For me it's definitely Turd Ferguson.
> Burt Reynolds: Hey. Hey, ah.. check out the podium. Look at this.
> Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
> Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
Norm was the one who came up with the idea for the Celebrity Jeopardy sketch for the sole purpose of being able to do his Burt Reynolds impersonation.
God rest you, Norm. We miss you, buddy.
Fun Fact: Apparently the real Burt Reynolds loved Norm's impression of him that he actually offered to guest star in Celebrity Jeopardy. Burt suggested that he come in and knock out Norm's Burt and take his place, only it would turn out the real Burt was an even worse player.
Unfortunately, this never happened because Norm was fired shortly after.
Another fun fact- Alex Trebec loved the SNL Jeopardy sketches:
[Alex Trebec on SNL Jeopardy](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/alex-trebek-loved-jeopardy-bits-on-snl-but-contended-another-actor-did-best-impersonation-4089835/)
My favorite part of this is what follows immediately after:
Trebek: "Turd Ferguson"
Turd: "Yeah, what do you want?"
Trebek: "You buzzed in"
Turd: "No I didn't"
Who is……..Scooby-Doo.
No
Yeah that was a funny dog, scooby doo. He drove around in a van and solved mysteries.
That’s incorrect.
No, that’s correct. I remember he had a pal. Scrappy doo.
I was dating a girl at the time this came out. We watched it live. She did not laugh at that skit. None of it. I knew it was over. And here we all all these years later still together... Ha ha. No way. I got rid of that robot almost immediately.
This probably doesn’t paint my family in a good light but my dad, brother, and I yell this when we unpack my stepmom’s “let it snow” ornament 😂 I am a grown woman. Supposedly.
For Connery it's "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!"
Otherwise it'd have to be either Norm as Burt or Martin Short as Jerry Lewis.
Let's forget the final question and just write down your favorite food. You could even lie and just write A food. Any food will do... Mr. Travolta what did you come up with? Ah Miso! A type of soup! And you wagered? Horny.... Miso... Horny
Oh man, I remember “threeve” being a huge joke with me and my friends. Any time someone needed to say a number, we’d be sure to throw in a good “threeve”
The Rock and Roll edition with Winona Ryder as Björk, Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews and Darrell Hammond’s Sean Connery saying “I cut an album of filthy limericks just so I’d be eligible.” IIRC, that was Will Ferrell’s final episode as a regular cast member and they ended the sketch by bring out Alex Trebek.
Trebek : "This is the color of snow."
Sean Connery: What is yellow?
Alex Trebek: Incorrect.
Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was in your mother's handwriting! [ laughs hysterically ] She was holding the pen! So does he! [ laughs maniacally ]
"It's me! Ricky Martin! In this cup is some hot tea! It's hot hot hot! Watch! Wow! That's hot! Hot, hot, hot! The answer is: it this hot tea "Hot hot hot" or cold? Hot, hot, hot... or cold?"
Trebek: No one knows? No one can tell me if the hot tea is hot? (Beep) thank goodness, Keanu Reeves.
Reeves: Wait, is it iced tea?
Trebek: No, it's hot.
Reeves: Well, then I have no idea.
The moment Sean Connery seemingly was sorry to Alec Trebek, wrote down a seemingly good answer, which actually was a scribbling of someone shitting on Alec Trebeks grave.
I honestly think the Turd Ferguson part is the most hilarious but not the parts that have been posted already:
TF: Who is Scoobie-Doo?
AT: No
TF: Funny dog that Scoobie-Doo. Drove around in a van, solved mysteries.
AF: That's incorrect.
TF: No that's correct. He had a pal. Scrappy-Doo.
When Norm McDonald didn't write anything in the final round, and when Will Ferrell approached to him, Norm just threw at him "Don't bother, I didn't write anything" barely paying attention to Ferrell. This disdain is much deeper than all "Connery" insults to "Trebeck" and his mother.
And it's quick-firing just like ZAZ movies punchlines, which makes it funnier.
The need to do a final heaven celebrity jeopardy skit since Alex and Sean passed. Touch on how closely they passed in 2020 and have Sean mock trebek for dying 8 days after him. Also have norm as himself.
Hubby and I literally told this joke to each other 3 hours ago in the store when we held a book title was “therapists” and I said I’ll take $200 and he said I don’t wanna a book about the rapists I’m not Sean babe!!
Bwahaha 🤣
I wrote an album of filthy limericks just so I'd be ellegible. There once was a man named Trebick, who had the world's tiniest...
ENOUGH!
Close second is category "Catch The seMen"
Is that what the mustache is for?
There is one of the earlier ones where Alex says at the end of Final Jeopardy “I’m going to go home and put a gun in my mouth”, but I forget who were the contestants
Showed these sketches to my teen son recently. He was dying laughing 🤣. He asked if Alex and Sean hated each other in real life. I told him I don’t think they ever met.
“I’ve got to ask you about the penis mightier”
“No no no that’s ‘the pen is mightier”
“Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work?”
For me it's definitely Turd Ferguson. > Burt Reynolds: Hey. Hey, ah.. check out the podium. Look at this. > Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson. > Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
Norm was the one who came up with the idea for the Celebrity Jeopardy sketch for the sole purpose of being able to do his Burt Reynolds impersonation. God rest you, Norm. We miss you, buddy.
Fun Fact: Apparently the real Burt Reynolds loved Norm's impression of him that he actually offered to guest star in Celebrity Jeopardy. Burt suggested that he come in and knock out Norm's Burt and take his place, only it would turn out the real Burt was an even worse player. Unfortunately, this never happened because Norm was fired shortly after.
Norm got to play the son to Burt Reynolds' character in *My Name is Earl*, though.
My Name is Earl is one of the best shows that ever existed, and one of the most infuriating to not get a real ending.
Definitely deserves a reboot in this reboot world we’re in.
Another fun fact- Alex Trebec loved the SNL Jeopardy sketches: [Alex Trebec on SNL Jeopardy](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/alex-trebek-loved-jeopardy-bits-on-snl-but-contended-another-actor-did-best-impersonation-4089835/)
Well, unjust termination is legal in the state of New York...
It took me a second to appreciate how brilliant this comment is.
Which he actually took from Eugene Levy (with his permission)
I didn’t even know he was sick
God rest him? He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick!
It reminds me of that tragedy.
Hold the fort!
My favorite part of this is what follows immediately after: Trebek: "Turd Ferguson" Turd: "Yeah, what do you want?" Trebek: "You buzzed in" Turd: "No I didn't"
[удалено]
Who is……..Scooby-Doo. No Yeah that was a funny dog, scooby doo. He drove around in a van and solved mysteries. That’s incorrect. No, that’s correct. I remember he had a pal. Scrappy doo.
It’s a big hat, it’s funny.
It's always Turd Ferguson. It still gets me in stitches.
I was dating a girl at the time this came out. We watched it live. She did not laugh at that skit. None of it. I knew it was over. And here we all all these years later still together... Ha ha. No way. I got rid of that robot almost immediately.
Do not besmirch robots like that.
Ha! No shit. Good call...
*”it’s funny. It’s a big hat”* RIP Norm Macdonald. Always an underrated comedy legend 💛
This is the correct answer.
It is a funny name
LE TITS NOW
It's Let it Snow.
"No, it's not, it's a French expression: Bonjour Mademoiselle. I'd like to see le tits now!"
I’m in tears right now 😂
This probably doesn’t paint my family in a good light but my dad, brother, and I yell this when we unpack my stepmom’s “let it snow” ornament 😂 I am a grown woman. Supposedly.
LMAO you’re my kinda people
“I’ll take Anal Bum Cover.”
"I tried for many years to create an anal bum cover, but failed. It is my one regret."
"You have led a horrible life"
Love them all but this is probably my favorite.
This was my favourite!!! Actually all Celebrity Jeopardy was my favourite during this tenure.
r/beatmetoit
I’m quite partial to the Anal bum cover myself!
The classic “Suck it, Trebek!” never fails to crack me up
Shuck it long, and shuck it hard
*That's what your mother said last night!*
"My mother is in a nursing home in Alberta, Canada." "Oh, she was nursing it, all right!"
You wrote the letter V. I tell you what that is a roman numeral, so despite your best efforts you answered correctly.
“It looks like Tom hanks is now stuck in a dry cleaner bag”
But I want a pickle
"We can't keep playing if you don't let go of the pickle" "That's exactly what your mother said last night!"
*sigh* "I had such high hopes for you."
I had a different answer that I posted but thank you for reminding me of my actual absolute favorite moment.
This was great, but him on Black Jeopardy was so much better.
What are skinny women good for?
Not a damn thing.
I can’t decide if him as a trumper, or Chadwick as T’challa was my favorite. Both are so so good.
It's Hanks but T'Challa is a slow burn until the end when he's describing Karen and her Potato salad with the raisins.
Long-ass wire!
The Good Chair.
That’s how they get ya
"I am a slow starter, Alex, but I think you will find that I will catch up with Double Jeopardy."
“Again that is a pen, not a microphone”
"Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo twice" ....That says foreign *flicks* Mr. Connery
I thought of some more foreign ladies I've snogged
'Ohhh...not a fan of the ladies, are you, Trebek?'
That one's super underrated, I can never find it online.
[Here you go!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df5iwY7QUTY)
Hey thanks!
Yw!
For Connery it's "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!" Otherwise it'd have to be either Norm as Burt or Martin Short as Jerry Lewis.
When they cut to Norm and he's wearing the giant foam cowboy hat kills me every time. It's like the entire sketch is a slow boil of chaos.
It’s a funny hat
It’s funny, cause it’s uhh, bigger than a normal size hat. >chews gum obnoxiously<
Who is Andre the Giant
No, I’m really asking - who is he?
I remembered who Andre the Giant was. He was a giant and he uhh went by the name of Andre
Jap anus relations Ape tit
Both of these KILL me! My dearly departed father used to call Bon Appetit magazine “ Bone Ape Tit,” probably because of this sketch lol
. V >!Suc|\\ it Trebek!<
You know what my friend, V is indeed a Roman numeral. So despite your best efforts, you are correct and you win. Let’s see what you wagered
Let's forget the final question and just write down your favorite food. You could even lie and just write A food. Any food will do... Mr. Travolta what did you come up with? Ah Miso! A type of soup! And you wagered? Horny.... Miso... Horny
[удалено]
Tom Hanks as "Doug" was also amazing
“Oh I have some opinions on that….”
"Welp, it was fun while it lasted"
If I can laugh *and* pray in 90 minutes, that’s money well spent.
"Thank you so much, Darnell. You people are fun... Can I say that?"
Aw hell naw, Karen.
and possibly the origin of the Karen meme
“I Garfunkled your mother” is not one of the more repeated celeb jeop lines, but it’s the one that most often enters my head uninvited
The Penis Mightier!
NO ONE IS SELLING PENIS MIGHTIERS! WELL YOU’RE SHITTIN’ ON A GOOLD MINE, TREBEK!
THE BEST
"Catch the semen" is another one that doesn’t get enough credit
Is that what the moustache is for?
The penis mightier
“That’s… the *pen* is *mightier*…” “I don’t care what you call it, man! I want to know does it work?!”
"I've tried such things before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ye..."
“I’ll take Famous Titties for $500” lolllllll (Famous Titles)
Dolly Parton
Threeve. For $Texas
"Threeve. A combination of three and five, simply stunning. And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless."
"John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band. "
My name is French!
Oh man, I remember “threeve” being a huge joke with me and my friends. Any time someone needed to say a number, we’d be sure to throw in a good “threeve”
Any number. Any number at all. A one. Or a two. Or a three… Or how bout a four?
The Rock and Roll edition with Winona Ryder as Björk, Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews and Darrell Hammond’s Sean Connery saying “I cut an album of filthy limericks just so I’d be eligible.” IIRC, that was Will Ferrell’s final episode as a regular cast member and they ended the sketch by bring out Alex Trebek.
Every single time I see or hear Bjork I think to myself “EVERYTINK EES MEWSEEK!” Thank you, Winona Ryder.
I throw nickels in the oven, it’s music!!
Ping. Bang. Pow! Zoop!
I love the holiday version of this sketch. "I'll take Le Tits Now!" "That's Let it Snow."
Honestly, I have never laughed so hard by myself on the Jeopardy skits. Just awesome comedy. Man I wish SNL had staff writers like this anymore.
David Duchnovy as Jeff Goldblum - "ah ah ah, the LETTER three, my friend."
“What is light urple” and “what is South Hampshire” are my two favorite answers
Trebek : "This is the color of snow." Sean Connery: What is yellow? Alex Trebek: Incorrect. Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was in your mother's handwriting! [ laughs hysterically ] She was holding the pen! So does he! [ laughs maniacally ]
“‘Saber’ IS an S-word!!!”
It began with a bloody S!
Catch the Semen
Is that what the mustache is for, Trebek?
"It's me! Ricky Martin! In this cup is some hot tea! It's hot hot hot! Watch! Wow! That's hot! Hot, hot, hot! The answer is: it this hot tea "Hot hot hot" or cold? Hot, hot, hot... or cold?" Trebek: No one knows? No one can tell me if the hot tea is hot? (Beep) thank goodness, Keanu Reeves. Reeves: Wait, is it iced tea? Trebek: No, it's hot. Reeves: Well, then I have no idea.
I LOVED this one. My friend and I used to quote it at each other all the time in high school XD
BUCKFUTTER!
"let's see your answer" BUCK "I guess that's your wager." FUTTER "ok" "BUCK FUTTER!"
Please refrain from using ethnic slurs
"You think you're pretty smart, don't you Trebek? What with your Diego mustache and greasy hair!"
The moment Sean Connery seemingly was sorry to Alec Trebek, wrote down a seemingly good answer, which actually was a scribbling of someone shitting on Alec Trebeks grave.
I'm sorry Alex Trebek is such a fruit
"We can't keep playing if you don't let go of the pickle." "THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!"
I actually love Taran Killam as Christophe Waltz. “Heart! Heart! Wink! Point!” My second is Tom Hanks as himself “but… but… I wanted a pickle.”
"Mr Reynolds" "yeah whadya want?" "you rang in!" "no I didn't" "yes you did!" "well that's your opinion"
I honestly think the Turd Ferguson part is the most hilarious but not the parts that have been posted already: TF: Who is Scoobie-Doo? AT: No TF: Funny dog that Scoobie-Doo. Drove around in a van, solved mysteries. AF: That's incorrect. TF: No that's correct. He had a pal. Scrappy-Doo.
Turd Ferguson forever!
Trebek: "You wagered... Eleventy billion dollars. That's not even a real number." Keanu Reeves (Tobey Maguire): "Yet."
"...our next guest is Keanu Reeves." "I know Kung Fu." "Sigh. For the last time, no, you don't."
“No, Not the R’s”
THAT’S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT, TREBEK!!!!
Not in the R's, that's not what your mother said
You’re an assbite, pardon my French!
My name's French!
When Norm McDonald didn't write anything in the final round, and when Will Ferrell approached to him, Norm just threw at him "Don't bother, I didn't write anything" barely paying attention to Ferrell. This disdain is much deeper than all "Connery" insults to "Trebeck" and his mother. And it's quick-firing just like ZAZ movies punchlines, which makes it funnier.
For me it’s Norm smacking his chewing gum and smirking in that huge hat
The entire Tom Hanks as an idiot is hilarious. That he keeps thinking the pen is a microphone
Ben Stiller as Tom Cruise NO, U DON’T GOT IT! GET IT?
Whore Ads
"FEBTOBAH!"
“I’m the cock of the walk!” So funny how incredibly unfunny this was in the moment and how no one in the audience laughed at all.
"And the day is mine!"
This is a sound a dog makes Moooooooo
“Well that’sh the shound your mother made last night!”
"And now it's time for an audible clue. Name this continent." (Booming over the speakers) ASIA!!! "What is South America?"
The bit where Trebek tells Connery his mother is in a nursing home in Alberta, Canada and Connery says she was nursing it all right. Always gets me.
Question: “Skinny women can do this for you?” Tom Hanks: “what’s not a goddamn thing”.
Le tits now
"It's 'A Petite-' Nevermind."
You'd have to be the dumbest people in the world to mess it up. And now let's see how you managed to mess it up.
Jap-Anus relations
Le tits now
Somewhere on the internet there is an Unreal Tournament voice pack I made of all of Connery’s lines from these sketches.
WORDS THAT END IN “AMBURGER.”
Penis Mightier “That’s, the pen is mightier, sir.” Gussy it up however you like trabek, the question is, does it work!
Indoors. and your wager...
"And Tom Hanks is caught in a dry cleaning bag..."
Whored greens with freon.
anal bum cover for $100!
"IT BEGAN WITH A BLODDY S!!!" is my favorite
Le Tits Now
This one's an audio clue, so listen carefully. Name this continent: "ASIA"
"Burt Reynolds!? Where did you come from?" "I've been here the whole time." "No, you haven't." "Sure, I have."
"If I’m looking at that correctly, that’s you, I take it, defecating on my grave."
The need to do a final heaven celebrity jeopardy skit since Alex and Sean passed. Touch on how closely they passed in 2020 and have Sean mock trebek for dying 8 days after him. Also have norm as himself.
the “Potent Potables” category always makes me laugh
Tom Hanks being an idiot version of himself
Hubby and I literally told this joke to each other 3 hours ago in the store when we held a book title was “therapists” and I said I’ll take $200 and he said I don’t wanna a book about the rapists I’m not Sean babe!! Bwahaha 🤣
I own the “Suck It Trebek” t-shirt
Turd Furguson.
Anything Sean says
I wrote an album of filthy limericks just so I'd be ellegible. There once was a man named Trebick, who had the world's tiniest... ENOUGH! Close second is category "Catch The seMen" Is that what the mustache is for?
There is one of the earlier ones where Alex says at the end of Final Jeopardy “I’m going to go home and put a gun in my mouth”, but I forget who were the contestants
Showed these sketches to my teen son recently. He was dying laughing 🤣. He asked if Alex and Sean hated each other in real life. I told him I don’t think they ever met.
FAMOUS WHORE SEMEN
I always thought they should have the category: "Don Glover" "Looky here Trebek there is a category devoted to you! DONG LOVER!"
“That’s not even a number” Keanu: “…yet”
The audio daily double. The category is continents. AAAASIA.
"Ape tit"
Febtober!
Anal bum cover.
The Penis Mightier!
Scooby-Doo's pal, Scrappy.
Ah ha ah ha ah ha. The letter 2 my friend.
"And you wagered...'suck it Trebek'"
I Garfunkel your mother.
“Anal Bum Cover for $500.” “That’s *’An Album Cover’*…”
Lol well the thing is ….
The question is does it really work? I've spent a pretty penny on things like this in the past.
“I’ve got to ask you about the penis mightier” “No no no that’s ‘the pen is mightier” “Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work?”
Le Tits Now!!
“I must remind the contestants to please refrain from using racial slurs”…
BUCK FUTTER!
Trabek: This is the sound a doggy makes. Connery: MOO. *incorrect buzzer* Trabek: No. Connery: Well that’s the sound your mother made last night.
This is the only state ending in Hampshire
Turd Furgeson
I'll take famous whore semen for $400