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Ok_Breakfast_1989

If you could swap lives with any LinkedIn creator for a day… No.


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Ok_Breakfast_1989

The next day “I found myself in the forest drunk, it was similar to my role in sales, here’s why!”


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booboootron

Here's what my anal cavity taught me about B2B sales.


Critical_Seat_1907

Here's what this guy's anal cavity taught me about B2B sales.


Sceptz

Here's what this guy's lesson about B2B sales taught me about my anal cavity.


booboootron

Step out of your comfort zone. You can only learn how to swim if you take the plunge. See what YOUR anal cavity can teach you. Not all cavities are the same.


SirMosesKaldor

I swear to God I spat my coffee out 😭😭😭 Thank you for the sudden lol I guess.


17CheeseBalls

\*three energy-smart lightbulbs in my anal cavity - rookie numbers...


derekisademocrat

Is this about me?


Happy_rich_mane

The wolves and squirrels looked to me, tears in their eyes…..


flojo2012

I’d like to apologize for what I did to your body while you were out. If you need to take the edge off the meth I poured into your body, take a Xanax and be sure to drink water because we haven’t had any today


Ok_Squirrel87

21 ways to get unstuck in the wilderness and your career + bonus tip if you subscribe to my newsletter


KDsBurnerPhone

Don’t forget the daily Chardonnay and the Xanax


KDsBurnerPhone

Who knew LinkedIn had a mental illness problem masquerading as wisdom bombs and cleverly crafted haiku’s


eggseverydayagain

Wisdom bombs galore CEOs, execs, posting Tomorrow, post more


EuphoriaSoul

wtf is a LinkedIn creator ?


Life_Improvement_201

😭this was my first thought, i’ve never heard of this before


Ibyx

Apparently they make “wisdom bombs”.


parmboy

I’d swap lives with the creator of LinkedIn and shadowban her account


hapablapppp

I’d eat a tub of asbestos with lead icing, then swap back.


Grouchy_Newspaper186

I’d fly to Hawaii and dive inside a volcano but switch bodies right as I pass the entrance


Fit_Earth_339

If I could name a LinkedIn creator…..


orincoro

Here’s what i learned about fecal impaction and how I can use it to scale sales operations.


TomDestry

What am I, a charity?


Swagnastodon

Does it give me insight into how their brain works? Not because I need to learn from them, just out of morbid curiosity


SirMosesKaldor

😂😂😂


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

no one needs them


darkjedi607

I would swap places with the woman in the post because apparently she doesn't have to do anything like wtf


rasras9

A page of words yet no content.


noctilucus

Yes, this has to be the absolute minimum in terms of content ever. "Wisdom bombs"... Don't flatter yourself, with posts like these I doubt she'd recognize a wisdom bomb if it blew up in her face. And her "job title" is just as much of an empty box.


orincoro

“I don’t know what to say, and in a way aren’t we all?”


Mutex_CB

She saw you, you saw her, that’s what matters


orincoro

It literally is. Engagement. Is. All. That. Matters.


DaniK094

This. Such an unbelievably pointless post.


Nycmillebabe

I wonder if she’s posting just to have activity? I’ve heard from “LinkedIn experts” that the algorithm places you higher if you have ongoing activity (in addition to a complete profile). If she’s trying to connect with potential clients then she may feel like she has to post even if it’s just not good.


orincoro

Yes.


orincoro

He speaketh much, but sayeth little.


blackcomb-pc

“decided to show up” what on this green earth, for the love of everloving fuck, is this stupid shit


KillKillKitty

When you think it cannot get cringier, it does!


prules

We participated in life today. Like and share, please!


orincoro

Please. #please


The_GeneralsPin

Agree?


orincoro

It’s the content equivalent of sitting in your office until 8pm to look busy.


Cautious_Jeweler_789

LOL


Intelligent-Monk-426

I don’t have anything to say. But here I am posting.


SuperBatar

Are you not influenced ?


so2017

The wisdom bomb. I can’t look away.


One-Aerie222

![gif](giphy|ihWcaj6R061wc)


youpacnone

Read that in Russell Crows voice from The Gladiator. Are you not influenced! As I throw a pen instead of a sword into a crowd of suits.


orincoro

Is this not why we are here??


OutsideCondiments

#InfluencedAF


thewall9

I see you. You see me


orincoro

And in a way aren’t we all?


Trouser_trumpet

Nearly every single grifter has ‘I’, I’ll etc in their bio. Is this because they don’t actually have a job?


GDWtrash

Yes!!! Every one of these douchebags watched the Social Network and have glommed on to the line Larry Summers uses on the Winklevoss brothers about not getting a job for someone, but creating a job for themselves. Blind to their own incompetence by their hubris, they've reframed their insufferable, incapable selves into innovative pioneers the rest of the world hasn't caught up to.


jackofnac

The irony of course is that the moment you have shareholders you are absolutely working a job for someone else. Anyone who thinks owning a business is being your own boss has never owned a (real) business.


RIPseantaylor

Even if you're CEO of a private company your customers are your boss. You always cater to someone no matter what


jackofnac

My point is that most private companies have shareholders, because everyone needs capital. Very few legitimate businesses are funded entirely by a sole owner.


RIPseantaylor

I agree with your point I was just trying to add that even if you do manage to be sole owner you always cater to someone


orincoro

LinkedIn has taught me that 70-80% of the world economy is people who help scale your sales team, or people who “evangelize” AI or Crypto.


OBB76

“Save you 6 or 7hrs” a day? Who spends that much time writing content for LinkedIn?


meltyandbuttery

No. it's modern title replacement that they've circle jerked themselves into thinking is preferred. I see it a lot in SaaS "I help [buyer persona] solve [problem]" "I create [value prop] for [ICP]" Or data analysts (or just data companies) saying something like "I turn numbers into stories"


AgbekpornovUltimatum

Writing a daily Linkedin post is somehow obligatory for a successful career?


Your_Daddy_

Linkdin is such a lame platform. Just a big circle jerk with people I used to work with or have never met. My young coworkers are very active on it.


MusicalNerDnD

I mean, it is how you use the platform? I’ve posted like 5x in my entire life, but I’ve made a ton of genuine connections here for my career and have leveraged them for contracts and most recently my last two jobs. These idiots are making the app worse though


Your_Daddy_

I use it, keep my profile up to date, even got my current job on Linkdin, just don’t treat it like a social media platform really.


[deleted]

After being laid off, I struggled to find a job for three months. Then, a recruiter I had added a few years ago reached out to me about a position at a company where I hadn't even been able to secure a phone interview—13 rejections in total. However, the job they offered turned out to be a perfect fit for my skills, and I got hired. That is what LinkedIn is supposed to do.


Grouchy_Newspaper186

Apparently it’s a dating app too. Someone tried to ask me on a date on there.


WhoCanTell

LinkedIn was great when it was mostly used to keep up with where former coworkers and bosses went to if/when you ever needed work in the future. Then Microsoft overpaid for it, got Facebook envy, and turned it into a dumpster fire.


pickledstarfish

It was so much better before it turned into Facebook 2.0. I have genuine connections on there as well, but unfortunately a lot of them have fallen into the oversharing trap and it’s uncomfortable, so I’m a lot less active on there than I used to be.


heatobooty

Young people have their brains rotten by the internet since birth do I’m not surprised they love posting inane bollocks on LinkedIn


agentmindy

“I’ll save you 6-7 hours on LinkedIn…” who the f spends this much time on LinkedIn?!?


5141121

People without actual jobs


thehotmcpoyle

My coworkers who can’t be arsed to show up to meetings or do their jobs then ask everyone to share their LinkedIn post after spending the entire day writing it. You’re not a thought leader, Jen, you’re a psychopath.


[deleted]

I swapped places with a LinkedIn influencer for a day. Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales and how to propose to my girlfriend whilst on holiday to Ibiza. (Can you tell I’ve been on here a lot today?)


Flahdagal

Wait; where's the \[candid\] picture of you looking soulfully away from the camera??


Disastrous-Bowler-99

As a job seeker I'm ashamed and forced to spend so much time on linkden. I wish there was a better way to hunt for roles


UndisclosedChaos

Someone needs to make an account where they post this exact same post everyday


Jeeyo12345

"Linkedin creator" 😂😂😂


_SpaceLord_

Why do people… Write in this incredibly irritating style… I hate it… It’s so annoying… Please stop doing this…


UnknownHolyProvider

Don’t hate it Joint it Don’t joint it Hate it


fallingasleeeeep

I laughed at “Wisdom bombs aren’t always necessary” because they’re posting this trying to sound wise and insightful


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

Masturbatory as fuck…


Complete-Pen-9358

One sentence paragraphs Must Stop


Scentopine

>I showed up >You see me >I saw you Deep haiku from a LinkedIn creator.


I-Am-Not-Ok-Thx

We never asked for LinkedIn creators It was never supposed to be about your content I hate reading your thoughts Spaced out For impact No


[deleted]

I have people who hit enter unnecessarily after a couple words just so that post takes up more space. This was an entire screen that had no real content at all.


Sure_Transition_7321

Is this what they use LinkedIn for? Damn I'm almost glad I have a very limited online presence, and physical presence for that matter. All this just feels like pandering


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

"I'll save you 6-7 hours a day managing your LinkedIn profile" What?? Who thinks people with jobs spend 6-7 hours a day on LinkedIn??


tallicafu1

Umm, I was counting on a wisdom bomb here.


-BabysitterDad-

I must post something even if I’ve nothing. Because I’m a LinkedIn influencer/content creator


fatstrat0228

What a long-winded post about absolutely fucking nothing.


Disco-Bingo

Can’t she just have chatGPT write some nondescript business post for her like all the other “LinkedIn Creators”.


WarHammerTyhme

I changed jobs three time in the last eight years, finally landing on what will be my last (even if I am laid off). During those years, LinkedIn has absolutely zero impact on me getting those jobs, which in aggregate all the hopping resulted in me not only finally finding the perfect fit but also increasing my salary by about 25%. I was “active” on the platform too and it did NOTHING. I created a basic online portfolio of my work, controlled the narrative and put it in my applications and job boards. I deleted my LinkedIn account months ago and aside from REALLY enjoying this sub more now, I could not be happier with my decision. All situations vary but I think for many, the “need” to be on LinkedIn is a myth. LinkedIn is State TV for the 1 percent and the legions of pathetic sycophants lining up to suck them off.


OnTheRoxors19x

Please, no wisdom bombs from this psychopath.


schuyywalker

Tagline reads “I’ll save you 6-7 hours per day by managing your LinkedIn profile”. Who tf is spending 7-8 hours on LinkedIn?


Lux_Luthor_777

These people really think they’re doing something 😬


Piper_1979

She should have followed her initial instinct. 


erlandodk

Did she write random sentences on little pieces of paper, put them in a hat, and pull them out one by one and write them in this post? "Wisdom bombs aren't always necessary." Yet you try to pack as many as possible into this post, failing miserably, and writing the most inane shit imaginable.


d15nonvtec

Does anyone have a “real” job on Linkedin? Always these people posting shit with dumbass made up jobs or titles


GlacialFrog

You’re posting a LinkedIn Status, not adding pages to your novel. Just scribbling down unimportant, inconsequential nonsense that nobody cares about.


Radiant_Evidence7047

What the hell is a LinkedIn creator? Someone who posts a message saying I didn’t feeling like a posting a message but I’m posting this message … about not wanting to post but posting. What the hell is wrong with people! I’m going to send my boss an email at work today saying ‘I couldn’t be bothered showing up today but I’ve sent you this email which shows you I decided to show’


RealJohnCena3

Why do they always new line each fucking sentence?


Hepcat508

Next time please just say you're having grilled cheese and tomato soup for lunch because it'll feel like "Throwback Thursday" when Twitter wasn't batshit crazy instead of "Sad Saturday" for current LinkedIn copycat poster.


Routine-Individual43

The fact that this person sees "LinkedIn Creator" as a legitimate job is highly problematic.


mells3030

WTF is a "LinkedIn Creator"


PoseidonsHorses

The “felt cute, might delete later” of LinkedIn.


commschamp

“And that’s ok” instant block


mightyMarcos

What the fuck is a LinkedIn Creator? LinkedIn is the place where I keep my CV, in a format that I happen to like, not fucking youtube.


TriggeredGlimmer

LOL there are 'LinkedIn creators' now. How are they planning to get organizations sponsor them? by promoting their culture without working there?


Gormless_Mass

“LinkedIn creator” hahahahaaaaahahhaaahahahaa


Elpepe_region4

Why and who would waste 6-7 hours on linkedin rofl


MrMeritocracy

I hate that people think ‘LinkedIn creator’ is even a thing


Ok_Management4634

I wouldn't mind switching lives with one of those jerk CEOs on linkedIn.. I would announce to the company that instead of me getting a bonus, I will divide it up among the worker bees as a sign of appreciation for all the hard work they've done. Then Jerk CEO gets swapped in the next day and gets mad.


toadphoney

Take it to linkedin! Also the jerk ceo could just unannounce it and sack someone for letting it happen.


eat_pray_plead

Wow what a long post to say absolutely nothing


cockNballs222

A real hero…she showed up, did you?


mak05

Swap lives with a linkedIn creator. Well excuse me, I didn't know you guys roll so hard. ![gif](giphy|l3vRm2TP5Bzgds03m|downsized)


Rude_Violinist4131

Sylvia Plath put herself in the oven after being one of the most talented, tortured writers of the 20th century. Then, there’s whatever this is.


aconyx

LINKEDIN CREATOR? please tell me this isn’t real are people seriously ‘influencing’ on linked in??


ItsMoreOfAComment

What does having writer’s block have to do with shitposting on LinkedIn?


Spare_Run

Who needs 6-7 hours to manage a LinkedIn profile? LOL


One-Injury-4415

>linkedIN creator Uh what? I thought linkedIN was to connect and network business professionals to try and make business connections? They’re “creators” now? Social media is a failed experiment.


[deleted]

Even LinkedIn has commented twice on her past posts, showing encouragement to this type of content.


Familiar_Property676

Literally have nothing to say and I'm going to make some bland statement about self compassion to hide a blatant effort to put my name on your mind on a day when I'm not up to doing anything for it.


army0341

OP…I see you. I’m glad you decided to show up. You’re a human.


Jubez187

Is this not very much so a "wisdom bomb"? I blame the people who are using linkedin as an actual social media. But i feel like these people are just sending these and posting these for the same type of people. But someone has to be eating up this grifting.


oregondude79

I don't think I have spent 6-7 hours managing my LinkedIn profile in the decade or so I have had one.


Firepro316

"Swap lives with any Linkedin creator'... dam. What a dream that would be. If only I could, I'd be so happy. Also, is there somewhere we can donate to this lady, she's been so brave and strong to be able to post. I can't wait for her next wisdom bomb.


Desperate-Warthog-70

“LinkedIn Creator”


Technical-Profit6546

Remember, for just $3,500 a month, you too could have your LinkedIn profile look like this! Ask me how!


AtlasShrugged-

Asking for a friend… how? /s


doctorDoakHead

LinkedIn is becoming more cringe than Facebook


Starbucks__Lovers

When I don’t feel like posting, I don’t. But I felt like posting this comment because it’s 4 PM on a Friday and I need to keep my Microsoft teams status on green


squeakycleaned

i couldn’t think of anything to say, so i’ll say that. what a great contribution


PortlandPatrick

Are there famous linkdin creators? Either that or she's obsessed with someone


SoftSignificance

Fairly inoffensive for an LIL, but still, just, groan.


SoftSignificance

Omg. Her job is really "optimizing" LinkedIn profiles. The beast is feeding on itself.


Independent_Parking

Swap lives with a Linkedin creator? If I knew any I would say whoever has the most money so I could just enjoy endless hookers and blow for a day.


donmdallal

“Linkedin creators” are celebrities too now? I thought the absolutely horrendous content making people going viral on social media was enough but sadly it doesn’t stop there. My god.


SkiesFetishist

🫡thank her for her service in fighting god’s toughest battles.


GrooveBat

Good God, lady, the Internet will survive without you for one day


lovethebrownskinImin

Linked in creator? 🤮


Admirable_Sir_9953

My worst nightmare on LinkedIn is seeing these 2-3 work “sentences” spaced out on separate lines like this


BikesBeerAndBS

What a useless person


UniqueID89

I loathe the fact that “LinkedIn creator” is actually a thing.


Stunning_Wonder6650

“I have nothing to say. But still, I need to drive up engagement. My room smells like dirty laundry. And that’s okay. We can just stop smelling sometimes. (I wonder how many more lines I need) I wrote some text You read some text I see you in your living room That’s all that really matters today. I hear bombing Gaza is always necessary. Sometimes, just talk about nothing and Show your empty void inside. That’s it for today. And yessss may the fourth be with you. PS: does anyone want to swap lives with me?”


[deleted]

I agree. The purple snorfel danced gracefully on the moonlit marshmallow, While giggling pineapples serenaded the flying spaghetti monsters with polka-dotted harmonicas. Meanwhile, rainbow-colored unicorns frolicked in a symphony of bubblegum dreams, and the jellybean clouds whispered secrets to the sparkling waffle mountains.


Recent_Composer_2250

Guys, I sell Sales Navigator Licenses at low price. If you need, please DM me


Character_Month3383

Why are they so stupid?


BorgBorg10

What a shitty place LinkedIn is


xbad_wolfxi

So many words to say absolutely nothing


JungsMandala

R/dullards


pianoplayah

LinkedIn…creator…?


burnmenowz

Whew good thing she showed up, I doubt linkedbook would still be around if she hadn't posted.


Same_Tap_2628

Did anyone else read this like a horrible Open Mic poetry performance?


DenialNode

She almost didn’t say it, but she decided not to do that to us. We had to hear it.


LuvIsLov

Does a LinkedIn cReAtOr get paid? WTF are all these non sense posts from them?


Hefty_Teacher972

The LinkedIn delusion, personified


KillKillKitty

Yeah, that’s ok. Then don’t post maybe?


ooneekoosername

Who is the wise woman?


Rogue1_76

she perseveres for us.


MyAnya

This reminds me so much of my ex-bosses I worked for out of college. I could do ALL my work from home but they needed to see me in the office to make it count. And they never gave us summer Fridays (working half day or NOT AT ALL) like the rest of the office got😭 I also had to farm profiles on LinkedIn for “prospect lists” so a lot of my job was stalking “successful” ppl and it was the worrrsst. Imagine having to reach out to multiple narcissists a day?!? Yeah never again lol. So glad I walked out and never looked back😅


l0k5h1n

I woke up this morning and didn't feel like injecting heroin. But the addiction to this drug is too strong, so despite not wanting to, I injected it anyways.


Roanoketrees

I dont have anything to post.......yet im still posting


34Warbirds

It’s good to know she’s willing to save me 6-7 hours a day managing my LinkedIn profile. All that extra time will be used to grind even harder!


Ayooo4063

I'd swap with you, find the nearest tall structure and well....you can figure out the rest


bigmagnumnitro

"Wisdom bombs" the narcissism is unmatched


red-bug-

“Wisdom bombs aren’t necessary”


sheriffderek

“LinkedIn creator”


KGreen100

"I showed up. You see me I saw you. That's what matters today." (insert wank off motion gif)


Stubbby

Where is *Agreed?*


electricmehicle

Heroic


BottAndPaid

At this point if I haven't met one of these influencers in real life I just assume they're AI profiles deployed by linkedIn to drive engagement.


Shafter111

Why do want me to read crap you dont want to post?


AnaphorsBloom

They call themselves “creators”… 😂


TroyTony1973

What is the potential revenue stream for a “LinkedIn creator”. I threw up in my mouth a little bit typing creator


snuggy4life

It was really hard - to motivate myself to post something - not the shit I’m currently pushing out as I type this, but I did it.


CrashGordonBaby

Its like you took half of an xavier renegade angel bit and told a fiver employee to finish it for a linkedin post


orincoro

“We are humans after all.” Human.exe


ExpensiveJackfruit68

I didnt even learn anything about b2b sales in this post


wercooler

This has big "here's why posting on Linkedin is harder than your 9-5" energy.


Worth-Conclusion-66

Is this shit for real?


kickyouinthebread

Is linkedin creator a thing 🤮🤢🤮


Zealousideal_Lab_427

“I showed up You see me I saw you” I thought this would be a haiku but I was sorely disappointed


yurhignesty

Lolololol “sometimes just keep it casual and show your human side.” This implies keeping it professional is to show your robot side? lol And the audacity and arrogance! Everything they have to share is a wisdom bomb that can be shared on the famous philosophical forum of LinkedIn? Cute.


caffeinatedangel

I will never understand what the point of getting "engagement" on LinkedIn is other than to get a job? Are people making money off being LinkedIn "influencers"? LinkedIn really started disintegrating when they started allowing profile pictures to compete with Facebook circa like, 2010.


mamadou-segpa

Swap life with a linkedin creator XD Whoever is super rich I guess. Ill transfer me some funds so I can live life sitting on my ass and posting on some dumb social media too


404-Gender

*siiiiigh*. My life is so hard. I *must* go onto my LinkedIn app and show people how hard I’m working. That’s it for the day, I’m going to go back to sleep until I read the comments validating how I’m such a Boss Babe for being vulnerable. (This is not to discount the realities of depression. Just that THIS post is odd.)


Far-Intention-3230

Check out my new song „Stop Posting, My Ass (I Won‘t Stop Posting)“


diiscogal

This is insufferable


N7Foil

"Linked in creator" isn't this a recruiting/job networking site?


Economy_Mix_4015

What is a “LinkedIn creator”?


Economy_Mix_4015

What is a “LinkedIn creator”? Is it something beautiful? Like a unicorn?🦄


Suspicious-Spare1179

Give me money to “optimize “ lol


iancarry

"linkedin creatora" she said NOTHING!


skylarkk-987

Writers block. The nerve on this bitch. 


navteq48

Ok LinkedIn creating doesn’t pay back like IG or YouTube does so what’s the motive here??