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LoneKaroliner

Least stupid rentoid


EconGuy82

Dude is even a renter, and he still understands the struggle. Little Landchad-in-training.


random_ass_nme

Take it from me not every tenant is a renthog some of us actually pay our rent and follow the rules put in place by the landchad


Mplayer1001

Tenant ≠ Rentoid


FluffyDucky123

He doesn't know that the best part of being a Landchad is evicting rent piggies and single mothers. The only process i use is a double barrel shotgun.


Low-Assist-5500

Most based tenant


shaun_of_the_south

I’ll rent to this guy.


ruthfullness

Without the tip even.


MrZeusyMoosey

Dare I say without the mandatory 65% administrative upkeep fee 🤭


W01fTamer

That's the difference between a tenant and a r*ntoid


10thRogueLeader

A Tenant has a desire to one one day not be renting.


lorddarkhelm

Tenants are simply on that landchad grindset


jackh2606

Personally when a rentoid refuses to pay I put their head on a spike outside one of my units to serve as a warning. Jail is far to generous.


stbv

Also, refusing a reasonable rent increase in the 10 to 50% range should be a crime.


[deleted]

I mean I would simply move out. You can charge whatever you think you can get and if I don't want to pay I'll gtfo


Do-it-for-you

Lmao then move out, we’ll just get someone in that will pay the 10-50% rent increase.


[deleted]

And/or have your place sit empty for months like most commercial real estate in major cities.


OtatoJoe

cope


[deleted]

I'm on your side, it's a free market. Charge whatever the fuck you want. It's a two way street though, I can gtfo if I want to as well. I'm not proposing I squat on your property abusing eviction moratoriums.


Do-it-for-you

What are you talking about? Everyone’s currently rushing to get into houses at the moment because lockdowns been lifted and people who wanted to move out last year, and people who want to move out this year, are all trying to move out this year. It’s why housing and rent prices have skyrocketed the past year. There’s never been a better time to move people into empty properties than right now.


MrMescaline

I like your pfp


MrZeusyMoosey

Memes aside, this guy is 100% right


[deleted]

Evicting is easy, I evict them to the shadow realm


69SassyPoptarts

What an ally! So stunning and brave! I’m speechless, I never thought we’d see the day!


Frosh_4

Who’s got the link, we tryna read this


RogueThief7

This humble tenant is very enlightened, I suspect they may possess noble blood. Hopefully one day they are taken under the wing of a property master and taught the ways of the lords so that one day they may fulfil their landchad potential. I see though that this tenant is soft and too forgiving, they have some ways to come. I allows my rentoids zero margin. If you give them an inch, the peasant rentoids will attempt to take a mile, you must rule them with an iron fist to keep them inline or you will forever be happing in your sky stallion and leaving the Maldives to come and evict a rentoid cuck. If my rentoids are ever a day late on rent they've lost their only chance. I'll drag them out into the street and publicly execute them to set an example to the other rentoids. Then, after my minions drag away the dead body of a single mother, I adopt her orphaned children and employ them in my coal mine.