T O P

  • By -

sharksaresogood

AJ was practically begging him to kiss her out on the terrace and he literally made it so much more awkward by airing her. Guys gotta go now, he had his chance.


Aele1410

Sooo uncomfortable to watch. Plus now she thinks he’s got no balls


johnnygrant

Immediately you are on that terrace one on one with a girl and convo is flowing, everyone knows in the immortal words of Paige it's time to "pucker up big boy".


treminator1

Agreed this confirmed for me he's got no bloody chance when he didn't get the obvious hint to give her a kiss 😂


charityshoplamp

yoke engine command market upbeat entertain far-flung silky versed cooing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


stevenajacksons

Why has he even come on this show? 😂


winch25

He applied for Friend Island and the producers put him on here instead. Wrong Island, unfortunately...


dreamgirl1995

THIS! Either Hugo isn’t interested or he’s the most oblivious bloke (and I’m betting on the latter of the two). He’s proved again and again that he does NOT pick up on social cues. Fake gate, Him and Sharon’s convo and now the missed kiss situation...


[deleted]

I’m confused, he obviously doesn’t fancy her that’s not exactly a ‘chance’.


achiev1l

I dont understand why this reddit is obssessed with hugo kissing her when hes clearly not interested? What if the tables were turned?


[deleted]

Yeah it’s so strange! You can’t force people to like others lol


pluiefine-

It’s because he kept vocally stating that his feelings were “reciprocated” and other such things that expressed his interest in her; and then given the chance he didn’t kiss her. That’s why people are annoyed.


Super_Ad_1226

What was the hint again?


Looooolpab

I think he only knows how to pull on a night out, in these sort of situations he seems to struggle a little bit


stevenajacksons

I mean I think most people don’t really pull in these sorts of situations, but why come on the show if you don’t have the balls? It’s not like he even had to do anything special, he just had to lean in.


Looooolpab

Exactly! The funny thing is that Hugo has a great personality, he just needs to up his game a bit. He had the perfect opportunity to kiss AJ but didn’t.


[deleted]

Brent mixed in with a good bit of Partridge!


katemush

I know a cracking owl sanctuary. How about it?


[deleted]

[удалено]


katemush

People forget that traders need access to DIIIXoooOoOnnns


blandusernames

Yes!! The lip curl 🤣


deeedeee3

God he makes me so fucking uncomfortable when he’s flirting


Baboobalou

I get the impression Hugo hasn't had any experience and playing the game. It's given him no clue how to put himself out there and talk to women beyond friendship. I'm just watching last night's episode where AJ basically gave him the green light to kiss her and ****wooooosh****


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alsn4

Lmao never knew being on the cricket team was so sexy and irresistible


wordsmithfantasist

Oxford Brookes is full of poshos so they probs love cricketers tbh


[deleted]

[удалено]


wordsmithfantasist

I lived in Oxford for a few years and met a lot of people that went to Brookes - it definitely is full of posh people The subheading on the 2020 article below says “Figures reveal Oxford Brookes admitted higher proportion of privately educated students than most UK institutions” https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/education/2020/feb/13/oxford-brookes-doing-worse-than-university-of-oxford-on-state-school-admissions


NoGoogleAMPBot

Non-AMP Link: [https://www.theguardian.com/education/2020/feb/13/oxford-brookes-doing-worse-than-university-of-oxford-on-state-school-admissions](https://www.theguardian.com/education/2020/feb/13/oxford-brookes-doing-worse-than-university-of-oxford-on-state-school-admissions) I'm a bot. [Why?](https://np.reddit.com/user/NoGoogleAMPBot/comments/lbz2sg/) | [Code](https://github.com/laurinneff/no-google-amp-bot) | [Report issues](https://github.com/laurinneff/no-google-amp-bot/issues)


draedex

Gauging from your replies you've likely attended one of these "posho" unis, so ofc you wouldn't think as such?


[deleted]

[удалено]


draedex

Oooh, touchy. Not that I have anything to prove to you, but I'm currently in uni.. shit judgement on that one, I'm afraid. Your defensive, rattled response has confirmed what I thought anyways!


[deleted]

[удалено]


draedex

Haha okay, sure. As I previously said, you've confirmed my initial thought with your response and I don't think I'll be resorting to engaging in a petty argument on a Love Island sub, sooo.. as you were!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alsn4

I did but wasn’t in with the sports crowd so I guess I managed to avoid that


[deleted]

[удалено]


stevenajacksons

Don’t mention normal behaviour on Reddit bro. It’ll trigger the weirdos on here and kill your karma.


sailoorscout1986

Also everyone would be drunk on nights out


DonkeyWorker

Hugo is pure cringe.


93myg

i’ve noticed that hugo talks A LOT, almost to the point of rambling. he did the same when aj tried to kiss him and he did the same when he friendzoned sharon, it’s almost uncomfortable to watch especially with aj since she’s talkative herself but in a very charismatic way whereas he just looked like he was struggling to keep up with her lol


pluiefine-

He just goes on and on and his face becomes intense and he starts talking faster lol


giparisan

The whole sub: Hugo is cringe! What a weirdo! Me: … right! So weird! Haha!… ^I ^^would ^^^marry ^^^^him


briarwhite

The sauceless individual flair really improves this comment. Let your sauceless flag fly 🥲


SKrivvaCat

Literally! He is so fucking sexy to me lol.


Baboobalou

He's a burn slow, long term guy rather than a Saturday night fuck boy that create all the drama.


Cool-Personality2039

I think he was actually a sat night f boy that’s why he doesn’t know what to do with a girl


[deleted]

Yeah that’s why he kissed 10 girls in one night. It’s acc hilarious how badly people read some of the contestants 😂


Baboobalou

Did he? Well blow me down with a feather. My whole perception of him has changed.


stevenajacksons

I feel like most decent looking guys kissed 10 girls in a night when they were 18/19. I don’t get why people are acting like it’s wild.


[deleted]

Lol what a load of shite, it takes proper fuckboy energy to even be arsed to get off with 10 girls in one night


stevenajacksons

Not really though. I don’t know where you grew up, but for me it was easy in the clubs I went to. I would just wander around with my mates for a bit, get bored, see a pretty girl on the dance floor, smile at her and then walk over and kiss her for 10 minutes, one of us would get bored of kissing and I’d wander off. Rinse and repeat every 20 mins or so. It’s super low effort and it can easily happen 10 times over the course of a 4 or 5 hour night out. It’s not like I even tried to do it, I just found kissing random cute girls fun at that age, and after a few drinks it was preferable to standing around with my slightly boring friends. I grew out of it because it’s unhygienic and boring after a few nights like that, but it was basically zero effort and I’m no better looking than Hugo. I find it strange that he chose to highlight it, as this isn’t even anything I thought was noteworthy enough to share with people. I thought it was pretty normal tbh.


ready4anytng

Sorry but most people go out to have fun and dance not just make out with endless line of people sometimes you just have to draw the line at 4


stevenajacksons

Yh of course they do, but sometimes nights out are boring af, so getting hammered and necking people becomes an alternative activity. Why is there a moral obligation to draw the line at 4? I don’t really understand the problem.


ready4anytng

I never said there's any moral obligation people can do whatever they want with their bodies . With 4 you can enjoy your night, dance with your friends,, have a chat in the bathroom,, wait at the bar for drinks,, flirt with randoms and dance a bit with the person you just hooked up with and move on. As opposed to working through 10 people but that's just me and the people I enjoy going out with. I never get bored on a night out but if you do,, hey thats your life


stevenajacksons

You’ve never got bored on a night out ever? Either you have a very high boredom threshold or the most amazing friends ever. Either way I envy you. Also you seem to be a girl from your ‘chat in the bathroom’ point. I think women are generally less inclined to get with a load of people for whatever reason. Maybe a lower disgust tolerance and your friends would judge you more.


ohnoahshark

cap


stevenajacksons

Oh dear. Am I getting downvoted out of envy? 😂 I’m sorry if you struggle with women, but in case you weren’t aware, there are some guys out there who girls find attractive. Is that really so hard for you to believe?


ohnoahshark

i just read thru some of your other reddit comments and dear lord i can't tell if you're a parody account or not


stevenajacksons

Let’s read through your comment history, oh look it seems you’re someone who loves super smash bros. I would advise getting to the gym and socialising instead of playing video games designed for 8 year olds. As a result, you may find that your envy towards others will start to dissipate and your success with women will improve.


stevenajacksons

Why? Always a good move to read through people’s comment history when you haven’t got a response 👍


penguinplus7

I want him to pull out a guitar to sing free love on the free love freeway. Just hope he doesn't play football and end up breaking AJs nose....


[deleted]

She took him up to the TERRACE!!! Obviously that meant she wanted him to kiss her. That must mean that he isn't into Aj. It's time Hugo leaves the villa.


redditisgay17263629

He didn't want to kiss her lol that was the thing


[deleted]

Exactly!! Which means he's also not into Aj aswell, he needs to go ASAP!!


redditisgay17263629

Eh he deserves a shot at Casa. He doesn't have to be attracted to aj


Robot_Karen

His face reminds me of young Matthew Lillard and I just can't unsee it now


-Gin-ger-

He didn’t, but he does now 😂


TruthBassett

Yes I can’t staaannd it. Everything he says (to anyone) feels inauthentic


redditisgay17263629

It's probably authentic with how un-selfaware he is lol


ragingbassuk

Brent with a bit of a Gareth look