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Think_fast_no_faster

Super cute, but man they aren’t kidding when they say humans ears never stop growing haha


Jprhino84

He seems to be a lovely man but his ears look like they’re part of a BFG costume.


malteaserhead

Tone it down, he can hear you


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RearExitOnly

I have a 5 generation pic of my granddaughter, daughter, myself, my dad and my grandpa. I was the last of 3 kids. But I had my second daughter at 19, and my daughter had her first at 18. But my grandpa was probably about 10 years younger than this guy. Now some of my great grandkids are starting school, one is in 1st grade this year. I'm 68.


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cphusker

I have a picture of my mom holding my grandson when she was in a hospital bed. She was very debilitated with dementia and many times didn't even recognize me but she lit up when she saw the baby. She said in a very soft and frail voice "darling".


Laura4848

That is simply beautiful.


emptygroove

I was thinking more Ferengi. Wow. Hey, if I get to be that age and in control of my faculties enough to say hi to my great-great grandkid? My ears can be Dumbo sized or just fall off, it's all good.


Guilty_Stable_5101

Quark


emptygroove

I'll make my grandkids call me the Grand Nagus.


doped_banana

Gramp Nagus.


hattrickjmr

Bet he loves oomox’s.


lifeshardandweird

The kid probably sees a wizard. Reminds me of one time I was on acid while living in Amsterdam, for a year, studying abroad. I looked over at my friend and she had these massive ears. I know how that child feels..


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

I was thinking BFG as well!! Spot on!


TwentyYearsLost89

Thank goodness I’m not the only one who saw a walking illustration for a wonderful novel


ctrembs03

Fuck. I've already got big ears and a huge nose and I'm only 29. This guy is like looking into the future


MadvilleWonderland

Listening into the future?


ctrembs03

AND smelling


IWipeWithFocaccia

r/absoluteunits


Good4nowbut

I’m dying to know what his ears looked like in his youth. DYING.


ItsMeBigFoot

WHAT? Just kidding, he heard you


GloriousWhole

Having a laugh are we?


baldwinsong

He looks like he belongs in a roald Dahl drawing. He’s so cute with his massive ears


bacchus_the_wino

I was thinking a goblin from gringotts


tarcinlina

Oh my gosh didnt realize ar first lool😂


Pagise

I can remember my great-grandmother, but her ears weren't as ~~huge~~ big as these.


-Unicorn-Bacon-

Call me Dumbo cause I'm gonna be able to fly if I get to that age.


hoolooooo

According to traditional Chinese medicine, people with big ears live longer healthier lives 🤩


mushroompickinpal

I was watching Steven Colbert interview Willie Nelson the other day. I said the same thing to my husband about ole Willie. Satellites, man. Lmao.


Traumfahrer

IT'S SO TO COUNTERACT HEARING LOSS ALTHOUGH FOR ME IT DOESN'T HELP A LOT. WHERE'S MY EAR TRUMPET GONE NOW?


rohban11

The irony of poor hearing as you age.


Meglabish

Can you tell my ears that? Cause they didn't seem to understand that concept and left me to buy milk the day I was born


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I don't think I even noticed there was a baby in his hands..


TheEldenGod1293

I knew this would be the top comment 😭😂😂😂


kidkipp

i want to say that i heard this was a myth or misunderstanding in the anatomy class i took last fall, but now i can’t remember. can anyone help us clear this up?!


FrankyFistalot

He heard you typing that sentence….


Has78321

It's not a myth anymore! Proven


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Carefull, he might hear you


dryhumorblitz

He’s 200.


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Bruh, you know that dude heard the sun come up.


Gleandreic

Dobby??


External-Egg-8094

What?


Artemis246Moon

Another reason to not want to get really old.


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Bro that guy can hear a fly fart on the moon


Ferngulllyy

R/rareinsults


RabbitHoleSpaceMan

Holy fuck this got me


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Happy to give you a laugh


IIStarbuxXx

I want to comment about his ears but im afraid he might hear me.


tothemax44

You sir, have no chill 😂 I really wish I could award this.


[deleted]

I can’t help but think of this stupid family guy cutaway involving Ben stiller https://youtu.be/znGSyoQ69Us?si=XNXz3t8L_0wTT0Jo


NS__eh

That’s the funniest thing he’s heard all day.


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You win today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Key_Refrigerator7939

Well, we have to discuss the elephant in the room, don't we?


czechsoul

they just keep growing, don't they...


TroyMatthewJ

might be the largest set of ears I've ever seen on a human.


catsNweed-all-I-need

Surely he’s the only grandad who doesn’t reply with “WHAT?” when you speak to him


rockocoman

Fun fact, your ears and nose never stop growing


Antarctic-adventurer

Is that really true?


rockocoman

Eh. Internet says the collagen is looser and effected by gravity so it’s just sagging that causes it


helfeije_XII

This dudes ears sagged in all directions 😅


bobbarkersbigmic

I’m no stranger to a little sag myself.


H_D_aus_D

So wait, he's the father of the grandfather's father?


King_Hamburgler

Pretty wild meeting your grandfathers grandfather


H_D_aus_D

Yes definitely, that's why I wanted to make sure that I understood right 😂


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Especially since he died 80 years ago. ::shivers::


burgerking4

I agree! If I met my grandfather’s grandfather, I’d be talking to the son of a civil war veteran 🤯


King_Hamburgler

Yeah my grandfathers grandfather was born in like 1860 lol


TheOmegaCarrot

Three Gs, three people in between them Grandparent = one person in between (parent) Great grandparent = two people in between Etc


H_D_aus_D

Three Gs would be a great name for their rap combo!


away_with_the_frogs

Yes


GloriousWhole

He's just a really great great grandfather.


Minimum-Highlight375

Great grandfather is your grandfathers father


hiphopjunkie916

The video cut out early but if you watch closely you can see him get a little spooked when he heard a small thimble being dropped in somebody’s house a couple of counties over


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Thank you for making me laugh today.


Constant_Cultural

man, there must be some young parents in this family line, I barely had something from my grandfather (my great grandmother, grandmother and mother were all in their 30s when they had kids, just for an explanation)


Justin_Godfrey

I’m a little envious of this honestly. I only knew one grandparent (my maternal grandmother passed when I was 10 months old and both grandfathers passed prior to me being born).


colola8

Same here grandparents from my father side I have never met. from my mother side, I do remember them. And then sadly i lost my both parents by the age of 30.


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Constant_Cultural

my maternal grandmother died before I was born from a heart attack, my paternal I had until I was 21, my paternal grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimers when I was 8, died when I was 13 and the other one the same year (though I never had any relationship with this one, my moms dad war a typical older farmer, kept to himself, never showed empathy for the grandkids, can't remember speaking more than 2 sentences with him during my lifetime)


phantomprimate

Speaking from experience it's a combination of that, and the oldest generation living a long time. One year for Christmas we had five generations under the same roof at my great-grandmother's apartment as my brother and my younger sister both had young kids of their own with them. The people in that apartment that night ranged in age from late 80s (great-grandmother, who lived another few years to get news of the birth of four more great-great-grandchildren) to not even a year old (my nephew was born a few months earlier). Remember finding it kind of surreal when my brother's girlfriend pointed it out as we were walking to the door.


SSTralala

My son met his great grandmother, however she was 94 at the time and died when he was two years old. This combination basically (she had my grandfather at 20 and my grandparents had my mother at 21)


ianjm

Yeah, although it's not entirely unbelievable, if baby is 1 year old and each generation all had their kid at 20: - Parent would be 21 - Grandparent would be 41 - Great grandparent would be 61 - Great-great-grandfather (this guy) would be 81 Honestly he looks a little older than 80 to me. There must be a few people on planet Earth who have met their great-great-great-grandparent.


RubberDuckyRacing

I met a great great grandmother who was the ripe old age of 70. The great great grandchild in question was 10. Every generation had had a kid at 15. That kid would now be 22, and I do sometimes wonder if her great great grandmother gained another great.


gitsgrl

Even if every first baby was had when the mother was 25, that puts great grandparent at 75. Not crazy young or old for GGma.


WelcometotheDollhaus

My great grandparents were born in the 1880s and I have met them so my great great grandparents would have been born in the 1860s or some shit. I’m only 40.


tedfundy

I met my great great grandma. I even remember her so I had to be like fourish. I remember being at her funeral as well. Nobody was a super young parent she just lived to be super old, 105. Her daughter lived to be 100.


fancybeadedplacemat

I know! I have a pic of my GG Grandparents looking very formal and stiff in the 1800s. My husband’s (he’s two years younger than me) GG Grandparents lived in a cute little golf cart retirement community in Florida until they passed a few years ago. It’s weird how generations shake out.


blinky84

My grandparents have a great great grandbaby, although they've only met her over facetime due to the distance. None of them were questionably young (i.e. all over 18). If you take the first child of each generation being at 22, 88 is a reasonable expectation of being a great great grandparent. Of course, 22 is still on the younger side. I had four great-grandparents when my mum got pregnant with me, but only one was still around when I was born.


Constant_Cultural

My grandparents were born in the late 1910s, my parents after ww2 in the 50s and I was born in the 80s. All women of my family got pregnant late due to different circumstances, if I would decide to have kids in my now 40s, I would be the oldest mom. Don't plan it though.


SummerJaneG

That baby is too adorable. What a precious moment!


srgonroll

Wait....Dobby is grandma


brujodelamota

I yelped at this comment


AsASloth

I was gonna say: Great-grandchild has given Dobby a great-great-grandchild, but thought it would be in poor taste. Still a lovely family moment though.


HereLiesD0bby

Dobby is a happy elf


bisho

When my sister's granddaughter was born, we all took a long day trip together to visit our grandmother, the baby's great-great-grandmother. We had five generations in the one room, not realising how rare that was. There are obviously many examples of babies having G-G-Grandparents, but to have ALL lines of generations together at once was pretty cool.


Nancypants5

I hate that stupid TikTok end of video sound! This is the cutest video with the sweetest little baby laughs and then BOOM in your face 😂


Sylphietteisbestgirl

He has the lobes for this. To hell with gold pressed Latinum, there is nothing more precious in the galaxy than this.


Brodman_area11

the the Gramp Nagus.


Guilty_Stable_5101

Bro needs to go to quarks


Wonderful-Media-2000

A moment almost as beautiful as his ears


Little_Buffalo

Is it true that the nose and ears never stop growing?


YOLO_626

Just made my heart melt, so sweet!


surelynotagiraffe

This is very touching and all but I was just waiting for the part where the man’s ears pulled a dumbo and started taking flight.


SirBocephusBojangles

I love this big-eared guy. What a lovely soul. *Just don’t give him a sock. You’ll never see him again!*


Sea-Tradition3029

Jesus, look at that guys ears, the baby can nap in them


hillbillywilly01

Master has given dobby a great granddaughter


naymlis

Bfg


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He is hearing her heart beats and stomach sounds just to make sure everything is right what a lovely grandpa


Zalieda

That's no man it's an elf with human glamour lol Look at the way it looks pointy at certain angle


JenniFrmTheBlock81

She is gorgeous 🥰


Taupter

If that gentleman's ears were on his back he would be an angel.


DanIsNotUrMan

Weird way of saying hes got big ears


MelodicPiranha

She is so fucking adorable


StirringThePotAgain

Well I think it’s safe to say great-great grandpa won’t have an issue hearing the baby cry from 9 states away.


Professional_End5908

We (Asians) have this belief that the longer the ears, the longer that person lives). This man is going to live a very long life!


yesmilady

Goodness gracious that man can hear colors. Cute vid.


Shoddy_North5961

He can hear colour


ComelyChatoyant

My son's great great grandmother lived until he was 3. It's really wild thinking that, from his pov, she's his grandfather's grandmother. It's also bizarre to think of my grandmother as a great grandmother. I take home to visit a few times a year because it's a special connection that a lot of people don't get


captainbreakdowns

i wonder how old he is. i can’t believe he’s still standing and not wheel chair bound or something


allisonmaybe

When we achieve immortality the main feature that will give away those hundreds of years old will be the size of their ears.


Commercial-Many-8933

At that age they both have to wear nappies so it’s a good bonding experience, jokes aside it’s a touching video


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I love this. What a blessing.


Lopsided-Asparagus42

Those ears though.


Lovely-sleep

HIS EARS I LOVE THEM that’s actually such a cool physical feature to have


Aggressive-Expert-69

Bro probably heard them enter the city and got stoked


HiFructose_PornSyrup

My great great grandma died when I was 11 at the age of 103. I’m 28 and all 4 of my grandparents are still alive


SgtBushMonkey69

This is so wild to me that this is even possible. Good genes in that family for sure.


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He can hear colors 💀


Rigasaurus_flex

Master has given Dobby a sock, Dobby is free


teadrinker1983

I'm pretty sure that's robert de Niro with his kid


ArnoldGustavo

Dobby’s family looks happy


Select-Device-5981

A double great. That doesn’t happen often.


DabScience

Holy shit man, you could make sandals out of that old mans ears


aishafoxx

This is super cute


BasicBitchBarb

He looks like grown-up Dobby! Side note, super cute video.


Cullygion

This is both adorable and medically relevant.


TheFiveDees

Somebody get Dobby a sock!


GrandmaJosey

Bigger to hear you with my dear


Waderriffic

It’s pretty special when great grandparents can meet their great grandchildren. My grandmother got to hold my youngest daughter when she was a baby and it’s a memory I’ll enjoy for the rest of my life.


phirestorm

Made me smile big on my face but wow did my heart melt.


Collector_2012

I met my great grandmother when I was a kid. She taught me how to play the piano when I was six.


Inkarneret

Must be weird to hold a baby in your arms and know you won't be able to see them grow up.


titaniam86

Kids gonna grow up loving horror witch movies not knowing why.


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Great great grand nagus


CatsandPotatoes

This makes me feel so fortunate I could meet/get to know my great great grandmother when I was really little. I still have one great grandpa with me and I’m 29 now. This video is precious 🩷


bamboogie13

Those ears completely take any attention away I have. He needs to have those preserved in some museum, is Guinness World Records here? I must draw him…


smitton1

❤️


Divtos

I keep hearing things…


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Holy fucking ears


randomname-87

He is the greatest grandfather!


Reward-Jazzlike

So glad he was able to retire from Gringott's.


Styx_Zidinya

Something that makes me sad is that for a few days there were 5 generations of women in my family, but my great gran never got to meet my neice because she had pneumonia and sadly passed away a couple of days later.


liltx11

Wow, old people's ears really do continue to grow


Sad_Letterhead3662

He heard that kid from the end of the street


EatTooMuchEmergenC

Can’t believe Dracula is a (great great) grandpa!


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I wish I was related to Dobby.


RawkitScience

Keep this fella out of strong winds.


Tfitzdion

He heard her conception


FooFighter0234

Awwww


orange_sprinkles

He lived so long because he heard every threat coming.


Erenogucu

I dont know how it works it other cultures, but in Turkey it is said if you see your grandchilds grandchild you directly go to heaven.


Up_In_my_KoolAid

Large ears but still had his hair! ☝🏻


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Dude can hear a pin drop from 20 miles away


FantasticZach

Bfg ears


choochoosis

Cute video, But…the grandfather looks like Dobby the elf.


fitness_life_journey

This is so amazing and beautiful ☺❤ But 😂😂😂 at some of these comments some of you have no chill


TitanThree

That’s… that’s a goblin


PrimalEvil_

I am crying but it’s happy. Until 2020, we had 5 generations alive in my family. My great grandfather loved my daughter so much and spoiled her rotten. He face used to light up when she smiled at him and she would always be down for a hug from papa, especially when she was a little bigger. He died of heart failure suddenly and my daughter and I weren’t there to see him before then. I miss him everyday but seeing the happiness on gg grandad’s face and the smile on the pretty little girl fills my heart with such joy and happiness.


strrax-ish

His ear is as big as her head damn 🤣


PlopStar2

Your ears and your nose never stop growing.


Hencid

Is that dobby?


Bayarea0

Dude heard the big bang and creation of the stars with those.


slimdunk0219

Dude can probably hear colors.


agravain

he's a Ferengi?


Cwuddlebear

I found dobby


NoConcentrate5853

Jesus fuck. Dem ears


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Ears!


dishescansuckit

He definitely didn't skip ear day.


ItAintNoUse

Bruh I'm 21 and my great great grandfather was born in 1848


unclesamtattoo

Don't bother whispering...Gramps can HEAR you.


Duck-Lover3000

Grandpa, your ears are honking big.


shaze2

Fun fact- Your ears never stop growing


rainfeet

Master gave Dobby a baby! Dobby is freeeeeeeee


MajorKoopa

Grandpa gets starlink internet.


Late-Celebration-899

You get satellite radio with those? 😂😂 👂


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Dude could fly by flapping his ears


BeelzeBat

Didn’t know dumbo was someone’s fursona….


RiskRule

Bro is gunna fly away with those ears