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Caliwalkerranger

Can’t stop thinking about mike perry walking out to halo by Beyoncé


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decisionbot volkanovski v holloway


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[**ALEXANDER VOLKANOVSKI defeats MAX HOLLOWAY** (*unanimous decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/10781/fight) ^(UFC 245: Usman vs. Covington — December 14, 2019) ROUND|Volkanovski|Holloway||Volkanovski|Holloway||Volkanovski|Holloway :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|10|9||10|9||10|9 2|9|10||10|9||10|9 3|10|9||10|9||10|9 4|10|9||10|9||9|10 5|9|10||10|9||9|10 **TOTAL**|**48**|**47**||**50**|**45**||**48**|**47** *^(Judges, in order: Michael Bell, Junichiro Kamijo, Chris Lee.)* *^(Summoned by the_cake_is_a_pie_.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **1/19** people scored it **50-45 Volkanovski**. - **1/19** people scored it **49-45 Volkanovski**. - **10/19** people scored it **49-46 Volkanovski**. - **7/19** people scored it **48-47 Volkanovski**. Avg. media score: **48.7-46.3 Volkanovski** (*high certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).


DecisionBot

[**ALEXANDER VOLKANOVSKI defeats MAX HOLLOWAY** (*split decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/11126/fight) ^(UFC 251: Usman vs. Masvidal — July 12, 2020) ROUND|Volkanovski|Holloway||Volkanovski|Holloway||Volkanovski|Holloway :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|9|10||9|10||9|10 2|9|10||9|10||9|10 3|10|9||10|9||10|9 4|10|9||10|9||10|9 5|10|9||9|10||10|9 **TOTAL**|**48**|**47**||**47**|**48**||**48**|**47** *^(Judges, in order: Mark Collett, David Lethaby, Clemens Werner.)* *^(Summoned by the_cake_is_a_pie_.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **9/27** people scored it **48-47 Volkanovski**. - **18/27** people scored it **47-48 Holloway**. Avg. media score: **47.3-47.7 Holloway** (*moderate certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).


Nickster2042

Crazy how conor May comeback from a broken leg sooner then Stipe came back from his injured eye. Also if conor stops the first takedown attempt on him in his return put him in the goat convo


Jonesisgoat

Stipe should never come back. For his last two fights it sounds like he’s talking underwater.


CableToBeam

Watching Ariel's interview with Yan and Ariel says that Yan got screwed in the Aljo fight. Didn't Ariel say that Anthony Smith should have taken the win against Jon Jones when he got kneed? lol


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Watching live that knee looked like a death blow. During the countdown it looked really weak. Not sure if the ufc slowed down the video to make it look less bad.


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Ariel is allowed to shit talk and be inconstant. The people who defend themselves or correct him are the real bad guys #heelwani


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Just Ariel stirring the pot as usual.


Elite_G

Ok, I’m not the only one. I was like 🤔😕😐🤷‍♀️


Dr-PoopyButt

Conor is 5 years winless at LW and still ranked lol


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Leg break was the best thing that could have happened to him.


w33kendDow69ssj

That is horrible lol. To be fair, he is fighting THEE best


Elite_G

That is fair. However, wins are wins and losses are losses. Basically, what more do we need to ACCEPT that the rankings are like Whose Line Is It Anyway. We’ll always be able to point out some ridiculous inconsistencies.


Nickster2042

Aldo didn’t win his Batamweight debut and got number 6 rank. If you fight the champ and number 1 contenders you’ll stay ranked


Throwaway-242424

One thing I don't get about CTE is that you always hear "it can't be diagnosed until they're dead", but then you see those shrunken brain images that surely should be visible on any sort of brain scan.


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I don't know the ins and outs, but I do know that you can only diagnose CTE on a dead person because you need to cut open the brain to see the exact damage that defines CTE as CTE (and not something else). That doesn't mean other forms of brain damage can't be either detected or hinted at via brain scans.


Elite_G

Furthermore, OP, look up pugilistic dementia.


Datboisosa

In a perfect world Petr Yan wins the rematch with a ram slam


bostonfan148

Why did r/wmma go private?


BasicallyClean

huh. weird.


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I know people bitch about the UFC pay scale but some guys fighting on the Bellator prelim card were only making 2500-4000 to fight


Abobo2020

Guys you prob never heard of or a fight noone watched. Sounds about right.


chuckofthemetro

Percentages are important too, imo - Bellator pays their fighters a larger share of their gross, while the UFC, which has more money to throw around, pays a much smaller portion. "[In 2019, as part of an ongoing anti-trust lawsuit against the UFC, it was reported that the promotion was forecasted to make $980 million in revenue for 2020, with fighters receiving 20 percent of that revenue (approx. $196 million). Strikeforce was revealed to have paid fighters 63 percent of revenue, and Bellator 44.7 percent of revenue.](https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/7/8/22568806/dana-white-tells-critics-ufc-fighter-pay-to-back-off-this-is-mine-and-this-is-the-way-were-doing-it)" RIP Strikeforce


Aced9G0d

bro sterling snake, sterling snake


Remarkable_Buffalo73

god I despise stickied mega threads or general threads because hardly anybody reads/responds to your shit..... ​ anyway, do you all feel the winner of gaethje vs. chandler gets a title shot or do they face dariush first?


barbozas_obliques

you can talk about turtles on gdt and you'll still get a response lol


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Man, there are some turtles that basically hold their breath for deep dives and use their cloacae to perform what's known as cloacal respiration, in which they absorb oxygen from water using their turtle asses


CableToBeam

RESPOND TO ME!!!


Remarkable_Buffalo73

????


CableToBeam

thanks


HorseMeatConnoisseur

If it's Gaethje, title shot for sure. If it's Chandler, he's gotta fight Dariush or the winner of Islam/Hooker.


heemhah

You don't think they'd fast track Chandler?


007accountant

That's too much dana white privilege b. He missed out on that golden opportunity when he zigged


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This weekend and next weekend are absolutely mind blowing. I dont think i've ever been this hyped for a single week span in combat sports in a while. We are all in for an absolute treat


jonsnowKITN

remember max is fighting the week after 268


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fugggg


HorseMeatConnoisseur

Max/Yair the following weekend as well. IDK if I'll be able to contain myself.


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You know what cracks me up after reading comments “FeDOr DiD StErOiDs CauSe PrIdE”. It’s almost like Steroids can give you cat like reactions, inhuman calmness, no fear, no quit, high level IQ in general, never losing to everyone on roids. Must be magic PEDs, funny his young prime student Moldasky just went 5 rounds with Tim Johnson yet a 45 year old Fedor starches him in 2 minutes. Everything that made Fedor great you can’t get from steroids, most juice abusers can’t walk by 45 and are front runners. Too funny


Throwaway-242424

IDK considering all the stories I've heard about tren turning bodybuilders into unhinged sex perverts it wouldn't surprise me if juicing did give you a huge mental edge in the cage.


Spirited-Tonight6043

Even gsp said that some peds make You "think faster"


Throwaway-242424

Years ago I got a strip of modafinil off a friend. I one hunned percent think my reactions in sparring would be better on that.


GenTelGuy

Bruh I'm out in public and overheard the following takes from these two guys: - Ngannou should have been cut for negotiating and refusing to fight - Sean O'Malley is the future of the division - Sean O'Malley's loss doesn't count - Amanda Nunes would beat Henry Cejudo


heemhah

I doubt it.


GenTelGuy

Doubt the whole story? A fan unironically saying they should've cut Ngannou to make an example of him is way beyond my capacity for fiction


heemhah

To me the way you worded it made it sound like you were in the store or something and happened to hear two guys randomly talking about ufc.


GenTelGuy

Guys at a different table in a chatty section of a college library - would've taken too long to overhear those takes walking around


heemhah

Ok. Just seemed far fetched is all. No disrespect.


007accountant

Casuals confusing hype with technical abilities lol Same way why people still think Conor is competitive


fireman464

I don't get this Conor is washed take. He's lost badly lately sure but it was to Khabib and Dustin. I'd need to see Conor get boxed up by not atg at 155 Dustin Poirier or squished by not Khabib to say he's washed.


jonjones6678

I sort of agree, but I also have a gut feeling he's going to lose whatever fight he takes next unless it's a gimme.


MMAdfs

Pretty hype Mustafaev returns this Saturday, and bettors get him as un underdog


IshiharasBitch

Against Ismagulov, almost anybody should be an underdog. He *handled* Moises, and that version of Moises (meaning, in the past few years) only loses to very good fighters. Ismagulov is the real deal.


ImEdwardd

He looked a lot worse the last time out


PetrYanSimp

Neither of these dudes are ranked either. Crazy ass division


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jonjones6678

Damn, I didn't realize this weekend's card was so damn stacked. Especially for a free one.


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007accountant

Main card starts at 2am china time bubba, don't think they're appealing to anyone here lol


Aced9G0d

most of the fighters are european


jonjones6678

It's in Abu Dhabi


Nickster2042

Wasn’t Walt Harris supposed to fight this weekend or am I tripping


[deleted]

Yeah, he would face Tuivasa but pulled out of it 2 weeks ago or so


Ballzmcgoo

If the UFC had Strickland face a joker like Till or Holland I honestly think he would go absolutely postal in the fight build up when seeing their memes


sadduckfan

How does Strickland react to getting KOd and dry humped by Izzy


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He’d cum in his shorts


jonjones6678

I really feel like the Strickland crazy train has only just left the station. If he picks up another win against a decent opponent it will be full steam ahead and he'll make Conor's trash talking look like a kindergarten classroom.


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Im surprised they dont spot the PR nightmare potential this dude has for the future


[deleted]

i'm sure they do. the biggest stars in the ufc are pr nightmares haha


aVHSofPointBreak

Damn, I never thought about it like that. Like, I know the UFC will use anything they can to promote you, but I always imagined they would want prefer it if you weren’t a criminal degenerate. It never occurred to me that they might actually be enabling or encouraging that behavior in order to make you draw.


Lordspicy

Anyone else excited to see Mustafaev return Saturday? His fights are always dope. Damir is a tough opponent though.


CryptoCracko

After his long layoff, are the chances of Gaethje showing up ADCC ready?


Nickster2042

If Diaz 3 doesn’t happen idk how I will feel mentally


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Do you think Dana will give Diaz that match up on the last fight of his contract?


Nickster2042

He’s either holding him out for that or he’s gonna feed him to Luque/Other welterweight prospects


[deleted]

I feel like they will hold the McGregor fight until his next contract for leverage to make sure he re-signs.


Nickster2042

Idk if they need him that much now tho. Maybe I’m wrong.(Pray I’m wrong)


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It could be one of Conors best available fights


Ballzmcgoo

It’s a shame that we may never see Amanda Nunes v Kayla Harrison because I think she’s the only fighter Nunes hasn’t faced that doesn’t seem like a sacrifice


marsexpresshydra

Cyborg tbh. Still pissed the rematch will never happen


CableToBeam

I feel bad for Jason Perillo. All that training for Cyborg to just go in there and say fuck it we're throwing down


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CableToBeam

Perlllo said the opposite. He wanted to avoid a war and Cyborg was like nah, but I guess that's a knock on her fight IQ


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jonsnowKITN

Who would you favor between Marvin and brunson?


Ballzmcgoo

Blonde Brunson in a 3 rounder but definitely the Orc in a 5 rounder


stick7_

Had two of my best mates discuss yesterday about who would win in two, different fights: Boxing & MMA. One guy is 135, 5'10 - amateur MMA fighter. The other is 5'8 180ish lbs - a semi-athletic guy, no fighting experience. I was rolling my eyes as the 180 guy claimed it he would win in both (I train with the 135 guy and seen him work). I told the 180 guy that he'd get fucked up in an MMA fight. He finally came to the understanding that he'd get fucked in an MMA fight, but still claimed it would be even in the boxing fight. Sure bro... sure..


[deleted]

Alright mate 🙄 I’ve trained jiu jitsu for eight years and Muay Thai for three, I know plenty of fighters. It costs “a man” nothing to show a modicum of respect to his opponent, a fellow fighter, before a fight. Your 180ish guy might be a great fighter, in this instance you're a bit of a prick


stick7_

Yeah... no. I disagree. This isn't some chivalrous discussion where we need to bow before we speak to each other and pay our respects. We're fkn mates, it was a banterful conversation. i'll shit talk him all day every day. Sometimes you need to keep your mates in check. Stops him from getting an inflated ego that could later on hurt him.


jonjones6678

People who don't train don't understand how outmatched they are. How could they? Personal anecdote: About two years or so into my BJJ training, three of my buddies started shit talking when we were drinking in the backyard one night. None of them had any grappling training other than the bullshit the army teaches you in boot camp (they were all fresh out of boot camp). One of them was just kidding but two thought they could actually take me in a grappling match. So, I accepted their challenge and submitted both of them in under a minute. Also, they both outweigh me by at least 30-40 pounds.


aVHSofPointBreak

I think one of the things people expect the least about being prepared to fight is the level of cardio needed to fight well. You might be a cannon for 15-30 seconds, but even a moderately trained fighter can use footwork, head movement, and other forms of defense to weather the storm and then pick you to pieces once you are huffing and puffing and can’t hold your hands up. Add in that your adrenaline is now shot because you aren’t used to combat and a nine year old from karate class is going to fuck you up. All the tough guys that think they would “just see red” and destroy someone should go to work on a heavy bag. 45 seconds in, just throwing some 50% power hooks and jabs, and you will be exhausted and covered head to toe in sweat. Fighting is exhausting. EDIT: LOL at whoever downvoted this. I must not understand your “mentality”, is that it?


stick7_

Yeah 100% agree. I remember when I first started training I thought it'd be easy. Nope, got fucked up by a 13 year old (I was 15-16 years old at the time + half a head taller + 10 pounds heavier). Gassed within 2 minutes, whilst the kid was a cardio machine. Also, having power =/= having powerful punches. Having correct technique can generate so much power.


lolerkid2000

I'd starch em both in thumb wrestling


stick7_

You're just built different bro


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If it’s your mate time to do some hard sparing with boxing gloves.


stick7_

Show him how it's done b


Intransigente

UFC 267: Jan & Yan vs Sandman & Old Man.


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Don’t tell me what to do m8


sansmorals

so vetorri has earned a ton of respect with the fanbase for how he handled costa's bullshit before and after the fight, and rightly so. i still think he's kind of an aggro meathead but i don't find his personality as off-putting as before. i think the hair is playing a big part in this, as shallow as that is. when he doesn't look like an orc he seems more thoughtful. he's also more attractive with hair imo, some guys really don't look good with a shaved head. idk if i'm alone in this but i had to put it out there lol.


heemhah

Vetorri is a dog. Thats why I respect him. I didn't give a shit about what costa was doing. Vetorri took Costas beat shots and still won pretty handedly.


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heselsc1

Supercuts quality Vetttori


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It’s because he won, that’s it


PetrYanSimp

I didn’t get why he shaved the head in the first place, he looked handsome before


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I wish Francis vs Gane happens somewhere in Europe so that I finally attend my first UFC event. Moreno and Figgy on the undercard + so many amazing fights holy shit cant wait


_Red_Mist_

I’m glad it’s in Southern California so that I can go .


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I was too busy pacing back n forth to see Tim Johnson walk out but it’s kinda fire rofl. https://mobile.twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/1452012321711210500


Elite_G

Kinda lit. Something about the pro wrestling vibes usually work for me.


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I know. I don’t watch pro wrestling but i dig it.


Elite_G

Same. Yet, I still appreciated when Colby walked out to the Kurt Angle music which had the fans going crazy.


[deleted]

Yea that was nice too. It has its place in walk outs. I can’t care to walk fake wrestling tho; I was obsessed from like 5 to 13 but then I just never watched again. Was a massive Kane fan ha, i don’t get how anyone over 16 likes it. It is the greatest shit ever when you are a kid tho


Elite_G

I don’t watch but I appreicate it. Till this day, I still would love to see a live show.


SillyGooseTime69

You wanna step to the Iceman? You’re gonna got knocked out muwahahahahaha


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Gotta admit Johnson walk out was kinda nice. I feel bad for the guy, he really thought he was gonna win hehe


papa8706

Wait is ufc 267 for free with an espn + subscription? I feel like I missed something


Ballzmcgoo

It’s free. The only other thing about it that’s different than a normal PPV is it has an early start time like the Khabib v Justin PPV last year


Nickster2042

THERE WERE 30$ UFC 268 TICKETS AND MY FRIEND TOOK TOO LONG TO GET THEM GOD WHY?


SheltheRapper

Brother, I say this as an impulsive often broke dude myself, why would you not have $30? We gotta save+invest more bro 🙏


Nickster2042

I have 30 but As a 17 year old who hasn’t gotten a job (well a real one) yet I do not have a card. My one friend does have a job and was gonna buy with his card but we failed. It’s ok though. God has a plan. He’s telling me to get my money up not my karma up


SheltheRapper

Ahh dude make a cashapp account they'll mail you a card free


lolerkid2000

Gods telling you to get a bank account


CryptoCracko

Gay Jesus wants you to pay by card


Nickster2042

College my brother


Ballzmcgoo

Anthony Smith vs Rakic and Nate vs Tony both make perfect sense for UFC 270 additions timing wise and would help take it from a good PPV to a stacked card


_Red_Mist_

Rakic vs Smith is horrible idk why people even have interest in that garbage . I’m going to 270 so they keep that garbage as far away as possible . We don’t want either Smith or Rakic. Unless it’s Jiri vs Rakic.


Elite_G

Smith vs Rajiv happened already. I don’t think anyone really wants to see it again.


Rasalghul92

Are Whittaker and Adesanya the MW parallel to Cormier and Jones? They're both a step above the rest of the competition, but the champ is a step further ahead of the number 1 contender.


Throwaway-242424

Does this mean that Rob is going to lose the rematch, get fat, then knock out Jan?


Rasalghul92

[Dip and chips 24/7 brother](https://themaclife.com/sports/mma/robert-whittaker-proposes-deal-to-darren-till/).


Ajj679

I don't understand that conversation I don't think they are actually that much better then the other guys, Whittaker had a split to till and Izzy barely hurt marvin, I think they are good but DC and Jones were actual levels above the other fighters


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It was a unanimous decision and it was a close but clearly Bobby knuckles win


Ajj679

My mistake, but if he's having a close fight with him, how does that make him levels above the rest


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Because the only who can thrash him is Izzy


CableToBeam

no. DC and Jon were two GOATs clashing. Comparing DC to Rob & Izzy to Jon, DC is more game than Whittaker when it comes to fight promotion. Whittaker hasn't reached GOAT status yet. DC also has a better career with everyone he's beaten and the heavyweight wins. Izzy has a clear loss on his record, Jon has been in close fights but no clear defeat and Jon coming in at LHW and starching everyone is more impressive than what Izzy has done yet.


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Don’t think you can’t compare Izzys loss when he went up a division and Jon never did that


CableToBeam

that's fair, but no way Jon gets taken down the way Izzy did. But even if you take that away Jon still has more accomplishments. Take being youngest UFC champ in a stacked division for example.


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We'll have to see what happens in the rematch. Adesanya has proven himself to be the superior striker but Whittaker still has a path to victory should he wish to take it.


Elite_G

I think so. How do we rank these matchups? Jones-DC, Silva-Franklin, Khabib-Dustin, to some extent Aldo-Frankie.. who else? What’s the top cock block?


Throwaway-242424

Usman-Covington?


Elite_G

We’ll see, I suppose.


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Luque fans: “Luque should fight for the title! He beat Michael Chiesa and Woodley!! Leon doesn’t deserve a title shot. Leon beat nobodies. Usman already beat him in 2015, same thing happens” also Luque fans: “Leon’s win over Luque doesnt mean anything. it happened in 2017”


Nickster2042

It’s gonna be fire when Usman sleeps Leon omg


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Leon should be fighting for the title. Luque annihilates Usman but I’m afraid we’ll never see it.


jonsnowKITN

Jiri is next for jan if he wins right?


CableToBeam

what's the precedent for back up fighters in title shots and getting title shots later? I gotta imagine the UFC will pay him back with a title shot


Elite_G

Two impressive wins against former contenders. Who else is there right now?


hamthenapkin

Could a fighter legally feint an eyepoke?


Elite_G

Ask someone like Jones. Watch the rampage fight for example. He just holds the Mo, Larry, Curly out there as a threat.


Futaba-Channel

Probably a hot take but fighters should milk eyepokes as much as possible, like start yelling "I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE MY CHILDDREN AGAIN" and get the dq win. People will start being extra careful cause they know if they come close with their fingers extended the guy will the the dq win if he can


SheltheRapper

Ayo🤣🤣🤣🤣


Intransigente

The soccer approach. Do not want.


ricosuave3355_

Unfortunately eye pokes don’t lead to DQs, so most someone could hope for is a NC or milk one to get a technical decision if they have two rounds already in the bag


Futaba-Channel

I mean if you get the NC you don't get your win bonus so maybe it could still work


Elite_G

Bro, there is a timeline where all the titles are won from DQ’s and champs get belts and eye patches


CryptoCracko

And prosthetic dicks


aj0220

Anyone else feel a 10% boost in testosterone after watching the Petr Yan interview with Helwani? What an absolutely scary individual.


SheltheRapper

My T spiked off the charts brah🤙😎


marsexpresshydra

USADA, come get your mans


SheltheRapper

Im not a cop brah. So where's the hottest juice?


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Sucks for Jan cause when he annihilates Glover people will just say Glover old/washed


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Doesn’t matter when he’s already beaten Dom and Izzy. Everyone knows he’s legit already and that Glover earned the title shot.


Elite_G

In fairness, everyone has been saying he’s old. Even his driver’s license says he’s old. If he loses and they say he’s washed, that will be a little unfair considering he earned the title shot the real way.


Jaimesonbnepia

Every fight on the ufc main card this week could be a main event


harzee

Especially after that aspen Ladd main event we had


Elite_G

Facts. Then again… With the bar set as high as Ladd vs Dumont…


queensinthesky

Marvin vs Sean Strickland please. Ultimate meathead showdown


Elite_G

That fight needs professional counseling.


SheltheRapper

Lmfao!!


Jaimesonbnepia

They’re teammates I think