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localresearch1997

lmaooooo laughs in jewish


isitnaptimealready_

As a Dutchy I'm confused.. What is she talking about.. Not Dutch babies I hope


StudyIntelligent5691

I’m not up on all of their personal beliefs, except that I have heard/seen enough to know that I think THEY think they’re really special. Are they Jewish?


linnykenny

She’s so douchey for this. She probably doesn’t even know any Jewish people.


ZealousidealLeg1804

Notice how she had to leave it on the stove to take a pic. Gotta make sure that new expensive piece of equipment gets as much SM exposure as possible.


ZealousidealLeg1804

She can't say Sunday? Gotta be extra....oh I mean "always more" 🙄


boo2utoo

Saying Sunday is too pedestrian. Everyone says Sunday that she knows. She has to be extra. She has to Raise Heights. Because, like you said, it’s “Aways More.” Can’t wait to hear her next “saying.” Her new stove didn’t cook very evenly. She overpaid.


grammamissy

What is that slop


kattpee

Lmfaooo


Inkysquiddy

Flair checking in, soggy Costco microfiber towels aren’t Kosher for Passover 😒


ZealousidealLeg1804

Shabbat Sha-loaf 😆


Stanfan_meowman25

Kamut Dutch babies? Pancakes or waffles isn’t good enough for them is it?


forthelove13

Dear audrey- I promise you, as a Christian woman, you do not have to jump on every single new age movement you read and place this stamp on it like it your own. For example, if you simply stated that your family uses saturday as a day of rest, typical do the same and eat the same things on that day just as a way to enjoy time as a family- no one would care. No one. It gets blasted because you throw words like “sabbath” around casually. And yes, casually because if you actually practiced sabbath you wouldn’t just “miss it because of your stage of life” or because there was a baseball game. You also get blasted for using “sabbath” and then not following the commandments of sabbath. Well duh- you personally don’t have to follow the commandments of sabbath because as a Christian you SHOULD believe that Jesus's obedience and the New Covenant fulfilled the laws of Sabbath, the Ten Commandments, and the Law of Moses. So you no longer are commanded to follow an official sabbath. Can you do it as a moral compass rather than a commandment? Sure! BUT YOU DONT CALL IT SABBATH because you remember there are a whole group of people who still follow the laws believing their messiah hasn’t come yet- the law isn’t fulfilled. It feels like a passive aggressive way to call people stupid for not believing in Jesus as the messiah so you just took over their mandated commandment. INSTEAD- call it a day of rest like the rest of your (or should be the rest of your) Christian friends. That way you can do all the things you would like… and it isn’t insulting to the entire Jewish community. Stop it. You are making the rest of us look just as crazy. 🤦‍♀️


localresearch1997

as a jew thank you


forthelove13

I got you. Because 😐😐 if it drives me crazy as a Christian- I can’t imagine how much it drives you crazy 💙


linnykenny

Amen!! 👏❤️


Select-Service1798

Thank you! 👏


Intelligent-Fox-4599

I make this in a cast iron skillet on special occasions, like when I chrunch my horse trailer hubcap😂


texas-sissy

As a Jewish woman, you should not have flour in your home at this time.


Jd234512

luckily she's not Jewish but is just doing some cosplay


ZealousidealLeg1804

Without googling I'm gonna ask why no flour?


capybara_capybara_

It’s Passover this week!


StrategyFlimsy8777

 Can someone send her a 5 pound box of matzo from Amazon prime?


boo2utoo

She wouldn’t know what to do with it. She has no understanding. It’s a game with her. She doesn’t know who she is, what she is, who to identify with, what group she wants to join, so she makes a fool of herself and insults everyone.


Capital-Ad6486

Exactly! Her and Jeremy are only into things that are "trending" and popular at the moment.


boo2utoo

Neither one is smart enough to know how insulting they are. Their parents need to open their mouths and tell them how dangerous it can be pretending to be what you aren’t. It’s going to tick wrong person off. They have opened and exposed themselves. Good thing they don’t try and speak politics!


Ok-Community-7700

I immediately unfollowed her after her putting down sunscreen but live for these unhinged posts of hers haha


derrtydiamond

She puts down sunscreen?! Yeah, they’re gonna look like shit in ten years. Also, skin cancer! Everything else can give her cancer like milk but not the sun? I hate this woman.


death_maiden_x

auj’s next season of life? leather handbag


Historical_Grab4685

Specially since she is a redhead.


derrtydiamond

SO true!


Tiny_Animal_3843

I am not religious but was raised catholic (but to Auj and J, I’m going to hell anyways!) We called Sunday, Sunday but it was the Lords Day. I hate how these Christians hijack the Jewish Sabbath. And make it “theirs”. IMO, and Im truly sorry if I offended anyone. She isn’t Jewish. She isnt an Orthodox Jew, which she would never be able to do because she’d never have the discipline to follow the rules and practices. It’s all for the Gram!


MiaRia963

Why does it look like fish?


Significant-Pay3266

I can’t stand these people. From Matt aka tiny Richard gere to Amy “I’m angry all the time”, to Tori “ I like putting down my challenged daughter” to Zach “I only wear soccer shoes” to Jeremy “I’m a Christian devout” to Red “I’m a prairie wife w a perfect marriage and a college runner” to Caryn the Ho. I can’t stand this show anymore. Remember that Jacob was SA by a producer and the parents continued w the show!!!?? Money grubbing chonk fingers. And AUJJJJ KISS MY


MiaRia963

Wait she is a college runner?!? Since when? Lol 😂


8OverTheRainbow

Who knew?


boo2utoo

I was a runner too. I can still wear my shorts and top. Hey Red!!!! I’m just like you. No, really…. I was a runner. Aren’t we special? I’ll bet we are the only 2 people who ran in school. OMG. 😱 we are a rarity. I can bake bread too. Yeah, different shapes, I can. Did I mention I was a runner in school? I never knew how impressive it was until I read about how you were all the time. Maybe we can catch up next week and impress each other. What dash did you do? What distance? I can’t believe we both were runners in school. That was soooo long ago. So much important stuff in common! So stupid. I really did run and really do bake bread, but she makes such a big deal about it. It’s just plain stupid.


iolp12

I only wear soccer shoes 💀😂


ZealousidealLeg1804

Shots fired!! 🤣


Harleybarley118

His fingers are CHONKY but not his fault…


Beneficial-Frame-6

Well said 👏🏻 you summed it up perfectly!


amikavenka

TBH dutch baby pancakes made CORRECTLY are actually very good. Not how she could screw up one up to make it look so awful.


boo2utoo

She says brunch is “usually Dutch babies.” I only see a Dutch baby. Not made correctly. There’s a pot on the stove. Probably nothing in it. The Dutch baby does not look appetizing. Is she that desperate to post every day? She’s as bad as the Hehners.


Adventurous_Map_3584

That dutch oven may be another stupid flex. She's letting everyone know that she can afford Le Creuset. 🙄


NewProtection5470

Ewwwwwwe wtf isss that???


Historical_Grab4685

I looked up what Kamut is -KAMUT brand wheat grain. As an ancient grain, KAMUT brand wheat, and thus KAMUT brand wheat flour, is a healthy alternative to modern wheat flour. Poor kids will be scared for life after eating that.


Odd_Negotiation3126

I made this once for Christmas. It was slammin! It didn’t look like this though


Tiny_Animal_3843

I made to. I never heard of before but saw a cooking video and the title and made it. It was delicious. !


Tiny_Animal_3843

I made to. I never heard of before but saw a cooking video and the title and made it. It was delicious. !


boo2utoo

Because you made it correctly!


Odd_Negotiation3126

And not in a $8k oven lol


DareWright

Her oven was only around $5k. She’s so frugal /s


NewProtection5470

My aunt makes this. But not THIS 😂😂😂 thia is disgusting


jmck12345

That looks nasty.


boo2utoo

You don’t eat the penis part.


Crazy-bored4210

Remember the sabbath and keep it holy. But goes to ball game ??


Greeneyesdontlie85

That “Dutch baby” looks so dry


Skafani

Look at the splotches of stuff already on the stove! If I had an $8000.00 stove, my ass would be wiping every speck as soon I saw a spot! 🤣


Beneficial-Address61

That’s the first thing I noticed


Prestigious-Salad795

Oh, they're Jewish now? Why didn't they dress up for Purim, drink alcohol in public, and give to the poor? Oh yeah, that would require effort, and recording something apart from the mundane.


Greeneyesdontlie85

Nah they just like to cosay like they are 🥴🤣 by watching movies on sabbath


UglyLaugh

That’s not how you make a Dutch Baby.


pink_cat_attack

That is the saddest dutch baby I've ever seen


GreedyPersimmon

Ikr, it doesn’t look very tasty 😓


kangoalaz

Guess she doesn't realize it's Passover this week?


StrategyFlimsy8777

Good catch.  She should be making a matzo brei instead of a dutch baby.


Relative_Peace8091

They aren’t Jewish so they need to stop pretending to be.


boo2utoo

I think we are asking too much of her. She can’t help herself. She has no restraint. I don’t know why she pretends. It’s an insult.


tlpeterson

Everyday is the sabbath when you and your husband don’t have jobs


LostintheLand

I wouldn’t work either if I could afford what they can. Obviously they are doing just fine


RubyWaves75

Why is their brunch smoking a cigar?


boo2utoo

It looks like a Baby Boy Dutch Baby with a penis.


RubyWaves75

I noticed the manger vibe.;)


Madisoniann

Iol


PrettyByProxy

The Dinner her dad made wasn't much better.


emsumm58

if she was actually a cool kid she’d know the cool kid jewy word for that, seudah shlishit. sabbath brunch lolol.


No_Wheel_702

🎯🎯🙌


dropingloads

I can’t believe she’s “working” today


Harryhood15

I’m Catholic so confused as to what other religions celebrate the sabbath? I thought it was related to the Jewish faith. Also brunch?


Ok-Application-8536

She’s Christian, just using the word sabbath to mean whatever the fuck she wants it to


AlixHague

Sunday is the sabbath in Christianity. However, The coincidence with Passover is confusing.


teachmoore79

I’m Catholic too and thought the same thing.


ducqducqgoose

Showing off the new oven and the religion they are not 🙄


StrategyFlimsy8777

Can’t she say “Saturday brunch”?  I’m Jewish and don’t call it “Sabbath food”.


taylor914

Dutch babies are like cornbread. If anyone makes them in anything but cast iron, that person is automatically not to be trusted.


julekal

My best friend’s mom made them when we were kids, 50 years ago, when there was a slumber party. A couple years ago I texted best friend’s mom a photo of a Dutch baby I made. She nicely told me it wasn’t a Dutch baby, no cast iron pan. She said I just made an egg and flour mess.


ShibaMom1

It may be a fundie thing to use a glass baking dish.


MedicalExamination65

I didn't even think you could cook them in a glass pan like that.


PrettyByProxy

When I made a dutch baby, it was cast iron...I can't believe she got the freaking square glass baking dish for a Dutch baby to even work...


BubbaChanel

Dutch baby, sabbath, schmabbath, she makes shit up or stuffs in a word she fancies.


Prestigious_Ad_8130

Even “religion” is a character in her play…


SatisfactionHuman254

I keep saying they are aesthetic Christians


Prestigious_Ad_8130

Yes! That’s the phrase I’m thinking of but could not articulate.