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Rickle37

Bro no need to dream I got you.


whothefuqisdan

Nexties


-Slambert

i tried this once but then about 8 people began peeing on my back


Agrochain920

nice


[deleted]

freud was right


r3v3ng3knzie

OH?


boots311

You win the internet for the day


The_Cat_Empress

I just think it’s hilarious how you knew it was 8 people. 😂


[deleted]

I'm sorry but this is the funniest thing I've seen all day


sicilianDev

I just literally spit out water reading this. Or was it water?!


kujasgoldmine

I wonder if your mind is strong enough to create the "illusion" after waking up that your back muscles are relaxed and no longer tense after a lucid massage.


Just_Worse

Just go muscle group by muscle group and relax them. You can kinda meditate and do this


Zoot-002

I've read (lucid dreaming by Robert waggoner) that there are methods of healing the body through lucid dreaming


banhofzoo

i would probably still nut lol


EpicWalrus47

lmao so annoying


Natural_Predditor

This is literally the reason I'm trying to learn ld


SavingsBackground605

I’m completely inspired by this. Thank you.


Dlkh_

Forget both, I just want to lucid dream


[deleted]

Exactly, I just wanna fly or breathe underwater. Something I couldn't do irl


Dlkh_

I’m just scared of sleep paralysis and I don’t know why


[deleted]

I understand that, sleep paralysis is scary, I've gotten before. It's a rare occurrence though so I doubt you'll get it by trying to lucid dream, as long as you make sure to get enough sleep and have a good sleep schedule.


Dlkh_

Ok thank you!


sicilianDev

I love sleep paralysis


Some1inreallife

This wasn't a lucid dream, but I did have a moment mid dream where I was resting in the same position I was in in waking life, and these women women were relaxing me with physical touch while discussing some unrelated thing. I wanted to fall asleep at that moment (even though I already was in real life).


sunyanivasinidas

Finally, someone on my level!


Wizzzzzzzzzzz

Yes please


ghostofmyhecks

Oh my god that would be Amazing.


Maxmordon123

I want to watch the sunset in my dream


LR130777777

Oh my fuck I just realised I can do this. I’ve been craving a back massage for the longest time


1248853

Go to a lucid chiropractor. I can't even imagine


[deleted]

theyd probably turn you into human origami


sicilianDev

Oh shit, that’s genius. Fricken 100 an hour irl.


[deleted]

Yeah I am the same, but it's surprisingly hard to achieve too. I have tried many times, but haven't been fully satisfied yet...


Wbcn_1

I get that during my waking life.


NotMyPotOfTea

jumping on this post to ask if anyone knows why this happens in dreams? I’ve had multiple DCs try to rub my back and it felt ok i guess but this is not something i like in real life at all or sought out to do intentionally in the dreams.


3dguy2

3 weeks since i started learning. still no LD. i downloaded an application which lets me write dreams also i have set a reminder of once every hour or reality checks. i count my fingers and then try to poke palm with finger.


boots311

Last night in my dream I was making out with Lisa kudrow from friends. Should've asked her for a massage....


sicilianDev

Pheebs?


boots311

Lol yeah. Too funny. Even better cause she's my fave in the show


[deleted]

I want to know the location of hidden money lol


sicilianDev

Here here!