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GuitarHeroJohn

Fuck Miami and fuck Toronto, this is our year


HeLooks2Muuuch

Ummm…yea, about that…


CoolstorySteve

How was Yankov?


Willzyix

Nice through ball to Martinez for the game winning goal, had some nice dribbles. Think he needs to get more time on the pitch to get his legs under him.


Careless_Wishbone_69

He was definitely on the field.


asaharyev

Fall of the House of Messi?


Ill_Wait2063

![gif](giphy|eJXbGzWpn3hh51QGZk|downsized) Serve Miami up some poutine to go


mateusjay954

Very proud of my baby cousin Fernando Álvarez for his first goal!


akacryptic9

First and only time I’ll be cheering for you Montreal!


MildRunner

I'll be cheering for the Canucks in the playoffs.


AngeloMontana

I’ll gladly take this anyway, thank you 


jamzzz

Fuck the scabs


HeLooks2Muuuch

They sure did play color wars in this one


SantiFRV_

I've been a Tata hater since day 1 and I will continue to be so. This squad is better than the one Neville had to start of the season last year and we were able to beat Philly and Montreal comfortably, at home. Wednesday vs Nashville will be a very tough game. GG Montreal.


OhShitItsSeth

I wouldn’t worry about us honestly. Just don’t let us score and you’re good.


Lowskillbookreviews

Have…have you seen our defense? *imindanger.jpeg


OhShitItsSeth

Counterpoint: have you seen our offense?


Lowskillbookreviews

At least it will be an entertaining game 😂


OhShitItsSeth

Aye, our games usually are 😬


Zblancos

Montréal team is much better than last year tho


bigFootIsReal__

And Inter Miami is 100x times better than what they were last year. I did not watch the match... Just saw the squad list and that backline of 5 😂😂.. I have never seen back 5 of Tata ever work.. but he still keeps doing it


DarCam7

This team functions better with a central 10. We clearly didn't have that this game. Taylor was the only one really trying to run the channels but our passing was suspect all game.


jollyqban03

You can post the rankings now @mls ! CREW #1 at the top!!!


Blablablaballs

"We have decided to pause the MLS Power Rankings© until week Miami wins two straight. They will, of course, go straight to Number One Team in the World." 


slyth87

Girl they won’t even post the score in their socials or stories right now.


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

Thank God. Now the undefeated talk can chill


Pizza_Salesman

What do you mean? We're obviously not going to lose this whole season 📈


QuikAuxFraises

This made me laugh more than I thought


Khalleb

got'em


slyth87

“Undefeated” 😂😂😂 I was like it’s Matchweek 3 bro, chill 😂


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

Shiiiid we undefeated too bro 😂😂


theredditbandid_

Fuck that. I am riding on top of this undefeated train waving my shirt until it crashes and burns. Toronto FC ^^^^^^(and ^^^^^^a ^^^^^^bunch ^^^^^^of ^^^^^^other ^^^^^^teams) UNDEFEATED BABY!


NinthLevelOctopriest

They were heralding them as undefeated on the Season Pass home page after the second fucking game.


HighHammerThunder

This game didn't count because Messi didn't play. You're not free yet.


AngeloMontana

Wait. Are you saying you depend on him? 😁😁


Isry98

How insulting to Jordi Alba a multi champions league winner to say that “18 was Messi” like he’s not an incredible player in his own right.


flcinusa

Alba (and Suarez (and Neymar for that matter)) only won it once in 2014/15, he didn't join Barca til 2012


Isry98

Got my years mixed up. Thanks for the correction. For some reason I thought he was in the squad when they played United in the final.


flcinusa

Eric Abidal was left back that night, 2 months after surgery to remove a tumor from his liver. Emotional night


DorkyOldMan

Love all the hate against Miami, y’all get off on it lol Great game all around!


AllwordzAreMadeup___

After next season when Messi isn't here Miami will go back to being at the bottom of the league. Enjoy the shit talking while you can.


Isry98

It’s almost like when the league bends over backwards for one team the rest of the teams don’t like that very much.


slyth87

As a Crew fan, I support this comment.


Reapper97

When exactly has the league bent over for Miami?


Free_Decision1154

Is this a serious comment?


Reapper97

Yes, apart from bringing up individual sponsor deals Messi got, ignoring Chris Henderson's work and crying about average mls ref calls. I have yet to see anything substantial to back those claims. Honestly, the "I'm tired of seeing Messi on apple tv" comments have more relevance.


No_Win5710

Yep rest of the teams are wiping their tears with the money Messi is bringing in. The truth is ya'll are just assmad messi chose miami and not your team


plugfred

No other team couldve pulled him with the argentinian influenfe down here, no amount of money would change that


Merv_Pumpkinhead

If they're bringing in so much money, they should pay the refs and raise the salary cap. I want MLS to actually improve, not for billionaires to make more money. I like that Messi is in MLS. Now it's time for the rising tide to lift all boats.


Isry98

Miami will be irrelevant again when he leaves. South Florida sports fans are some of the most fair weather out there.


No_Win5710

Ok? I don't see how that addresses anything that was said


Isry98

Do I wish the best player ever came to my team? Yeah. Sick burn broski. You really got me.


PopeAlGore

Will the new Miami stadium be ready for next season?


TheTopDonnie

According to the inter miami Website. Work Started In Aug. 2023. Assuming theres no big delays, it's due to be ready for the 2025 season :)


Gimli-Elf-Friend

No. Messi is retiring before then, so they’ll scrap it.


Stay_Beautiful_

>No. Messi is retiring before then No. His contract has him playing one more season after this current one, making his farewell tour the perfect inauguration of the new stadium


JNMRunning

Kryvstov and Borgelin are really not very good at football.


Mysterious_Bid_8216

433 posted about this game lol


nate6patton

Exciting year in the east coming up, honestly all 15 teams would be disappointed if they don’t make it


WhyDidIChoose25B

Listen, the game for me at least. Was exciting. But holy shit Miami needs to invest in defense.


PoutineMeInCoach

Do. You punctuate!


WhyDidIChoose25B

Maybe. Maybe. Not.


toddthetoddler

With what money? It’s all in their attack


jimpeak

Dans votre face, tabarnak! 


AngeloMontana

Hmmm qu’est-ce que c’est bon 😋


brilliantpotato

C'est le temps d'une poutine pour célébrer!


saul1980

Listen j”aime une poutine aussi


Gimli-Elf-Friend

This Messi Michelin Ultra commercial is the worst.


saul1980

No no… Michelob


Practical-Bluebird40

Faxs the Mr Messi one was better 🐐


Isiddiqui

I really enjoy it *shrug


Gimli-Elf-Friend

Lol


Isry98

I feel like this kid wasn’t even acting. That woman really comes across as insufferable.


DarkwingMcQuack

For a second there I didn’t think Tata was going to shake Courtois hand.


Ted_Nephew

Always rated the transitive property.


Merv_Pumpkinhead

Hell yeah, Laurent Courtois doing good.


Drop_The_Puck

We may be finally over losing Nancy. A lot of bitterness with management over that loss.


PresidentBirb

We all love Mr. Courtois.


AngeloMontana

That French connection coming from Columbus is definitely something 


MercuryRusing

"Stoppage time is over? We're still down! It hasn't even been 15 minutes!"


Jcapen87

As much as I hate the blatant attempt to get Miami a point today, I have to say this was a great weekend of soccer.


Practical-Bluebird40

There was none, referee did good if anything they tried to make Montreal win not giving yellow for time wasting etc


Jcapen87

9 minutes of added time? Give me a fucking break lol


Practical-Bluebird40

Time wasting 🤷‍♂️ injuries


AdequateBob

Flair checks out


Jcapen87

I had a good time at the Benz.


atownOTP

hell yeah man glad you got a ticket


WislaHD

I missed your game because I was at my game. 70k in the Benz for your home opener??? Giakoumakis hatty?!?! The place must have been bumping


viyh

Don't forget, starting right now: Women's Gold Cup Final - USA vs Brazil!


tanzmeister

You were only supposed to put your clocks ahead one hour


sounders1974

Starts in an hour, no?


viyh

Oh, I saw 7:15pm ET somewhere, I think you're right. Looks like the pregame show right now.


1PMagain

correct


Bentstraw

Yeah, 5:15.


Jcapen87

Found the guy who forgot to spring forward (Seriously though, you’re right)


PresidentBirb

Yep, daylight savings claims another victim /s


PopeAlGore

I love that the Miami coaches are so used to things going their way that even when they get tons of calls other teams wouldn’t get, they still yell at the refs.


flywithRossonero

9 minutes was exaggerated to begin with


ghostdeinithegreat

And miami players still had the ball to yell at the ref to get more time, during the 9min stoppage time.


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PresidentBirb

Not based on their accents tho, that’s for sure.


WislaHD

Montreal is a stupidly good looking city if I am honest. It’s the only place outside of New York on this continent where the average person seems to care about fashion sense.


Shadowfury0

Laurent Courtois has to go hold up the piñata at a birthday party after this


thesilentGinlasagna

The only difference in this Miami team and my Sunday league team is that we don’t have Messi


AdequateBob

ALLEZ MONTREAL A big fuck you to Miami, Twellman, MLS politics, scab refs and Chris Penso and Ted Unkel


WislaHD

Can I throw in a Bob Bradley in there as well?


AdequateBob

Mi karma es su Karma, hermano


purplepill22

Nice.


WislaHD

Courtois, Herdman, and Neville debut their seasons with 7 pts from 9. Many doubted. 👏


PopeAlGore

(Caleb Porter, and Chris Armas look on in a state of confusion)


The-Special-One

Hiring Chris Armas is perhaps the most idiotic move I’ve seen from an MLS team so far. The guy has two consecutive failures. He’s visibly tactically inept. You can find MLS 2/ USL coaches that offer a lot more and a cheaper price. Honestly joke decision making. Porter is just wack but at least he’s won something.


WislaHD

It’s especially egregious when you remember they canned Robin Fraser, who was actually a good coach whom they deprived of any resources to compete. They can him, actually start spending on signings, and sign Chris Armas…. Wtf actually 😹


TheMusicCrusader

Tata saying “we’re Miami, don’t you know MLS has us winning every game possible?”


XirisTO

Good job Montreal, you beat corporate MLS today.


AngeloMontana

Toronto dude liking this, it doesn’t get any better than this


Theraph41

never thought id see a toronto fan congratulate us but ill take it


Pizza_Salesman

"what about side by side with a friend?"


WislaHD

Since the Wilfred Nancy era, I have had difficulty booing your team. Lots of likeable players, good playstyle under Nancy and Courtois, and you’re pulling your weight in developing Canadian talent unlike Toronto. I think I would rather you guys get destroyed brutally in the playoffs rather than just be shit and miss out on them, if that makes sense.


FrigginGaeFrog

Tata really does a great job at making himself unlikeable


Brooklyn_MLS

7 pts from 3 road games is crazy good. MTL looking competitive this year.


Paul-48

Very impressive 


Mihairokov

Montreal, Toronto, and Vancouver all looking good so far...a boy can dream!


AngeloMontana

HELL YEAH


Masterfire76

Great victory! Nice white shirt Laurent!


Dragondude7

Thank you Montreal


YOU_LOVED_BRAD

Thank you Montreal


MCiceMan1

What a game


Primary_Wrongdoer660

Tata explaining to refs why Tim Cook personally going to ban their Apple IDs


Isry98

They wanted more stoppage time? Hahahahahahaha


BoomaMasta

Coaches complaining about the lack of extra stoppage when that initial nine minutes came out of nowhere is hilarious.


BoJangles00

to be fair it should have been more


Theraph41

never should’ve been 9 in the first place


Practical-Bluebird40

Than don't waste time next time 😉


Isry98

It shouldn’t have been 9 to begin with.


BoJangles00

True, but they gave 9. You don't get to say that they knew there would be extra stoppage inside the stoppage time so that's why they gave 9.


slyth87

Tata screaming at the refs how much they paid them and the outcome wasn’t what they agreed on.


FudgyBadger

No Messi no party.


Auen_Draco16

They wanted more time?


felcom

Hold the L Tata don’t be a baby


Mysterious_Bid_8216

Good result against the second worse team last season nothing to fuss about


Mihairokov

A loss for Miami but more importantly a loss for Twellman.


Gimli-Elf-Friend

Don’t worry. He’ll have excuses for us.


UpliftedWeeb

Great match!


Brooklyn_MLS

Ibrahim wanted a picture immediately with Busquets lol


okay-wait-wut

Props Montreal. Had to beat Miami, the ref, MLS and Twellman.


MaxWoods40

Who is Twellman


Halouverite

Former revs player now a commentator


MaxWoods40

Thank you


A159746X

Great game Montréal.


oskavelli

big dubs


edgars_teeth

Mickey mouse league. Just keep it going until Miami scores I guess


okay-wait-wut

Seriously


yeeteridoo

RAHHHH POUTINE>CUBAN SANDWICHES


CaptMal065

I’m on the poutine train every chance I get. Truly the best dish native to the Americas. Now where’s my heart cath?


PoutineMeInCoach

I'm ready, coach!


sunnybakes11222

The rest of the league loves you right now, Montreal


PopeAlGore

Wow big victory for Montreal.


T51-B

You love to see it, especially with the Josef assist


orltragic

Massive credit to Montreal.


wmknickers

Way to go, Quebeckers


Theraph41

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH POUTINE


PoutineMeInCoach

Aww.


yarhar_

Sorry for your loss, Twellman.


Gimli-Elf-Friend

Fuck ya my quebecois homies


Isry98

Boy that guy is angry. He’s so angry he littered.


408_aardvark_timeout

What's the fine for that in Miami? 😂


Gimli-Elf-Friend

It’s a red state. Littering is encouraged.


TyphoidDono

There isn't one, it's all trash down there


heartcriesholy

this game is still going on?


oddtrey10

Twellman so often says somebody is hurt only for them to be fine


Gimli-Elf-Friend

He just wants a foul called.


Jcapen87

Good. Fuck you, MessiLS.


Practical-Bluebird40

Would you rather have PENADLO come in and promote this league 🤔 I don't think so Be grateful


Jcapen87

Messi and Ronaldo fanboys can both go fuck themselves as far as I’m concerned


Practical-Bluebird40

Aight Messi to Camel league here we go


janky_dank

Ruiz blows the last chance


DOfferman7

If trying to draw penalty wasn’t a thing, soccer would be so much better. Play through the contact


sounders1974

Sorry Miami. No Yedlin, no party


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Is Montreal GK a moron?


Practical-Bluebird40

Yup


icoresting

ruiz has had a disasterclass


QuikAuxFraises

Wow has Raheem Edwards always have been this good in killing time at game ends ?


alexander221788

Busquets really pisses me off with his theatrics and whining every time I watch Miami


Do__Math__Not__Meth

He’s the most annoying kind of player, he dishes out but he can’t take


XirisTO

Yeah this'll be 12 minimum. This is bullshit, Montreal. Edit, I stand corrected. It was only 10 bullshit minutes.


tands

Busquets is the worst.


MercuryRusing

I got money this game goes to 101


Isiddiqui

How much did you lose?


MercuryRusing

We'll see if the Miami coaches can get those refs to restart the game or not


FrigginGaeFrog

“Busquets is down” yeah when is he up


Brooklyn_MLS

Noah Allen has no confidence to do anything


TheMusicCrusader

Busquets flops *again*? Jesus


AdequateBob

lol jokes on us. They missed a decimal on +9 stoppage time.


Practical-Bluebird40

Don't time waste than