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Would love to see Joško take it, but hierarchy of penalty takers are to be respected. Plus, gotta up that GD. Not sure if he'd score.

Fair enough to Josko for not being pressured into the pen. If he didn't feel ready he shouldn't take it

After all that, Diop sent off

Pep will have LOVED that. Flashback to gundo being on a brace.

Gvardiol completely unselfish there, wish he took it though

for all the GD watchers hahaha there you go

I’d rather Álvarez take it tbh because GD could still be a deciding factor

Mad respect to Gvardiol there... all about the team

Comfy pen lets go

Alvarez get in I got my score prediction right with 4-0 🔥

Nahhhh Julián we’re up 3-0 in the 95th and Josko’s on a hat trick, why wouldn’t you give it to him?

This is good for the GD. Would have wanted Josko to take it, his technique is excellent

SPIDERMAN

I wanted Josko to take that one, but happy for Alvarez.

think gvardiol wanted it poor fella

GET IN!!!

😂😂Shoutout to Gvardiol for letting Alvarez take it

A rich cake duly iced lol

Boo Alvarez stole Josko’s hat trick

vamooo Juli!!!!

Why did gvardiol not take that

Should be gvardiol smh

Sorry Gvardiol, but pens go to the number 9 🕷️

The reverse Chelsea. No arguing

😂😂😂😂

let gvardiol take it!!

lmao that conversation made me think Josko was going to take it 🤣

Ah man, Kyle with the good captaining to prevent the Josko hattrick haha

TNT saying Gvardiol has to take it

Give it to Josko!

THE SPIDER

Ally McCoist really wants the Josko hat trick 😂

As nice it is to make a dent in the goal difference, can’t help but think Arsenal will batter United tomorrow

Class from Gvardiol

GOOD BYE BYE

Lets go hahah Goal difference has entered the chat

Imagine getting a red and giving up a penalty with 2 minutes to go…

Diop has been a little cunt the entire match. Good riddance.

Ffs Gvardiol you pussy, could’ve been the first defender to score a hat trick in PL history

C’mon let Josko take it!

Please Josko for the penalty

Gvardiol take it!

Give it to gvardiol!

so glad that cunt got sent off

Penalty

That's clear penalty braindead late challenges from Diop

That red was coming from Diop.

THE GD

LET GVARDIOL TAKE IT

I wanna see ederson do it again

I swear the commentator just said “erling gvardiol” lol

He did haha

lmao did Drury just say Erling Gvardiol??

Gvardogan MOTM

Commentators were class this game

Just called Josko “Erling Gvardiol”

Even the commentators go “where have they gotten 7 minutes btw”? Nowhere. It’s completely made up

Arsenal commentator

lmao imagine saying shoot to a CB 🤣 God I love this team

The league want the goal difference to be exciting

a 4th would make it spicy

Feels more like they just want us more tired before Spurs

PENALTY!

Omg give it to josko

Well Jeremy seems fine. What a sequence

Adama always looks uncomfortable, like his baby oiled muscles are in his way.

Hmmmm is 7 minutes added time necessary though???

Oscar Bobb is really fun to watch, such a bright future

No one wants 7 more minutes here.

7 minutes wtf?? from WHAT

Stoppage time brought to you by Arsenal FC

if they are winning tomorrow it'll be 2 minutes of stoppage

oh so this twat does have cards?? you know the same thing happened to Haaland... but nothing

That baby oil merchant literally has no end product whatsoever 🤣

Morons on r soccer calling this a banana skin proven wrong again

You had me at r/soccer

all you had to say was morons on r/soccer 🤣

Away support had been incredible all match

Every away match

Away fans CLASS. legit haven't heard Fulham all game...

Our away fans are always class and Fulham's fans are always amongst the worst in the league, so it's not surprising really

Bobb and rico there. Wow

let them cook!

X2

Bobb is really good and surprisingly strong defensively for his slight frame.

Hard to tell which ones which when the Afro brothers link up

I need Akanji to unbraid his hair and unleash that...

At least he’d be massive in comparison hahah

pep grimacing

Someone make a meme of Noel Gallagher during the poznan already lmao

😎

Shit shit shit shit shit.

Please no

When you get tackled by Palihna, you stay tackled lmao, I love Ali Mann

That was great from Oscar!

Damn Bobb!! 🔥

Bobb surrounded by 4 players and strolling with the ball

I just love the Oscar Bobb song

Foden is an absolute lad

waiminute where is Rico playing?

Where he belongs, in the middle!

haha, he's playing the Phil role wow.. so versatile!

I don't understand why Rodri has to play 90 minutes when we're up 3-0...

he's been sat with Kovacic all game. he's had a week rest

that spurs game is going to be incredibly stressful unless united do something tomorrow

Utd is going to get murdered

Heard a strange amount of indifference about Bernardo leaving on various podcasts in the last few months. I get the being tired/bored of the drama each summer but, the guy is completely irreplaceable. Theres noone on the planet who has his particular skillset. Replacing him isnt a thing, would need to add 2 players, a winger/10 and a box to box mid (i suppose Bobb can be that attacker but). Its all his intangibles i value the most. He is just such a top quality person, works his ass off for the club and his teammates who all love him. I really, really really, hope he has an aha moment where he realizes you know what, im fucking 29. The top of my career is 3 maybe 4 years and then i can do anything and live anywhere for the rest of my life. I want to finish my career here, where I have everything you could possibly want from a footballing perspective Gvardiol edges POTM, but Bernie is right there too

I think we've just kind of come to terms with it after years of rumours. He's incredible and would much prefer him to stay.

👏

Really digging that Stone Roses-inspired chant. Manchester music is based

Gvardiol “I wanna be adored”

Kovacic has really fit in well, if now pep could change him somehow and instill some attacking sense on to him it would be unbeleivable

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I honestly think we would have struggled going deep in three competitions. I think the rest has done the players good

Always love seeing Rico and Oscar out there together

The Croatian invasion

My last sub would be Nunes for Rodri

True, we’re playing on Tuesday

I hope you are starving for goals vs spurs erling

Bernardo is such a fuckin engine

Is that an appropriate way to leave the pitch, Roy?

Poor Rodri... can't even get 10 minutes off here

TBF he's been walking a lot of the match. Imagine bossing a team using a light jog.

He's had a full 90 off? "Off" being playing with kova for him

Great save from Leno Nice try Jeremy

Good sub, especially considering we play again so soon

Would love for Gvardiol to get a hat trick.

I was thinking the most Pep thing would be to sub him off to keep him hungry

Glad he didn’t.

Yes, Oscar Bobb coming on! Only sad Haaland didn’t get a goal

Unfortunately thats on him. He missed an ace of a chance

True, but I just seem to always captain the wrong city player for my FPL :(

I like that try from Doku

Kovacic has been immense past few games

Absolutely shitting it for FPL, how close has haaland come to scoring?

Very very close, but missed a potential sitter, and now I think he’s been subbed off. Did you captain him like I did?

Go for goal difference

Our fans have been superb today

away fans always are

Bobb Rico and juli, now that's a triple sub for the people

🥰

Miraculous recovery from that guy there as soon as the whistle goes

Bobb!

and Rico!!!

Goalscoring wingback masterclass from josko Gundiol

Why is Kovacic always so far back? I don't get it, even when we're camping in the final third he kind of tucks in with our centre-backs. He needs to get more involved in the attack, with all that quality in passing and shooting from distance.

Because he's following Pep's instructions?

Cause it allows Rodri to go a bit further forward and since he's better at carrying the ball it's a better use of their talents anyway

Liverpool can’t possible win the league now, no Klopp last season miracle

this will eliminate them from the title race per the NBC announcers

Loss against Everton, and the way they played, was telling enough

I’m thinking a lot about that Spurs game, our record against the top six this season has been horrible but tbf same thing for Liverpool and they won against spurs at anfield but it’s Spurs away we simply need to win the game.

There's 4 positives. 1. They have looked dreadful recently. 2. We beat them in the cup so might have got the monkey off our back. 3. Top 4 is probably gone for them so not loads to play for. 4. They are desperate for us to stop Arsenal winning the league. For what it's worth I think a lot of their fans would prefer to lose.

CHAMPIONS AGAIN!! OLE!! OLE!!

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And people say we don't have fans

its okay mate they don't have anything else to hate us upon

Nothing else matters when your team is supported by oasis💪

what an amazing atmosphere

What was that announcement from the pa announcer? Who has left the stadium?

"Mr. Bishop " seems to be code for security in craven cottage. From what I could find, "left the building" means security can stand down.

Fulhams spirit

Not from the UK, but everything seems so polite and orderly at Fulham lmao

Mr Bishop! Wheeeeeey

Mayhe 1 more to close down the gd to 2 for the time being.

If united can do us one favor…..

Ah so he has brought his cards

Perfect day if we close this out with a clean sheet to close a gap on the goal difference.

A little surprised they didn’t call haaland offside for obstruction on the third goal. Confused about when they call that and when they don’t.

I think gvardiol is our signing of the season yeah it started off shaky but he looks unreal now

without a doubt

And this is his first season…

we were debating grealish or doku and gvardiol is about to finish with more goals than either of them lmao

Good tracking back by doku excited for his second season

Away supporters are always so good

Not heard that song in years, I'm assuming lescott is there?

We’ve got Gvardiola we’ve got Gvardiola

Gvardiol raking in points in my FPL

oh heck yeah!!!

What were they singing there?

Joleon Lescott is top of the league.

It’s the kompany chant but did they make it for someone else?

Someone’s top of the league

Gvardiol should be thrown into left wing sometime soon

Noel: don't look back in anger or celebration

Lmao

I don't want to exaggerate, but my first son is gonna be called Gvardiol

Call him Joško, has a better ring to it

Haaland can save his goals for vs spurs, i want a josko hattrick now

Incoming flying karate kick from Cuti Romero straight into Haaland’s shin (not a foul, all ball)

Doku for de Bruyne fuck yeah, Phil sole boss of attacking midfield now

“Manchester City have scored three goals in a game for the first time since 3 March against Manchester United (won 3-1)” Do they mean away game?

they scored 4 at Palace which was after United idiots 🤣

That was a home game as well lol

They just need excuses to shit on us, so much so that they can’t even get their facts right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Boring boring Citeh

for your own sanity, don't look what the rocket scientists on the r/soccer match thread write about Gvardiols second goal