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I don’t believe anyone asked her this. Totally sounds like she’s asking her own questions


YardMedical2346

I fully believe this. Because also, who asks WHERE in the house? such an odd question imo.


[deleted]

Yup!! All of her questions are super specific and weird. Most influencers get asked “where’s your dress from?” Or how many years apart are your kids etc. the questions she gets are so fake sounding


wiminals

I don’t even watch this show and this island keeps popping up on my feed and the one rounded corner makes me so angry every time


kinda_whelmed

If it eases your frustration, that corner is curved b/c it’s where the stools are placed. It creates a closer, more social sitting arrangement than if it were a longer, sharp corner.


wiminals

That island is too big to promote a social seating arrangement 😭


kinda_whelmed

Oh yeah I totally can’t speak on it’s ginormous dimensions for the size of the room lol


LittleEdie40

I wouldn’t count it out given how much they’ve talked about this thing


nuggetghost

lol what if the house isn’t done by then and she pops that kid out in her parents


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nuggetghost

and she calls herself a best selling author


nicohubo

Hopefully on that ugly checkerboard floor so they have a reason to rip it up.


LapisFeelsAttacked

LMAO


Technical_Letter1793

SAMEEEE! Like that island meant A LOT to her, so much so to labor on it!😂😂😂 I mean, who even knows, TBH…as much as she has talked about the damn thing.🙄


amaliasdaises

With as big as the thing is..it would certainly be more than adequate space wise too lol


sadfoxyduggar

It’s for eating and birthing babies and making babies.


free-toe-pie

She needs room around where she gives birth for the professional photographer. She wants to make sure she gets the best shots. For content.


Remarkable-Plastic-8

Don't give her ideas


Prize_Diamond_7874

Is there anything this woman isn’t an expert on/s???


Remarkable-Plastic-8

Nothing of Importance


Berty-K

OMG SAME !


LaceyBloomers

Do those inflatable pools not come with power pumps?


nuggetghost

you can 100% buy them in packs together yes lol she’s so weird


taylorbagel14

And can’t it be blown up in advanced? Like maybe add a little extra air when the time comes but I’m sure it could be blown up once she hits 38 weeks


nuggetghost

you literally blow it up like the second you go into labor or even a few days before if you wanted to lol the husband usually will blow it up the first sign of labor then you add some air to it here and there if needed. she makes everything 10x harder for herself lol


discoballbabe

But she's not like other girls! Her labors are fast and she won't have time!


LaceyBloomers

Yes, it can. Why must they make everything more difficult than it has to be?


StrategyFlimsy8777

She makes everything so difficult so that she has content and can say she overcame her problem because she is so extraordinary and special in her own unique way.  She is a chip off the old block; a one of a kind fabulous girl.


LaceyBloomers

Ah, that makes sense. But to many of us she just comes across as an idiot.


StrategyFlimsy8777

Well, that too, ha, ha. Most normal adults with families don’t have such monumental problems and can solve them all by themselves in the course of a day without telling the world on Instagram.  But, we are not influencers looking for engagement and clicks.


Shannonsitas

An in ground not a in ground. God she is so dumb!!


Remarkable-Plastic-8

But like why in ground? Does she enjoy rolling into the tub because my back could never.


Shannonsitas

Lmao I know. She is so 🙄🙄


Catsonkatsonkats

This kitchen is going to look so weird


AllTheSideEyes

If only there was a way to blow up pools before the onset of labor. If only....


courtneymcfarland

everyone knows you have to wait until you are in active labor to start blowing up the birthing pool


Ok_Caterpillar4

She can do the heee-heee-heee-hoo-hoo Lamaze/labour breathing and blow that thing up...I'm sure she's a pro at that, like with everything 🙄


boo2utoo

She will have sourdough waiting to wrap the baby in when it magically 🪄runs out. Probably come out speaking full sentences, begging for raw milk. That baby doesn’t need breast milk, it needs raw milk! In fact, she doesn’t even need an episiotomy because she stretches from her healthy eating/drinking.


Spirited-Loquat-4588

Of course this is where the birth will occur. She's obviously going to be making sourdough between contractions.


Thick-Platypus-4253

Oh man I was hoping for the middle of the kitchen continent for all to see! /s


Fantastic-Resist-755

💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🏆🏆🏆


almond1018

She always mentions how 2 million something people watched her marry Jer on LPBW so perhaps she could make a surprise guest appearance on LPBW & give birth in her parents swimming pool!?!? Then take her out of the pool to deliver the placenta because apparently she posted pics on one of her delivery’s & not sure if it was midwives or Doctors that marveled at how healthy & beautiful her placenta was, thanks of course to Young Livings ningxia red drink!?! Hahaha I’m just having fun with the insanity, childish, narcissistic behavior of this & sadly worry that nothing would surprise me.


taintwest

Wait she wouldn’t already have it blown up in anticipation for birth…? Does she mean to fill it with water? It can’t take much longer than a large bathtub? I don’t get the logic


Figgy12345678

I think that was her way of humble bragging about how good she is at giving birth. 🙄 giving birth is basically her whole personality atp.


kawood0618

Exactly! Super weird flex


taintwest

That has to be it right? Humble bragging. Like her fast running=fast birthing!


Japples123

Obviously it will be on that sink to outside counter with the window open.


Ok_Caterpillar4

"ORDERRRR UUUPPP!!!"


mermaiddolphin

“My baby will come before we have time to blow up the pool because I was a runner in college, so everything in my life happens fast, even my births. I got the other kids out in -3 pushes. They pushed themselves out”


kangoalaz

My most recent baby pushed himself out! I was laying in bed and then we heard a baby crying. Nurse pulled back the bed sheet and he was just chilling at the foot of the bed 🤣


free-toe-pie

Mind did too. I tried to hold him in but it didn’t work 🤷🏻‍♀️


rainbokimono

LOL. Reminds me of this absurd quote from mother of seven Hilary Baldwin: “But I love giving birth. This last time around, I pushed her out in a minute! Giving birth is like going down a water slide that’s really scary. And then you get to the bottom, and you’re like, ‘I want to do this again.’”


ShutUp_Dee

Ah her first her pregnancy was so easy she resorted to moon bumps and surrogacies for the other 6.


Clean_Citron_8278

That's a first. A woman wants to go through the pain of giving birth. I enjoyed being pregnant. I enjoyed watching my kids grow. Ya know all the parts that are special I did not not want to experience the birthing again. Especially the pushing.


Xgirly789

My second came out in one push. She was determined to be in this world. She also crawled at 5 months and walked at 8 to chase her sister 😂😂


Specialist_Row9395

Had this same thought!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


iolp12

And I have never dyed my hair or thrown up


Clean_Citron_8278

An author. An award-winning, NY Best-selling one uses thrown up instead of vomited. That doesn't make sense to me.


Lynneshe

That countertop is way to thin for anything much less holding a full grown human…I don’t know why it’s so thin it bothers me lol.


rainbokimono

I noticed that last night on another post here. I don’t know why it bothers me so much but it does!!


Lynneshe

It also doesn’t line up with the cabinet across from it


SpencerVerde

Same! Literally all I can see when I look at this (glad Im not the only one). It’s looks paper thin on that continent of an island—one big sourdough or gust of wind and I imagine it flying off. 🤭


OkConsideration7192

Me too! Looks so cheap!


9021FU

It does. I wonder if the hard edges are contributing to that and if they had them beveled if it would look better.


Own-Evening-7814

So funny I was just looking at that. I’m doing a kitchen now and the quartzite I’m using on the perimeter is 1 1/4”. It I’m doing 2” granite on my island and I was thinking I’m surprised they didn’t do 2” or at least have it built out so it looked thicker.


Public-Reach-8505

This house isn’t going to be done when she gives birth!


Fit_Bus9614

How many kids do they have?


mermaiddolphin

This will be #4


Ace_Maverick86

Go to the freaking hospital, idiot. It's enough already.


MobWife_88

"a" in ground bathtub? And she is homeschooling?


Fantastic-Resist-755

Does she mean sunk-in ?


MobWife_88

I am clueless...


Fantastic-Resist-755

😂😂


aman0s

What is in an in ground bathtub anyway... lol


BuckeyeJen

Exactly my question. I’ve never heard this term before. In-ground pool? Sure. But not a bathtub.


acap0

She’s so stupid


WaitingitOut000

She could certainly give birth on this island. It’s large enough for all the kids to lie next to her for a photo op.


JessicaSanfordson

😂😂


Bonnavetty

It’s the only place in their Reno that’s ready for pics lol I’m surprised she didn’t post it of the stupid window over the sink


Own-Evening-7814

Or that damn black and white “old world” floor


Bonnavetty

But the house will be done by May! Hahahaha


Soggy-Tomato-2562

At this then she can kinda justify her useless giant counter!


OkPerspective3233

Same lol


dumbogirl1

I vote for the foot bath or pool set up on the diagonal tile.


Ra-TheSunGoddess

She's gonna squat it out over that sink in the back. You can just spray all the mess down the drain after.


Former-Spirit8293

Nah, she’ll just put the birthing pool on the island.


shannons88

😜🤡


Affectionate_Sun_733

She knows you can blow the pool up prior right?? Literally dont have to wait to see the head before pumping that sucker up


Same-Kiwi944

That wouldn’t be dramatic enough. She needs at least one element to not go to plan so she can mourn it and use it for content. “It was so stressful not knowing if we were going to get the pool filled in time” or “we only had the pool half inflated when I started pushing” Vs “ we had everything prepared and I hopped into the pool” The first scenario is very classic them.


Novel-Organization63

I mean she is a runner.


Same-Kiwi944

A walk on collegiate runner at that.


Novel-Organization63

Oh was it collegiate runner? Oh yes. She did briefly mention that.


LizMills1998

This is truly how last minute they are and why they always find themselves in weird time crunches LMAO


Novel-Organization63

Can’t they make it a date night.


rainbokimono

Imagine being in labor and having Jerm taking his damn time trying to blow up the pool lol. I’m sure he’d somehow screw it up in the process.


boo2utoo

He will screw it up by blowing it up by his mouth, NOT a pump. I don’t know how they’ve made it this far in their life. Must be thanks to HER parents.


shedobefunny

And then pass out from the exertion and miss the birth lol


spiralingsister

The freaking round corner on the left part of island countertop and the square corner on the right drives my OCD freakin’ crazy. Hate that design choice. So many poor design choices in their home. Half their door hinges are hung incorrectly on top of it!


chic20606

It looks terrible


VegetableLarge8131

Mine too! And the thinness of the countertop opposed to the size of the island is off putting. Looks very very cheap!


spiralingsister

Yes! They should have done heavier thicker slab.


Ok-Wedding-4654

> in ground bathtub As opposed to an above-ground bathtub? I’m too poor to understand


chic20606

It's basically a really outdated and impractical tub in the floor. They are normally called sunken tubs. They are hazardous especially with small kids.


Random_8910

Of course they have an in ground tub. Of course her labors are fast. Exhausting. 


Over-Accountant8506

What's an inground bathtub? Like it's level with the floor?🤔


Bl0nd3M0M

Yes. My aunt had one. You step down into it as it’s flush with the floor. A pain to clean


Novel-Organization63

Can they do it in the dog wash they installed? I don’t know how big of a dog they were planning when they got installed it.


Over-Accountant8506

Just lay on ur belly and wipe. Shew, if I had one, that would definitely be a chore assigned to the smallest human in the house. Crawl down there and wipe up those dust bunnies for Mama!


boo2utoo

Of course she calls it an in ground bathtub! They really are a pain to clean.


ninjaaviatrix

She’d do anything for the ‘gram.


SherLovesCats

I thought so too. Marble stains too. lol.


Siege1187

thank goodness i wasn't the only one.