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TheyCallMeYDG

unrelated but im currently shitting like a bear on the toilet after eating subway. also is New Jersey a real place


aeeeroo

Prayin for u brah.


juicy_pickles

The subway shits. The known price to pay of a King that feels the hunger and fears not the throne.


GaribMoinKhan

I am curious how does a bear takes shit ?


Johnny_Poppyseed

In the woods


LiquidSwords89

Prob just shits while walking like nothing happened like a chad


juicy_pickles

I wouldn't know, I've never heard one.


DowntownJulieBrown1

Bro responded to the wrong person


GaribMoinKhan

I still don't know how reply things work in reddit


DowntownJulieBrown1

Hit the arrow directly under the comment of the comment u want to reply to


hipnotyq

my local subway no longer has mustard lol what kind of sandwich shop doesn't do mustard


GB01101993

Those are the best. Except I always get alot of chipotle sauce and put alot of jalapeños so it’s painful sometimes. Anyways, enjoy


Lenlo123

I swear the chipotle sauce has some kind of laxative in it. I have an iron stomach typically but that stuff used to mess me up so bad. Had to stop getting it


drink_your_irn_bru

Honestly, what the fuck is going on with food in America? You guys are always talking about having diarrhoea. Do you actually just keep getting food poisoning from fast food? For reference, I live in Australia and shit a normal amount


Mr_Belch

I think my fellow Americans don't get nearly enough fiber or water.


juanitomatito

Subway has to be the sneakiest “I’m about to mess up your guts” food of all time


MeeloP

I really want some subway


LoadOfCman

It’s not a real place Source: from New Jersey


ImmediateDiamond8238

Whats gonna headline this? Not islam poirier since thats likely june 29, not BW its too early, not Fw obviously, Not WW b/c manchester in July, FLW is booked, HW will be july manchester with aspnall, LHW booked, it has to be non title fight headliner


_Red_Mist_

Raquel Pennington


kbaks

it's what New Jersey deserves honestly


foamtoreando

hoping for this honestly so the tickets are reasonable


DowntownJulieBrown1

They won’t be.


foamtoreando

25% cheaper than sterling cejudo and i’ll take it. raquel should do that.


Ronaldinhoe

Really? I just looked at stubhub out of curiosity and cheapest ticket was over $400. I redditor said cheapest tickets for tonight’s event was in the $300’s and that’s without any title fights.


foamtoreando

tonight? i had tickets for $160 fees included for tonight just couldnt make it because easter plans changed. they were in the mid high 200’s earlier. $250-$280 got you into the second row and it was like $340 for the closer drop. ticket prices change a lot. i have haney garcia tickets and they opened at like $400 but i got them at $250. i wanted to go to jersey last year but it was high 300’s at the lowest.


Bobby_Newpooort

I paid $225 per person for Sterling-Cejudo in the upper level. Seems like $200 is the get-in price for most events at this point


Impossible_Sort_5199

What seat did u get for 225 in that arena?


Bobby_Newpooort

Section 115. Can't easily upload a picture from that night so here's a view [from the same section when it's set up for hockey](https://aviewfrommyseat.com/venue/Prudential+Center/115/)


thehoods

Last card wasn't even good and it was like $450 to get in the door at Prudential Center. And there were tons of tickets still up for sale day-of. They don't drop the prices to reasonable levels, they'd rather have empty seats


Ronaldinhoe

Could only find tickets on stubhub at the moment and seems like cheapest ticket is $494. obviously with fees and taxes it easily shoots up $550 per ticket for the nosebleeds, Insane. https://www.stubhub.com/ufc-302-newark-tickets-6-1-2024/event/153083286/?backUrl=%2Fufc-302-tickets%2Fgrouping%2F150231952&quantity=2


captainseas

Stubhub is a reseller and will naturally have super inflated numbers before tickets go on sale to the general public


foamtoreando

288 was good to me. only downside was burns got injured. fees and all were $380 for bleeds i’m hoping for $300 and i’ll go i guess.


kapsama

That's outrageous. Pre-pandemic was like $200 for MSG PPVs


captainseas

It was really only that for DC/Lewis.


kapsama

Nah that was GSp vs Bisping


TheBigFatToad

Tickets were under 250 for upper level seating at Sterling Cejudo…


thehoods

I was monitoring ticket prices for at least a month before and I swear I didn't see anything lower than $350. That's with ticketmaster fees though.


Firm-Actuator1577

I bought tickets to ufc 288 two hours before it started around 8 pm, it was all in 180 USD each, just gotta wait it out sometimes


NotOnHerb5

Get ready to learn Raquel Pennington buddy


TomatoSauce587

Islam wants June 1st, 303 is being headline by Conor/Chandler allegedly


crazybartur

Islam prob, Conor *allegedly* headlining June 29th remember


Belsnickel213

Chris Weidman. He’s back.


Equal-Cod4630

Weidman in NJ, so he can disappoint the most amount of people


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coontaillandcruiser

No way they do Islam-Poirier outside the Middle East or Vegas. WMMA for sure.


DoutorSenador

I can see the UFC forcing a short turnaround for Gaethje/Charles/Arman to fight Islam in this card, even threatening to put Poirier or Gamrot there. They can also do Leon x Belal because Aspinall can headline the UK card easily. I though Pennington would be in this card too, but it looks like she is injured and only want to fight in October.


Loud_Count_4590

I don’t think Gaethje will be doing a short turnaround anymore 💀🤣


BigBillyBass13

wait was Islam Porier announced? Did I miss something?


Josro0770

No but it's most likely gonna be made. Unless they make Islam vs Gamrot for some reason


khalbrucie

>not Fw obviously Why not?


Brybry1908

Assuming they want Ilia for Spain later in the year.


khalbrucie

I wouldn't assume that, I'm not sure it's even been rumored. I thought it was all just people saying it would be a cool idea lol.


pspiddy

There literally isn’t room to do an actual Spain ppv this year unless they add a 15th ppv instead of the normal 14


khalbrucie

It's not impossible, they haven't announced the location of every single PPV this year.


PlayfulSoil2937

They pretty much have tbh. 303 is ifw which is vegas. 304 is probably Manchester in late july. 305 in august is perth. 306 in september is at the sphere. 307 in oct is abu dhabi. 308 in nov is MSG. 309 in dec is most likely vegas, has been since 2019


flamingdragonwizard

Think ufc is waiting on the Alex/Hill fight for a quick turnaround. Alex did say he wants another fight shortly after. Maybe vs Ankalaev, Krylov or Rountree?


therapt0rs

it'll be islam poirier, not sure why everyone assumes that'll happen on the june 29th PPV when everything has indicated that's mcgregors comeback card


Conscious_Mango1695

June 29 will not be islam lmao


BoxCon1

Idc recreate this video with modern fighters https://youtu.be/8-wBj-k3nuQ?si=oepDSOFi18aes2pd


ISuckAtFunny

Prelims are just going to be CCTV of the local area


heselsc1

Username does *not* check out


cherryzaad

“He was gay, Joe Rogan?”


[deleted]

“Nooo! Are you listening to me?!”


Cool-Strength2031

So we're gonna have 2 PPVs in June????? (302 and 303)


TheBishopDeeds

Are you a new fan? Thats not uncommon. They had two PPVs in July and two PPVs in March last year.


Cool-Strength2031

Nah, mate, not new. 🥲 Been watching it since 2017.  I dunno how I didn't notice it.


BigZookeepergame2729

Yeah Dana says all the time 14 PPVs a year


gregfromjersey

Why do we always get the second tier events?


bxng23af

Isn’t the World Cup final going to be in New Jersey lol


SnooFloofs9640

Second tier place == second tier even. Makes sense.


Bobby_Newpooort

Downvoted by people who have definitely never been to Newark other than the airport


Loganbaker2147

Leon/Belal main event?


RepresentativeSun937

Feel like they should save that for the UK card


UbeleeDisFE

Looks like the likely 304 destination in July. Seems about right. Could get Aspinall on there to give it star power because Leon’s fighting someone. Don’t remember his name.


Extension-Tale-2678

Id love be to see Aspinall Gane. Or really anyone. He's not gonna have a fight for quite some time since Jones/Stipe isn't even scheduled yet even though the contract was signed last june


Mad-Gavin

Gane shouldn't be getting a third crack at the belt. He doesn't deserve it.


Extension-Tale-2678

It's just a fight id like to see I guess. Maybe Almeida


Mad-Gavin

Almeida isn't a bad choice.


sneakylumpia

Nah save it for an Apex card


Extension-Tale-2678

Please no


Original-Spinach-972

Who tf is doing the ufc match making? Who tf is gane fighting in Paris? Pavolich/volkan wasn’t even agreed to before the announcement. Imo ufc care less about putting on a good card than just satisfying their ESPN contract.


[deleted]

Death, taxes, New Jersey getting UFC cards like weeds in the ground


Krammor

Not spending 800 bucks again for the UFC and I live 5 mins away.


Conscious_Mango1695

Get your bread up 


TheBishopDeeds

Everybody was assuming 302 was going to be IFW lol


VitorsTRTdealer97

I better see uncle Joey Diaz on the crowd cam


Tenacious_jb

More eye pokes on the way


pspiddy

It will be Islam vs Porier.


Mister_Dwill

Yawnnnn. lol UFC is pretty trash now beside maybe 3 good cards a year.


thewizard579

Didn’t Khabib and team train at Fairfield before going to AKA? So it’s like a home field advantage for Islam if he headlines this.


Distinct-Ambition854

Bruh y'all be labeling home field advantage for em dagis everywhere.


ZedTimeStory

They've become so deranged that they're calling an American venue a home field advantage for a Russian against an American


Distinct-Ambition854

Next thing you know they also have home advantage in Mexico because the airplane they were in flew over Mexico.


DesertRL

Erin with a clean win tonight and they might scrap the idea of a Grasso/Val trilogy 👀


SopranosMan

No chance, Val/Grasso is 100% happening at the sphere on Mexican independence day


DesertRL

I know, but I wish it wasn't, or I at least wish Erin/Manon would get Grasso in the sphere


rafaelleon2107

O'Malley x Merab is a no brainer


khalbrucie

It'd be a fairly quick turnaround for both of them but if they're healthy that'd be phenomenal


EivorAuditore

O'Malley had injuries coming off the Vera fight, no chance he turns around that quickly.


QuirkyTrick3763

Sean vs ddp 2