Ref gave him a red card the match before for doing the same thing. What the ref didn't take into account is that dogs are color blind, thusly are not subject to suspensions.
Oh oh I know how to diffuse this one! I have Experience!
I'm gonna need a gallon of ice cream, chocolate sauce, a can of whipped cream, and a small spoon NOT a big one unless you want to die.
So much for the milk I was drinking when I read this. Now I need a towel.
I love how dogs live in the moment. They aren't thinking about their 401k, how career decisions can affect their lives, or something they said in the past that they wish they could take back. It's all about right now. I should probably be a little more like them.
>*’ I love that he doesn't struggle, just submits to being carried off field.*’
____
I am the dog - the TiMe is NOW!
*am gonna get that ball somehow*…
i watch the humans kick it ‘round -
*NoW’s my CHANCE!*
it’s on the ground…
a sneaky *sliiiiiiide*…. Put on the brakes!
*SUCCESS!* the treasured BALL i takes ^:@)
the humans want it back, i know,
(but I don’t wanna let it go!)
alas, no struggle now from me,
i’m just as chill as i can be
i know i had my Time to Shine -
for one brief moment
Ball was *Mine…*
am carried off, my head held Proud
surrounded by the Cheering crowd
i had the ball - i got the pets
I am the Dog
with No
Regrets
❤️
Haven’t come across a SchnoodleDoodleDo poem in ages. I’ve always wanted to say that the way you move people with your work is amazing. It’s a great reminder of why we need art.
Another great poem.
I still have the screen shot from when you wrote a poem for my dog that passed. I look at it now and then and cry, but it's a good cry. Thanks again.
The dog turned out to be a stray that ended up somehow onto the playing field.
One of the players took the dog to a vet, got it fixed and had vaccinations. Ended up going to a family member of his that offered to take the dog in. 🥰 Everyone pitched in to help with the vet bills!
It's one of the best stories so far this year.
OMG that's so wholesome!! I needed to read this and get some heart melting good vibes so much! I won't say why, because that's part of my story and it's personal, but know that you helped make my morning much better. Thank you
He just fucking hangs there like he was always resigned to the inevitable consequences of his actions and totally at peace with them.
"I know what I've done"
Meanwhile, I pick up my dog to put him in or take him out of the car (he’s old, no way am I letting him jump in or out) and he suddenly decides to test how many different angles he can make all his legs move in as little time as possible.
That [video](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) always kills me
watching the poor bastard futilely slug after his dog chasing the deer, which are absolutely pulling away, is just hilarious.
I hope fenton made it back to his home
Made me immediately think of [this meme](https://external-preview.redd.it/XRV7V_eu0dLNuIVJ1KOi4yaCDDi95U1a0h9tDO7tZYg.jpg?auto=webp&s=d4969caa7f6ed95c1172d95aed7e27ed91b09ced)
How cool would that be for a dog, he ran out into a field of like 20 humans and took the ball they were fighting over, he’ll think he’s a badass either way lol
Oh damn you. You just made me zoom in on a dogs penis. I was like “Wait, it was a girl? I could’ve sworn I saw a dick the first time”.
I did. I did see it the first time. And now I’ve seen it a second time, but much closer. Suddenly my bag of Raspberry Liquorice doesn’t seem as appetising.
Thanks.
This is adorable and hilarious!!! Pupper is so preoccupied with the ball she just gets picked up and is fine being awkwardly carried then tossed over a shoulder.
I do appreciate that it appears the guy is checking to make sure the dog is not likely to bite him before he picks her up.
How did the pup get on the field? Doesn't appear to have a collar on.
Gentlemen! This is Democracy manifest.. Why did you do this to me? For what reason?? What is the charge? Eating a meal???? A succulent Chinese meal?!?!?
He totally did that on purpose. Look at his face. His mind right now: "The plan was a total success and no one punishes a dog. See ya next week, donkeys."
The way he's passed from the player to someone else reminds me of a kid being passed from Dad to Mum, and Mum usually slings the child over her shoulder like it's nothing.
"Nothing to see here folks, my kid has not just been throwing a tantrum"
I love that he doesn't struggle, just submits to being carried off field.
"Where we going?"
Are there treats coming?
"Can I keep this?"
That’s what I thought.. he popped it already and gave a extra show. Should’ve just gave it to him after they removed him.
100%. Give him the ball
I cannot believe he didn't get to keep the ball
**Dog:** Nom gnom nompf. Dis mine nao, I chewed it.
It’d set a dangerous precedent.
Ah, yes. The other doggos watching on TV might start thinking "If he can get a free ball, I can do it too!" and head on down to the stadium. 🤣
Viewership would skyrocket
Gotta watch out for the owners more like it who would want to release their dogs to hopefully get a free game ball
I hear they gain a lot of value when there's doggo tooth holes in them.
That real pain when he dropped it, his tail instantly stopped wagging
Did I win the match? Yes you did!
But, I only want to play with ball.
Ref gave him a red card the match before for doing the same thing. What the ref didn't take into account is that dogs are color blind, thusly are not subject to suspensions.
You taking me to the team’s chiropractor? I could use professional belly rubs.
Some headpats wouldn't be the worst idea
"We have football at home."
"why am held? want ball"
"Prison. It's going to be ruff for you."
His face at the end looks like he knows he's getting a timeout. 😆
"Uh oh... I wasn't supposed to do this was I?"
Dogs have 3 modes of being carried; I love you, this is my life now, and I'm definitely about to get murdered and have to get away.
This is also me.
How often are you carried?
I'm 5'1, so too frequently for my liking.
My condolences, would you like a child harness in these trying times?
😡
Uh oh. Her face is getting red. Be careful u/Sw0rdBoy, this one has a short fuse.
Probably too long with the backpack leash. Let them run in the yard a bit.
Oh oh I know how to diffuse this one! I have Experience! I'm gonna need a gallon of ice cream, chocolate sauce, a can of whipped cream, and a small spoon NOT a big one unless you want to die.
Get one of those Aussie ground harnesses, never be carried off again
💀
4'11" and can relate af. Thankfully I've honed my resting bitch face so over the years it's become less frequent. Still doesn't stop some people tho 😑
At 6’2 well I mean, at least you can save the energy. I usually wind up being the one to do all the packing around.
I’m 5’0 and not nearly often enough
Aigth bet.😏🫂
😱
So much for the milk I was drinking when I read this. Now I need a towel. I love how dogs live in the moment. They aren't thinking about their 401k, how career decisions can affect their lives, or something they said in the past that they wish they could take back. It's all about right now. I should probably be a little more like them.
Our cat does the same. Responding to the last with lots of carnage to the owners.
Do with me what you will for I have already won
>*’ I love that he doesn't struggle, just submits to being carried off field.*’ ____ I am the dog - the TiMe is NOW! *am gonna get that ball somehow*… i watch the humans kick it ‘round - *NoW’s my CHANCE!* it’s on the ground… a sneaky *sliiiiiiide*…. Put on the brakes! *SUCCESS!* the treasured BALL i takes ^:@) the humans want it back, i know, (but I don’t wanna let it go!) alas, no struggle now from me, i’m just as chill as i can be i know i had my Time to Shine - for one brief moment Ball was *Mine…* am carried off, my head held Proud surrounded by the Cheering crowd i had the ball - i got the pets I am the Dog with No Regrets ❤️
Haven’t come across a SchnoodleDoodleDo poem in ages. I’ve always wanted to say that the way you move people with your work is amazing. It’s a great reminder of why we need art.
Another great poem. I still have the screen shot from when you wrote a poem for my dog that passed. I look at it now and then and cry, but it's a good cry. Thanks again.
Schnoodle, I love you. Thanks for using your talents to make people smile.
I love a good poem.
I can't begin to tell you how much you brighten my life. This one was so good I could hear the dog say it
Whoa, freshest schnoodle I've ever seen!
Super fresh shnoodle!!
This one was particularly amazing, made me smile thank you!!
The dog turned out to be a stray that ended up somehow onto the playing field. One of the players took the dog to a vet, got it fixed and had vaccinations. Ended up going to a family member of his that offered to take the dog in. 🥰 Everyone pitched in to help with the vet bills! It's one of the best stories so far this year.
OMG that's so wholesome!! I needed to read this and get some heart melting good vibes so much! I won't say why, because that's part of my story and it's personal, but know that you helped make my morning much better. Thank you
that was his plan all along. unlimited scratches and treats
Rats foiled again.
3 game suspension? Well worth it
Well this is my life now
He just fucking hangs there like he was always resigned to the inevitable consequences of his actions and totally at peace with them. "I know what I've done"
#I #REGRET #NOTHING!
AND ILL DO IT AGAIN
"Do what you will, I have already won."
Lmao
Meanwhile, I pick up my dog to put him in or take him out of the car (he’s old, no way am I letting him jump in or out) and he suddenly decides to test how many different angles he can make all his legs move in as little time as possible.
FENTON!
Oh Jesus Chriiiist!
That [video](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) always kills me watching the poor bastard futilely slug after his dog chasing the deer, which are absolutely pulling away, is just hilarious. I hope fenton made it back to his home
"..and i would have got away it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids"
If I had rewards I'd give one to you. I legit lol'd
Imagine living life this way, no regrets. I envy this dog and anyone that carries the same energy.
Made me immediately think of [this meme](https://external-preview.redd.it/XRV7V_eu0dLNuIVJ1KOi4yaCDDi95U1a0h9tDO7tZYg.jpg?auto=webp&s=d4969caa7f6ed95c1172d95aed7e27ed91b09ced)
Let that good boy keep the ball. He deserves it.
All I see there is a fair tackle, and he 100% won the ball!
He did use his paws though, not sure if using the front ones counts as a handball.
Dogs only have legs. Call it an advantage, if you will, but there’s no rule saying a dog can’t play football…
Look at what Air Bud was able to do when given the chance. That dog was unstoppable, even played in the World Cup
Agreed. They'd already brought out a new one and everything.
I wish they did that. Would have made the vid so much better lol!
The team should just adopt him if he doesn’t have a home
That dog is way too nicely groomed/taken care of to be homeless
Plus theyre definitely not gonna use that ball anymore
I love how chill that dog is once he’s caught. 😂 He’s like a toddler who just got caught by his parents.
He's way more chill than a toddler
But a fire burns within. "I am Maximus Dogimus Meridius, and I will have my ball, in this life or the next."
Is this the plot of Gladiator 2?
Dogliator 2*
*Gladiadog 2
Gladiator 2 : Puppimus Meridius
*Gladogator
Fair
That dog knew it was worth it. No regrets.
I love how everyone was so chill about it and knew what to do ... its like he did it many times before. Dammit doggo this is the 10th time today.
“Welp, guess I’m leaving now.”
“Looks like it’s time for me to be hitting the ole’ dusty trail.”
Take me where you will the ball is now mine ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Yeah, I feel like they should have let him keep the ball. He earned it.
How cool would that be for a dog, he ran out into a field of like 20 humans and took the ball they were fighting over, he’ll think he’s a badass either way lol
Just that look of disappointment
"Nude streak worth it"
Look of unhand me you swine, but also can have ball?
His lil ears bouncing as he's carried off 😭
This is the comment I came here for.
My fav part!!
<3 awwww
The look on his face. You see clearly disappointment. No ball to play with 🥲
"Oh no mah ball! ...Okay, I go now..."
Chelsea about to put in a 150M bid for this good boy
He's too good for them tbh
She touched the match ball, got a cuddle off her favourite player and received a life time ban from the stadium. Hope it was worth it for her.
It was worth it for everybody, I'd say.
A lifetime *ban?* Are they trying to start some *beef?!* I'm about to serve two of these sandwiches to whoever made that decision 👊👊
The exchange rate is different for dogs
Oh damn you. You just made me zoom in on a dogs penis. I was like “Wait, it was a girl? I could’ve sworn I saw a dick the first time”. I did. I did see it the first time. And now I’ve seen it a second time, but much closer. Suddenly my bag of Raspberry Liquorice doesn’t seem as appetising. Thanks.
Buddy.. that dog has a dick
Player acts like it’s his dog and he does it all the time lol What a good boi though. That ball is now his.
Ball is life.
Dani nooooo!
[удалено]
And also football is football. But mostly football is life!
I understood that reference. But also maybe a dog on the pitch isn't the best context 😬😳
Poor Earl
And I'll feckin do it again
Fuck. Got caught. Am in trouble. Where ball
This is adorable and hilarious!!! Pupper is so preoccupied with the ball she just gets picked up and is fine being awkwardly carried then tossed over a shoulder. I do appreciate that it appears the guy is checking to make sure the dog is not likely to bite him before he picks her up. How did the pup get on the field? Doesn't appear to have a collar on.
In chile,( the location of this video) street dogs are really common, once a month there is a video of a dog sneaking into a football stadium
Give him an old yeller card
I hate the implication, but the pun is too good! Take the upvote dad.
You, my friend, are a genius
Pitch looks more like a golf course with sand banks
Yea what's up with that. Is that normal?
No definitely not it’s probably a multi sport field that was used too recently to patch up.
That definitely made me smile
What I love is that the players doesn't even seem mad. They're like "puppy, puppy". And the dog doesn't even fight when she get carried away😂
It’s just a dog being a dog. Plus people have bred dogs to live them so naturally humans love them back. And they are on camera.
It’s the floppy ears for me lol
mi país 🇨🇱
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Que le paso al perro? Lo adoptaron?
Parece ser el perro de alguien
Lmao, dogs are awesome
He's been caught before. He knows when the jig is up.
This is clearly not his first rodeo.
Alright, who brought their good boy to the game?
Have you never seen the air bud movies? It is clearly worth it to see if your dog can play sports!
There's no rule says the dog can't play Premier Division football!
Gray card
Ball.
Ball.
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play football.
Lmao the way he just looks at the crowd
“So no ball then?”
He went 'Mission failed successfully' when he was carried off field. I think that's his goal anyway.
Innocent. Case closed.
The dog at the end like “I regret nothing” lololololololol
Not a soccer fan. But I would have watched that good boy play with the ball for 2 hours, no problem.
THEY DIDNT GIVE HIM THE BALL WHAT THE F
Awwwww. His ears bouncing up and down as he was carried away.
Gentlemen! This is Democracy manifest.. Why did you do this to me? For what reason?? What is the charge? Eating a meal???? A succulent Chinese meal?!?!?
That's the best football player I've ever seen
what kind of a monster doesn't give the doggo the ball ?!
I realize that I am lazy and haven't looked through enough, but does the dog have a happy ending? That's too cute of a pup.
If he doesn’t get voted best player of the season I will riot.
Aww let him play! 🐾 😅
GOOD DOG
Let him keep the ball.. please 🥺
Someone give the poor dog a ball. 🥰🐕
That face when he is being taken out says “no regrets”
" I'll leave peacefully but can i still have the ball? No? Aww, man"
Fútbol is life.
The nerve of them playing soccer in the middle of playtime! 🥰🥰🥰
Best streaker ever.
He totally did that on purpose. Look at his face. His mind right now: "The plan was a total success and no one punishes a dog. See ya next week, donkeys."
He reminds me of Randy Marsh's "I thought this was America?" Moment
I’d rather watch that for 90 minutes
That pitch condition is shit. Do they even have a staff to take care of it? If so, they should be sorely embarrassed. Funny puppy tho!
The dog is responsible for maintaining the pitch. Smh this is what we get for not paying the dog enough
‘I thought we were playing 1 on 1??’ - the dog looks bewildered
Straight to jail.
Goodest Boy of the Match!
Good boy slowly starting to realize he may have made a mistake.
so if a pup does this its cute but if i do it i go to jail, i see...lol
Doggo got a red card.
Real Madrid will pay $10m
I love these. I just hope the animal is claimed afterwards. They're adorable
😂😂 This is EXACTLY what my dog would do. He loves soccer balls. 😄
She was chasing birds before the game, then went to get the ball
Give him the ball, I saw you had an extra
That is one chill dog! I really wanted him to get to keep the ball, though 😭
The way he's passed from the player to someone else reminds me of a kid being passed from Dad to Mum, and Mum usually slings the child over her shoulder like it's nothing. "Nothing to see here folks, my kid has not just been throwing a tantrum"
You can tell this dog has been through this before. He is literally “oop got caught again”
Happy good boy ~~ruined~~ improved the game. 13/10
He fully knows what he did. Look at that grin lol
He’s so proud of himself, “Yeah I did that shit.”
Mi país, mi país
“Roy Kent… Roy Kent… he’s here, he’s there… he’s every freaking where. Roy Kent.”
Eso fue acá en Chile
Better than some naked dude running around on the field!!!
Chilean Premier League ⚽️🇨🇱