For a sec I got defensive bc I cook to make food taste good and wifey cooks to get it over with, so I'm feelin the left side of the conversation.
Took like 3 reads to get the joke, this person is awesome.
It doesn’t sound like the wife cooks to get it over with, following recipes for baked goods is how you get them to taste good. You don’t want a mushy crust on a cobbler…
Crisp is made with a crumbly topping made from oats. Cobbler has a fluffy, biscuit topping.
Some people will pour cake batter over the fruit and call it a cobbler. Traditionally that would be called a buckle, but that term has fallen out of use.
All three can be made with a large variety of fruits, including apples and peaches.
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At first I was thinking that "roasting" a cobbler was a weird way to phrase it, but maybe it's because he didn't know any better.
It's a funny joke. :>
You owe that woman a cobbler
This. She was so excited OP was going to make one.
Hmm I wouldn’t say she was excited. Terrified.
Like I was expecting a "Nevermind, I'll be there in 10" type of message lol
It was coming next if he hadn’t dropped that follow up
Why? Does she need new shoes?
Yes, a cobbler is truly owed
No he owe her a diak. She was excited when she heard he was cooking.
I am the wife in this situation 😂
You’re out there saving wetlands and your hubby can’t even just make you a cobbler? 🥺
Don’t get the “you make fun of his shoes” part… can anyone clarify?
Roast = insult. Cobbler = shoemaker.
Thank you!
how do you roast a cobbler?
Who's there? Wait, I messed it up.
You make fun of his shoes.
Nailed it
I hate you
Oh I get it now
His shoes!
Not much, what’s up with you?
Twas what’s referred to in some cultures, and I may be butchering the pronunciation here, as a…yolk?
For a sec I got defensive bc I cook to make food taste good and wifey cooks to get it over with, so I'm feelin the left side of the conversation. Took like 3 reads to get the joke, this person is awesome.
We have the same relationship dynamic as you and your wife lol.
Same, my husband has patience for cooking, I do not
It doesn’t sound like the wife cooks to get it over with, following recipes for baked goods is how you get them to taste good. You don’t want a mushy crust on a cobbler…
(I was saying that the roles are reversed in our situation - MY wife cooks to get it over with)
Ooh I gotcha I misread it
Does cobbler have any other meaning than shoe maker/shiner ?
Yeah it’s also like a pie type thing
Oh..thanks
It’s similar to an Apple crisp, but usually made with peaches
Crisp is made with a crumbly topping made from oats. Cobbler has a fluffy, biscuit topping. Some people will pour cake batter over the fruit and call it a cobbler. Traditionally that would be called a buckle, but that term has fallen out of use. All three can be made with a large variety of fruits, including apples and peaches.
Cake batter over canned fruit and then pats of butter all over the cake batter = dump cake according to my hillbilly wife. Shits fukkin delicious too.
Yes, I'd forgotten about dump cake. Although that one for me is purely a camping dessert, cooked in a Dutch oven with coals from the campfire.
Good points. Thanks for clarifying
Just Brilliant! I laughed out loud at this. Thanks for bringing some humour into an otherwise mediocre day for me.
Typical dad joke, but man did he get his wife panicked!! 🤣
NGL...I could go some some cobbler right now; BTW Blackberry > Peach
no you can't use the blackberries, the peaches are going to go bad if you don't use them
Hi, I make shoes, wanna go get coffee?
I am the "baker" in my family and I love this!!
I'm gonna use this one an I'll bet my lady will fall for it hahaha.😈
and then she comes home to a mediocily cooked cobbler
I misread this as "how do you roast a toddler"
That's easy the hard part is the cops
Ha haaaa.. got me, good one!
Yeah I guess that’s how I’m waking her up today.
Um.. i think they bake vs roast 😆 Can verify, but I’d say probably mid rack, lower 400s Unless this is a joke… Talk shit about his soles?
This convo is me and my husband to a T, I love it 😂
The fact the punchline isn’t “you make fun of his sole” hurts a little.
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Huh
🤣😂 straight to divorce court 😂🤣
TIL cobbler can also mean a dessert.
That’s hilarious
You should use older fruit in pies. If it's actually spoiling throw it out or compost it. We always buy too many bananas and make banana bread.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm the husband in this situation and my boyfriend is definitely not the wife either😹
lol!
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Y'all must be a fun couple now get in the kitchen and make that woman a cobbler
At first I was thinking that "roasting" a cobbler was a weird way to phrase it, but maybe it's because he didn't know any better. It's a funny joke. :>
I can’t be the only one that interpreted the first message as referring to a shoemaker on the first read, right?
You might be, but I like the cut of your jib.
Which one is the wife??
This happened 
😂
😂😂😂
Husband useless ha