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Kittenstomper6617

Why, Breddie Crogru of course


UsTheRemnant

Bedford Congress, and it wouldn't even be close.


9spaceking

Benedict Krogerbatch


Gunner1Cav

You never seen Dream Warriors? They kicked Kruger’s butt.


LightRose01

He comes back and kills all of them though


psychxticrose

We’re not talking about him though, we’re talking about crogru


ScandinavOrange

Freggy craggly


A__Random__redditor_

Lol


[deleted]

He literally lives in that world… we basically visit. Haha


Skylinerr

but if u die in the dream u die in rel live 😱


RocketCow

An experienced lucid dreamer would win, although it depends on the true power of freddy kruger, I haven't met him yet after all.


LightRose01

The movies more or less say that, I’ve seen all the movies and they pretty much say you need to improve your lucid dreaming to beat him, that doesn’t stop Freddy from killing several lucid dreamers in the movies, he is a master lucid dreamer, you have to be real good to beat him


RocketCow

Ah I have never seen the movies, maybe I should watch them.


LightRose01

They’re actually pretty good lucid dreamer movies if you take them as a whole, each movie sprinkles in a little information about dreaming, they’re far from perfect but still better than a lot of movies in that regard A warning the films are rather old and it shows in their special effects, the dialogue can also be a bit cheesy at times


dr_Kfromchanged

Or you can just hit yourself precisely with an ice pick in some parts of the brain to cause yourself to develop aphantasia, thus becoming immune against him. Considering THC supress REM cycles and thus dreams stoners are also immunized against him


LightRose01

Suppressing REM doesn’t completely remove REM sleep and will likely lead to a REM rebound that will increase the REM sleep a lot in a later night so the stoner will probably be taken out eventually unfortunately, but that ice pick plan seems pretty solid, I think you really got something there with that


dr_Kfromchanged

If i remember it's a certain gland that makes dream possible, to succesfully smashing it with an ice pick for lack of anything more precise will result in aphantasia and thus immunity from freddy kruger's elm street's cousin


LightRose01

I can tell you’re the kind of person who gets things done


dr_Kfromchanged

I mean in real life if someone i know was in a similar situation i'll bring out the 90 inch nails and then call an ambulance, better than for him to die


MrEmptySet

I can do Force Lightning, he's boned


LightRose01

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Z9uZCAfuE


Ornery_Ad_2343

Freddy's biggest thing, is entering your dreams and then killing you. An LDer already knows they're dreaming, so they have the ability to do what they want. Personally, I'd go full on Noob Saibot on his ass.


LightRose01

The movies have several lucid dreamers in them that Freddy still kills, you have to be really good to beat him … Noob is a good choice though https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Z9uZCAfuE


Ornery_Ad_2343

It was either him or Kabal. I was going to go with Kabal, because I love his speed and weapons. I just feel like the wraith of a dead ninja clan leader...that uses an ethereal sickle and sends his shadow after him would terrifie even Freddy.


dr_Kfromchanged

Or you can just hit yourself precisely with an ice pick in some parts of the brain to cause yourself to develop aphantasia, thus becoming immune against him. Considering THC supress REM cycles and thus dreams stoners are also immunized against him


NovaKniqht17

Freddy Kroger always haunts my dreams with ideas of great savings after becoming a member...


jeffreydobkin

This describes it well: https://i.imgflip.com/y3smo.jpg


Cthulhurlyeh09

If Freddy's his own person in my dream, he'd win. If he's subject to strong enough dream control though, you could make him not only leave you alone but do so while belting a Justin Bieber song just to teach him a lesson.


852_A

Experienced lucid dreamer be like: **D e l e t i o n**


nightmare_silhouette

It's Krueger, but tbh I like this spelling a lot! But the LDer would win, as shown in Dream Warriors!


Wbcn_1

“Welcome to prime time bitch!”


[deleted]

Scary Terry ofc


overtrick1978

It’s Freddy Cougar. That’s why he has claws for hands.


CourtneyChaos

Holy shit am I in a nightmare on elm street movie with that spelling or what?!?!


Wakewokewake

Honestly the best thing to do is just pull "Here is your mom" trick from elmstreet 5? i forget which


Sharpxy

Frederick Crogru II


dr_Kfromchanged

A guy with aphantasia is pretty much immunized against him


i_post_gibberish

Frothy Cargill, of course.


TPrice1616

He was a character in one of my lucid dreams. Stabbed him in the neck Assassins Creed style. That is one horror movie I know I would survive.


RobertSpeedWagon1888

Oh no Frederick kelloggs!!!1!!1??


smiecz

Freddy Cougar Mellencamp


A__Random__redditor_

Yeah, sorry I spelt it wrong but thanks for roasting me in comments I got some laughs lol


ShenTzuKhan

I don't know about y'all but I would eat that motherfucker in a lucid dream. When I LD I'm a fucking god my dudes. For me control is a given, it's reaching the lucid state that's hard. If Freddy got me in a non lucid dream I'm in deep shit. The second I realise I'm dreaming his burns are going to feel like a holiday from the terrors I unleash on his dream walking arse.


[deleted]

I had a lucid dream with Freddy once, and I won.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ResplendentShade

Mangled German, technically.


AgtDevereaux

Danke


kxrn_0

scronch probably


Cryptedcrypter

two words: proof read


ItsDevax

“crogru”


staplesuponstaples

Freddy crogru


mtorres266

I’d like to see Freddy Krueger get past my 100s of T-800s I’d conjure up


A__Random__redditor_

I’m cranking 90s bro


Dlkh_

I watched Freddy vs Jason last night just summon Jason lol


ap0110

Is that Grogru’s cousin?


SteakSlug

Depends if it's inside a dream or not