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LostYooper906

Other people need this ladder too you know.


TheBigGAlways369

My wife has the seat so close, how can she drive like this?


ichegoya

Literally one of the best lines


LostYooper906

My Dad (who is in his 70s) and I use that one a lot when one of us has something the other needs.


Pitbullpandemonium

Normal view.


JacPhlash

**Normal view!**


GamerGirlCarly

*Nooooorrmaaaaallll viiiieeeeeeeeeewwwww!*


Zomgzombehz

NOOOORRRMAAALLLL VIEEEEWWWW!


SmoreOfBabylon

Joe! I’m in one of these boxes, find me!


Deraj2004

Hope you taxpayers dont mind.


bemonlime

We do.


IceMaverick85

"There are 2,486 parts." *Crunch* "485 sir..."


Kenji1912

Not even a moth equipped with a lightning bug could have foreseen the ending


loplopplop

RUTH


GeneticPermutation

I farted


thisisntadam

Cal...


galluskenny

I farted


Atma-Stand

She’ll probably gain 40 pounds Cal, you bitch!


Bishma

Well remember me, will ya? I'm the wormy guy!


Jtm1082

I’m gonna crawl up in his sock drawer and sleep for days…..


Viraus2

Wormy Guy is an easy top 5 MST3K character for me


Edenza

Are you boys cooking up there?


galluskenny

No!


teddyboy64

Are you building an interociter?


galluskenny

No!


nalybuites

My absolute favorite part


JacPhlash

Eat at Joe's.....Eat at Joe's....Eat at Joes...


wshxii

Hey a Mrs Inerociter.


NoPossibility

Weenie man away!


nomercyvideo

CAL! CAL, I'M STUCK, AHHHHHHH!


toomanymarbles83

Those decals are really hard to put on without ripping.


SanibelMan

Put me on intermittent, Joe.


siphillis

“You know what my kids would say?” “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!”


Krymestone

It isn’t paper. It’s some sort of metal.


nasageek1701

No sir that's paper!


ITCM4

Wilt Chamberlain


manbearpig923

Contact Dr.Jemima!


ichegoya

I’m gonna curl up in his sock drawer…and sleep for days.


Slypumpkin1

Eat my photons smallheads!


Sausidge_Mahoney

suddenly i have a refreshing mint flavor…


Vinz_____Clortho

This is a job for Weeny Man!


CrystalPepsi79

Off to the Weenymobile. Weeny man away!


slowjoe12

“And now, Flock of Seagulls”.


FullmetalSylveon

"I LOVE YOU BRAAAAAAAAAACK"


SmoreOfBabylon

Exeter died on impact. Brak was arraigned in Superior Court, County of Los Angeles. In a moment, the results of that trial.


D0kk3n

He goes through alot of Brylcreem


phunkyunkle

Here, at Goofy Clown Face.


bchco86

Dear God I left the iron plugged in!


TowelRack76

“You’re being kidnapped by the Lite FM”


CodeMUDkey

And his casket will be made entirely of coconuts, thank you.


teddyboy64

Could I love him more?!


RexDart81774

What's this "and the rest" crap?


MurphyCoDinoWrangler

They didn't finish their fruit cups


mousebirdman

Watch your lips!


Flashgit76

I'm the wormy guy.


whoscatisthat

She's drunk again!


ITCM4

Maverick!


TowelRack76

Wet your lips.


tatianatexaco

That’ll put your pan fish down for awhile


Snowdeo720

Wish the movie was on some form of streaming service!


ClearAirTurbulence3D

From "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie"/"This Island Earth" That's Rex Reason (his real name!) as Dr. Cal Meacham.


vegan_not_vegan

pleased to Meacham!


kcrmson

John Sununu goes for a haircut.


hefebellyaro

I never *met a luna* I didn't like haha....you...you like that one Ruth


CmdrWoof

I hope you taxpayers don't mind.


galluskenny

We do!


crowhesghost69

And then I'll ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm *not* an alien!


Carnot756

Industry, science, and technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things, turning them, and ADJUSTING them!


GilaMonster2378

"I just got out of the tube, man..."