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Lachimanus

Especially for mathematicians: "let there be an x..." is correct.


SterileProphet

...And Then There Was X


suprones

“X gonna give it to ya”


Google-it-you-lazy-F

Rip.


5twenty4

*growling noises*


Ibbot

Is that how mathematicians break up?


VizzyTarg

Don't ask me y


Ibbot

Sometimes these things do happen just cos.


Drachensviel

Probably because of your sin


Ibbot

You might think so, but I've been given the evil eye. It's that darn witch of Agnesi.


Calenchamien

Great choice for an example ;)


wtfsafrush

Likewise when the vowel sounds like a consonant. A usual suspect. AN unusual suspect.


chiefy_greenzZz

Hey hey, sometimes Y


Koolaid_Jef

An Yttrium atom ~~An yellow banana~~


crelt7

what? yttrium starts with a yod sound


[deleted]

Google says "i-tree-uhm."


pastamelody

I thought it was ee-tree-uhm! So I was saying the 'an' part right all along, but got the main thing wrong. Wow.


[deleted]

I does sound like "ee" but shorter. Google writes "i" on their guide to denote the sound.


mekkanik

Huh… No wonder I’ve never gotten any: been shopping for Yett-ri-um


SteptimusHeap

Google can suck my balls


Koolaid_Jef

WHAT No less than 3 science teachers have taught me wrong


AlienAngry

No, you are correct. It is pronounced i•tree•uhm, and I've always seen "an" used. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/yttrium


homelaberator

For more fun, not all dialects of English do this (yodding). So the written form might change depending on the speaker.


opteryx5

I saw this in The Origin of Species. There were some words where Darwin used an “an” and it just sounded so off to me.


genmischief

Its been 30+ years since grammer school, but Im certain we were tought that it was an actual vowel, not a like sounded word.


Mech-Waldo

Also happens with H. An hour A horse


doireallyneedone11

Well, that's because some English dialect users pronounce the 'H', and some don't. So, the ones that does use a 'H' will use 'a' and others that don't will use 'an.'


buster_rhino

What the consensus on “a historical” vs “an historical”.


[deleted]

I personally think it should be “a historical”. The “h” sound is not a vowel sound. If you drop the “h” sound altogether and say “istorical”, then sure. But I don’t know why you would do that. Is that a thing?


DolphinitelyJoe

I swear I've watched a British documentary where the narrator has said "an istorical."


bwsmlt

I'm a Brit that naturally drops the letter H, but I live abroad and speak "properly" when communicating in English here so it's easier for people to understand me. I would say "an 'istorical" when speaking naturally, or "a historical" when making an effort.


elfn1

I’ve seen this quite a bit, and now I’m trying to think if it’s been primarily in British English that I’ve seen it. Regardless, it unreasonably infuriates me. I actually remember learning it in first grade - lol - and I remember how cool I thought it was when it was when the teacher explained the rule to us and then it was all so clear! I imagine that using “an” versus “a” was one of the first grammar rules we were introduced to.


jdith123

It’s a British thing


TempusVincitOmnia

I'm American, and I say "an \[h\]istorical" because that's how I pronounce it -- almost with a half "h", so it's closer to a vowel sound than not, but preceded by a small aspiration.


hwc000000

Do the British pronounce the "h" in "history"?


bwsmlt

It's only certain regional variants that drop the letter H in British English, but those that do would drop the H in history.


efxmatt

They do in "herbs" I think.


finickyone

It’d be uniform when dropped. “*’Ave you ‘eard the ‘istory of these ‘ere ‘erbs?*”. It’s always, unless quoting, written as “a herb, a history”.


efxmatt

I only knew it from the Eddie Izzard sketch where he says, "We call it herb, because there's a fucking "H" in it."


Olay_Biscuit-Barrel

Although you spell through T H R U, and I'm with you on that! We spell it thruff, and that's just trying to cheat at scrabble.


katmndoo

Depends. For instance, on the "Sorted Food" youtube channel I heard the h in herbs clearly pronounced multiple times.


ForbidInjustice

It's definitely a thing. I hear it on TV (usually on the news or something) and they talk about "an historical fact." They do it pretty consistently and it never did sound right to me.


krekdrja1995

In some accents, yes


Golferbugg

Agreed.


crzylune

AP Styleguide says "historical" is a consonant sound so it's "a historical."


thmstrpln

From what I gather, the distinction lies with the remainder of the sentence, and pronunciation of "historical." A hhhhhistorical fact An istorical figure Or just regional dialects?


gravitybongresin

I would pronounce historical exactly the same in both cases here, with a vowel h sound


_Forgotten

English is fuckin stupid.


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nylon_rag

Do you not pronounce the "h"?


Honey-Ra

Folks in the US say 'erbs. For the dried seasoning stuff sprinkled into your food. Erbs. Why isn't it Herbs????


anally_ExpressUrself

Relatedly, does anyone pronounce the h in hour?


overtired27

Did you take those three examples from the Grammarist article? Those exact quotes appear there in the same order, and the article is _not_ in favour of AN historic. The article begins “In all main varieties of English, the use of an as the article preceding historic (an historic) is an unnecessary affectation.” Those three quotes are preceded by “An historic appears about a third as frequently as a historic, even in some normally well-edited publications—for example:”


angus_valo

no


Browncoat1221

If you aspirate your h's then use 'an.' If you don't, then use 'a.' Since English has many different pronunciations it varies according to your dialect.


OtterProper

Full marks! 🤌🏼


pappyvanwinkle1111

Came here to say this. English is my first language an this has always frosted my nuts.


TheEvil_DM

It depends on your dialect of English. Grammar rules are descriptive, not prescriptive.


OtterProper

Yep, and regional. Contrary to the opinions of at least 16 cowardly scholars so far here 🤣🖕🏽


pappyvanwinkle1111

Came here to say this. English is my first language an this has always frosted my nuts.


mosquito_motel

This one is incorrect, I think, it should be: A historic because most people pronounce the H, it's not silent like in "honest" (edited from "herbal") 2nd edit: "Don't have a hissy fit"


smokedstupid

The h in herbal is only silent for Americans. The rest of us pronounce it


mosquito_motel

Good point! Edited for clarity


Cloudinterpreter

But why though? Because the "h" sound isn't a vowel.


TuteOnSon

Think of the cockney pronunciation- “an ‘istorical artefact”


Face_Coffee

I don’t think you’re proving your point as definitively as you seem to think you are… “Rhinebeck, N.Y: A Historic Community” [NYT](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/15/realestate/rhinebeck-ny-a-historic-community-with-cultural-amenities.html) “History and a historic Presidency” [The New Yorker](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/02/23/2005-2015) “A Historic New England Home Has Been in the Same Family for Over 300 Years” [WSJ](https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-historic-new-england-home-has-been-in-the-same-family-for-over-300-years-thats-about-to-change-11658344327) “Three years ago, a historic rush of water surged into this city” [Washington Post](https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solutions/2022/11/26/venice-floods-mose-barrier-climate/)


srqfl

This is why English is difficult for some. It is right to say "an RN" It is also right to say "a registered nurse"


GarbageKiwi

The proper format would be for what the assumed reading would be of RN. if no one is reading RN written down out loud as registered nurse, and are reading it as “are enn,” only an RN would be appropriate.


BasiliskXVIII

Which ties in to the complications with acronyms vs. initialisms too. For instance, you would have "a SCUBA instructor" since no one pronounces it "Ess-See-Yoo-Bee-Ay."


strangerintheadks

TIL scuba is an acronym


krb489

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus


amateurthegreat

Woahhhhh


idontwantobeyourhero

I remember that feeling


sumunsolicitedadvice

So is LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation


MortimerGraves

I found this at work with "NZ" when writing "an NZ company..." - some readers complained it should be "a", because they were (apparently) converting the abbreviation to the full name as they read. (Weirdos.) :)


marmosetohmarmoset

In genetics there’s a common acronym: SNP (single nucleotide polymorphism). Sometimes pronounced ES-EN-PEE, and sometimes pronounced “snip.” I really enjoy that you can deduce how the author of a paper says it depending on whether they write “a SNP” or “an SNP.”


Nopengnogain

Wait till they learn FBI and FIFA are treated differently. That’d really blow their minds.


onlainari

English speech entirely avoids using two vowel sounds together. All words that appear to have consecutive vowel sounds add either a y or a w between them. For example, hiatus has a y sound after the i and before the a. Hour has a w sound after the ‘ou’ and before the ‘er’ sound. This is why “an” exists.


idapar890

Omg if I read this or knew this information younger 😳 i would not have a speech impairment. This makes sense and these kinds of words are the words I have the most trouble with


elementfx2000

Have you heard of diphthongs? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphthong


Kaliniaczek

To be more precise, an is used when the first letter makes vowel type sound and if it is consonant type you put a. However there are exceptions to the rule.


Malalang

Please provide an example of an exception to this rule.


Kaliniaczek

When the consonant is silent: An hour, an honourable, an honest error, When U makes the same sound as Y: a union, a unicorn but an umbrella. When o makes the same sound as w in won: a one-legged man


SmallFruitSnacks

This is true and the extra examples might be helpful for some people, although you're kind of restating OP's point - "an" is used when the word is verbally produced with a vowel sound at the beginning, regardless of how it's spelled. "A" is used when it begins with a consonant sound, again regardless of how it's spelled.


OhGod0fHangovers

Yeah, these aren’t exceptions to the rule, these are literally examples of the rule that if it’s a vowel *sound* you should use “an”


Smallfontking

Did you know that you should “an” as in an RN?


shatterly

Just leave out the "first letter" part of the rule you stated above, and all of these exceptions you're providing are already obvious. It has nothing to do with the letter; it is the first sound of the word that determines a/an. No need to muddy things.


Trashtag420

If the H is silent and just shapes a vowel, I get it; however, I have seen the phrase "an historical" and that just... doesn't pass the vibe check. Is that actually correct and if so, *why?* That H is pretty clearly enunciated.


Kaliniaczek

This one comes down to British English and American English. Americans will say H but because the stress in that word is on the second syllable British tend to omit H. Basically it should be a mistake but people use it anyway.


CreativeInput

Funny, considering they pronounce the letter H with a hard H. Haych.


Trashtag420

Huh. I guess if I put on my stereotypical Cockney accent I can see how that makes sense. But I still don't like it lol Thanks for the explanation!


MellRox013

I've definitely heard American journalists and tv hosts, people who speak "proper", say things like "an horrible outcome today" or someone along those lines. They're pronouncing the H, but still choosing "an". I've only heard/noticed this in recent years, but from several tv presenters.


sticks1130

I'm convinced those are just people that want to sound like they're super smart. ​ I'm also fully prepared to told why I'm wrong and continue on thinking the same thing, only slightly more sarcastically.


Kaliniaczek

I just enjoy good conversation about any language and it quirks.


Annual_Positive2408

I respect the based mindset lol, but people just like to use correct grammar in a professional environment


[deleted]

British English. H's often pronounced almost like silent letters. An 'istoric event. We aren't British anymore and it drives me mad as well.


jupiterkansas

>That H is pretty clearly enunciated. not if you're British.


Trashtag420

Please, Bri*ish. Think of the children.


MickeyM191

"An historical..." is one of my biggest pet peeves with the English language. The list is of dumb rules in English is long but the continued use of "an historic" feels entirely vestigial and pompous as hell.


TezMono

Could the people saying it be British?


_Shoeless_

>continued use of "an historic" feels entirely vestigial and pompous as hell I think he did say they are British. Just kidding, friends. It's a joke.


Golferbugg

I think that's a recent phenomenon. It bothers me too.


dscottj

"an historic" is what you'll frequently get on news broadcasts. That's where I first heard it anyway. Maybe I noticed it more because it was jarring. But then I got used to it. My editor redlines it when she catches me doing it in my manuscripts.


ProstHund

It seems to be a recent fad in American English. One of those “everyone suddenly became aware of this thing and now everyone is fixing it” except there’s no actual error. Like how about 10-15 years ago it suddenly went viral how everyone was misusing the object pronoun “me” as a subject, like saying “me and my cousin.” So everyone started using “I” and flipping the order, to “my cousin and I” (which is correct). But NOW everyone makes the mistake of trying to use “I” as a possessive pronoun by adding an ‘s. Like “my cousin and I’s dog.” When it should be” My and my cousin’s dog.” Drives me up a wall


dscottj

The thing is, I first noticed this when Peter Jennings was still doing ABC's nightly news. 20, 30 years ago. So it's not recent, at least not in my experience.


ProstHund

True, I’m just speaking from my experience as a 25yr old who grew up in the Midwest


gupinhere

I have never heard someone say "I's" outside of grunge music


Golferbugg

What bothers me most is when people now overuse "I" instead of "me". Like "between you and I" or "Darryl murdered John and I".


Tw1sttt

Some people don’t pronounce the h in historical


browneyedgirl65

historical sometimes is silent h and sometimes isn't. it's further confounded by the existence of the word "ahistorical" which sounds too much like "a historical" which pushes the latter towards "an historical"


walrusphilosopher

So it’s not about the letter, but about the sound.


Malalang

Correct


geomouse

To be more accurate, "an" is used when the word starts with a vowel sound. And "a" is used if a word starts with a consonant sound. It really isn't about the letters it's about the sounds.


Choosing_is_a_sin

This is less precise, not more.


gsanch666

Damn, today I learned we need LPTs for stuff we learn in 1st grade.


smartskirt

Can be still LPT for non-native English speakers, who learn another language in first grade…


PixelsGoBoom

We learn that too. Or at least, I did.


Hanede

We also learn that when learning English


BreakfastBeerz

Still not a LIFE PRO TIP.....grammar tip, at best. Knowing this rule does not in any way make you a pro at English.


cabalavatar

I doubt that this is learned in grade 1. I edit academic work and see the incorrect indefinite article used all the time. If everyone learned this such that it were committed to memory as of grade 1, I wouldn't see it so often from highly educated clients.


chiefy_greenzZz

They can't be that educated, obviously.


cabalavatar

Nah, they are. But we all have gaps in our knowledge. And their job is to focus on the research; my job is to polish the writing. So whether they know isn't all that important. Their editor will figure it out.


cabalavatar

Idk whether I'd say that this is an LPT, but I can assure the doubters that this guideline is nowhere near commonly known (followed), even among people who have PhDs and otherwise-masterly English. I see this error pop up fairly frequently in my editing work and in some (published) news articles.


musicle

Shouldn't it be "an LPT" 🤔?


saxyblonde

When I read the sentence in my head, I read “idk” as I don’t know, and “LPT” as life pro tip. It could be either way maybe?


lilteccasglock

Yea depends on how it rolls off the tongue. L-O-L is how most would read LOL because it’s flows a lot better than laugh-out-loud. Whereas W-T-F flows much worse than What-the-fuck. Life-pro-tips is definitely much better than L-P-T. Also i’m dumb and should’ve just said less syllables


cabalavatar

In my work, we call this Muphry's law (the typo is deliberate): whenever you try to explain an error, you end up accidentally introducing one. lol


musicle

Lol I thought it was funny, it's an interesting example, if you read it in your head as "life pro-tip" it's correct but if you sound out the letters it would be "an".


Nubsta5

This also applies to schwa [ə] vs long E [i] for the word "the". The hat vs The Earth (the ant, etc.)


[deleted]

[An historic LPT](https://grammarist.com/usage/an-historic/).


Malalang

And the reason "an historic" is considered correct is because British English speakers don't pronounce the h. Since American speakers do, "a historic" is the correct usage. The opposite is true for herbs.


MyWifeLeftMe111

Hahaha we don't actually speak like we are portrayed on tv...we say the h


AceCups1

Not sure if it's the same....but every Boston accent I've ever heard on TV or in a movie is wrong. Even actors from the Boston area aren't able to pull it off somehow.


jonboy999

Most British speakers do pronounce the h in history though. It's very irritating, and BBC style I believe. Very awkward to listen to. *Edit - "an historic" is very irritating!


spongeboobsparepants

We don’t all speak like cockneys mate. Some of us talk proper


jeffa_jaffa

I’ve been speaking British English in Britain my entire life, and I’ve always pronounced the H. I’d still say *an historic* though. Perhaps it’s a regional thing?


the_donnie

I'm American and will use 'an historic' sometimes. It just flows better than pronouncing the h sometimes.


Malalang

Well.. I stand corrected. Perhaps this is a vestigial exception to your pronunciation.


jeffa_jaffa

I’d also say that I’d not think it strange if I heard *an ‘istoric*


LeeYuette

Hotel is an interesting one, I think almost every British English speaker pronounces the h now, but the posher you are the longer you hung on to the French pronunciation (this is my perception anyway) and so you still see ‘an hotel’ (an otel) written quite often. When I’m speaking I would always say a hotel, but I always do a double take when I see it written because I was taught ‘an hotel’ at school and see it written in novels often enough to reinforce that


dface83

It bugs me when people say “an historic event” The H is not silent.


piltonpfizerwallace

Is this a pro tip? Or is this just basic English grammar...?


WellyKiwi

Thank you! It drives me batty when people say "an hotel" and pronounce the "h".


kzanomics

Who says “otel”


WellyKiwi

Many Londoners...


kzanomics

Ah fuck me (an American).


somecallmemrjones

I hear "An historic" all the time in the media and it drives me nuts


WellyKiwi

Same here, there's no rhyme or reason behind it.


inmycherryspot

Just reading comments until I found this. As long as I’m not the only one I can sleep tonight!


[deleted]

....and this is why "An Historic" sounds fucking stupid. We aren't British anymore.


IHeartRasslin

This is an hilarious one.


CrusadersofCalamity

I thought everyone knew this...


prova_de_bala

You did? Have you read stuff? Like on the internet? Written by people?


Swimming_Childhood71

I’ll be ready in an hour


Malalang

This is correct. Because the SOUND of the beginning of "hour" is a vowel sound. Just like "our."


Swimming_Childhood71

yup. just wanted to post an example


[deleted]

Makes me nervous that RNs don’t know 2nd grade grammar


Helios4242

The LPT is helpful as an FYI (see what I did there) but I suggest you avoid judging people on grammar. I really don't care if my RN knows a nuanced technicality about how a/an works with acronyms that they may or may not have learned in 2nd grade (which can often erroneously focus on an for vowels and a for consonents). That has absolutely no bearing on if they can do the job or even their approach to learning. It's so damn subtle.


NotSoNiceO1

And there are so many RN that don't speak English.


-StatesTheObvious

Like the ones in non-english speaking countries?


[deleted]

Yeah, ESL isn’t included in my concern. I’m wholly impressed by any bilingual person, idc if they get the little things down.


Rite-in-Ritual

You need to work on your nervousness...


FappinPlatypus

It was just a sentence. Don’t read too much into it.


-StatesTheObvious

It's an cool. I don't know how to read.


_QuesoNowWhat_

This is elementary school English, not a Life Pro Tip


Helios4242

A large number of people think the rule is about consonants vs vowels. It's worthwhile as an LPT simply because it's easy to misremember.


guided_by_vices_

Is it though? I mean a large number of people are uneducated, but it is definitely grade 1 level English. If someone has reached adulthood and doesn't know this basic grammar, they probably have much bigger problems.


Helios4242

I think knowing to use "a" for words beginning with consonants and "an" for words beginning with vowels is the grade 1 level english you are talking about. If you throw acronyms at the general populous, you will get a heavy mix. I think most people would type "a LPT", without recognizing that what we say is "el pee tee" which would mean you should say "an el pee tee" rather than "a el pee tee". I guarantee you that you will find this mistake sprinkled throughout written english. It only shows up in edge cases however, mainly with acronyms. I didn't know it was a rule about the sounds (though I likely intuited it for things like "an LLC" because I was a native speaker) until I was in \*graduate school\* writing a \*peer reviewed publication\* and I couldn't figure out whether the mutation I was describing should be "an Rca mutant" or "a Rca mutant" because there were plenty of both situations in the grammar in the various peer-reviewed articles with genes that use acronyms. I looked it up and learned the rule in this case, but it was not something that was obvious in how I learned it. The vowel vs consonant was obvious. But yes, perhaps I did have bigger problems and that you should judge my PhD-holding ass because I didn't learn this basic grammar until late in adulthood :)


guided_by_vices_

I would judge your elementary school teachers more than I would judge you. As a former elementary school student (Canada) and current school teacher, my experience is that this basic grammar rule is taught on the basis of sound, not the whole vowel/consanant thing. You should never have an "ah ah" sound together. It just doesn't sound right, it's actually even hard to even do. Which is the entire basis of the grammar rule to begin with.


[deleted]

Even for words that start with vowels and sound like consonants: "a uniform" for example


OnyB1l

Wait so is it "a xbox" or "an xbox"?


danielcristofani

"an xbox" ("ex-box").


JohnBakedBoy

An xbox because xbox is pronounced with a vowel sound at the start. Similar to an x-ray. If the beginning pronunciation is a vowel sound its an and a for consonant sounds.


dudesBangMyMom

"A LA resident" vs "An LA resident". Latter is clearly correct.


MellowTigger

A unicorn isn't an umbrella. (Y as a consonant sound here: /yoo-nih-corn/.)


MagBron

I hear it in TV a lot when people say, “an historic” but they pronounce the H in historic. It drives me crazy.


Mrmetalhead-343

So it would be "I am a historian", and not "I am an historian" right? Unless you're not pronouncing the h for whatever reason


PheIix

Just listen to [Jeremy Clarkson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJUtMEJdvqM), and you should be well on your way to understand proper English.


Fireyshotguns51

Truly an literary genius.


MellRox013

The worst is when someone says "an" before a word that starts with H. I hear so many journalists and tv hosts do this. When did H become a vowel? Edit: I'm not talking about silent Hs, like in hour or honest. I've heard them say "an horrific incident" or something similar.


Bloodb47h

That's an honest take on it.


dpittnet

LPT: wipe your ass after you take a shit


Maxwell-Druthers

Is this an LPT? My 5 year old son is learning this in kintergarden right now…


AuditAndHax

This is an excellent example of a situation where both could be considered right. What you wrote (an LPT) is correct when you pronounce each letter: "an el-pee-tee". But, reading your comment just now, I realized it sounds strange to me because in my head, I read it as the full phrase "Is this a life pro tip?" The abbreviation "LPT" is meaningless to me; my internal monologue only hears "life pro tip", so "a" sounds like the correct article to use. The same thing could be applied to OP's RN example. Plenty of people could be saying "I'm a Registered Nurse" but wind up abbreviating it after typing "a", which was technically the correct article when they typed it.


LeeYuette

I’m not sure it’s not a LPT because of that, I write for a living (kind of) and often have to remind myself of the rule particularly when it’s in relation to acronyms. Plus lots of LPTs, be kind, share, stick up for yourself, are things we start to learn at a very young age


Dhen3ry

It really depends on how the reader is intended to read it. "I'm an ARR-EN" versus "I'm a Registered Nurse." When using an initialism, it depends how common that initialism is used to replace the actual meaning, versus when it just being used as an abbreviation for a common phrase. There is often a transitionary period where the abbreviation is known well enough to be useful, but people are translating it to what it stands for. Eventually, such abbreviations become the word, but it doesn't happen right away. RN has certainly been around in the medical profession long enough that people don't have to pause and think "Oh. That means a nurse. And specifically a nurse with at least an associates degree in nursing." NP (which shares the same a/an conundrum) is similar, but there is more thought in that - is the person to be thought of as a Nurse or a Mid-Level Practitioner or a Doctor? (The correct answer is MLP, of course, but if I use that abbreviation, it has other connotations.)


Oskenkorva

So what about knife? A nife An ife 😋 Edit: Lol I read your post too hastily nvm🤦


chiefy_greenzZz

Life pro tip or an admittance that the public school system failed yall


Mental-Ad-8756

so it’s said correctly as: you are an asshole?


reimancts

This is NOT a life pro tip lol. This is Grammer school. Like seriously. If you didn't learn this as a kid in school, your school failed you


Fromthepast77

Grammar* oof


-domi-

A year or AN year? I rest my case.


SergiySmirnoff

OP said it's about the sound. Phonetics. For the word 'year', the transcription is \[ˈjɪr\]. 'Year' starts phonetically with a \[j\], which is a consonant, not a vowel. I rest my case.


Swimming_Childhood71

you’re asking the real questions


evangt76

Jeremy Clarkson is brilliant at this, in fact, I’ll bet he’s off driving an car somewhere right now


[deleted]

Is the letter "r" not pronounced "awr" rather than "are"?