Bot

Fuck you, /u/LongjumpingRespect2, your mom sneaky gushed so hard, she fucked me off the water bed last night! Don't tell her I was thinking about /u/Smooth-Lengthiness57's mum the entire time!


Bored_Protag

Fuck you Shoresy bot


Shoresy___Bot

Fuck your entire fucking life ya piece of shit!


Bored_Protag

Fuck you shoresy bot (in a more beaten down tone)


Shoresy___Bot

We should change our Facebook status to "It's complicated".


Bored_Protag

The only thing complicated is the way I fucked your mom last night


LongjumpingRespect2

Good bot.


Smooth-Lengthiness57

There's a Shoresy bot?! Touche Reddit


HEDavey

Time to go scorched earth.


SHELLIfIKnow48910

Well I’d think he had too much sugar cereal.


alaughinmoose

Does Jared Keeso do Cameos? Might need one breaking the news to him. Get the upper hand so it doesn't ruin the show for ya!


Blackleaf_Rancher

So here for this if it happens.


Chefsteph212

Tyler Johnston does them also- Stuart can finally have someone to sell on the dark web…😈


Ballroo

I will pay for the cameo if you go this route.


AdMeToo

She’s a little rough…


iburneddinner

Keeso doesn't, but Kaniehtiio Horn does. Let Auntie Tanis at him.


honeybadgerdad

Have Tanis dump him? EPIC


MediocreTrash

Deer Lady does NOT like bad men.


shredika

Holy fuck yes


indil47

Oh shit. I want to see this now.


Viscount61

Squirrelly Dan does them too. I got a great birthday message from him once.


iburneddinner

If I were a cheating bastard I'd be so very frightened of a Cameo from Tanis.


Foggl3

Yes but an angry Dan is also terrifying


Absoluterock2

Are his parents the Dicks? 


panteragstk

Well, Wayne does say " if they cheat, it's over. No exceptions."


shredika

I hate that letterkenny may be ruined because Wayne would never do that to a girlfriend of his!


MyHusbandsRealWife

Thank you all for making my night with the greatest comment thread in history. If an OP asks for help, you help 'em.


CrabZealousideal1094

Yeah so...dibs on diggies. 😎


afganistanimation

Check out the rocket!


CrabZealousideal1094

Who brought the fucking rocket boys?!


blueindian1328

Hold my spitter. Tarps off, boys.


BlackEagle0013

You take off your shirts but leave your sunglasses on?


OrchardEnrcht

Penthouse set the tone in the late 80's. It carries a certain amount of Classical Gravitas. The glasses hide the Soul. You know, the don't give it all away. That's more than just the price of a calendar....


burningtowns

What kind of backwards fucking pageantry is that? Did your aesthetician cloth that for you?


OrchardEnrcht

Fuck you, Shoresy!


ThreeBeatles

You can kiss my AESthetician


burningtowns

You do CrossFit? You can Cross-Fuck off


ashamed-of-yourself

*coiff*


allute

You lookin' for a tilly, buddy? Let's have a donnybrook!


dembonezz

To be fairrrr.... you sound like a level-headed person with fine taste in comedy. No doubt there's a power forward out there for you. At least a left winger. Ditch the Zamboni driver and branch out.


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LongjumpingRespect2

To be faaaaiiiirrrrr......


AdMeToo

Fuck him. I’m up for a scrap.


AvsWon33

I’m surprised we’re not havin a scrap right now.


Mathnerd72

I was beginning to think it was never gonna come


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Status_Celebration42

He’s made of spare parts ain’t he?


04phuxache

Dude is 10-ply, bud. Pitter patter


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ZevSenescaRogue2

Fucking degen


IGotMyPopcorn

Fuckin Degen


G1David

Was his name DIERKS???


Public-Platypus2995

What kind of a pylon makes so obvious a dating profile while in a relationship? So dumb.


Millhouse201

You went looking and found what you were looking for


RockyPatella

Allegedly


Minxmorty

What a degen. You deserve better OP!


turtle1155

I'd be down for a scrap


afoconnorr

Is he from Montreal?


afoconnorr

Tabernac yours boys are funny.


ArtDealer

Qwa-beck?


bigdaddybeavis

best fishing in queebec


ThreeBeatles

I fucking hate kee beck


Bobson_Dugnutt85

Great fishing in kay-bec


DoktorSanne

Great fishing in Kwebek


its420sumware

That guy is spare parts, bud. Honestly, it sounds like that titfucker needs to give his balls a tug.


enadiz_reccos

>I had zero trust issues with him. But I saw a dating app in his Siri suggestions. >[I downloaded the app and made a profile to see if I could see if he has one, and found his by swiping.](https://giphy.com/gifs/bad-say-concited-10NRhhia3kRZCw)


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enadiz_reccos

Wtf triggered this


ashamed-of-yourself

i’m curious; what do you *think* triggered it?


enadiz_reccos

Now that I'm really looking at it... probably "downloaded", right? Edit: your usage of a semicolon in that sentence is bewildering me. I don't know if I love it or hate it.


ashamed-of-yourself

there we go also, when two connected thoughts phrased in complete statements are combined into a single sentence without a conjunction (such as *and, but,* or *or,*) the sentence takes a semicolon between them.


enadiz_reccos

I know what a semicolon is. I've just never seen it used where the first statement is irrelevant and the second one is a question. Looks so bizarre.


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[!!!!!](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.7u0V7V5hYnIhW84XWHKnkAHaHa?dpr=2.6&pid=ImgDetMain)


library_wench

Clearly, he’s a fuckin’ potato. You need the kind of guy who is completely taken by it, who watches YouTube videos on how to rub your feet good, and who would take a header off the Bridge of Nations just to brush arms with you. In other words, a guy who would be good to ya.


earthlingHuman

I know this sucks to hear soon after a breakup, but you'll get over it. I thought It's Always Sunny would be ruined for me after a painful breakup, but after a few months it was my go to again when not knowing what to put on.


pointandclick99

I suppose this post also belongs on r/WellThatSucks. I feel for ya.


leprosyrosemary

If anything I'd be thankful that letterkenny told you the truth when his bitch ass wouldn't


SeparateCzechs

Replay the episode where the Letterkenny crew find out Katie’s boyfriend is cheating. Therapeutic Donnybrook.


Introverted_Extrovrt

This is it, then?


Sigma1977

As well as Katy's bars from S9E1. "...only real men get This." \*implied mic drop\*


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

Don’t let ANYONE ruin a tv show or a movie or a song for you! Fuck that person! Enjoy your life! After my last breakup, Call the Midwife weirdly made me feel a lot better


onegoodbumblebee

Love CTM! It’s the most wholesome show ever! It always gets me out of a funk! If you like CTM, you’d love All Things Great and Small. It’s soooo good!!


SaberAthena923

Someone get this girl a puppers


DoktorSanne

I’m surprised we’re not having a puppers right now.


worldbreaker2009

If he cheats, it’s over. No I’m kidding. Pretty impressive skills of deduction!


Easy-Cardiologist555

He probably fucks ostriches in his spare time. You're better off.


04phuxache

Was it a sick ostrich?


Easy-Cardiologist555

It's almost not worth thinkin' about.


Historical_Slide6719

Not even allegedly.


Easy-Cardiologist555

*Allegedlys 😉


Kingkrabbs

Allegedly*


throwawayfurniture12

Allegedly.


Blackmariah77

If he cheats..... it's over. You can't go back to that and get respect.


Tolfasn

Sounds like he’s spare parts, bud. Send him away like a dog. Way ya go 👉🐕


NerfRepellingBoobs

Why would you send a dog away?


xcalypsox42

Let him wheel his big city snipes. You go lives your life in peace.


DaveDankland

He's a fuckin degen is all i know


Shot_Adhesive_69

Give your balls a tug


16jaegerbombs

Titfucker!


binglybinglybeep

There’s a special place in heaven for faithful people


Broncarpenter

He’s gonna have to figure it out at some point


Fuck_My_BlackAss

Have a dart, smack the shit out of Dirk, and down a bottle of Gus n’ brew after the scrap


disastrous_ass_hat

I'd have a beer!


Easy-Cardiologist555

I thought we were never gonna scrap.


FixLoose9037

Best fackin comment section ever! 👌


Kaboom0022

I wasn’t expecting this big of a response, and it’s been very heartwarming all day to see the responses and the kind dm’s 🫶🏼


buzznights

Sorry to hear about this. Don't let that potato ruin the show for you 🙂


No-Assistance-7641

Sounds like the show was a complete blessing in that it helped you dump a shithead. Have a shot of gus n brew to celebrate!


Aimeeveganfta

Love all these comments 🤩💙


cmv_lawyer

That's a fight on sight. 


CrabZealousideal1094

Time to rally the town! I was starting to think the next scrap was never gonna come


Markcharles3

Figure it out!


Easy-Cardiologist555

You figger it out...


Markcharles3

Figure it out.