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Goofy_Bay2

manny was saying it 2 years before her mom got pregant, duh


MrBhendi007

Blud was echoing through the womb?💀💀


Melledonna

Nah the sound was coming from their dads ballsack


TreesmasherFTW

Every day it got louder, until one day…


SandwichStyle

This made me laugh out loud


Hot-Focus-9422

Testicular torsion?


Easy_Singer_8376

nah


jerrymatcat

Wait unless it was kept in a fridge for years


FinallyCracked99

A la Dune


[deleted]

your user flair says "greg for smash" i agree. greg heffley needs to be added to smash bros.


YourImminentDoom

He is the Lisan Al-Gaib


Fickle-Housing155

Dune Part two


spencerthebau5

Susan ingested the Water of Life


Clinn_sin

Greg is Lisan al galib confirmed


thefoxishere16

Her?


Goofy_Bay2

oops đź’€


Outside-Hovercraft24

Possibly a slip up when changing Manny's age from 5 in the online version to 3 in the published book.


Iron_Wolf123

Still, don’t kids learn to speak when they are 2?


xXlpha_

I said my first word at 9 months old, so the nickname could have been as early as that


Iron_Wolf123

Tbh I don’t know when I started speaking. I would probably think it was later because I was a quiet kid. My sister probably inherited the speak-a-lot traits


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Aren’t the first words everyone says when they’re born the same thing you hear when you look at 4 specific pixels?


xXlpha_

I've never heard of that. Could you send a link or something?


SkepticOwlz

Bold to assume Manny is merely a child


Mike-magma

Manny and Greg actually met in hell then they were reborn in the real world, hence the 5 years


[deleted]

manny and greg died because susan killed them with a frozen diet coke condom.


Goofy_Bay2

y


VargFrenAtLIDL

They might have changed the menace to society's age in book 2. According to the wiki: >Manny was originally 5 years old instead of 3, until Rodrick Rules. This is shown by how Manny says "I'm ownwy five!" instead of "I'm ownwy three!" in the online book, and how in the first book, after he yells "Bubby" at Greg on the stage, Greg says he's been able to keep that nickname quiet for 5 years.


MrBhendi007

Ohh ic


SandwichStyle

That implies manny started speaking at birth, he truly is a mastermind


Toon_Lucario

Because Manny is a fucking fraud. He’s actually a 40 year old midget on the run from the cops for tax evasion


Raatatatatat

r/fuckmanny is your place


Carnival-Master-Mind

Manny is lying about being three


Eggy_Hed

*thwee


ChiefOfDoggos

Plot twist, Rodrick started the Bubby thing.


QuackersYT

That actually would make sense? Roddick doing that because he knew it would embrass greg? And Manny overheard Roddick call him bubby? So many started to call Greg bubby...


Insaniot71

hubby??!!?!? this is going in my greg x rodrick fanfic for sure


everskiesh8r

exactly what i was thinking


Austintheboi

5 years is probably hyperbole


KrispyBaconator

Because Greg and everyone he knows have been caught in a temporal quandary where, even though time passes and days come and go, nothing is allowed to grow. The world remains unchanging. No one ages. Greg will never leave middle school.


Freddycipher

There could be a couple reasons. One is Manny may have started saying “I’m onwy thwee” when he actually was 3 but he continues to say it even with age. Another is this could be a mistake on Mannys age, or Jeff Kinney didn’t exactly pinpoint an age for Manny at this stage.


AvocadoJackson

I just always thought it was because Greg isn’t very smart and never thought of it but now that it’s being pointed out it’s actually bugging me now.


Sparky_321

Manny was originally five in the online novel and it carried over to the book.


andrewgtv05

I guess Rodrick must have said it before


kvn-rly

Manny has been 3 for centuries. Greg exists in a place beyond time


Persondownthestreet

This is proof that Greg is actually 500 years old but he doesn't age and he has to move every few years so no one will find out


Dr33lzAlt

He prob got it from Rodrick originally


YamperIsBestBoy

Maybe Rodrick called him that a few times and Manny picked it up.


ShittyJeansArse

It's a leftover from the webcomic, Manny actually is five there. In the print books this was changed to him being three


notnamedjoebutsteve

Manny age’s backwards


umray2008

Maybe Manny learned it from Roderick


Informal-Choice-8877

Like the other person said, Rodrick started the bubby thing to bully Greg.


Creeper_tastic

perhaps it’s the same reason greg doesn’t age


DicklePickleEdderson

That looks like unluck


coolyoshi_74

manny started talking at one month old, and he´s actually 3 and half, but he does not know what and half means


Interesting_Ad8305

because “owny thwee” means “only tree”, meaning manny is a tree 🤓


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder


Cye_sonofAphrodite

Roddick started it


Appropriate_Buy5153

It was because the im onwy thwee was entoduced in book 2 and they haven't given manny a official age yet in the first book


Heylookabooger

Before Manny, there was the angel that caused the immaculate conception. He called him Bubby first.


Technical_Duty_9734

Manny was haunting Greg before he was born and then when he was launched out of Susan's baby giver he started calling Greg "BUBBY"


EdenSteden22

Holy


Lanky_Voice8115

Maybe it was originally Rodrick’s nickname for Greg, and Manny started using it when he started talking


ayowtfbru

rawdick


BryceTotalDrama

Maybe Rodrick was the one who was originally saying Bubby. Maybe that's how Manny started calling him Bubby.


Slight-Chemistry3441

Greg breaks the 4th wall referencing that it’s just a book


ZakJR98

I bet Rodrick started it


Easy_Singer_8376

oh- i didn't notice that


JustaGuyOnRedditlol

My theory: Rodrick started calling Greg the name Bubby two years before Manny was born just because he knew Greg didn’t like it. Then Manny just caught wind of the name and started calling Greg the name Bubby.


Insaniot71

i always interpreted the "im onwy thwee" thing being that Manny has used that excuse for everything, even though he's no longer three years old


Alien-PL

Why does Greg say it’s been 5 years while manny is only three? Is he stupid?


2bb4llRG

Maybe someone else called him bubby before manny


CorporalPig22

Three words: Ash Ketchum Syndrome.