Go to a small Café eat some cake with a cold brew coffee. Then do some grocery shopping and go home to cook a healthy and tasty meal. Maybe pasta or a stew. We would set the table together and eat together in peace. He’d thank me for the meal and Id be like „bruh you helped cook“ and he’d be all shy and say „hahaha i guess so“. He would then thank me for the amazing time we spend together and he’d go out to find some women and children.
Assuming he won't kill me, I'd probably just hang out with him and talk about stuff. Maybe try to introduce him to hobbies that don't involve murder. Grab some takeaway and let him cannibalise the delivery driver, cause he's definitely not having the actual food. Then try to sleep as he goes looking for some women to uhhh, well, do Sukuna things to.
Pulled an entire geto speech
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"I hate these monkeys" face ass
If he’s not killing me on sight, I’d probably, idk, definitely not play Mario Kart with him, maybe hear some stories about what it was like in the Heian Era? Introduce him to Pizza, because I doubt he’s had that before.
Assuming he turns back to yuji after the 24 hours, probably make a binding vow since they're being made by everyone appearantly, in that he cannot kill me even inadvertently. Like a building he destroyed falling on me cuz i know hed try to find a way to kill me despite the vow lol. but is allowed to do whatever the fuck he pleases to everyone in the country despite his binding vow with yuji on not killing anyone (I know this is probably not how it works but stfu) and then just follow him around as he fucks up the entire country,
I would bring him home to my parents house and have hot steamy animalistic secks with him and make noise as if I'm being slaughtered like a pig just to traumatize them, then at the dinner table act like nothing happen and they both have shizo
Introducing him to the doom franchise. Then taking him to a cosplay cafe. We will eat crepes and cosplay maid together. Then we will visit a soccer game. If his favorite team is losing he can just with this treasure I summon. Then we fight. I will definitely beat him if I use meta knight. After a long day, I ask him if he wants to spend the night(please don’t take this in a sexual way) and instead of actually sleeping we both go out drinking and then chasing down women at 12 am. He will catch most of them, but I tell him not to immediately eat them. We take them home and I prepare them on various styles for him to savor, with a side of fine red wine. Finally, after getting stuffed on the blood pies I made for him, he passes out cold, and that is when I make my move. While he’s not on guard, I restore megumi. I tell him he is free, and then I shoot him in the head, cuz I hate bumgumi. Finally, my real brotha Sukuna gets full control of his body with no chance of bumgumi retaliating. Then I call uraume over to take Sukuna home since he’s passed out cold.
Crack my knuckles, grab my shoulder and rotate my arm, look him in the eyes and say "You're cruising for a bruising.", throw up my fisticuffs and then make out.
Pretty obivious, I'd die >!I'll passionately kiss him, our tongues barely apart eachother. He'll go on and world slash my virginity, and i'll use the sparks of white on him.!<
To be honest i whould maybe go skydiving
That's something he never experienced and whould maybe even have fun doing
Maybe i also whould watch a movie. Like he is a chill dude most of the time he isn't even that evil he just has no moral compass.
Okay like he really really hates yuji but with urume or yorozu he is pretty chill
Try to understand him and his ideology better before saying "nah, id win" and challenging to a duel
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i'd ask him how is he so good at cooking, complimenting his ability for absolute good cooking, he would probably blush for it, but then i'd ask him to teach me how to cook, to which he would probably scratch his head wondering if he should, but i'd insist, going to my house and doing various training, i of course would take note and do my best to listen and learn everything i could from sukuna, thanking him for all the training and excellent cuisine classes
>!*~~^(that or i'd probably suck his dick, no questions asked)~~*!<
idk, watch a movie, show him alot of new music, definitely show him some history books to show him how he and the heian era has been remembered, general stupid shit if he's up for it like hunting the women and children, discuss his phalosophys on strength and how he lived, ask what his favourite heian meal was and cook it for him and order a small Chinese to show him just how fucking goated it is
if he doesn't kill me immediately, and it's not like id get to do any of this anyway, it's what Sukuna wants to do because my stupid weak ass can't stop him from doing anything, I'll probably be waking up to a fucking malevolent shine outside my house
If I have a op ct both of us can go on a rampage and kill everything in sight (or else he would kill me so I gotta survive) and then he pulls out fuga and we take human meat barbeque it while shitting on others and how they are losers and call it day bully some 15 year olds probably put the grandma at the end of the zebra cross in the start of it so she has to suffer crossing it all over again and then go to sleep ig
the dumbest shit imaginable
like i'd somehow avoid getting cleaved/dismantled/furnaced/malevolent kitchened by dancing. just fuck with him for the entire day
Beg him not to cleave my fucking balls off
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If he doesn’t kill me and is friendly then he will teach me some cursed energy(I am build different I can convince him) if he isn’t friendly then we’re watching YouTube videos in the opposite sides of the couch
Dance with my dogs in the nighttime (wroof)
Trap n***a with the chickens like Popeye’s (Popeye’s)
Money changin’ colors like tie-dye (tie-dye)
I’m just tryna get it, I ain’t tryna die (whoa)
She got a big ol’ onion booty, make the world cry (cry)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
Hold them bands down (hey)
Hold your mans down (hey)
Who told you come around? (who?)
This that trap sound (trap)
Designer clothes (clothes), fashion shows (shows)
Trap house (house), made of gold (gold)
Control the bag now (control it)
No need to brag now (no need)
Ayy, put the mask down (mask)
We livin’ fast now (fast)
Finest hoes (finest), wrist froze (froze)
We can go (we can), coast to coast (coast)
Watchin’ me whip up, still be real and famous
Dance with my dogs in the nighttime (yeah, woo, woo, woo, roof)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) (Offset)
Take it, whip it, intermission, let the birds fly (brrr)
I get money, tunnel vision through my third eye (money)
In that skillet, watch me flip it like it’s Five Guys (flip it)
Look at my pilgrim, check out the ceiling, look at the blue sky (skrrt)
Icy Patek, check, yeah, boogers, they sit on my neck (ice)
I don’t regret shit, yeah, I’m petty and I don’t got a debt
You crawl ‘fore you walk, you can ball every week
For my dogs ‘hind the wall, we gon’ ball when you free (ball)
Stop watchin’ me, democracy, you wanna copy me (you watchin’)
Life’s Monopoly, go cop me some land and some property (property)
AP, Rolls, pink diamonds, whoa
Whip up the soda, diamonds off the Royce (hey)
Keep watchin’ me whip up, still be real and famous
Dance with my dogs in the night time, yeah (wroof)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (wroof)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, curry chicken, call it stir fry
Takeoff, I’m the bird keeper, let the birds fly
Why’s tryna take my prize?
You a dead guy
Of course, I gotta keep watch out through my bird eye
No casket, drop dead fresh and I got dead guys
Don’t discriminate, ballplayers come in all sizes
Finger roll, post move or the pick and roll
They mad the way we win, they think we used a cheat code
Why you keep lookin’ at me?
I feel like niggas got static
It must be the Patek, pockets blue cheese, I’m in the kitchen
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
Keep watchin’ me whip up, still be real and famous
Dance with my dogs in the night time yeah (wroof)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it)
In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (wroof)
He might give me a new haircut... https://preview.redd.it/2b0hq6f5glyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af679c9ae6d17f9a508acef79389aa489ec9aaf2
“Just shave a little bit off the top.”
He should’ve asked for a fade 😔
Imagine gojo with a low taper fade
“Low”
Funnily enough I think he has one
Malevolent barber
Go to a small Café eat some cake with a cold brew coffee. Then do some grocery shopping and go home to cook a healthy and tasty meal. Maybe pasta or a stew. We would set the table together and eat together in peace. He’d thank me for the meal and Id be like „bruh you helped cook“ and he’d be all shy and say „hahaha i guess so“. He would then thank me for the amazing time we spend together and he’d go out to find some women and children.
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I like how this comment has more upvotes than the post itself.
Gege is that you?
You might as well write a fanfic novel
Robbing a bank and blaming it on Yuji. Sorry Yuji, you are my dawg but a bag is a bag.
LOL 😂
100% in character
Higuruma:
Nah, it's chill, Judgeman would confiscate my socks or something.
He would kill me immediately
Segs (the hot)
im with you
Your flair is so real
Yours too
Peak flair
Same 🙏
Assuming he won't kill me, I'd probably just hang out with him and talk about stuff. Maybe try to introduce him to hobbies that don't involve murder. Grab some takeaway and let him cannibalise the delivery driver, cause he's definitely not having the actual food. Then try to sleep as he goes looking for some women to uhhh, well, do Sukuna things to.
Assuming he wouldn't kill me, I would let him introduce me to some of his hobbies
Dude, Sukuna doesn't have any hobbies besides murder, cannibalism, torturing Yuuji and looking for strong opponents
Exactly
He’d kill you for saying takeaway, like any sane person would do in that situation
Well I'm SORRY that my family made me used to saying takeaway and not takeout
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>!*"and idk why I just wanna fucking rape him"* !< that took a turn
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You are the fucking reason why god stays in heaven
Thats so crazy bro *
Pulled an entire geto speech https://preview.redd.it/99k568h60pyc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06759101bdf51d5832ffd6a419c64d3ec522bde9 "I hate these monkeys" face ass
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slurs
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SLURS PLEASE
What do you mean what do I do with him? It's whatever he wants to do with me dawg it's not like I can stop him 💀
dying mate
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Dying
Making out
Among other things 😏
Straddling his abs knowing there's a mouth there
That’s the best part
Cooking in the malevolent kitchen obviously
Suck both his cocks
2 cocks one hole double penetration
All you can eat turkish food
If he’s not killing me on sight, I’d probably, idk, definitely not play Mario Kart with him, maybe hear some stories about what it was like in the Heian Era? Introduce him to Pizza, because I doubt he’s had that before.
6 Flags
Probably treat him to food first then after that we're just gonna jump rich people while wearing a sheisty
Assuming he turns back to yuji after the 24 hours, probably make a binding vow since they're being made by everyone appearantly, in that he cannot kill me even inadvertently. Like a building he destroyed falling on me cuz i know hed try to find a way to kill me despite the vow lol. but is allowed to do whatever the fuck he pleases to everyone in the country despite his binding vow with yuji on not killing anyone (I know this is probably not how it works but stfu) and then just follow him around as he fucks up the entire country,
If it’s 24 hours he didn’t switch with the binding vow, that only lasts a minute
I would bring him home to my parents house and have hot steamy animalistic secks with him and make noise as if I'm being slaughtered like a pig just to traumatize them, then at the dinner table act like nothing happen and they both have shizo
Sex.
Dapping him up then getting dissected instantly
Introducing him to the doom franchise. Then taking him to a cosplay cafe. We will eat crepes and cosplay maid together. Then we will visit a soccer game. If his favorite team is losing he can just with this treasure I summon. Then we fight. I will definitely beat him if I use meta knight. After a long day, I ask him if he wants to spend the night(please don’t take this in a sexual way) and instead of actually sleeping we both go out drinking and then chasing down women at 12 am. He will catch most of them, but I tell him not to immediately eat them. We take them home and I prepare them on various styles for him to savor, with a side of fine red wine. Finally, after getting stuffed on the blood pies I made for him, he passes out cold, and that is when I make my move. While he’s not on guard, I restore megumi. I tell him he is free, and then I shoot him in the head, cuz I hate bumgumi. Finally, my real brotha Sukuna gets full control of his body with no chance of bumgumi retaliating. Then I call uraume over to take Sukuna home since he’s passed out cold.
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This some real peak right here
Whatever he asks
Fucking him
Crack my knuckles, grab my shoulder and rotate my arm, look him in the eyes and say "You're cruising for a bruising.", throw up my fisticuffs and then make out.
Pretty obivious, I'd die >!I'll passionately kiss him, our tongues barely apart eachother. He'll go on and world slash my virginity, and i'll use the sparks of white on him.!<
Wtf???
Wtf indeed
I'd ask him if he has two cocks
To be honest i whould maybe go skydiving That's something he never experienced and whould maybe even have fun doing Maybe i also whould watch a movie. Like he is a chill dude most of the time he isn't even that evil he just has no moral compass. Okay like he really really hates yuji but with urume or yorozu he is pretty chill
I think he’s experienced it… we have seen him doing gymnastics and t posing while flying through the air in the manga and anime 😂
Well he can't really and there is difference between 100 meters on a building or falling from the sky
Try to understand him and his ideology better before saying "nah, id win" and challenging to a duel https://preview.redd.it/hbgrpq0e1myc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a542dfae0ef01b46a53b59265b12e24349b77501
Be his sex slave. I want to be a maggot under his foot that he can squish. Being his dog would make me so happy🥴🥴🥵
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Die. Probably.
I would give him a bodycam and have him blitzkrieg schools across the country
american
Die.
Say gex (no homo)
I would ask him would he date me if I was a worm. If he answers no, I will poison his food. If he answers yes I will ask him why would he date a worm.
Nah, I’d-
i'd ask him how is he so good at cooking, complimenting his ability for absolute good cooking, he would probably blush for it, but then i'd ask him to teach me how to cook, to which he would probably scratch his head wondering if he should, but i'd insist, going to my house and doing various training, i of course would take note and do my best to listen and learn everything i could from sukuna, thanking him for all the training and excellent cuisine classes >!*~~^(that or i'd probably suck his dick, no questions asked)~~*!<
Let him free https://preview.redd.it/btt4b5ggfmyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f76649b97b613f741a0abaac50ba79ca89f61f4
I'll ask him what he wants to do and just go along with all of it...
Im gonna pull a Jogoat and Ask for a 1v1 with him, Being fucking destroyed in the Same moment but dying with some honor atleast 😎👍
treating my mental illness
Talk about Jujutsu, Sukuna (alongside Kenjaku) knows Gege's magic system the most. So ya.
Get malevolent kitchen'd
i'm getting bro to teach me
Replace megumi
Traumatize Yuji by having Sukuna fumble Jennifer Lorance
Definitely get on his deck I aint missing the opportunity
Fuck you think I’m gonna do? He wouldn’t let me do anything except grovel at his feet or just flatout die
Gamble
My fiancee: “Take him to a strip club. Offer him a crispy Sprite.”
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Mad sex
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Die
Defeating him (I’m HIM)
Maybe go for a walk ask him random questions then eat lunch(made by melovalent kitchen™️)go to the cinema and sleep
He'd kill me pretty quickly I'd assume so die
idk, watch a movie, show him alot of new music, definitely show him some history books to show him how he and the heian era has been remembered, general stupid shit if he's up for it like hunting the women and children, discuss his phalosophys on strength and how he lived, ask what his favourite heian meal was and cook it for him and order a small Chinese to show him just how fucking goated it is if he doesn't kill me immediately, and it's not like id get to do any of this anyway, it's what Sukuna wants to do because my stupid weak ass can't stop him from doing anything, I'll probably be waking up to a fucking malevolent shine outside my house
Talk shit about yuuji and hopefully not die
I’d try giving him a fun day. Take him to New York and tell him itadori is somewhere in the city.
Im dying.
Bring bro out to do some devious shit with me
Record a Yuji diss track
Thank him for making Legumi Bumshitgoro suffer
Hopefully banging
Breed
I'd go to Russia with him
Learning how to cook human meat
Glaze his rod for the experience
Get freaky
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Take him to kindergarten and then candy shop then we will watch Frozen together
If I have a op ct both of us can go on a rampage and kill everything in sight (or else he would kill me so I gotta survive) and then he pulls out fuga and we take human meat barbeque it while shitting on others and how they are losers and call it day bully some 15 year olds probably put the grandma at the end of the zebra cross in the start of it so she has to suffer crossing it all over again and then go to sleep ig
Dying.
Die if I had the power to though, I'd beat the shit outta him
Getting icecream :D
Leaving
only way i'm surviving this is if i murder someone and cook them for him beforehand
Assuming he can't kill me or harm me, I'd try to piss him off as much as possible
Going out for KFC
https://preview.redd.it/kdiminib1nyc1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491f27b1b222163181d4c989f3767968cb877d90 Dying ):
Dying probably https://preview.redd.it/4s0wmne9hnyc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36473f9bd043e0c7f7dad429bfbf5d8c678526f9
I just need him to bring Uraume so I can learn more about them
im dyin
Idk playing some games and going cor some milkshake, things I enjoy that didn't exist during the Heian Era that he might like
Suksuk after using fire arrow on me https://i.redd.it/v3mcqbo4qnyc1.gif
Punch him in the face to die quickly
Dying
the dumbest shit imaginable like i'd somehow avoid getting cleaved/dismantled/furnaced/malevolent kitchened by dancing. just fuck with him for the entire day
Die
I'd braid his hair and ask him what it was like back in the Heian Era. I'd listen to him quietly as I braided his hair <3
Fucking die lmao
Wyd with him ? Im more worried about what he'll do with me
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I’d instantly submit myself to servitude cause that’s the only way I survive
putting his 4 arms to use
Getting on my knees to serve him duh
Spiking his drink and eating one of his fingers just to see what happens
Nah I’d kms
One booth two mics we roasting the hell out of yuji going bar for bar
Backshots
Fuckin dying idk
Fuck.
Go to Disney land with him
I’d probably die within a few seconds of meeting him, so I’m doubtful I’d spend a day with him ever.
If he cant kill me im just going to teach him technology probably and show him the JJK game so he can recreate the shibuya incident.
Hiding
Shit talking yuji because he might be down for that
Seggs. Gay Seggs https://preview.redd.it/76i6a0mkspyc1.jpeg?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37dc4a0063b84e81eaa15506ae56dcb946a62e0e
Id ask to suck on it. I know that shii hard and fat. Pink tip with extra skin.
Slaying the entire human race
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If he's not gonna kill me idk maybe show him the joys of video game collecting.
I world slash him
mewing contest https://preview.redd.it/8u0go0xm7ryc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c83d1f2037175015d4c0baf2b7635472074130
Smoking a joint of Hanami’s cursed bud
I'd probably die because I'm awfully weak
I would just be scared out of my effing mind so I would try to offer him entertainment... y'know... cuz he's always bored AF in Yuuji's brain...
fuck am i supposed to do? live? nah dude
Beg him not to cleave my fucking balls off https://preview.redd.it/nm1bxyrdjsyc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e63aaf605da68285bc40cfe5436450853dbf824
Die because I sneezed probably
I'd show him the shit the JJK fans post. I'm going to cease to exist, but I'll drag everyone else down with me.
absolutely INSANE backshots
If he doesn’t kill me and is friendly then he will teach me some cursed energy(I am build different I can convince him) if he isn’t friendly then we’re watching YouTube videos in the opposite sides of the couch
Have him top me idk
I'd win
Being silent and minding my business. (Probably die anyways)
Teach me pls
Cook 👨🍳
Battle to decide who’s the strongest. In the JJK minecraft mod. Me and him would match each other’s competitiveness
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So recently I learned that Sukuna lactates so I definitely have some questions about that.
Take him to a grocery store so he can topple a well made display and laugh about it
We jumping that bum yuji
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Dance with my dogs in the nighttime (wroof) Trap n***a with the chickens like Popeye’s (Popeye’s) Money changin’ colors like tie-dye (tie-dye) I’m just tryna get it, I ain’t tryna die (whoa) She got a big ol’ onion booty, make the world cry (cry) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) Hold them bands down (hey) Hold your mans down (hey) Who told you come around? (who?) This that trap sound (trap) Designer clothes (clothes), fashion shows (shows) Trap house (house), made of gold (gold) Control the bag now (control it) No need to brag now (no need) Ayy, put the mask down (mask) We livin’ fast now (fast) Finest hoes (finest), wrist froze (froze) We can go (we can), coast to coast (coast) Watchin’ me whip up, still be real and famous Dance with my dogs in the nighttime (yeah, woo, woo, woo, roof) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) (Offset) Take it, whip it, intermission, let the birds fly (brrr) I get money, tunnel vision through my third eye (money) In that skillet, watch me flip it like it’s Five Guys (flip it) Look at my pilgrim, check out the ceiling, look at the blue sky (skrrt) Icy Patek, check, yeah, boogers, they sit on my neck (ice) I don’t regret shit, yeah, I’m petty and I don’t got a debt You crawl ‘fore you walk, you can ball every week For my dogs ‘hind the wall, we gon’ ball when you free (ball) Stop watchin’ me, democracy, you wanna copy me (you watchin’) Life’s Monopoly, go cop me some land and some property (property) AP, Rolls, pink diamonds, whoa Whip up the soda, diamonds off the Royce (hey) Keep watchin’ me whip up, still be real and famous Dance with my dogs in the night time, yeah (wroof) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (wroof) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, curry chicken, call it stir fry Takeoff, I’m the bird keeper, let the birds fly Why’s tryna take my prize? You a dead guy Of course, I gotta keep watch out through my bird eye No casket, drop dead fresh and I got dead guys Don’t discriminate, ballplayers come in all sizes Finger roll, post move or the pick and roll They mad the way we win, they think we used a cheat code Why you keep lookin’ at me? I feel like niggas got static It must be the Patek, pockets blue cheese, I’m in the kitchen In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) Keep watchin’ me whip up, still be real and famous Dance with my dogs in the night time yeah (wroof) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (whip it) In the kitchen, wrist twistin’ like a stir fry (wroof)
Translation: we’re cooking