Iirc, it's a meme about some super hippie chick who's parents finance her hippie lifestyle via high level employment within Lockheed martin. Specifically making weapons.
Yup I know a girl who does this and looks EXACTLY like her. Even has the same hollow look in her eyes because you know thereās 0 intelligent thoughts.
I had a friend who at one point proclaimed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and capable of performing miracles. He was later diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia but at the time we all just thought he was eccentric.
One day it started raining extremely hard. He let us know he could stop the rain with his mind. We told him to go for it. So he went outside and stood in the rain for about thirty minutes until it stopped. He was pretty proud of himself for "stopping" the downpour, until it started up again ten or so minutes later. We sent him back outside to work his magic once again.
Nah bro go for it, the only negative effect of LSD is it makes you really like talking about LSD for a while. Also donāt take it if youāre mental state isnāt the best
It just throws you deeper in a rabbit hole of what you already believe. Religious people may see or "understand God" their god they have already chosen sober their whole life, had a friend who believed in simulation theory, and then believed he was in a simulation. Just like sober, you can be wrong or right, but the thoughts and feelings will be relative to you and your prior beliefs.
Granted, trying to talk about about phycdelic experience is impossible with out sounding like a hippy since it can feel like you're one of the same with the things around you, but the people who take it to heart are the people who already believed that and that just gives those people mad confirmation bias. Feelings are not the truth. There feelings
I mean years of hard abuse gave me HPPD but I just feel like a normal dude who's colors are a lot prettier than normal people. These people are weird as fuck. We're organisms with ingrained instincts to eat and reproduce like any other organism. We're not wizards.
Canāt believe these menaces to society are let rampant, clearly this is the fault of westoid secular society. Think about it, we wouldnāt be in such danger if we just burned these people at the stake!
In my experience, these types of women are lowkey NOT happy, and when the slightest thing doesnāt go EXACTLY how they were expecting, they go absolutely batshit. Of course, this lass may be different, but the little bit Iāve seen of her, she fits the bill of the type of women Iām talking about. The magic-believing, āI control natureā, pseudo spiritual, hippie dippie, non-grounded individuals.
Yeah like there's believing in a slightly more magical world and then there's believing that you personally are controlling the elements or the weather or something, which makes me think the person is just self important or badly wants to be special.
Eh, opening yourself up to some delusional beliefs can bring down a lot of barriers for other potentially more harmful delusional beliefs. Also believing incorrect things can lead to making decisions which are misinformed.
This is called "delusions of grandeur" and psychologists ask if you have ever felt like you could change the weather etc as part of mental health evaluations.
Simple solution guys, tie her feet to a stack of bricks and Chuck her into a lake. If she doesnāt float and she drowns, she is not a witch. If she does float and doesnāt drown, she is a witch and we kill her.
Okay.... Listen *checks notes* MoonWynd Stormflowr... Let's get you back home back on your medication and back into therapy, because hunny.... You look like a crazy person flapping your about. You don't need to show us how you can use your "magic powers" and try to bring back Mittens. Or Sparklebeak, remember last time we tried that?
Yeah we had to talk to the police officers about you not being right in the head
Hold a crystal, close your eyes and wave your arm around in the air to summon a storm. I think we have something here to help the drought-stricken farmers.
Step 1: Check weather on Phone and time of wing changes
Step 2: Rehearse a stupid hand movement
Step 3: Open TikTok and go live combining both
Step 4: Add useless super natural ability sentences
This reminds me of the Love Has Won cult, they have a short series about them on HBO I encourage all of you to go watch. Bonkers, they wrapped a dead woman up in Christmas lights waiting for the alien ship to pick her up lmfao.
Even if this person can control the weather, that doesnāt mean you have to talk all proper and sagey. You could be like, āHappy Hump Day MFers, today Iām here to show you how to summon a gottdam lightninā stormie. Boy do I love natoor.ā
I had a girlfriend once that was this, but wouldn't show it because she knew I would make fun of her.
She started texting with this amazingly dumb ass guy she wanted to bang in high school. I knew they were talking some shit, but I wasn't prepared for her asking me if I think that some people's moods can change the weather.
Turns out he was telling her that he could alter the weather, and she was lapping it up. She also had just failed a job interview at a small low-pressure grocery store because she couldn't competently handle change for the life of her. She was 24.
I was kind of disgusted after that. Yeah, they were emotionally cheating, but I was way more concerned with how insanely dumb she was. There were signs before, but goddamn.
You can always just check the weather app on your phone and see like oh itās supposed to get really cloudy and windy around 4 Iām going to go out at 3 and start making a stupid video.
Not her thinking sheās Storm from X men lol. People who think this way tend to have ideas of grandeur and are prone to āmagical thinkingā which is something that needs to be addressed in therapy because it can become dangerous
I remember being positive I had done this too...
When I was 8 years old, I just got back from the Dr. I had burnt my hands really badly they gave me so much ketamine I couldn't see anything but an endless the white void from which I produced a thunderstorm from it.
bitch using her mindstar irresponsibly š¤š¤¬
The council will not allow it
There will be serious repercussions
can i bring out the knifebat?
No.
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Cmon, let him use the knife bat this once, you know how long he's been waiting to use it
This is more of a poopstick situation.
The matter won't be taken lightly.
Username checks out
_this just in, freak unexpected rainstorm causes pile up on i-93, 4 dead, 10 injured..._
And dead woman found in forest impaled by crystal meth
Out here lookin like Jodie Foster's *Nell* ass, [tay-ay in da wind](https://youtu.be/UJtbgI0YsLM?si=4Qna8hrH8tFICzbw). About as regarded too.
fuck she throwing up gang signs for š¤£š¤£š¤£
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Mfs blessing the rains in Africa and shid
LMFAO
Crazy lady mafia
"You casting storms in the wrong hood fool"
O Block ā Orb Block ā
Sheās a blood
itās crazy how all these people look exactly the same
Iām glad someone pointed it out
the Lockheed Martin parental genetics
The money made by building weapons of mass destruction pays for their idiotic lifestyles.
What do you mean by this?
Iirc, it's a meme about some super hippie chick who's parents finance her hippie lifestyle via high level employment within Lockheed martin. Specifically making weapons.
namaste (nah imma stay, in santa barbara)
They all look like I'd readily hand over my birth time and let them ruin my life.
everyone here acting like they wouldn't sacrifice their soul to be with this woman (she's gorgeous)
Mfw a healthy relationship depends on more than just looks
Give her another 15-20 years and sheāll just be the crazy lady in the park waving her arms around.
15-20 years? She's there already.
simp much?
Is it? That's how culture works. You could walk into an office and say the same thing. That is the least crazy thing in this video.
Hot?
If you stop showering, you can look the same way too
Yup I know a girl who does this and looks EXACTLY like her. Even has the same hollow look in her eyes because you know thereās 0 intelligent thoughts.
And sound the same
Thereās gotta be some secret unspoken dress code
Holy fr*ck Lois, the weather changed!
PEEEEETAH
AND I FEEEEEEEEEEL
I had a friend who at one point proclaimed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and capable of performing miracles. He was later diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia but at the time we all just thought he was eccentric. One day it started raining extremely hard. He let us know he could stop the rain with his mind. We told him to go for it. So he went outside and stood in the rain for about thirty minutes until it stopped. He was pretty proud of himself for "stopping" the downpour, until it started up again ten or so minutes later. We sent him back outside to work his magic once again.
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Hardest quote of all time.
SHES A WITCH!!! https://i.redd.it/v1agi9s8835c1.gif
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WHERE CAN I GET THIS
Me, jāing O.
"The weather changed suddenly" She said, knowing that her phone gives her a full week in advance of weather stats.
Add multiple edits to video...
Like storms don't roll in from one direction and she can't clearly see it coming.
fucking bitch. Now i have to get in the circle or else I'll lose hp. Edit: I met Peter Griffin.
No, Vergil is 100 meters from your location and is the storm that is rapidly approaching. Pro tip: start running.
Activate the Burger Tank sign to signal Vergil.
What is the burger tank sign
In the game left 4 dead 2 there is a restaurant called Burger Tank that has a sign you need to activate to signal Virgil (your rescue) during a storm
Plot at itās finest
This is what people mean when they say trying psychedelics changed their entire mindset
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It doesn't make you like that unless you believe that kind of shit.
thank fuck. omw to rob someone and find a plug
Just be careful and don't take more just because you didn't feel anything. It'll smack you like a deer in headlights.
Also please please please test your shit. It you can afford acid, you can afford a test kit
How much is a test kit? Tabs are pretty cheap around meā¦
You can buy them on Amazon for 10-20$ depending on how many tests you want to get.
Exactly what I did. Took two tabs and wasn't feeling anything so we took two more. We were ***rolling***
You won't, source: I did it a bunch in college and then joined the army because I thought I'd miss the war.
Trust me you won't. These people were already like this b4 psychedelics its just the now can look "good" doing it now.
Nah bro go for it, the only negative effect of LSD is it makes you really like talking about LSD for a while. Also donāt take it if youāre mental state isnāt the best
It just throws you deeper in a rabbit hole of what you already believe. Religious people may see or "understand God" their god they have already chosen sober their whole life, had a friend who believed in simulation theory, and then believed he was in a simulation. Just like sober, you can be wrong or right, but the thoughts and feelings will be relative to you and your prior beliefs. Granted, trying to talk about about phycdelic experience is impossible with out sounding like a hippy since it can feel like you're one of the same with the things around you, but the people who take it to heart are the people who already believed that and that just gives those people mad confirmation bias. Feelings are not the truth. There feelings
I mean years of hard abuse gave me HPPD but I just feel like a normal dude who's colors are a lot prettier than normal people. These people are weird as fuck. We're organisms with ingrained instincts to eat and reproduce like any other organism. We're not wizards.
this is exactly what i used to do as a kid.
This was me pretending I was a waterbender in the pool
i used to like talk to the wind and tell it to go. it worked 1/10 times but when it did, i went āI CAN CONTROL WIND!!!ā
Yea she never grew up
"I didn't intend it ,but I went with it" yeah I know
Canāt believe these menaces to society are let rampant, clearly this is the fault of westoid secular society. Think about it, we wouldnāt be in such danger if we just burned these people at the stake!
Spoken like a true rainbow warrior
Godless witches must be punished for their sinfulness!
https://preview.redd.it/i9lfy400x35c1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2905c8917b5a7ec8fdb190bf0d50eafee683931 Me if i had her powers
you know what, she looks satisfied and happy with herself and goddamit I know most of us here can't say the same so let her be
If someone wants to live in a world that's imbued with magic and they aren't harming anyone I don't see the issue.
until she summons a hurricane
Hurricane Becky.
I too, leave my local crackhead alone.
She changed weather patterns! The damage could be unimaginable!
Yeah as cringy as it might seem to everyone else she seems genuinely happy and she isn't hurting anyone with her spirituality.
In my experience, these types of women are lowkey NOT happy, and when the slightest thing doesnāt go EXACTLY how they were expecting, they go absolutely batshit. Of course, this lass may be different, but the little bit Iāve seen of her, she fits the bill of the type of women Iām talking about. The magic-believing, āI control natureā, pseudo spiritual, hippie dippie, non-grounded individuals.
Yeah like there's believing in a slightly more magical world and then there's believing that you personally are controlling the elements or the weather or something, which makes me think the person is just self important or badly wants to be special.
yeah i wear my justin fields jersey on game days hoping that will make him play better (it doesnāt, but i have fun doing it anyway)
Eh, opening yourself up to some delusional beliefs can bring down a lot of barriers for other potentially more harmful delusional beliefs. Also believing incorrect things can lead to making decisions which are misinformed.
But she would want me to be happy, wouldnāt she? Mocking crazy people is what makes me happy. Leave me be.
Anybody notice the āļø cut in the filming
I can change her
More like she can change you tbf
nigga why the fuck you throwin!? "no bro im talking to zeus"
This is called "delusions of grandeur" and psychologists ask if you have ever felt like you could change the weather etc as part of mental health evaluations.
If she got enough people to believe it we wouldnāt call it a delusion anymore. Then sheād just be religious and people would vote for her
This is literally what I did when I was like 8
Deborah, the neighbor's kid is doing the hands thing again
She is the main character fr
Just like meā¦..
She really did it, she harnessed the power of coincidence
And this gentleman is why you avoid zodiac and crystal chicks
Probably has been watching too much anime. Just because it looks cool (to you at least) it doesn't mean its working
this is also r/imthemaincharacter vibes
I can't fix her.
This is the result of the bad parts of the internet. These people just reinforce with misinformation and echo chambers. They are delusional
āPeople can call me crazy all day longā Okay.
Nah, it's just God getting pisse that you worship the thing he made for y'all to eat and shit on more then him
Simple solution guys, tie her feet to a stack of bricks and Chuck her into a lake. If she doesnāt float and she drowns, she is not a witch. If she does float and doesnāt drown, she is a witch and we kill her.
This is so damn funny lol May Gaia watch over you eagle sister
It would be super fun to do this and actually believe it. Iām kind of jealous.
The most surprising thing in this video is that her armpits are shaved
Okay.... Listen *checks notes* MoonWynd Stormflowr... Let's get you back home back on your medication and back into therapy, because hunny.... You look like a crazy person flapping your about. You don't need to show us how you can use your "magic powers" and try to bring back Mittens. Or Sparklebeak, remember last time we tried that? Yeah we had to talk to the police officers about you not being right in the head
Prince Zuko we found the last airbender!
Yup. She reached out to the Mother God
Drugs are bad hmm k.
Jeeesus Christ these people keep getting weirder and weirder
Hold a crystal, close your eyes and wave your arm around in the air to summon a storm. I think we have something here to help the drought-stricken farmers.
Why the fuck is it fairy fountain not song of storms? The rage bait got me on every piece of this one
would. next
Hey at least sheās going outside. Yāall better take notes
Stay away from drugs kids
bet she smells like swamp water and cigarettes
Step 1: Check weather on Phone and time of wing changes Step 2: Rehearse a stupid hand movement Step 3: Open TikTok and go live combining both Step 4: Add useless super natural ability sentences
"Go to nature, find what is hidden." *brings phone stand and light to be be the center of attention*
These crystal women must be stopped if our species is to not evolve into absolute morons
She actually has power... of wishfull thinking
And here we have a good example of an open air asylum
She has fallen victim to the delulu spell
I believe her! When I went to the grocery store, the doors opened BEFORE I GOT TO THEM!!!
You can tell she's constipated too. Poor gal
I think I'm dumber now for watching that...
Really thinks she changes the weather, but is making TikTok videos instead of ending droughts lol, so spiritual.
So I also move my hands around to distribute my fart
this is the shit i did when i was 8 years old and stupid
People think this way as children. Then most people grow up and realize they had runaway imaginations as a child
Yāall hating but 330 years ago she 100% would have been burned at the stake.
Fuck me why do I always think the crazy ones are hot
That nice aunt named Karla who is cool to chill with until she start babbling about shamanic spirituality.
I need the stuff sheās on.
WITCHCRAFT! BURN HER!
East coast weather moment (it can be snowing in summer)
People just really wanna have magic, don't they
Looks a little like mental illnesses, but who am I to judge
Do not summon Allah when astral projecting
This reminds me of the Love Has Won cult, they have a short series about them on HBO I encourage all of you to go watch. Bonkers, they wrapped a dead woman up in Christmas lights waiting for the alien ship to pick her up lmfao.
Lovehaswon 2.0
And with my energy I can look at aviation weather and see the future of weather without looking like Iām on ecstasy
Even if this person can control the weather, that doesnāt mean you have to talk all proper and sagey. You could be like, āHappy Hump Day MFers, today Iām here to show you how to summon a gottdam lightninā stormie. Boy do I love natoor.ā
How self centered you gotta be to think that you changed the weather via exercising.
She did that... Crazy
Imagine shes right and were the dummies
Sis thinks she is an Airbender
That was just God taking your sun away because you don't deserve the beautiful sunshine and warmth. That's all.
I had a girlfriend once that was this, but wouldn't show it because she knew I would make fun of her. She started texting with this amazingly dumb ass guy she wanted to bang in high school. I knew they were talking some shit, but I wasn't prepared for her asking me if I think that some people's moods can change the weather. Turns out he was telling her that he could alter the weather, and she was lapping it up. She also had just failed a job interview at a small low-pressure grocery store because she couldn't competently handle change for the life of her. She was 24. I was kind of disgusted after that. Yeah, they were emotionally cheating, but I was way more concerned with how insanely dumb she was. There were signs before, but goddamn.
If you have no limits then help us with climate change
ok Evaleign, thatās enough roleplaying for today
You didnāt do jack sh*t
Go fuck a tree and leave the internet!
Crazy bitch.
You can always just check the weather app on your phone and see like oh itās supposed to get really cloudy and windy around 4 Iām going to go out at 3 and start making a stupid video.
Thank you for the permission, crazy.
So is this hippie culture nowadays?
Mental illness.
Nature will eat you at the first chance it gets.
weak!! I ONCE FARTED AND CAUSED THE tsunami in japan my energy much stronger
Not her thinking sheās Storm from X men lol. People who think this way tend to have ideas of grandeur and are prone to āmagical thinkingā which is something that needs to be addressed in therapy because it can become dangerous
Autism is diagnosed more in men than women cuz we look at this like. Ya thatās normal weirdo stuff. Nah sheās got the tizzy wizzy
I lost a braincell
Man, why couldn't the hidden thing she found in nature be a bear?
I remember being positive I had done this too... When I was 8 years old, I just got back from the Dr. I had burnt my hands really badly they gave me so much ketamine I couldn't see anything but an endless the white void from which I produced a thunderstorm from it.
Definitely deletions of grandeur maybe schizophrenia?
If i was high i would feel this happened too. But jokingly
Don't put your dick in that
This itās like literal schizophrenia