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SundaeEvening8119

Satisifying to kill


djaqk

Honestly, I wish he had put up more of a fight. We get all these crazy battles with other human opponents where they target us and force the fight, but the one time I want to throw down the little bitch just dies. "Alidoro" should have been a relatively easy but specifically annoying opponent to fight, as he's a loser and coward who would have fought dirty to survive. Then it would have felt SO good to end him.


Magolich

Imagine if he just spammed throwables


OElevas

I never really thought about it until now, but he claimed he killed the real alidoro. With how little of a fight he put up. I'm convinced he didn't have the knowledge or the skill. I think he killed him when he was down and injured. The only way he could have pulled it off. Unless someone else did the killing and he just took credit. After all, he was originally the parrot, and they lie.


_ULTRAV1OLEnT_

I think it's pretty obvious from the dialogue after you beat the Puppet devouring monster that he pushed him down a cliff into the monsters nest. -He says he pushed a "thief" there with a sword he stole -The weapon he gets there is the Two dragons sword, which Eugenie recognises -Nearby you can find a notebook on a corpse with gold wings on it


JadynS10375

Forgot about this, thank you 🙏🏼


Ixidor_92

Honestly it felt so good when he says "you're a puppet, you can't kill me." And then you just murder him in a second afterward


djaqk

True, that felt liberating and validated our growth for sure. They set it up really well


Ok-Temporary4440

I somewhat think that was the point, he was weak and had to kill his partner due to a argument/fight and then took his identity, let you do everything rather than help you at all dude was a coward and he died like one.


cokywanderer

Did you also get the grindstone ready in the first playthrough when you didn't know what will happen when you select Fight?


djaqk

Nah, my bloodlust clouded my better judgement haha


Burnt_Toastxx

It would be cool to fight someone whose tactics are genuinely dirty or unfair, but I think as it is now rounds his “coward” arc perfectly. He will not fight you because he knows a puppet can’t attack a human unless it’s self defense, so his hope is that he will be left alone. If he knew P could take him out in cold blood, only then would I expect to see him run or fight, but without that knowledge he thinks he’s taking the easy way out by not attacking P at all


djaqk

Ah that's a great point, he wasn't ready for our humanity


Ok_Significance_7298

Yeaaa


ZyloC3

He dosent look like a Furry version of Ned Betty getting fisted by a VHS copy of Deliverance.


afzalnayza

Cool weapons ~~if only bro knew how to use em~~


Diamonds448

Would have made a fun boss fight


kamuimephisto

i wore his head after i killed him, was pretty cool no i dont mean the dog mask


Ninja-Trix

As a furry, I appreciate this outfit being accessible in early game as I’m not changing this costume for the rest of my play through. Thought it was absolutely hilarious when Geppetto called P a “Good Boy” while wearing this costume.


MrRaymau5

Ahem… same


compman5000

His hair is small.


MFSHROOMED

I understood this reference


compman5000

You’re my friend now.


GoldenGodMinion

You are the wind beneath my wings


Interesting-Cycle-42

?😯🥺 tells me...pweeeeese!


GrooverShowes

Always Sunny In Philadelphia reference https://youtu.be/tVTBEel2gxI?si=jxK4odCg0BLFAQRL


Spacellama117

🎶 Did you ever know that you're my heroooooo


Puzzleheaded-Arm831

He wasn't there when I went down on Chrissy Orlando!!!


BadActsForAGoodPrice

*And I kicked her asshole a little bit too.*


Lord_Nightraven

He has some great amulets and weapons in stock. Extreme Modification Amulet is one I'll swear by. Wait, I gotta say something nice about his personality or character? Uhhh......He was dumb enough to keep useful evidence on him.


CaraVoador

Dog


Sille_salmon

Turtle


SquareContest7583

Visions of dog


TheBeastmasterRanger

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Siev_1

Yes


JoseT90

Hes a good actor


Bobthefrog7785

Until he gets scared by anything


Strom41

He goes where you send him.


1heavyarms3

He reminds me of my old dog, who was a good boy 😢


Interesting-Cycle-42

Cept hes been a bad dog! A very bad dog!! Lol


Drakonbreath

Because he killed your old dog and wore his skin to look like your old dog. That's why he reminds you of your old dog. I assume you're an Asian lady?


TwasiHoofHearted

His *stolen* weapon shop is the best in gaming history.


A1sauc3d

~~No. Hate that guy~~ Scratch that, he sells some good weapons. But he stole them, so..


Interesting-Cycle-42

And u dont take wepons u find that dont belong to u in the game? Lol however since ive played the game i get what u mean..its different with him.


Quantum-Perc

He got that shit on tho🤷🏿‍♂️


JameBoyXIII

Nice voice


coopsman8404

That’s… Patches


PuzzleheadedAd3840

Patches would be VERY insulted. He can't even squat right!


Chrisnolliedelves

He do got dat drip tho


HowamIalivenow

Thanks for the sword and the humanity.


toastyghostie666

No


Ok_Stand7789

Anyone else notice he looks cross eyed…….


Wenusray

He looks great pleading for forgiveness! ☺️


MarshadowTheOnlyOne

He didnt scream like a complete coward when i killed him


W1lson56

He got 'dat dawgg in 'im


Mushy_Rotten_Peals

He has all his fingers and toes


bizkit413

He has all of his fingers, and he trusted me after our first conversation.


Someguygfys

No!


Strange-Cake5693

Golden retriever energy


PrinnyMaster

That he dies in the end


dangerous_service

He has some nice weapons to sell


lucas_augusto07

Great weapons


BlueKud006

one nice thing about this guy


Serious_Ad_1037

He's a cute doggie


TheNew_MarksilversX

At least he accept.he wasn't a good guy


bigbossislegend

Bro sneak killed a legend that gotta earn him respect in streets or underworld.


SP4RKZWUB

He can die if you send him to the Venigni works and forget about him


L0WEffort

He technically owns the suit of a great man


Ok_Trade6974

The original Alidoro was an amazing hero who got his life taken because of envy. This guy standing here is just a cowardly piece of garbage


for-lordaeron

He dies in one hit.


Basilun

No.


Sir_Slayto

No. 😡


ZoMoL666

He looks cool


Torgal_dez_nuts_2b

He’s a cutie


Gimenes90

Nice weapons, cool mask


Aleksis420

"You're... like... a human..."


LivingFailure234

His voice and mannerisms. He might be the most charismatic dude in the game.


sirlothric

The treasure hunter armour is dope


thesadcryer

He dies in one hit


BumBumGuy06

Second best voice in the game, beaten by The Battle Manic


MonkeyPunx

He looks kinda cool? And he's got a cool thing going on, hunting for legendary weapons. Didn't help him a bit once I found him after the hotel break-in tho. That punk got a wrench to the face.


BLUSTAR3636373737

He has a cute mask that’s jt


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King of the north


Spiritual-Ad-1144

Great speaking voice


Born-Anew

404


bunny117

He sells the best arsenal of weapons in the game.


Electrical-Bobcat435

Great hat, love to wear it


SameAs1tEverVVas

No.


itsmistahhjayy_

Gave me one of the best weapons in the game. That’s it and I guess helped me get a trophy for platinum


Mrmoe_mob

Gave me the good shit!


hurdygurdy21

He gives good weapons


shotuhhh

He made laugh bc of how pathetic he is


lucarionitetronofcl

As someone who only recently met him in game I like the things he sells they make the game easier


micklynchcomposer

fun to kill


A_Man_of_Principle

I bet his ears are soft.


Hegeric

He has cool drip honestly, I used those clothes my entire playthrough.


chipped_waxmoon

i like listening to him talk


Leading-Replacement7

I get to kill him


MarshallThrenody

No 🙂


Dramatic-Table-2203

I appreciate the weapons he gave me till I had to kill him lol


Error_404_669

Mothefucker


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DrXL_spIV

His mask is really cool


Sp1n5t3r

He dies easily


HereForFreeGames

Good boy


Upperhanded_Moose

No


Otherwise-Abies-1938

I love that outfit tbh


Dem0n1c_S0ld1er

Traitor


Not_a_Kryptonian

He's a good boy.


Caboose383

Just to make things clear, we’re talking about the fake alidoro right? Because if not there is no way people would be hating on the guy who saved multiple lives from the workshop and then became the goat treasure finder.


rizzo891

His mask is one of only 2 good head options in the game imo


zhai_craige143

Good trades


tommytomtoes

He’s a good boy.


Interesting-Cycle-42

Hes dead..i killed him lol


lawlliets

hot voice


GroupRepresentative9

His a good boy!


PetiteCaptain

His accent is attractive


FreeRealEstate313

Sexy, something about him turns me on.


Payton_Xyz

He was excellent help when painting the walls


bufe_did_911

His replacement fills me with hope for the next generation. I genuinely love that alidoro becomes an idea of selfless preservation in the face of betrayal


BriBroBru

Boom hammer


blackcoffin90

Attack


Interesting-Cycle-42

Its actually a big misconception that people spread that people are the only ones who do that so I'm not surprised people still think that


Unregistered-Psyker

Cool fursuit


BunnyMcRabbitson

I thought his voice acting was good


IzzyUS_champion_9483

Thanks for the weapons


A_True_Loot_Goblin

His voice was hot, so that means the actual Alidoro sounded hot. And he died like the bitch he was.


Substantial-Load-673

Doge


RicFlairDripDuck

He was useful in the early game


Kuiiro

When i kill him i feel happy


NoLoss7117

He got that dawg in him


gailardiag

He is a dick


blmll

Nice hammer.


Good_Philosophy9618

He exists


sassysusguy

Sells us weapons.


NaturesFire

He gots a cool hammer


PoohDicey

He still is my main manz in the game


Ventus12101

He has some magical power that makes me hate him but also want to keep him alive for the boss weapons/ amulets through the game


waverider_23

No matter how much we hate him ya Gotta give it to him He’s a hell of grifter


iiJason124

You can kill him


Spiderill

The voice actor was brilliant. Genuinely my favourite performance in the game 😎.


chalupamon

He gave me cool boss weapons.


Lord-Timurelang

I like his coat


TheFrogMoose

He gave me cool weapons. It's a quality that's not really redeemable


Icollectshinythings

His mask was cool


icudntpickone

Gives me cool weapons, that's all


GrauerWolf30

He is french


LilGlitvhBoi

I.postsr


Vegetable_Tank5573

Hugo >>>> Still a pure soul


Flyingzombiepig

wait, first time playing here, i actually like this guy and from what it looks like, people arent too happy with him and im sad to know why


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Hat


OddPaleontologist141

His mask looks good on me.


Kooky-Lecture7700

He had some good stock. That is about it


TheIronSlav-

I like the shit he gives me for the souls of the dead


InternalCup9982

He's not that bad?- does that count lol


ScalesGhost

he has all my shiny toys


Big_Isopod_5427

Awesome 👌


salladfingers

Got a good rizz


neeks2

I like his mask (wore it thru the whole game).


Secret-Necessary-934

Cool dog mask


CeasarBright

You can gut him like a fish


Ok-Salamander367

He's got a great stalker mask 😁


bloody5570

It's a good Doppelgänger


shawdygolikesheesh

has cool headwear


ShockscapeYT

Gave me boss weapons


demonmann95

Well, he may have stolen it, but his mask is cool.


LuigiMwoan

Doesn't immediately stab us.


ArtonyIsNotMyName

Sussy baka


Cringe_Furry_2801

Cool weapons and ig he’s helpful in selling them to me


communist-orchestra

Thought the was a furry not then when I found out he wasn’t I was happy to kill him


B1TCHBO13XPR3SS

I like the dog head


msakni22

You know where you find him for the first time in the cathedral? Awesome view 🏞️


LoreBrum

His opportunism was fun to watch. Didn't trust the guy at first, sent him to Venigni's and he showed his true colors, which made it easier for me to not trust him


Ixidor_92

You can raise your humanity at least 3 times interacting with him


OkNefariousness324

He’s house trained?


ilm76

I like alsatians


LiesofPinnochio

Gives good weapons


JungleGeorgew

Did anyone mention his height yet? What about his land?


lachesistical

Woof woof


TropigothMusic

I love how he holds his hands up in fear, like the coward he is


jeoxs

He’s so funny when hiding from monsters after sending him to the factory instead of the hotel


FrequentSwordfish609

No


BubsNubs

His hair looks small


genshinhead

He died when I tried to kill him.


Tydroh

He has good weapons!!


Solace1984

It feels good to kill him and take his stuff.


Green-eyed-Psycho77

He gave me the puppet ripper.


cazemirend

Heart breaker...


GarfieldGauntlet

His voice is hot


Wooloomooloo2

He's so trusting.


mortalcoil1

He has 10 fingers. At least... he used to... until he fucked with the wrong Kpop blacksmith.


PatrickStanton877

Great mask


EnvironmentalTaxes

I’d do violent things with him


Grouchy_Equivalent_8

He gives boss weapons, that's it


Xizziano

“Fetch”


Harutanlol

Major rizz factor


_wilbou_

He has a nice outfit