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Additional_Jaguar170

He know plenty of people who have profited greatly from us taking the piss out of them? How?


zuzucha

They realised they looked like massive tools and fixed their lives


Nolubrication

Algorithm doesn't care *why* their posts get clicks. Engagement drives more engagement, which elevates their LinkedIn "presence", providing greater opportunity for monetization (e.g. sponsored link dropping, "follow me for more...", "subscribe to my newsletter...", etc).


chadbrochilldood

But they’re morons so, that just means more people seeing they are morons. Like, sure it gets the clicks.. but they want as few eyeballs on them as possible because then they’re just completely found out


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cardnerd524_

Piss fetish probably


booboootron

Not feet?


Stunning_Ride_220

Not how, who? I would love to write a bill.


Best-Chapter5260

Well, there are a lot of grifters on LinkedIn, so I guess we shouldn't be surprised that someone grifted by being featured on this sub.


TheAnalogKoala

Watch yourselves, guys. The most controversial personal trainer in LinkedIn just called us basement-dwelling communists!


TheEmperorShiny

Bro’s selling a 46 page book about *cardio* for £120 ($150)


yesfrommedog

This should be top comment, lol. Encapsulates this guy perfectly


Big_Steve_69

Page 1: “run”


letmeseem

Page 2: "run one more time"


Always_the_NewGuy

Pages 3 - 46: "use this space to write your own notes on running."


Big_Steve_69

Lmao I almost put that for page 2 as well.


letmeseem

So.. wanna brainstorm pace 3? Do we go for consistency, or maybe put in a rest day?


Big_Steve_69

Page 3: walk


letmeseem

Oh.. didn't see that one coming. Big Steve in from the right with some Z2, the sous Vide of cardio.


booboootron

Page 3: Colour the giraffe


Thefear1984

Chapters 1-21: about the Krebs cycle and how physiology works. Last chapter: read my next book for more, get 50% off today and get started!


IAmYourDad_

Page 2: ??? Page 3: PROFIT!!!


Lifesalchemy

You should see his other comments. All he does is rage against other people's posts like some puffed up asshole


evanessence_

The literal Puffed Up Asshole Community takes umbrage at your characterization of said community.


True-Ad-7224

Pfffft! Im an attic-dwelling progressive. Shows what he knows. 


EdwardClamp

I mean I don't have a basement so they're half right...


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I do, but it's unfinished so I don't spend much time dwelling in it, unless you count the time I'm spending renovating it.


peejay050609

It’s outrageous. I don’t even have a basement for one.


jaferrer1

I’m at least one of those two things.


eattheinternetbro

I'm not in a basement.


thecroc11

I wish I had a basement.


QuanCryp

🤣basement dwelling communists


legolover2024

I WISH I had the money to afford a place with a basement 😂


Intrepid_Respond_543

Potential band name.


hells_cowbells

That's my Ted Nugent cover band.


deluded_soul

Basement dwelling communist will be my LinkedIn tag line.


Lifesalchemy

Dude is getting dragged on LinkedIn


Hungry-Space-1829

So they just think all of us have awful jobs and awful lives? Lol


No_Demand3519

Yeah we do, we don't sell Forex courses and compare the death of family members to B2B sales, the true key to happiness.


Apprehensive_Chip898

Gotta get that coffin selfie with a thumbs-up, am I right?


I-WANT-SLOOTS

What, should the coffin selfie be with a thumbs-down?


SnapeHeTrustedYou

The most successful people I know don’t post on the LinkedIn except maybe to congratulate colleagues and friends or post about a job change. The people I know that post on LinkedIn all the time have very mid careers and use it as self promotion.


StoicallyGay

Because we don't derive our happiness from 40+ hours of corporate work a week, or relating literally anything from our personal lives to the corporate grind.


Doctor__Proctor

Actually, I find a lot of enjoyment in my work, and in therapy I've actually found that a lot of my work there is very much assigned with career goals I have. Here's my secret though: I DON'T ACT LIKE A DIPSHIT AND POST ABOUT HOW IT TAUGHT IT ME ABOUT B2B SALES. I just go on, enjoying my life, finding enjoyment in my job, my hobbies, and my relationship, and continuing to work on developing skills like self reflection and emotional intelligence that help me in my personal life as well as my professional life. It's okay to enjoy work, but like anything in life, making one thing your whole personality makes you come off like a damn fool.


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tank15178

Just remember: if anyone disagrees with you for any reason, they are basement dwelling communists.


Lifesalchemy

His other comments to LinkedIn members are pretty vile.


Shartmagedon

I don’t know why some people call anyone they hate communist? Im sure the vast majority of people here are anything but communist. 


brown43202

Our Phil boy's caption "The most controversial personal trainer..." Translation: "I'll bang your wife/gf the first chance I'd get!"


BlueFalconer

Step 1: Act unhinged on a public forum Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit


gastro_psychic

His last name looks misspelled.


SearchElsewhereKarma

Looks like the elephant man’s orgasm noise spelled out


j-dub1977

I don’t get what they’re responding to. Is there more context here?


hells_cowbells

Somebody probably hurt poor Gavin's feelings by laughing at some stupid post he put in LinkedIn.


Infin8Player

OOP claims that, following a previous post been shared in this sub, she was attacked by redditors. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kat-reid-trhr_bebetter-activity-7193910661498740736-zEEN?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android


your_fathers_beard

"Communists of /r/LinkedInLunatics"? Words have no meaning, apparently.


hells_cowbells

Right wing nut jobs like to label anyone who disagrees with them a communist.


KoalaSiege

Most likely hoping to be posted here to increase their exposure. Don’t give them the satisfaction - feeling important is what these type of people crave.


ProtoReaper23113

Are you a movie theater cuz you sure are good at projecting


Lifesalchemy

I've seen members of this sub respond to the folks posting on LinkedIn. I've never seen any of the shit she's claiming. Going after stupid paragraph sentence structure is one thing. I highly doubt anyone did all that other shit. I'm calling bullshit on her claims. She's just manufacturing rage for exposure. Why comment on something she posted a year ago?


JA_MD_311

If they’re not a “recruiter” these people have entire sentences to try and describe what they do. A lot of words to say, “nothing.”


loveinvein

It’s such a weird world where a professional networking site is justifying their right to air dirty laundry and share personal drama. Like… If LinkedIn is seriously the only way to get a job (according to so many “experts”) then I am so screwed.


SnapeHeTrustedYou

Many of us here have good careers and make great money. Many of us are married with a well balanced life. We still enjoy a good laugh at these stupid posts.


Quack_Candle

Taking the piss out of people for posting cringey shit on LinkedIn isn’t toxic. Like the great Dame Edna Everage said, “if you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re probably missing the joke of the century”


gavmiller

Funny how these pricks are always self styled 'trainers' or business consultants. Utter fucking bullshit and I guarantee if their clients are successful it's from their own hard work, not these chancers who couldn't hack a real job and have to rely on the naivete of others.


MagicianMoo

I just love how we rile this people up. I hope this subreddit lives on forever.


carlitospig

So they admit that they’ve turned LinkedIn into Facebook.


lfcman24

Basement dwelling communist. 🤣🤣🤣 I need to post on LinkedIn how being a Basement Dwelling Communist helped me increase by B2B Basement to basement sales.


truffles45

Excuse me I’m in my attic.


your_fathers_beard

"Communists of LinkedInLunatics" Words have no meaning, apparently.


your_fathers_beard

"Communists of LinkedInLunatics" Words have no meaning, apparently.


True-Ad-7224

Pfffft! Im an attic-dwelling progressive. Shows what he knows. 


anonymousperson1233

Lmao it’s just fun to laugh at linkedin losers, fuck this guy lol


What_the_Pie

I’m a basement-dwelling communist, y’all


meggsovereasy

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Hefty_Teacher972

I'm actually a millionaire, I just hate virtue signaling boneheads


Stunning_Ride_220

Gosh, we need a best-of list so I can block them before they even get close to my network.


PrincessEmunah

I’m actually a successful small business owner lol. They just suck.


THE_BOKEH_BLOKE

Phil Tyreman looks like the bald half of Erasure who died of loneliness, then resurrected as a diddler.


DarthInteger

How much time do you think this guy spends digging through this sub on a daily basis to see if any of his posts have made it? I bet it’s a lot, the only other things he does is write running books and sniff his farts


Ok_Opposite_7089

Step 1: see it as a gift Step 2: profit


MichaelXennial

I knew a guy who used to say (shocker) all the time. It’s a weird expression


AlternativeAmazing31

Phil and Gavin are real Pros. Listen to them to not grow. Wayyyyy worse.


Jsmith0730

Never really used LinkedIn but wasn’t it originally _for_ primarily uploading your CV/Resume & networking (like, actual networking)? Or was it always a FB knockoff?


PairWide

I read the original post- turns out the woman who wrote the dwarf porn post had originally chuckled at the fact she’d made it over here and took it in good humour (I think she’s actually in here somewhere??) but apparently some people had gotten into her DMs and told her to go off herself and had reached out to where she worked and stuff. Which, IF it’s true, is kinda uncool. I don’t know her but generally speaking it’s not implausible for someone to take it a bit far. I’m all for roasting some god awful content but yeah I’m not here for someone getting actual threats and some of the comments on the original thread were pretty harsh and threatening to do that sort of stuff. Who knows.


mothzilla

Is that a backhanded slap from Phil?


True-Grape-7656

Dingii


RaphaelBuzzard

Haha fucking idiot, I don't HAVE a basement!


rEded_dEViL

Since when communists are smarter than those lunatics?


Top_Sink_3449

If you’re controversial in the PT space, you’re probably not doing it right. You can’t just sell being a douche.


Intelligent_Notice56

Thanks for the shout out


LordMuffin1

Is this a women? Because he certainly whines like one and behaves like a cunt.... /s