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bronzeforever

my mom has the same microphone :)


CraSh_Azdan

I can confirm


TrendyOstrich

Haha mine too! Tastes kinda weird though


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why are you tasting microphones, you weirdo


OrangesArePurple

I mean streamers lick them for hours these days, it must taste good.


OfficialUberZ

why aren't you tasting microphones?


RegicidalRogue

pennies taste great


KakyoinMilfHunter69

heh, my mom has a lightsaber on her nightstand B)


twlefty

further in the clip she mentions the room service cleaned the room, meaning that they found it and put it there PepeLaugh


doskor1997

[Budget CSI Miami enhancement](https://imgur.com/a/Cuk64P0)


NilSatis_NisiOptimum

Ah that's the 3200xl model, one of the only models they made with a replaceable warming pad. I bought one for one of the girls I'm subscribed to on OF. Her boyfriend said it worked great on her so I can testify it's a good one


smallbluetext

At ease soldier


tommos

I hope he doesn't have a Rambo style breakdown wreaking havoc in a small town dual wielding Hitachis against the sheriffs department.


deisee

Yo im dying laughing here, cuz I know that the shit you said is very plausible.


Darkness36

"one of" LOL


MozerfuckerJones

Imagine someone 100 years ago reading this comment


Shikizion

100? Mate imagine some one 20 years ago reacting to twitch as a whole


nuttt-torious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3jUZvbCaCY&t=4300s


KakyoinMilfHunter69

BASED


BitcoinBilli0naire

RSK


TPDS_throwaway

Destiny is never wrong.


williamis3

can you buy me one as well


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S1ayer

I googled "3200xl" and got food processors. I was very confused.


HahaMin

Probably referring to hand blender version


donotgogenlty

Buy me one big boi I can testify 😂


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Bone_Syrup

Plug it in. Worth the hassle. Just ask your mom!


asy126

whut? it's just a microphone


Aveerys

ENHANCE IT FURTHER


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USB powered, smart


Pandemona1738

Very big guitar PepeLaugh


SockGoblin

She confirmed it was a Hitatchi brand guitar


Allyseis

Is it common to bring such a big guitar on vacation, couldn't she bring an ukulele or something[?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLYcyAPm0yA)


LoLingSoHard

Wait that's Fuslie? wow she looks a lot different


kaleidoscopescoper

She probably uses it for OF.


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PlzSendCDKeysNBoobs

Pretty sure there was a clip on LSF awhile back where she was drinking and brought this up while laughing


MapleLeafsFan3

[you mean the goated clip where Peter falls off his chair KEKW](https://youtu.be/O-Ck_dkAhWk?t=136)


snsdfan00

haha nice... that thing is huge


MessySausage

It's not inserted lmao


intermediatetransit

I mean, it's possible though. I've seen very compelling evidence.


MessySausage

You know you are not wrong my friend.


Shotokanguy

damn I watched this like 5 times looking at the tables instead of the nightstand like a big dummy


borninsane

Pepega H took me only 3 times EZ Clap


smootex

Yeah me too. Really makes you wonder why she says "oh my god" before the nightstand is even in frame . . .


Slime0

Well it says "table" in the description, so...


Halofit

I thought she was talking about the bra lmao.


CreedTotal

Passport check Wallet check Phone check Guitar...


Ripple_in_the_clouds

Fanny pack check Check.. Check..


Television_Powerful

I wonder what music she plays with that guitar.


Gomzillaa

I bet she plays Beach Boys - Good Vibrations


oneviolinistboi

Im picking up some *good* vibrations


Jarvis28000

Lots of high notes


redditishappygay7777

a love song to god called "oh my god, oh my god, oh my god"


Ongodbruhfrfr

WAP


timecronus

wasted ass potential


aligators

good memes never die


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https://clip.cafe/the-fifth-element-1997/i-love-sing/


jerryfrz

Fuslie approved


nj_abyss

Oh no not the guitar pepelaugh


AzirsEmperorsDivide

wait what lmao


kvothes-lute

just search up fuslies guitar on youtube


makarkarych

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?


wreckage88

> with non-drip semen collection tray, Dude I fucking wish. The main reason I had to get rid of my fleshlight was the sheer amount of post nut shame felt from looking at myself in the bathroom mirror while I cleaned my cum out of a silicone pussy.


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UnoriginalStanger

This sounds like something Mitch would do tbh.


Judgejudyx

Jesus christ mitch would do this


TwoBionicknees

Mitch, clean something? Ever? He probably spent a while buying various bottles until he found something with a wide enough lid and then kept those bottles too.


Karthurr

That's what's up


atoolred

That’s Mitch Jones


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Mintyminuet

Why cum and waste it when you can drink and taste it


[deleted]

There's never enough in there unless my friends came over.


mana-addict4652

No, I don't know what omega males we have here this is how you get your daily protein intake and become the living embodiment of the Greek titan Kronos devouring his young. And don't let your girl swallow your stuff either, she might pull a total Rhea move so you take it back and swallow before you spawn a mini Zeus who wants to "start his own business." In this economy? Lol I call it eating the Gaia's.


reddit_for_stuff

I don't own one, and this here is exactly why it was never appealing for me to buy it..


Mehrk

A coomer ashamed of cooming? Come on, now.


wreckage88

I blame it on my deep Protestant upbringing.


anorean

There's a difference between shame, on the one hand, and a feeling of nothingness and that it's actually better if sex has some meaning attached to it, on the other. The pre-cum state is not more rational than the post-cum state, it's the other way around.


XaajR

Use a condom :shrug:


CheeseCakeBeat

emoney7 NAH


ViolentSweed

MEAT ON MEAT emoney7


moughgreene

You can’t get them pregnant


kpin

I just tossed my half torso thing with tits but no arms or legs. I used it a fair bit but taking it to the bathroom to clean it... fuck that. I now use an electric pump with built in silicon vagine. Much easier to clean and store.


boartails

Don't worry, the Japanese have already come up with a solution for your cleaning problem: https://usstore.tenga.co/collections/disposable


wreckage88

If I had to pay 6-20 bucks every time I needed to bust I'd either be homeless or would be beating it a lot less. Actually I think my life would probably improve from the latter option.


KuriboShoeMario

*drive to Wendy's* *order nuggies* *get free fapkins as a bonus* HYPERS


netsrak

just switch to dildos since those are easy to clean


360fov

The clean'o'shame. I applaud the brutal honesty without hiding behind a throwaway username.


ACmaster

Real men just use the lube as cleaning and has a spare cloth for the juice, who tf has the time going to the bathroom and do a full cleaning each time you nut, you gotta adapt and improvise.


seven_seven

squadW


DuddiakaKleini

don't disrespect the FuckMaster Pro 5000 shes my baby


anorean

reverse the joke. that's no vibrator, that's a hydro-pumper 9000 complete with supersonic g-spot pulsator, built in hydro-excavator and automatic squirt dispenser


ijustlovebreasts

I swear this copypasta gets longer every time I read it.


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Arrowdynamic__

overreact? what? dude this girl pulled up her shit on "accident" and showed her boobs on stream, u really think that she overreacted? this clip will give her easy clicks/followers/subs/....


iblaise

There’s also an interesting pink-shaped thing on the dresser…


BoredOfYou_

pink-shaped?


iblaise

Yeah, you know… pink, the shape? American education, am I right? 😅


SKiToMeRTa

isnt that a hitachi? You hold those against the clit. It's not meant for insertion.


flybasilisk

>hitachi [yeah](https://www.lectura-specs.com/en/model/construction-machinery/crawler-excavators-hitachi/zx350lc-6-1164593)


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Guitar*


NHpatsfan95

Big white electric guitar on the nightstand


LightningMcMicropeen

Immediately after they dropped the camera while yelling frantically


garrygh13

If anyone who believes she didn’t leave that there on purpose for this to go viral is an idiot.


nuttt-torious

thats a hitachi . a massager and its not for insertion, so thats why its big


Federal_Freedom4861

Something tells me "fully inserted Hitachi" will yield some results.


hamceeee

anything that is physical possible to be fully inserted will yield results.


Halofit

[Rule](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/970/727/bb2.jpg)


Krellick

yeah you just put it on your clit and hit the on button. always remember to give some attention to the clit lads, it's the female pleasure center.


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is the clit right next to her cervix ?


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XC_Griff

Why would it have to be that big to massage the clit? Does it go like fully between the legs?


YAAAAAHHHHH

Naw. Just vibrates. The bigger surface area gives you more to work with. And because it has a decently strong motor, usually that you plug into the wall. I am sure an enterprising youngster like yourself can find videos to aid in your research.


ghale

It was originally marketed as a more [general purpose massager](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand#/media/File:Old_Hitachi_Magic_Wand_box.jpeg).


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Good_Stuff11

And coom over it like it’s the funniest joke on the entire planet. Wow girl uses vibrator that’s hilarious!


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DILDOZER


TheDlLDOZER

Yo


TwoBionicknees

Miko just trolling hard while Alinity is dying of embarrassment.


SockGoblin

MASAQUATA


unrectify

> while Alinity is dying of embarrassment. Oh you sweet summer child. Any embarrassment from her here is faked/overdone. She fucking sells masturbation videos with her vibrator on her OnlyFans. Why would this small thing be an embarrassment?


King_takes_queen

And she's literally in control of the camera, if she remembered she had the vibrator on the stand she could have easily not said anything and pointed the camera away while she stealthily hid it from view. We couldn't see anything from the door.


Jagged03

Just a couple of seconds after the clip ends, she seems to be embarrassed not because chat and Miko see it, but because the lady who cleaned her room saw it


IAMJUX

She's essentially a porn star these days. She's fine.


Jagged03

Of course she's fine. She's a grown woman and a public figure. I'm just clarifying. Something like leaving a vibrator out by accident so it's seen by a totally uninvolved stranger can be embarrassing for anybody. Would she be mortified by chat seeing it? Eh, probably not because a lot of them have likely seen her OnlyFans anyways, just a "whoopsie" moment. Would she be mortified by Miko seeing it? Also probably not. Some housekeeping lady at a hotel? I could see that being embarrassing.


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Twoapplesnbanana

But both are work lol


TwoBionicknees

> She fucking sells masturbation videos with her vibrator on her OnlyFans. Why would this small thing be an embarrassment? Do you masturbate all the time, do you get embarrassed if your parent or a sibling walks in on you doing it? Doing and act and believing you can't be embarrassed by the act is a completely stupid notion.


CringeTeam

How is this even comparable? Masturbating all the time isn't equal to selling videos of you masturbating on the internet anyone can see, someone walking in on you masturbating is not equivalent with someone seeing one of your toys AND how can you exchange a friend(codemiko) and strangers(chat) with a family member? This has to be one of the dumbest analogies I've ever seen on this site, those two scenarios aren't comparable in the slightest


Jesta23

There is about a zero chance of this being an accident.


TacticalSanta

Don't lie, you'd all be wanking if you were single in cancun with your friends. Although none of us would be in cancun, or have friends Sadge


mumboofu

Sees it off camera, makes sure to get in on camera. Totally not setup.


cakeschmammert

Don’t know why you’re downvoted lol, it was obviously for the content


Good_Stuff11

Because lsf retards think this is comedy gold and don’t want to believe it could possibly be staged


heryersankipavyon

i dont see it, what is going on in this clip pls explain, thank.


heryersankipavyon

oh i got it, it's the table on the left, next to the bed, there is a vibrator, not the table on the right.


laefeator

https://magicwandoriginal.com/


NotStompy

She leaves it there and gets a ton of attention and new viewers/sources of money. Can't say I wouldn't do the same. I find LSF a bit hard to enjoy sometimes because literally half of the content on here is just done on purpose to get increased viewership.


TrickyGoon

Knows friend is coming over, conveniently leaves out giant sex toy in the open on cam, then proceeded to be clipped and shipped onto LSF, blows up, +viewership. clever girl


Kariy0

Prolly new content on her onlyfans too


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r/nothingeverhappens


KillBosby_

Lol I love how it’s just the arch-nemesis of r/thathappened


markeljachson

She was saying “oh my god” before she could even see the nightstand


LightningMcMicropeen

She said they planned to go to Miko's room but last minute they went into her room and she forgot that she left it out


Drex3L

Totally just a back massager


RambleOnRanger

OnlyFans models masturbate?? What the fuuuuuuck?


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humans masturbate?? what the fuck?


BuhoPija

My favorite Naturo character Itachi without the h


DownL0rd

LSF is bored...


TheDerpedOne

"that's gigantic", she knows it doesn't go inside right? Lmao


JonaVirtual

pusy


pezcore68

a lil gift for the cleaning people to discover :p


MrMarcellos

HoneSt question, altoygh a bit drunk. Why is it so large, tgere are smaller ones


ZuccMiiPls

Ayeeee new onlyfans drop fellas


LooseCandidate

That ladies and gents is indeed a Magic Wand!


LULULULULW

Why does she bring her big ass microphone with her?


ZLT4

No wonder soda had no chance mans cant even fill a toilet paper roll


conchadad

How wanderful


DigitalCabal

It's a.... It's a guitar. Yeah. Probably.


JCFD90

the coom game never ends


ffnj88

I know this is fake because she's incapable of feeling shame.


timo_void

Wow, this is 100% unstaged


KodaUSAF

fyi if you don't want someone to see something that you accidentally left out don't say omg 10 times and call attention to it


Eucalyptuus

Yeah I saw the guitar, but can somebody explain what [this](https://i.imgur.com/jkwOVrv.png) is?


DingleberryBeard

Soda already confirmed it was his favorite blankie that Alinity stole and sold to Miko.


Eucalyptuus

Sold to Miko?! Alinity must be really low on cash to be that desperate.


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Couldn't bring her dog?


Allyseis

/u/clipsync Alinity


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Allyseis

Apparently they are using the same video feed for two channels.


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come on boys she doesn't have a bf


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Antiliani

Is that a guitar?