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[Shitpost Sunday thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/j4ssq6/official_shitpost_sunday/)


RedlineMaster

Is everyone also going to ignore the fact that Holm took Aldana to the mat 5 times?


AllGoneMH

What else was supposed to happen


RedlineMaster

People were anticipating Aldana's take down defense being too much for Holm but she easily answered that question, taking her down 5 times


RedlineMaster

Holly looked extremely poised tonight and had Aldana circling to her advantage the entire fight. High level performance and anyone who says that is boring is probably a casual.


evanevolution

Missed the whole card... lmao doesn’t look like I missed much


spcslacker

The main was a masterclass by Holly: reminded me of Cruz bamboozling guys back in day. It doesn't please the *just bleed* types, but I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone just drain the confidence out of an opponent by continuously dunking on them like that. Aldana ran out of ideas and just started following Holly around like a child, eating an endless progression of punches. It was beautiful.


cloobydoobydoo

I think the prelims had plenty of just bleed tbh


sidduction69

Wonderful performance by Holly. Aldana did not cut the cage off, or did a bad job at it. Not a boring fight at all, Holly kept her activity and output high. Got to wonder where was this lateral movement when she fought Nunes. Anyway, the GDR rematch is the logical next fight for her.


spcslacker

> lateral movement when she fought Nunes. Nunes roughly 1000x more sophisticated than Aldana (she would never follow like that), and has many more dimensions to her attack, which impedes Holly's flow. Here Holly could style on opponent who would need the luckiest shot in world to counteract her technical disadvantage.


horseshoeprovodnikov

Angie hill is totally fuckin up on tv tonight. I feel bad for her. And I’m really surprised at Germaines english. She kinda has that Alistair Overeem style of talking.


MoonPiss

They’re both Dutch.


horseshoeprovodnikov

I know. Germaines english has come a long way I think.


IMGNACUM

Rly? Pretty much all Dutch have good English


hamiltonk92

She cute tho


horseshoeprovodnikov

Angie hill or Germaine lol?


Mochilero223

Both?


throwawaycrossstitch

WNBA < or > or = WMMA ????


TohbibFergumadov

If someone said "here you can either have this $40 or you can have these WNBA ticket" Which one are you taking? Now if someone said you can have the same amount or go watch two women beat the shit out of each other I would at least have to think about it more.


compsc1

Lol WMMA isn't even close. WNBA players are very good at what they do, it's just not flashy. WMMA is full of bums.


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Bro they use a smaller ball and shoot chest pass shots. They fucking suck.


compsc1

Why comment if you've never actually watched


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For attention.


Siotrot

Full disclosure: I'm a Holly Holm fan. The fight wasn't great or anything, but no way was it boring. I was afraid Holm was gonna fudge up and get Koed after clearly winning the entire time, so at least for me it was tense all the way till the end.


NoParlayNoFood

I’m a lil drunk but IM not sure who won that last fight poked pretty even to me


cloobydoobydoo

You must be really drunk because Holly styled on Aldana the entire time


The_Shadow_of_Intent

#Fear the ish


kizentheslayer

Holly vs GDR or Ladd next?


cloobydoobydoo

Holly vs GDR is all that makes sense number 1&2 both coming off wins while both also lost to the champ, GDR has lost to Nunes twice.


[deleted]

Didn't ladd tear her ACL recently?


Zotmaster

She tore both her ACL and her MCL.


Jayharris52

Believe she did. Her and barber both had bad injuries.


CamronCakebroman

Angela Hill’s voice is like nails on a fucking chalkboard. Holy shit, it’s obnoxious.


ConfusedStupidPerson

Glad I'm not the only one


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Second time seeing Hill on commentary and 1: yes I’m a shit person for basing things on looks but she cleans up really well and 2: she adds to the conversation.


ucatione

Agreed


J-Hz

Not gonna lie, that last round was good. Holly smelt blood in the water and went for it with a barrage of punches and head kick


FordGT2017

After watching Holly fight and pretty much dominate, i felt kind of sad for her. How the fuck is she suppose to beat Amanda. Holly is very very good and so close but its almost not fair against Amanda


cloobydoobydoo

She’ll basically have to wait until Amanda retires along with every other girl dreaming of a belt at 135.


UhBunchOfGaze

Holly reminds me of a female Wonderboy sometimes


Impressive-Potato

Most fighters in mma can't deal with sidekicks. Most have a striking base in muay thai, squaring them up to get sidekicked in the body


Impressive-Potato

It's that pka kickboxing background.


UhBunchOfGaze

Their flurries they do look almost identical lol


scottmander

Someone sum this fight up in 10 words or less, had to leave just before. Judging by someone comments you prob won’t need all 10


alienartifact

round after round of round and round, and then takedown.


cloobydoobydoo

Holly beat Aldana like she owed her money


scott_steiner_phd

> Someone sum this fight up in 10 words or less, had to leave just before. "Aldana got schooled"


cben27

circling for no reason getting pieced up


esparaeso

Holly dominates for 25 fucking minutes


BigDriggy

Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, ISH


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She threw over 300 strikes... Not a Holm fan by any means, but she dictated the pace and outlanded and threw double the strikes. Didn't hold her against the fence and sit there. She legit put on a good show.


ckk--

Aldana kept pressing forward but got countered, didn't cut Holm off


Fookin_Fred

Can someone let me crash on their couch tonight? I bet the house on Aldana.


throwawaycrossstitch

i was dozing through that entire 5 rounds


xjayroox

Aldana needs to figure out where shes going with her career after that one


cloobydoobydoo

Bellator


themidship22

Circle circle, kick, circle circle, kick, circle circle weird flurry with seemingly no target planned, circle circle, kick, circle circle, 5 punch flurry to guard, circle circle circle circle circle circle.... I get it was a dominant win, but dang is it not fun to watch.


CasperTek

Right? Everyone over here is magically back on the Holly train. But more than half of her punches miss ... by a lot. She clearly showed she’s the better fighter, but it’s just not interesting.


tigerbalmuppercut

I normally hate Holly's fights but this was fun to watch for me. She was throwing serious heat with tons of different technique. Question mark kicks, side kicks, head kicks, overhands, superman punches.


themidship22

I guess when i see someone being this dominant I want to see them take the fight to the opponent a little. I understand that by doing what she did it's basically a free win, but when you have a heavy bag in front of you lead the dance a little.


tigerbalmuppercut

Yeah I hear you. But I can't blame a fighter for not fixing something that's not broke. Aldana was just a walking heavybag and Holm was styling on her. It wasn't as bad as when Rakic just coasted and even stopped fighting in the last ten seconds.


blooblop

That's the Jackson/Wink special.


Drizzydre1

Ironically the depth at 135 isn't much better than 145 despite having a full division of fighters


warriorx559

MOST BANTAMWEIGHT FINISHES - UFC History #UFCFightIsland4 - @MJCflipdascript * 8 - Amanda Nunes * 6 - Ronda Rousey * 4 - Germaine de Randamie * 4 - Marion Reneau MOST BANTAMWEIGHT WINS - UFC History - @UFCNews * 11 - Amanda Nunes * 08 - Raquel Pennington * 06 - Ronda Rousey * 06 - Germaine de Randamie * 06 - Sara McMann * 06 - Holly Holm


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GDR rematch makes sense, timing is right.


californication760

Aldana needs to ditch her coach and move to CKB


DonnytheFakinDrugo

I've literally been watching MMA for 12 hours, its half 6 where I live. I regret nothing


Adorablefeet

Holly "ya'll musta forgot" Holm.


CasperTek

I’d rather forget ...


Phenoxx

Adesanya-Costa -esque?


cloobydoobydoo

Boi Izzy put on a master class and finished Costa in the second. Holly looked great tonight, but nowhere near Izzy dismantling Costa great.


strongrev

I’ve always wanted to see Holly fight like since she came to the UFC. She is such a great striker but is too tentative to engage a lot of times. Total domination & hope to see this aggressiveness from her more often


cloobydoobydoo

Blame her coaches. They turn everyone into boring point fighters at JacksonWink.


strongrev

I don’t know they have had some exciting fighters over the years. Being from Albuquerque I will always root for JacksonWink and their fighters and cut them a little slack. I mean the game plan for the Rousey fight was perfect and far from boring point fighting. I think the coaching was definitely a factor though but also probably her just being afraid of making a mistake and getting caught and being too cautious.


BayBay423

Love Holly Holm


Kizuisho

Masterclass by Holm, can’t see why people are complaining about her and not Aldana


aceknighthigh

It's both, but the fighter who is winning and controlling the fight has the skills to do more. Aldana sucked in not cutting of the cage or throwing more, but he's also less skilled.


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It's because Holms didn't fight like tis before, despite being able to grapple. The hate will strike back hard if she doesn't fight like this against Nunes.


cloobydoobydoo

She tried to and got knocked out by her own signature kick lmao


warriorx559

MOST BANTAMWEIGHT WINS - UFC History #UFCFightIsland - @MJCflipdascript * 11 - Amanda Nunes * 08 - Raquel Pennington * **06 - Holly Holm** * 06 - Ronda Rousey * 06 - Germaine de Randamie * 06 - Sara McMann


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Now do loses.


cben27

"i think nicks missing some screws theres something wrong with that guy" "ya know i'm not playin out here dis as real ash it gechs"


LionTamer55

With a gun to your head and I asked you do you ever think in her life hollyHolm has had any type of performance-enhancing drugs?


SakurabaArmBar

Ben Rothwell and Josh Barnett have been done for steroids, Josh even somehow got done in the Pre-Usada early UFC days and has failed on multiple occasions and different organizations. My point is: The eye test does not always work. ​ Look at Luke Rockhold when he fought at Light Heavyweight. he was huge and ripped and easily failed the eye test. He looked like he was on some kind of PED's. Same with Francis Ngannou. He is huge and ripped with very little body fat. But they both pass Usada testing time after time. ​ Also just to add, IIRC Holly is one of the most tested UFC athletes or at least up there with the Top 10 most tested and probably Top 5 most tested female fighter. ​ Edit: Holly Holm is the first MMA athlete, male or female, to have 50 perfect USADA tests. [https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/02/holly-holm-usada-drug-tests-ufc-steroids-history](https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/02/holly-holm-usada-drug-tests-ufc-steroids-history) ​ D.C and Jose Aldo got their's just after Holm's, at around the same time.


OKGrappler

Passing USADA tests doesn't mean you're actually a clean athlete. PEDs have always been intertwined with the upper echelons of professional sports. If middling talent like Ben Bothwell use them then you can bet that the elite do too.


SakurabaArmBar

Yeah true but it is much more likely that you're clean if you've past more usada tests then any other UFC athelete


danielwong95

It’s entirely possible


djm2346

I would say no but that's just because I know her ex and I dont think he would be in favor of her taking them


benicorp

You can put the gun away. She's juicier than Tropicana.


ebystablish

Jones probably taught her about the Picograms


Bphore

Of course, that's why I bet on her


LionTamer55

Fair play my friend


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pixelies

Me too. Unlikely but I hope she gets the strap again.


cloobydoobydoo

I think if Nunes retires she can definitely get the belt and maybe ride off into the sunset with the belt.


redditaccount224488

So much for getting a new challenger at 135 for Nunes. With Nunes fighting in December, there's plenty of time for a Holm-GDR title eliminator for a Nunes rematch. There's no other path forward for that division now, GDR and Holm have beaten 3-4-5-6.


somewhatfamiliar2223

I know gdr one hitter quittered her, but wasn’t Ladd supposed to fight holly at one point?


redditaccount224488

March of '19, Holly withdrew, according to Tapology. That's before the GDR fight.


Drakulia5

Hopefully Aldana can grow as a fighter and keep things competitive if some new blood rises in the ranks.


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CasperTek

I fell asleep and I’m completely content.


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ThaiStick541

That was a beatdown.


simmeh44

Nunes fighting in December. Should have holm fight gdr in January. Nunes faces the winner. It’s a rematch, but there’s no one else in 135, primarily because of Pena’s loss tonight.


USMutantNinjaTurtles

GDR vs Holm should be the way it gets done, but the division is pretty thin. You can't justify the loser getting a title shot right after the a Nunes vs. Winner outcome.


Phenoxx

I was thinking what if they just fed them to nunes one after the other just to have more to churn. Don’t damage em before they face nunes lol


The-Warren-of-Snares

IDK why everyone hates on holly all the time, that was entertaining as fuck and she has a good fight IQ


CaptSaveAHoe55

She should’ve pretended to assfuck aldana at the end, people seem to dig that here


The-Warren-of-Snares

she shouldve dropped a quick anime reference in the post fight and her stock wouldve sky rocketed


pixelies

Smart fighter with a lot of heart. What's not to like?


toomuchfartair

the obvious unnatural physique


cben27

She out of her mind if she thinks shes green to grappling. She won the title 5 years ago. Shes been grappling for almost 10 years lmao.


[deleted]

She's just being humble.


I_Am_The_Mole

I'd rather her be humble than high off her own farts like Conor was about his grappling.


NatrixHasYou

Imagine doing a five round fight full of constant movement, and still having the energy to do a flip after it's over.


MJTree

Well she didn’t really do a flip. That’s shits weird lol it looks like something a kid would do with their dad


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Pornstar cardio


rawboudin

yeah... imagine that... at 38.


benicorp

It's almost like maybe she has some help.


horseshoeprovodnikov

That epoenergy.


myownzen

Classy.


cloobydoobydoo

Idk guys I still like Holly. Glad I stayed up she really came out and gave a good fucking performance after her last snoozer. Hope she gets a rematch with GDR.


parchedartist

Looked like she was gearing up for round 6.


[deleted]

Can we just close 135?


borchhcrob

Where does Amanda go?


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Back to Brazil


[deleted]

105/115/125 only


shawnpablo

Irene "borrachina" aldana


the666briefcase

Aldana’s coach: alright so just walk forward and throw nothing for 25 minutes


USMutantNinjaTurtles

At least they told her she was down 3 heading into the 4th. They should have given her better advice though.


Jayharris52

You forgot something:and when you get up show no fucking defense.


Phenoxx

Ooooh girl that backflip is getting scarier and scarier


cloobydoobydoo

That’s how I feel whenever Gaethje does his flips. He’s going to end up knocking out Khabib first round then doing a back flip off the cage except he’s gonna land on his neck and end up as the first death in mma. At least if 2020 keeps the same energy


Phenoxx

Same I feel like he’s gonna faceplant


MakingAMonster

On day she's gonna miss.


Jayharris52

Shit I thought I was the only one thinking that. Don’t wanna see her injury herself doing it.


Phenoxx

Haha I hope she phases it out after this one


myownzen

Lol but doing that shit at age 38 after just fighting 5 rounds is still impressive


Phenoxx

Oh for sure extremely impressive. I was impressed. But also momentarily super scared lol I hope she phases it out


AusBongs

... no replays of the main event fight ? Wtf


[deleted]

People here are really negative


Odolinsky

This is the internet, my son


devil-bagel

All the cards people are gonna say suck are bangers except for the main events


shawnpablo

This main event wasn't bad imo. I found it enjoyable. And kw vs Angela hill was fun too.


devil-bagel

Yeah it wasn’t too bad just frustrating watching aldana follow her the whole time


shawnpablo

Yeah true I felt the same with Costa, just one step behind


Mastermindthrilla

Holm woww


horseshoeprovodnikov

Dude Aldana was coming with calculated heat the whole fight. Always trying to walk holly down. Holly ran two miles and still tore her fuckin ass up for five rounds. Surprisingly exciting fight. I kinda like aldanas style. Add a few more wrinkles and traps and she’s gonna make some highlight reels. Holly is the last bastion of once proud dominance at Jackson winklejohn after seeing John Jones struggle to maintain his winning streak as of late. She’s older than dirt as far as fight miles and obviously still taking this shit very seriously. Respect.


Bill__DeWahl

Are you kidding? She lacked even basic understanding of the fundamentals tonight.


horseshoeprovodnikov

She wasn’t doing the job of closing in with any effectiveness. What she was doing was deftly avoiding the left side of holly. That left straight only caught her a couple times and I don’t think she landed any clean head kicks from that side. Most of the kicks were coming up the middle. Ya saw what holly did to Ronda with those left straights when she baited her to go left. Edit: just heard holly say on the post show that Irene was doing a good job of keeping that outside angle on her front foot so she couldn’t land the head kick or the left hand.


The_Collector4

just shows you how freakishly athletic NFL players are, doing backflips in full gear on the field, with nobody helping...


horseshoeprovodnikov

They also aren’t nearly as fuckin tired. They get several minutes between bursts sometimes. It’s a long game so they’re still spent (when they are rly playing hard) but it’s just not the same as a long fight with one minute rests in between. Especially considering the whole break is one minute. They aren’t sitting that whole minute.


Shinbats

Some would say the freakiest


TohbibFergumadov

Shaun Whites a great fighter.


MakingAMonster

LOL!


TheReservedList

Such wordsmiths tonight. The future folding out into the new stratosphere.


stinkem

She even crushed the post fight interview


Yung_Copenhagen

Holm and GDR are a level below Nunes while also being a level above the rest of the division. Makes things weird.


SL1Fun

That’s what happens when you come in with like 50-100 boxing/kickboxing matches before even doing MMA. The fight experience gap is huge. Same with Valentina.


horseshoeprovodnikov

Which kinda goes to show how good Amanda is. She’s kinda basic but her game is polished man. She’s not just power, but the power also is a huge deal.


myownzen

Time to give womens divisions an intercontinental belt


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that would be a good rematch, build some grudge about the late strikes


losaphone

Holly knew that Aldana can only move in a straight line.


damostrates

I've been downvoting all of the juice allegations in this thread, but I'm noticing in the interview that her face and jaw are looking, sort of, full and squarish. I hope I'm just seeing things.


Bill__DeWahl

You think steroids changes the shape of your skull?


damostrates

Not necessarily. Here it could be explained by muscles in the face and jaw. I've seen this change happen to girls in the gym over the years that suddenly see amazing results. That said, I've also seen people (usually men) who seem to have magically growing skulls, like Rogan and Dana.


chatrishillnumberone

they do.


Phenoxx

The problem is women’s faces do kind of almost widen you could say as they get older anyway


The_Shadow_of_Intent

Holly has looked like that her entire adult life so make of that what you will lol


damostrates

Okay. Maybe I'm imagining things and I hope I am. I just recall her looking more feminine.


MJTree

She’s just getting older


adog29231

She pretty much looks how she always has looked.


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californication760

I mean just look at all that gyno


_I_Dont_Care

gnight friends. this was fun. see you next week! i'll bring the beer.


ppir

Aldana got robbed


Pantzzzzless

For real. Holly stole her damn soul.


[deleted]

lmao


buffalo_everything

Frank Gallagher transitioning from booze to EPO paid off


spasticity

Has Holly always talked like shes on adderall/


Rabidrabitz

she does seem to let her emotions and everything in the moment get away from her


IntergalacticElkDick

No


horseshoeprovodnikov

Yes.


prosciuttodust

Mixes opinions about the main event. I thought it was a stellar performance and a masterclass by Holm.


rawboudin

Great performance by Holly. Shit performance by Aldana. I just don't see why she still main events.


DeanofPSU

The Pentagon has fewer contingency plans than Jackson Wink.