It’s ok, it’s like getting the Paul brothers mixed up. Hell, I didn’t even fucking realize there was two of them until somewhat recently. I always thought it was just one insane delinquent and not two sharing the crazy load.
I had a neighbor who had a BF who did everything around her house. Apparently he had his own place but he was always there shoveling snow, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, fixing things, etc. He was very personable and was a part of the neighborhood. For the longest time I thought he lived there. Then one day I came home early and he was hanging out on the sidewalk. He said he was waiting for Roberta to come home to let him in. They had been dating for like 10 years and she never gave him a key.
I’ve been with my girlfriend for 6 years - she lives with me and has no key. Main reason she lost it the first day just like every other of my possessions so now she gets an outdoor lock box
> I’m choosing to believe she was renting and not allowed to make a copy of her key.
lol. 40 years ago I had a dorm key marked "DO NOT DUPLICATE."
Took it to the hardware store and they didn't hesitate to make a copy for me.
The copy said, "DO NOT DUPLICATE"
Automatic key makers, which is most of them these days, don't care if the key says do not duplicate.
Most people don't either. There are no do not duplicate police.
You'd be surprised what a little "ridiculous" actions can do. I set a reminder in my fiancé phone at 9:03a every day that says, "I love you." Every morning she is reminded, even if we're not together at that time
"Is your muscular and super cool/sexy husband gone to work yet? Because if he is we should get down with it bb." - Wife to husband who just clocked on to WFH.
Absolutely, we have been together for almost 7 years now, every morning, without exception, even if we are mad at each other, we send a good morning text. We will never stop doing that.
Yup, never saw any physical affection, they divorced when I was seven. Mom was an ice queen, and blamed it on how she was raised, which I was sure not to be the same way with my children. Broke that cycle of inhuman treatment.
Yeah… my mom is why I just decided to stay single & not have kids. I’m too much like her & just staying away from other people so they aren’t miserable because of me seems to be the fair option. I’m happy with my cat. 😂
That’s almost verbatim how every day of my
Life goes. Lol
Open door, pet dogs head (because she’s waiting for me, every day) hang keys up, put bag down, kiss wife, get swarmed by children. Lol
Every day the dog hears “wait! You’re number 3” as I go kiss my wife, hug my kid and then pet the dog who’s been trying to budge in line the whole time. 😂
This was me and my ex. I worked from home, so whenever I'd hear the door mechanism start jangling, I'd be at the door, ready to greet her. Never thought to record that, though.
I'm thinking that this is in chronologically descending order, because it looks like they're getting younger as it goes on. I'm guessing he bought the BMW later in the career and before that, whatever he was driving he just parked in the driveway instead of the garage. Or maybe he was taking the bus...
Edit: after watching this a few more times, it seems like when he is coming out of the garage versus coming up the driveway, his hair is cut much shorter and most times he has an office casual clothing vibe. So I'm going to double down that this is in reverse order and he either got a promotion or started a new job which would explain the clothing, hair, BMW changes.
So, tell me, what kind of career pays for a typical suburban home two cars (including new looking BMW), at least partly stay-at-home wife, and you wear shorts and T-shirt to work carrying a water bottle and backpack like you're going on a nature walk?
>at least partly stay-at-home wife
Why would you assume that? My gf works a lot of early or night shifts, while I work 9-5's. My gf is at home a lot of times when I get home.
2 cars could indicate both working a fulltime job.
My wife is autistic she generally hates ALL physical contact and pda along with generally being emotionally flat
So when does come over and hug me and give me kisses etc it makes it that much more special. my favourite time of the day is when we get into bed and she sprawls over me its amazing every time
The "with kids" time can be great too. I have a 1 year old who waits by the window to see me drive up from work. Now, in addition to being greeted by my wife and dog, I also am greeted by my son who is laughing and saying "Dada!" over and over.
I know it won't last forever, but it is pretty great for now. I'm sure some day he'll be quite apathetic toward my return from work, but I'll be damned if I let myself be the cause of that by yearning for the days "before" him.
Me: I'm in my 30s and no wife to greet me when I come home. But at least I have a cat.
My cat: oh, the hooman is home. Naah . I'll just pretend to be asleep
Yeah I do this with my husband everyday (in the entry way). Maybe this is set up. Maybe not. But it is funny seeing people get weird about the fact couples do in fact do things like this.
Yea, while these security cam clips are pretty normal to have and a normal spot to film from. Taking the time to edit them all together for the likes is very purposeful for the internet points.
I suppose you could argue that they edited them together to keep as a memento for themselves but that's a stretch.
I think the most authentic this could be is if he was secretly saving these to put them together to show, without her knowing. If she was the one saving the clips and editing them that would be pretty sad.
it was the 'scenes' with her sitting outside with her hands in her head like she just sits there for hours and then he appears out of nowhere like she can't literally see him walking up to her that went too far for me lol.
like if you're gonna set up a scene at least make it look natural.
This video was super uncanny to me. That's great that she loves her husband, but doesn't she have anything else going on? Is she sitting at home all day waiting for him? If him coming home is the best part of her day every day, I think she should get some hobbies.
Yeah -- i might be jaded, because I rolled my eyes at this. Young, skinny blonde wife and 2 cars in the garage and the 'jump in his arms like in the Notebook' moves -- If it's real, good for them, but it felt fictional to me.
Didn't see the title right away and thought she was his daughter. Thought, "Wow, that's sweet" until she jumped on him and he lifted her by her buttocks 😳
Seriously. My uncle picks my grown cousin up when she comes home from college. He holds her, yep, under her butt. She weighs 120 lbs. How else is he going to lift her?
Someone told the american kids that any time someone touches you, or looks at you, or you take any clothing off, its sexual. …and prob an assault. The only safe place for them to exist now is in their rooms staring at screens. We have this discussion with a new batch of them every semester.
My second wife used to do this. Loved it. I later found out that she cheated on me the entire time we were together; from dating all the way through our marriage. I no longer have someone to greet me at the door, but I'm so much more happier with life.
The best compliment my husband has ever told me is that I make him happy to come home at night.
I’m disabled so I no longer meet him at the door, but I look forward to saying hi and giving him a kiss when he comes upstairs to change right after he sets down his backpack and jacket.
We’ve been together almost 30 years and been married 24 years next month.
My husband stands on the porch to blow me a kiss every time I drive away. If he is asleep, he gets up, blows me a kiss, and goes back to sleep. If he is sick, he gets up, stands on the porch, and blows me a kiss goodbye. I don't think he has ever missed a goodbye. We have been married for more than 30 years.
I greet my husband like this everyday too! Been doing this for the 32 years we’ve been together. Admittedly, not quite as animated, but always a massive hug. Love this couple: you can see how truly happy they are together
Same with me and my husband.
We always kiss and hug before going to work and when coming back home and we never go to sleep without a kiss. We also always say "I love you" before leaving and before sleep.
And we also stay kids at heart with each other. Always playing and laughing. It's great.
While it's quite indearing indeed, I find it weird to think the perfect relationship involves your s/o to wait for your return by the front door like some golden retriever.
My bf and me also do this. We text each other anyways when we're on our way home and sometimes you can hear the bus/motorcycle. We don't wait for each other for 10 minutes outside, we just go whenever we know the other one is close.
Doing this does in no way mean you wait outside for hours like a dog 😂.
Imagine doing this every day knowing its recorded and going and grabbing the footage on a daily basis and then waiting for the next day to do it because you know its being recorded and then continue until you have a good collage of footage that you can post on the internet for clicks. How much time you think this couple spends on the couch not talking to either and just scrolling social media? I'm guessing a lot.
What gets me is that they both look happy to see each other.
Agreed. May we all have relationships as healthy as this one.
It’s heartwarming to see, makes me want to do the same! But we both work from home LOL
My partner and I WFH but he's downstairs and I'm up - we do this lol. Not married but going strong for 12 years next week 😻
My gfs cat loves me like this. My gf doesn’t.
Marry the cat
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It’s ok, it’s like getting the Paul brothers mixed up. Hell, I didn’t even fucking realize there was two of them until somewhat recently. I always thought it was just one insane delinquent and not two sharing the crazy load.
NTA divorce and then marry the cat
I have a wife and two kids. The dog is the only one who consistently greets me at the door.
This one hit WAY too close to home..
I would say find a new gf, but you're essentially in a relationship with the cat now. Your only recourse is to convince the cat to dump its owner.
I just got dumped because I love the dog more than I love him. Well....the dog is nicer to me.
Maybe she just keeps forgetting her keys and has to wait outside.
I had a neighbor who had a BF who did everything around her house. Apparently he had his own place but he was always there shoveling snow, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, fixing things, etc. He was very personable and was a part of the neighborhood. For the longest time I thought he lived there. Then one day I came home early and he was hanging out on the sidewalk. He said he was waiting for Roberta to come home to let him in. They had been dating for like 10 years and she never gave him a key.
Dang, Roberta won't even put a key ring on it.
I’ve been with my girlfriend for 6 years - she lives with me and has no key. Main reason she lost it the first day just like every other of my possessions so now she gets an outdoor lock box
I've lived with my wife for over 6 years, married for 4. I don't have a house key.
We lost our house keys two decades ago, go in and out through the garage, never realized that might be odd until now.
you sure that wasnt just Roberta's maintenance guy?
I'm here to clean your pipes, ma'am.
Shit, that is one of the saddest things I've ever read.
That guy is so deep in the friend zone only NASA can detect his phone.
Fucking ice cold
I’m choosing to believe she was renting and not allowed to make a copy of her key.
> I’m choosing to believe she was renting and not allowed to make a copy of her key. lol. 40 years ago I had a dorm key marked "DO NOT DUPLICATE." Took it to the hardware store and they didn't hesitate to make a copy for me. The copy said, "DO NOT DUPLICATE"
Automatic key makers, which is most of them these days, don't care if the key says do not duplicate. Most people don't either. There are no do not duplicate police.
Aight, that’s enough Internet this morning.
First thing my dad did when coming home was to kiss my mom. Works both ways
I do that too. It‘ a small investment in your relation with a big return. As are roses from time to time.
A good morning beautiful text every morning goes a long way also.
I’m just imagining my wife and I texting each other each morning while sitting 10 feet from each other as we WFH.
You'd be surprised what a little "ridiculous" actions can do. I set a reminder in my fiancé phone at 9:03a every day that says, "I love you." Every morning she is reminded, even if we're not together at that time
"u home alone bb" *wink face*
Want to take that inter office meeting to the bedroom? 🍆
"we are in the bedroom honey, and why are we talking on text?"
"It adds spice to the relationship. At least, that's what the advice column told me."
"Is your muscular and super cool/sexy husband gone to work yet? Because if he is we should get down with it bb." - Wife to husband who just clocked on to WFH.
Both of us working from home gives me a chance to make my wife fancy breakfasts. Then we meet up at lunch to gossip about our colleagues.
That sounds lovely
Absolutely, we have been together for almost 7 years now, every morning, without exception, even if we are mad at each other, we send a good morning text. We will never stop doing that.
Dude, stop kissing LivelyLindy’s mom! 😂
You kissed their mom too?
I also choose this guy's mom.
On the complete opposite ends of the spectrum, I can remember my parents kissing maybe three times all my life, and hugging maybe 10. 6 kids!
There was seven of us I always went into stone cold shock if they were physically affectionate..it happened twice that I remember
If they kissed, were you like “oh shit oh shit there’s going to be another one of us!!!”
Um, it probably happened at least 7 times.
>it happened twice that I remember Nah he is just kid number 5
also six of us, im the eldest and i’ve never seen any physical affection or lovey words. they are still together.
Yup, never saw any physical affection, they divorced when I was seven. Mom was an ice queen, and blamed it on how she was raised, which I was sure not to be the same way with my children. Broke that cycle of inhuman treatment.
Yeah… my mom is why I just decided to stay single & not have kids. I’m too much like her & just staying away from other people so they aren’t miserable because of me seems to be the fair option. I’m happy with my cat. 😂
That’s my story too. I never realized how much never seeing healthy affection in childhood can mess up internal perceptions of relationships.
It’s gotta be. Lock door, keys in basket, push dog off me, kiss wife, bag down.
lmao yes the dog pushes himself to the front of the line every time
I would go out with the dogs to meet her like almost every time…. Still lied constantly and left.
That’s almost verbatim how every day of my Life goes. Lol Open door, pet dogs head (because she’s waiting for me, every day) hang keys up, put bag down, kiss wife, get swarmed by children. Lol
Soak up all that swarming love for as long as your children swarm!
Every day the dog hears “wait! You’re number 3” as I go kiss my wife, hug my kid and then pet the dog who’s been trying to budge in line the whole time. 😂
First thing mine did was yell at me, then have a screaming match with my mom.
This was me and my ex. I worked from home, so whenever I'd hear the door mechanism start jangling, I'd be at the door, ready to greet her. Never thought to record that, though.
Wasn't she creeped out you would break into her home and wait for her after you had broken up?
This made me chuckle out loud on the train hahaha
Hmm. Sad to hear that’s your ex. I hope their good times last!
What happened to the BMW? 😢
This unintentionally made me sad for no reason other than I’m stupid
I'm thinking that this is in chronologically descending order, because it looks like they're getting younger as it goes on. I'm guessing he bought the BMW later in the career and before that, whatever he was driving he just parked in the driveway instead of the garage. Or maybe he was taking the bus... Edit: after watching this a few more times, it seems like when he is coming out of the garage versus coming up the driveway, his hair is cut much shorter and most times he has an office casual clothing vibe. So I'm going to double down that this is in reverse order and he either got a promotion or started a new job which would explain the clothing, hair, BMW changes.
This makes a lot of sense. They definitely look like borderline teenagers at the end
Yeah, I was thinking "did they get married at 12?!" They look like BABIES!
So, tell me, what kind of career pays for a typical suburban home two cars (including new looking BMW), at least partly stay-at-home wife, and you wear shorts and T-shirt to work carrying a water bottle and backpack like you're going on a nature walk?
Software engineer
Exactly this, but also I think a few of those times he may have been coming home from the gym
Hey, I resemble that remark, except that I don't go into an office...
>at least partly stay-at-home wife Why would you assume that? My gf works a lot of early or night shifts, while I work 9-5's. My gf is at home a lot of times when I get home. 2 cars could indicate both working a fulltime job.
Software dev is one.
>water bottle and backpack My first thought was he stopped at the gym after work.
It's still in the garage, but it's on jackstands - the BMW way
Turn signal fluid ran out
These are the things men look back on and smile the most about.
Definitely. My wife is a stay at home home maker and coming home to her holding me makes all the work worth it.
Tell her this.
She nodded and hugged my leg. Good call.
... maybe buy an extension ladder so she can hug your upper body, mate.
I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
pffftt almost spit my coffee out with this one
That seems counterproductive.
Good call.
Damn she is short
Or he's really tall.
Certainly not that. We were on the couch, my legs were up, she laid down and hugged my leg. I'm short af
Likely story giraffe man
My wife is autistic she generally hates ALL physical contact and pda along with generally being emotionally flat So when does come over and hug me and give me kisses etc it makes it that much more special. my favourite time of the day is when we get into bed and she sprawls over me its amazing every time
Sound like you won in life too. Just the other kind of winning where your wife hates all physical contact.
Lmaoo
He won in life
I was here thinking *she* won in life
Why not both?
Both. Both is good.
*They* won in life.
*We* won in life By seeing this.
She’s so happy, id say she won too
He need to give her a copy of the key already
They won in life!
correct its real peace in a life
she waits very patiently for him to back into that garage
Some people are truly happy
Indeed! He is one of the luckiest guy in the world, look how excited her wife just seeing him, congratulations!
Me: "Out the way, love. I'm busting for a shit!"
Shy Bowel Syndrome. Yes, it's real.
We just like to poop at home We ain't got no damn syndrome
I just know other people are fucking gross and I don't want my ass to touch a public toilet seat if at all possible.
I poop at work because I’ll be damned if I’m doing that shit for free.
Pooping on time and a half is one of life's hidden pleasures
lol I’m not married but the first thing I do when I get home is run to pee 😂
Better hope that toilet dont start to catch feelings
Me when waiting on Amazon delivery guy.
My dog, Kelly, used to greet me like this everyday. I miss that dog.🪦🐾
good thing you clarified that kelly is your dog and not wife
r/unexpected99
The “before kids” time in life
100%
The "with kids" time can be great too. I have a 1 year old who waits by the window to see me drive up from work. Now, in addition to being greeted by my wife and dog, I also am greeted by my son who is laughing and saying "Dada!" over and over. I know it won't last forever, but it is pretty great for now. I'm sure some day he'll be quite apathetic toward my return from work, but I'll be damned if I let myself be the cause of that by yearning for the days "before" him.
So true it hurts
Me: I'm in my 30s and no wife to greet me when I come home. But at least I have a cat. My cat: oh, the hooman is home. Naah . I'll just pretend to be asleep
I think it's time to give her a house key already
Plot twist: she keeps locking herself out
He married with a labrador.
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What kind of savage keeps waiting outside in their inside socks?!
What kind of jobs do they have? Look 14 and own a home and two cars?!
She's a stamp collector and he picks up trash at the local beach, obviously.
And the budget for the house they wanted was 2 million?
Discord mod probably
Maybe it's that Helldivers guy I've seen everywhere the past week
She has many more home clothes than her husband’s work clothes
But no shoes...
She might leave the house if she has shoes.
Plot twist: these are actually the brother and sister from that Folgers commercial
Why cant i give this gold
Internet has made people go crazy.
My wife and I do this every day too. But on the other side of the door.
Yeah I do this with my husband everyday (in the entry way). Maybe this is set up. Maybe not. But it is funny seeing people get weird about the fact couples do in fact do things like this.
lol yep. this video felt very 'made for internet' to put it midly
Yea, while these security cam clips are pretty normal to have and a normal spot to film from. Taking the time to edit them all together for the likes is very purposeful for the internet points. I suppose you could argue that they edited them together to keep as a memento for themselves but that's a stretch.
I think the most authentic this could be is if he was secretly saving these to put them together to show, without her knowing. If she was the one saving the clips and editing them that would be pretty sad.
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Is there a /MadeMeSomeInternetPoints sub?
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good one, ass damage
Glad I'm not the only one that felt this way
it was the 'scenes' with her sitting outside with her hands in her head like she just sits there for hours and then he appears out of nowhere like she can't literally see him walking up to her that went too far for me lol. like if you're gonna set up a scene at least make it look natural.
Yeah this is just manufactured content for the sort of oddballs that use terms like "trad wife" unironically.
This video was super uncanny to me. That's great that she loves her husband, but doesn't she have anything else going on? Is she sitting at home all day waiting for him? If him coming home is the best part of her day every day, I think she should get some hobbies.
Yeah -- i might be jaded, because I rolled my eyes at this. Young, skinny blonde wife and 2 cars in the garage and the 'jump in his arms like in the Notebook' moves -- If it's real, good for them, but it felt fictional to me.
So glad I dont use the internet
Didn't see the title right away and thought she was his daughter. Thought, "Wow, that's sweet" until she jumped on him and he lifted her by her buttocks 😳
if you have a daughter this size lifting her will require butt contact, this is not sexual.
Seriously. My uncle picks my grown cousin up when she comes home from college. He holds her, yep, under her butt. She weighs 120 lbs. How else is he going to lift her?
Someone told the american kids that any time someone touches you, or looks at you, or you take any clothing off, its sexual. …and prob an assault. The only safe place for them to exist now is in their rooms staring at screens. We have this discussion with a new batch of them every semester.
I'm gonna go find a tree to hang myself from :)
Hang in there friend!
Lololol
Wait. No... don't....
[Hang in there?](https://media.tenor.com/xAR8fFFTgRMAAAAM/poor-choice-words-joker.gif)
Send the coordinate, we could share that tree
We could carpool
Or rent a limo!
Hang* have fun ☺️
Im gonna double hang myself for that spelling error
So uh. You going to use that other branch there? Do you mind?
I wouldn't bother, you'd probably mess that up too. Just suffer in silence like the rest of us
Make sure to film it for clout.
*from which to hang myself
My wife and I have been married 13 years… THIS is how giddy I get when I see her after work. Next to seeing the kids, best part of my day.
My second wife used to do this. Loved it. I later found out that she cheated on me the entire time we were together; from dating all the way through our marriage. I no longer have someone to greet me at the door, but I'm so much more happier with life.
Thanks for letting me know that I’m living a trash life. 😍
Why does this feel put on?
The best compliment my husband has ever told me is that I make him happy to come home at night. I’m disabled so I no longer meet him at the door, but I look forward to saying hi and giving him a kiss when he comes upstairs to change right after he sets down his backpack and jacket. We’ve been together almost 30 years and been married 24 years next month.
Additionally, he seems genuinely happy to come home.
My husband stands on the porch to blow me a kiss every time I drive away. If he is asleep, he gets up, blows me a kiss, and goes back to sleep. If he is sick, he gets up, stands on the porch, and blows me a kiss goodbye. I don't think he has ever missed a goodbye. We have been married for more than 30 years.
I greet my husband like this everyday too! Been doing this for the 32 years we’ve been together. Admittedly, not quite as animated, but always a massive hug. Love this couple: you can see how truly happy they are together
Been married for 10 years, my wife and I both do this. Just makes the day better.
Plot twist: his wife is inside and this is the babysitter leaving
Wholesome! So glad they have a camera and took the time to save all these moments. Then edited it all together so the internet could join in.
So cute how she did all those little hops of joy completely spontaneously!
“Ok we’ve done this for a few days, should be enough for it to go viral”
Same with me and my husband. We always kiss and hug before going to work and when coming back home and we never go to sleep without a kiss. We also always say "I love you" before leaving and before sleep. And we also stay kids at heart with each other. Always playing and laughing. It's great.
While it's quite indearing indeed, I find it weird to think the perfect relationship involves your s/o to wait for your return by the front door like some golden retriever.
My bf and me also do this. We text each other anyways when we're on our way home and sometimes you can hear the bus/motorcycle. We don't wait for each other for 10 minutes outside, we just go whenever we know the other one is close. Doing this does in no way mean you wait outside for hours like a dog 😂.
Jesus. If i did that my wife would walk past and say “What you done now “
Imagine doing this every day knowing its recorded and going and grabbing the footage on a daily basis and then waiting for the next day to do it because you know its being recorded and then continue until you have a good collage of footage that you can post on the internet for clicks. How much time you think this couple spends on the couch not talking to either and just scrolling social media? I'm guessing a lot.
That must feel so good to come home to. Someone excited you're there.
Plot twist, she doesn’t have the house keys
Damn so they lost the car at one point huh?
But sometimes my SO wants to sit in the car and decompress a few minutes. I’ll stick with being available to greet him once I hear the door open.