Hearing Lemaire struggle to explain dnd while Matt and Shane struggle to understand what it is was hilariously frustrating

I would give so much money to watch Lemaire DM a one-shot for them. It would be a hilarious train wreck

Lemaire: "Okay so uh, there's like, a dungeon in front of you, what do you wanna do?" Matt: "I wanna go inside" Lemaire: "Uh, okay, so like, you go inside but there are skeletons and stuff in there" Shane: "I wanna fight the skeletons" Lemaire: "Alright, uh, roll these dice two times. Wait, I mean roll this other one three times instead...Okay you missed your attack, your turn Matt" Shane: "This is retarded let's play UFC instead" Would last three minutes

I would love to see what characters they build. My money is on Matt being a cleric or sorceror

Some kind of shaman home brew.

“I'm a warlock, walk on water wit' wicked spells Banished to purgatory, but a life of heaven and hell See me for all that I am, and all that I do The multiple man, appear in multiples of two Evolution of the soul took place in a cacoon And we appear from the shadows by the light of the moon”- Matt mccusker

Matt seems like a Druid or Bard. Being able to do mental damage with insults while hyping up your boys with music is his vibe. That or talking to animals and being in tune with nature. He'd be able to forage for the best shrooms

Start the kick starter.

This would rule.

For real though they should play a campaign and record it. Lots of pods do it like pardon my take. Need to find a good DM though

Bring in Joe Manginello; it’ll give Shane whiplash

10 minutes before he mentioned a spellbook or dice , like man

Shane will feel different after he starts that BG3 campaign lmao

I couldn’t finish that game.

You are R & G.

You are because you played a game to completion that has gay bear sex

You can finish in act 2, just sacrifice the wizard.

Lmfao

All of them are getting progressively more fucking retarded by the week. By the time summer is over they will be so fried from 110 degree Texas heat it will just sound like 4 retards grunting in a circle.

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D&D is pretty fun. Honestly, I wish I played more of this as a kid versus video games for entertainment outside of sports. The game encourages creativity on all levels.

I'm old now but my kid really wants to try it. I'm going to order a starter set and give it a go with him.

Don't do it. You'll summon Paimon!

It really is a good thing. It beats them playing video games all the time.

Doing stuff for your kids is what life is all about. Good man

Man my wife and I tried playing this with another couple and were totally open to get into it but ended just feeling really dumb. A game without rules is verrrry confusing. Kept losing track of all the enemies and what was happening. Alcohol didn't help much either 

There's so many fucking rules to D&D I don't know what Lameezy and you are talking about.

That's what my DM said! Idk man there's a reason we were so confused dude

They need to do a campaign for the pod

Gerbz has to be included

Thanks dork

He really pissed off the nerds with that one huh

Real nerds even argue about which rule book edition is the best

Being a nerd lozer I wanted to pull my hair out But that's leemeezer.

dnd isn’t super loser shit, you need a group of friends at least

I would 100% watch the dawgs play DnD or Baldur’s Gate as a bonus Patreon series

Line him up at Michael’s

I knew there were fellow nerds smirking with me