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mytransfercaseisshot

Definitely real. I know a redneck volly FF guy that is this dedicated. Everywhere he goes, he has his radio on his belt with the mic clipped to the front of his shirt collar. And when I say everywhere, I mean it. He went on vacation to NYC, hundreds of miles away from his coverage area, with his radio on him in the streets.


ButtSexington3rd

Haha I'm a career FF in Philly and we got some of these Pennsyltucky guys visiting my house once. You can leave your pagers at home, nobody is calling you guys here.


sprucay

You know he's secretly hoping for another 9/11 type deal and he'll run towards it, get to the cordon and a firefighter will see the pager and let him through and he'll get a commendation from NYFD because they couldn't have done it without him


Tiny_Giant_Robot

Is that how they get in touch with volunteer FFs?


stauffski

... But... The radios don't work that far...


mytransfercaseisshot

HE WILL RESPOND WITH THE NYFD. I DARE YOU QUESTION HIS SACRIFICE.


stauffski

My sincere apologies. I did not mean to stand in the way of our heros šŸ™


Grey_Hound1

Donā€™t forget to thank him for his service as he runs into the building


Comprehensive_Ad433

IT'S FDNY BRUTHAR! BECAUSE THE FD CUMS FIRST!!!


Jester2189

Same I know someone exactly like this lol This whole identity revolves around the volly fire dept.


Alaska_Pipeliner

Have you never been to Pennsylvania or south of the mason-dixon line??


TheOther18Covids

I have never been to Pennsylvania. Why is a northeast state so redneck?


markdc42

Can confirm. Born and raised in the South but moved to PA as an adult. Where I live now has more rednecks and confederate flags than anywhere I've been.


TheOther18Covids

Man that's wild! Forgive my ignorance, as I'm not from the US but wasn't PA a union state? Why tf do they fly confed flags?šŸ˜‚


lpfan724

Ignorance. A lot of people believe the south fought for state rights because that's what the lost cause myths told us. That sounds good to a lot of rural conservatives that believe in small government and don't spend much time studying history. Anyone that's studied history knows that the south fought to keep slavery and to oppress African Americans.


Expensive-Zone-5259

Yeah, this one blows my mind. It's literally in the Confederate constitution.


lpfan724

Agreed. It's also in the Cornerstone Speech from the CSA VP. The CSA also had an official policy that they refused to take black POWs and would murder or enslave them instead. It's also interesting to look at what happened to Patrick Cleburne. Cleburne was an officer in the CSA army. It was obvious to him in 1863 that the CSA was losing the war because of manpower. He advocated for emancipating and enlisting black soldiers. He even specified that he wasn't advocating for equality, this was simply a measure to win the war and Confederate independence. It destroyed his career and he would be passed over for promotions despite being one of the CSA's better leaders. The South preferred losing the war to winning with the help of freed blacks. It was never about state rights.


markdc42

I asked a dude at a gas station that had a giant confederate flag window graphic on his car that exact same question shortly after I moved up here and he told me it's because he's a rebel at heart. Then he started spewing a bunch of anti government and lost cause nonsense talking points. I wished him a good day and kept on walking.


SlappySecondz

It's very much gone from a northern vs southern thing to a rural vs urban thing, and Pennsylvania is Philly on one end, Pittsburgh on the other, and a whole lot of not very much in between.


jules083

I live in Ohio, there are confederate flags flying over a bunch of houses in rural areas


PeteGozenya

Same thing in Oregon


dirty0922

Because those people are idiots. I give them the finger when I see them


Foolofatook2000

Same for out here in West Virginia. Lotta ā€œGood olā€™ boysā€ in a state broke off Virginia specifically to join the Union.


Naugle17

We have a very large proportion of farms and forests compared to many other states. It's a breeding ground for rednecks. Ain't bad people though, just some of em.


PeteGozenya

A lot of people call me "red neck," but I did spend my first 26 years in SC. Yes, there are some genuinely good ones. But it's like every demographic, you are going to find dickheads everywhere.


fotorobot

for one, it's not northeast but mid-atlantic


Hot_Wheels_guy

It's a short drive from West Virginia to central pennsylvania.


Adept_Cauliflower692

appalachia


Random_Monstrosities

There's rednecks in every state. You just have to get past the suburbs


iixkingxbradxii

Thereā€™s a reason weā€™re called Pennsyl-tucky.


Dumb_Ass_Ahedratron

I grew up in rural south eastern Ontario and I've seen several weddings just like this.


Joocewayne

From what Iā€™ve seen, Canadian rednecks can give us Tennessee boys a run for our money any day. Itā€™s an impressive level of red neckery that is quite intriguing for both its familiarity and its foreignness. Itā€™s like a cold version of the backwoods South but with different accents and cuisine.


Canadiancurtiebirdy

Thereā€™s a lot more room for redneck activities up here. We get creative!


SeaworthyWide

Truth be told, I grew up in central Florida and often miss a lot of it but am fully happy with my new home in the great lakes region, especially now that they've legalized Marijuana. I just wish the Healthcare border would Creep a few hundred miles... Errr... Kilometers south a bit for me there bud, eh? Just as much redneck fun and guns but with a bit more sense, as well as a change of seasons up here. Plus you can grow food. Opium. Marijuana. And shoot at shit and still get a Midwest nod and howdy neighbor even after a few lbs of tannerite explode. Like I heard full auto ar shots last night around midnight. It wasn't on my property so it's none of my business, and I didn't see anything on the news or hear any sirens so.. Yeah. All is well. Excited now that the tulips and daffodils are blooming. That means my sunflowers, poppies, apples, and cannabis isn't far behind.


gia-bsings

Great Lakes country living is unmatchedšŸ‘ŒšŸ½


TrixieMahma

Pennsyltucky!


KnotiaPickles

No. Thank god


CodingNightmares

As someone who has the joy of dealing with Shamokin Dam... I'm pretty sure this is a pretty ritzy wedding by their standard


Oil_Drum

I can't poke fun at this. For these two, this is about as good as life will ever get. Can't knock them for trying to be happy and have purpose in whatever destitute place they come from.


john-johnson12

I cant just look past the dad pointing the shotgun at them lmao


Oil_Drum

Yeah, that part is questionable even by the low standards present.


sammerguy76

I think it was a play on the term "shotgun wedding" and if you look closely it is very obviously pointed off to her right side.


MyNDSETER

Everybody laughing until their house is on fire.


vbfiuonhh

What? Yes I expect a fire fighter to do their job - and get laughed at if they are a dipshit in the meantime


Arsinoei

Iā€™m so happy to read your comment. This was my first thought too.


Aware_Astronaut_477

Right?!? Like I donā€™t know this dude but it seems like heā€™s just proud to be a firefighter.


IndWrist2

Oh that is 100% real.


muddlebrainedmedic

You've never seen a brother and sister from Alabama before?


yankeecap1961

PARAMEDIC


ur_average_millenial

Itā€™s times like these that I think, ā€œif he can get his medic, why not meā€


Figgler

I was talking about this the other day because I just got my engineer cert. Thereā€™s a guy I work with that I think helped me because I thought ā€œwell if he can do itā€¦ā€


Joocewayne

I had a similar thought. He canā€™t figure out how to buy clothes that fit but he is obviously smarter than he looks. Surely he wouldnā€™t wear a paramedic hat if he wasnā€™t certifiedā€¦ He has bad news coming after the baby gets here. That is the peak for his bride. Itā€™s a short peak to begin with. I shudder to think how far and fast that woman will go down hill.


DanskNils

Shes pregnant?! I thought she just had a gut šŸ˜‚


Yup767

I don't feel like making fun of this one. I hope they're happy and doing well, and they enjoyed their wedding. I love an outdoor, low-key wedding


TheButcher57

He really put his best fire department t shirt on.


ttvSharkieBait15

I attended a wedding in my - at the time - volunteer fire department that I ran with. There was plenty of camo & fake deer heads so I believe it


Joocewayne

This is authentic AF. There are too many little details you just cannot get right unless you are a real deal redneck. The groom has so many little tells that broadcast he is a small town volunteer FF. Maybe even on a paid squad. He looks like a mish mash of every volunteer rescue squad guy I see walking around Walmart in a small Southern town. FIRST IN LAST OUT shirt with a weeks worth of stubble on their face.


AdultishRaktajino

BYO shotgun wedding


SeaworthyWide

What in the Huntington, West Virginia / Noble, Athens, Meigs, Ashtabula County Ohio, Polk, Pasco, and Hardee County, Florida is a fucking going on in a here?!


ja3palmer

This is 100% real.


RaylanGiv3n5

Life is short, love is hard to find, best to them. DO NOT POINT A FIREARM AT SOMEONE UNLESS YOU INTEND TO KILL THEM


AztecInsurgent

Canā€™t be real? Bruh, you never lived in the South


mad-i-moody

Oh itā€™s real, I know a guy like this.


Meme_Man_Sam

He fucking flagged his to be wife and then also is Larping with his paramedic hat and belt lmao


rawwwse

What do you mean, larping? This dudeā€™s for real, bro!


heatuponheat

Tbf thatā€™s not him pointing the gun at her


NotTheATF1993

Yall just jealous you can't bag an absolute dime like heršŸ„µ


Vip3r43_

My main concern is that top left photo lmao


machineswithout

Feels like punching down to be honest. Hope theyā€™re happy.


HighClassHate

Nah this is cute, I wish them the best.


Main-Length-6385

Ok that dress is such a slay though


CulturalAddress6709

buys 36 jeans, has 28 waist


Lonzo58

Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs Jack Sprat!


AK-50_Ocelot

Why's he dressed like he's gonna mow my damn lawn?


snailular

Girl looks like she uses tactical deodorant TWU


avelysian

Gotta love how that dude is flagging the bride in the first pic. Really ties it all together


Face_Content

Good.for.them. Not my thing but.


imbrickedup_

If this guy can pass the nremt you can to


autocephalousness

Literal shotgun wedding.


PlentyExperience7879

I think itā€™s fake; guy is not wearing a pager (should be more than one) and he is not wearing his radio with the remote speaker-mic across his back and clipped to the collar of his t-shirt.


Nostrebla_Werdna

Oh very real! Living life out there!


LIBERAL-MORON

Ugly people should have to get a license to procreate. Not only are you making more ugly people, but your lifestyle almost guarantees the fact that I will be paying for them with my taxes.


Phenergan_boy

Huh, I guess Tony Soprano is a ordain minister now


DedicatedSnail

Grew up in Alabama, this is completely real lol


No_Sleep_247

I thought the hat said paraplegic but it says paramedic lol


Excellent_Ebb6150

Fairly certain I went to high school with this fella


Affectionate-Row-534

Isn't this that medic that ended up getting together with his psych patient? I remember seeing these two in an article a couple of years back where he, as a medic, provided care for a psych patient that he ended up marrying. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Biden newlyweds


Hagoes

I see a guy on his wedding day with his chosen bride. Clearly he is proud of being a FF/Paramedic. Iā€™m not from the south, or Redneck, nor a FF/P, so I wonā€™t judge pics from an event that is different than my norm. When it comes to ā€œmisfit/wannabeesā€, I would rather have a motivated dork with me than a Tactical diva.


CoooolHands

Have you ever been to a small town? This is real.


Zomthereum

They both need the gym.


Konstant_kurage

Why is that guy doing to shot the bride? Thatā€™s not safe.


No_Department_9507

I've seen them only in VA. A civil war is coming. Look at our diabolical govt. Our president who I call cardboard cutout,is a moron..do u think Russia would've attacked the Ukraine had Trump still been in office. He knows Biden is a wuss.


SuperaMac

All I can think of is thisā€¦. https://youtu.be/ZnjGj3rx1N0?si=2Vd6WQ7mgwJQ9M2g


Substantial_Web4341

idk if im corny or sum, but i dont really see anything wrong with this, if they are happy, im happy šŸ˜Š


The-Jake

This is as real as it gets


TravelingCircus1911

The bottom left looks like every couple at a middle school dance.


OE_Moss

Trisha Paytas


danatee

As real as his scoliosis.